True stories on the Tenerife Forum

[henry]

coming jan 1 going to be something diffent going to have stories here. and a little comedy here as well. so stand tuned on jan 1. it going blow everyone out the water in laugning!! :whistle::raspberry2: so whatcha going to do broski´s when h! true stories long island iced h come at ya!!! so get ready my broski´s and peps!!!

just why you think i´m your tenerife forum champion!!!

[tonypub]

coming jan 1 going to be something diffent going to have stories here. and a little comedy here as well. so stand tuned on jan 1. it going blow everyone out the water in laugning!! :whistle::raspberry2: so whatcha going to do broski´s when h! true stories long island iced h come at ya!!! so get ready my broski´s and peps!!!

just why you think i´m your tenerife forum champion!!!great news ,cant wait champ:c2:

[MaxineC]

Will somebody please pass me a pint of whatever it is that Henry drinks...

[ruffus]

Ill have one two Max and then perhaps we can understand him :spin:

[henry]

Will somebody please pass me a pint of whatever it is that Henry drinks... it call long island iced h drink!! it very good maxine


Ill have one two Max and then perhaps we can understand him :spin:
anyone can understand me ask tony and jackie

[ruffus]

They must have had some of your pint then :raspberry:

[Goforgold]

coming jan 1 going to be something diffent going to have stories here. and a little comedy here as well. so stand tuned on jan 1. it going blow everyone out the water in laugning!! :whistle::raspberry2: so whatcha going to do broski´s when h! true stories long island iced h come at ya!!! so get ready my broski´s and peps!!!

just why you think i´m your tenerife forum champion!!!

Give us a clue Henry - we could do with a few laughs. Do we have to wait until Jan 1 though?? :fpull:........................:woo:

[henry]

Give us a clue Henry - we could do with a few laughs. Do we have to wait until Jan 1 though?? :fpull:........................:woo: well for my broski´s and my peps the only clue i giving is ...... hummm.... it´s coming on jan 1

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[QUOTE=henry;130631]well for my broski´s and my peps the only clue i giving is ...... hummm??? something to think about on jan 1 what i call h! true long island iced h!

[Goforgold]

Looks like I'll just have to wait then :(

[ruffus]

Not long to wait GFG. It might be worth waiting for :spin:

[Goforgold]

Not long to wait GFG. It might be worth waiting for :spin:

I hope Henry means, one minute after Midnight on the 1st ??!!! :)

[marbro8]

it could be a reference to long island iced tea? but replaced with long island iced henry's? broski's, which could be henry's take on the drink:wink:

[ruffus]

I hope Henry means, one minute after Midnight on the 1st ??!!! :)

Damn, I will miss it, as I am out searching for Mountain Dew :) Have to catch up later in the day :)

[henry]

it could be a reference to long island iced tea? but replaced with long island iced henry's? broski's, which could be henry's take on the drink:wink: the mind wondors!!!


I hope Henry means, one minute after Midnight on the 1st ??!!! :) no but during that day. beside 1 min after midnight i be fist pumping all night long with my broski´s and peps!!

[ruffus]

the mind wondors!!!

no but during that day. beside 1 min after midnight i be fist pumping all night long with my broski´s and peps!!

Best leave the windows open then Henry :wink:

[henry]

boy i´m excited about tomorrow. even i allready got my custom hardcore championship belt ready for tomoorow. got so excited i just put the title on my avatar. because i´m the tenerife hardcore champion and hope everyone have a great next year. and remember when you partying. keep fist pumping and take care.....spike your hair...... woo...woo...woo... you know it!!!!

[Goforgold]

Happy New Year Henry - off to bed shortly, can't take the excitement!!! See you in the New Year!! :D

[Jackie]

Well today's the day H, waiting with baited breath ;)

[AL JAY]

*Taps fingers* Come on H i got up early,spiked my hair and had a glass of iced Mountain Dew and can't contain my excitement any longer!!! BAZINGA AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU & YOUR FAMILY!

[tonypub]

Well today's the day H, waiting with baited breath ;)bad breath:lol:come on henry,we are waiting............................

[henry]

welcome to tenerife forum true stories!! i´m your host the tenerife forum HARDCORD CHAMPION, long island ice h!!

this is where all the buzz about and i´m not talking about bees here!! just last night i allmost choke on my grapes when the clock chimes. but all is good. everyone knows that for jackie to get good luck for the year. she wasn´t eating grapes she was kissing a foto of me 12 times for your luck!! also my fanasty football team austin iced bats are fist pumping for the new year.got some new sigings few days ago and we ready to fist pump the other teams out the water!! also i heard heard for jackie reyes x´mas she ask santa for a cardboard cutout of me. now that´s is scary. also who wants to be my browsi or peps of the week!!! it is very very easy!! on this post or pm tell me why you want to be the broski or pep of the week. and also i noticed everybody been asking me what is the long island iced h drink!!

it is very easy to make and for kids do have to get their parents permission (...jackie....) first!! bleader

and put milk, vodka,a little bit of mojito and tia maria, and a few scoops of musle poser you get at the potein shop and mix it for 2-3 mins. pour it in a glass and enjoy!! might taste gross but that´s a long island iced h drink!!

that´s it for the week!! you can follow me on here you can pm me if you wanna be my broski or pep of the week.and like allways


TAKE CARE ......SPIKE YOUR HAIR..... WOO...WOO...WOO.. YOU KNOW IT!!!

[primrose]

it is very easy to make and for kids do have to get their parents permission (...jackie....) first!! bleader

and put milk, vodka,a little bit of mojito and tia maria, and a few scoops of musle poser you get at the potein shop and mix it for 2-3 mins. pour it in a glass and enjoy!! might taste gross but that´s a long island iced h drink!!

Well that explains everything.:doh:

[henry]

also i watching tennis in america know god!!! i never knew there was sooooo much porn in tennis matching. next time you watch tennis and when the player hit the ball and go aghhhh!! and same as the other other player goes ohhh!!! that´s porn. they should put that over 18 on paid per view and after midnight. bazinga!!!!

[Andy0210]

also i watching tennis in america know god!!! i never knew there was sooooo much porn in tennis matching. next time you watch tennis and when the player hit the ball and go aghhhh!! and same as the other other player goes ohhh!!! that´s porn. they should put that over 18 on paid per view and after midnight. bazinga!!!!

I am trying to fight this image i am getting in my head of you fist pumping over the Williams sisters but it wont go away! :wow:

[Jackie]

I am trying to fight this image i am getting in my head of you fist pumping over the Williams sisters but it wont go away! :wow:


:crylaughing::crylaughing:

[tonypub]

I am trying to fight this image i am getting in my head of you fist pumping over the Williams sisters but it wont go away! :wow:im fighting the image of jackie fist pumping over henrys card board cut out.:crylaughing:

[Jackie]

im fighting the image of jackie fist pumping over henrys card board cut out.:crylaughing:


There so needs to be a dislike button on this forum.......

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Do you find sometimes you have to read a post more than twice:wow: fist pumping, porn what ever next.:laugh:

[Jackie]

Do you find sometimes you have to read a post more than twice:wow: fist pumping, porn what ever next.:laugh:

don't even ask lol

[bonitatime]

I am sure there is more to come

[Medman]

I am sure there is more to come

Hope not.............

[henry]

welcome broski and peps to another true stories from your host THE TENERIFE FORUM C.H.A.M.P.I.O.N. long island iced h!!!

this pass week i heard tony likes the movie the 40 year old virgin. he watch it alone are you serious bro?

even listen to my radio station back home in austin texas. still can´t get coast fm and oasis fm are you serious bro?

the website for my howntown radio is www.majic.com

i gland tenerife won today they fist pump the other team so that´s good news!!

so i´m making my special bbq chicken with a little fist pump spices and chilling with my long island iced h drink!!

even i´m shock no one wants to be the broski or my pep of the week are you serios bro?

and remember folkes ....take care spike your hair!!!! woo...woo..woo.. you know it!!!

[tonypub]

i think we need some of that texas tumbleweed for this thread............you know it

[Ecky Thump]

and remember folkes ....take care spike your hair!!!! woo...woo..woo.. you know it!!!

Any suggestions how I can "spike my hair"?:doh:

[henry]

Any suggestions how I can "spike my hair"?:doh: to spike your hair use the long island iced h gel. it a great price. you put some in your hand just fing your hair punkie that how you spike your hair all for 29.99 euros.. but wait there more!! i will also incluned a bottle of the world famos long island iced h drink for free!! call toll free 1-800-long-island to place your order. we take visa discover and america express.
operators are standing by

[Sundowner]

Any suggestions how I can "spike my hair"?:doh:

That's easy........invite Henry around rolleyes2:

[henry]

That's easy........invite Henry around rolleyes2: woo...woo...woo. you know it broski!!!

[Ecky Thump]

to spike your hair use the long island iced h gel. operators are standing by

Henry have a look at my Avatar and then tell me if I can spike my hair!:D

[Andy0210]

Hi Henry, whats the immigration procedure like to gain entry on to your planet Broski ???

[henry]

Hi Henry, whats the immigration procedure like to gain entry on to your planet Broski ??? it´s really easy just have to tell me why you wanna be a broski of the week. very easy


Henry have a look at my Avatar and then tell me if I can spike my hair!:D which one is you? the pep (lady) or the broski (guy)

[Ecky Thump]

it´s really easy just have to tell me why you wanna be a broski of the week. very easy

which one is you? the pep (lady) or the broski (guy)

I'm the old git!:D

[henry]

no help there!! both are young i still don´t know who is who. both very young

[Carol55]

no help there!! both are young i still don´t know who is who. both very young

Henry, he has changed his Avatar to confuse you, he was the one with the No1 haircut and the other person was his young Daughter in Law.:lol:

[henry]

Henry, he has changed his Avatar to confuse you, he was the one with the No1 haircut and the other person was his young Daughter in Law.:lol: thanks carol.

[warbey]

Eh up Henry.

One or two Long Horns about on here.