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mini--c
08-06-2011, 01:33
What do you think people should do and not do in tenerife, I'll start

Never take the free gift the lucky lucky men give you, it will cost you money!!
Loaded
08-06-2011, 01:38
Never buy A rose off the Chinese ladies unless you have exact change - they'll give you a second rose and claim they don't have change for that tenner you gave them
atlantico
08-06-2011, 01:45
what free gift off lookie lookie's - I pay a tenner everytime girlfriend speaks to one !



Mind you, our lookie sells clothes from a suitcase ...viva la Boom Boom !
tizzywizzy
08-06-2011, 09:40
Don't take a scratch card.
TenerifeTeddy
08-06-2011, 09:46
Donīt buy that great little quiet bar that will earn you a fortune:pray:
Fred Perry
08-06-2011, 11:34
Donīt wear a yellow Las Palmas shirt.
9PLUS
08-06-2011, 12:28
Don't get in a huff when your employer sends you home because you smell of Beer


Do learn
emskie
08-06-2011, 12:31
Don't get in a huff when your employer sends you home because you smell of Beer

:lol::drinking:
Bob
08-06-2011, 13:10
dont go out in flip flops when it's raining
chris
08-06-2011, 13:13
Don't buy Young Golfer a drink you won't get one in return......................
walkerj3
08-06-2011, 13:14
Do save your pennies for a rainy day, it always comes!!
Apollo
08-06-2011, 13:15
DO make an effort to learn the language

DONT expect every local to speak english

Ignorance!
YOUNG GOLFER
08-06-2011, 14:21
Do enjoy Tenerife and all it has to offer.

DONT end up like many other ex-pats who drink way to much.