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Angusjim
07-09-2013, 13:02
I am sure I speak on behalf of all the other home countries supporters when I congratulate England on a job well done last night:tiphat::wave:
Angusjim
06-10-2013, 10:47
Took my grandson to see Dundee Utd yesterday and what a good young side Utd are but special mention about Ryan Gauld this wee man looks destined for the top he was outstanding yesterday a Messi look a like who has an eye for defence splitting passes and after some really harsh treatment dished out to him by the Killie cloggers he just got up and got on with it. Young Souttar look very assured for someone who has just turned 17 maybe a chink of light for the future of Scottish football as I am told that they have another 3 or 4 15/16 year old's ready to break thru to the 1st team. Maybe the way forward for the SPL give youth a chance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJRidMJSeA
junglejim
30-10-2013, 20:10
Just settling down to watch the Hibbees v Hearts league cup on BBC Scotland - "Sunshine on Leith" being sung - a great evocative football song !
Should be a great game !
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkSD0_xAVgA
Angusjim
16-11-2013, 12:47
After another impressive result last night I am beginning to think Scotland can win European Championship 2016 and with youngsters like Gordon Greer coming thru its looking good. Its a pity Gordon Strachan was not given the job years ago and we would have had a realistic chance of making at least the semis at 2014 World Cup. Whats your thoughts:c2::scotland:
Angusjim
30-11-2013, 09:13
Took my grandson to see Dundee Utd yesterday and what a good young side Utd are but special mention about Ryan Gauld this wee man looks destined for the top he was outstanding yesterday a Messi look a like who has an eye for defence splitting passes and after some really harsh treatment dished out to him by the Killie cloggers he just got up and got on with it. Young Souttar look very assured for someone who has just turned 17 maybe a chink of light for the future of Scottish football as I am told that they have another 3 or 4 15/16 year old's ready to break thru to the 1st team. Maybe the way forward for the SPL give youth a chance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJRidMJSeA
Well went to see Utd again last night and I must bring them luck beat Killie 5-2 what a good young team they are Robertson was outstanding last night and although Guald was quiet by his usual standards he had a a hand in 3 of the goals, Young Souttar had a difficult night against Chris Boyd who looked very good last night. But all in all a good match which Utd deserved to win, will Gauld be there after the January window I think not unless loaned back to Utd from whoever buys him he is the best prospect to come out of Scotland for years and they have more coming thru.:c2::c2:
Luiz Suarez dad played for Liverpool in the 60s apparently...
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1424347_10152640050938912_682105850_n.jpg
canary boy
04-12-2013, 20:25
Luiz Suarez dad played for Liverpool in the 60s apparently...
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1424347_10152640050938912_682105850_n.jpg
i wish he was playing tonight then we might stick a chance
Hahahaha!!!
Sir Alex is gonna kill me
https://twitter.com/Carney_10/status/408353715163500544/photo/1
"Careful driving past old Trafford, people are picking up 3 points on a regular basis" :whistle::D:devil2:
junglejim
09-12-2013, 19:49
"Careful driving past old Trafford, people are picking up 3 points on a regular basis" :whistle::D:devil2:
Sorry ,couldnīt resist !
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Half time through a long season of 38 games ... nice for the Blue side though ..
1 Arsenal 19 13 3 3 37 18 19 42
2 Manchester City 19 13 2 4 54 21 33 41
3 Chelsea 19 12 4 3 35 19 16 40
4 Everton 19 10 7 2 31 18 13 37
5 Liverpool 19 11 3 5 44 23 21 36
David Moyes is to star in a new reality TV show
"Im a Calamity...Get me Eto'o here!!! :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/841/u3sa.jpg (https://imageshack.com/i/ndu3saj)
Man City a bit like Oscar Pistorious
Lost both legs but still managed to get 3 shots on target!
Old Trafford with 5 minutes to go, The Letters in the Stretford end spell it out for ET lookalike David Moyes = E.T.F###.O##
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjmpm5lCQAAyIb3.jpg
He's behind you...
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/an-everton-fan-dressed-as-the-grim-reaper-is-taunting-david-moyes-at-everton-manchester-united-pictures/
See Man City sold all their allocation of tickets....all 40,000 of them ...ha ha ha ..coyb ..
See Man City sold all their allocation of tickets....all 40,000 of them ...ha ha ha ..coyb ..
Our team tomorrow...
1 Ken Dodd
2 Ken Dodds dog
3 Oscar Pistorious
4 Douglas Bader
5 Stephen Hawking
6 Howard Kendall hic
7 Julian Clary
8 Alan Carr
9 Bill Kenwright
10 Henry off here
11 Tonypub
C'MON CITY!!!
COL NIL SATIS
02-05-2014, 23:20
Hearing that Everton fans have a planned welcoming of the team coach for tomorrow's game,Priory Road to be decked out in light blue flags,with Blue Moon playing on the loud speakers.
Be a wonderful scene once city score and the entire Goodsion crowd do the poznan.
Cmon Citeh
Not quite all that...but most of it .... BLUE MOON .:fpull::bootyshake::bootyshake:
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Even though ...this is World Class
https://vine.co/v/MrxVx5wHpuT
Last game of season at Ewood Park. What a fab season we've had under Gary Bowyer and his boys.
We now have the pride back. 8th in table not too shabby either! http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/04/9esasamu.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/04/erepeme2.jpg
Nice touch this aft that players gave out 900 scarves to mainly kids.
Was wondering if you were gonna make it ....back up ...hard luck Susie
Was wondering if you were gonna make it ....back up ...hard luck Susie
We were only 2 points from 6th place but in all honesty we aren't ready to go up this season. Next season we will give it a good push. Maybe in first or second place. Gary Bowyer has done a great job steadying the ship.
Your team done well this season, Martinez a good manager.
Malteser Monkey
03-05-2014, 21:39
We were only 2 points from 6th place but in all honesty we aren't ready to go up this season. Next season we will give it a good push. Maybe in first or second place. Gary Bowyer has done a great job steadying the ship.
Your team done well this season, Martinez a good manager.
Evening mujer!
Evening mujer!
Evening MM, you okay?
Malteser Monkey
04-05-2014, 10:36
Evening MM, you okay?
yes fine hun - hope you liked the funny I sent to your email
Football Football just to stay on topic....good goal wasn't it ?:crazy:
Close the Internet ... this cannot be beaten
https://vine.co/v/M6MtJ3gTePl
TenerifeTeddy
05-05-2014, 23:33
Mixed feelings tonight. Glad to see Crystal Palace making life hard for Liverpool today, 3-3 who would have guessed it :). Have never forgotten the 9 goal whopping they gave us, so it's some payback, but having said that I would have really liked Liverpool to go on and win the league this year, but looking unlikely now.
Can't help being a Palace supporter, I used to be their paperboy when I was a kid many moons ago :)
For all Liverpool supporters this is what the premier league cup looks like down at Ewood Park in the cabinet. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/06/a2uzutu5.jpg
This is the only SAS toohttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/06/juda4are.jpg
YOUNG GOLFER
06-05-2014, 00:17
Well fair play to crystal palace they have had a great season just like Liverpool.
Everton take a look a crystal palace fans .....that's the way you should support a team.
Well fair play to crystal palace they have had a great season just like Liverpool.
Everton take a look a crystal palace fans .....that's the way you should support a team.
Hahaha always looking to blame someone else, Man City's bench was worth more than our entire team,We have had a fantastic season,its not our fault you have one point from your last 2 games, You are just a Glory Hunter from that backwater in Devon like so many other phoney reds, get off the bandwagon and support your local team Exeter!!!:D:hello::hello:
YOUNG GOLFER
06-05-2014, 00:53
Ross Barcley said on his twitter..........our fans embarrassed us today!!! Not a happy blue......say no more.
And comments like yours that will always and I stress always make you blues the 2nd team in the city of Liverpool.
Have to add this before I go ......why did Everton fans not get behind the team against man city.....answer that ...........I know because you would rather lose a place in CL than see Liverpool win the title.
Great supporters.....pmsl.
Thats a total lie,i follow Ross Barkley on twitter, don't forget the Liverpool fans who wore Blackburn shirts when they played at the Tinmine in the final game of the season,also done the same when Chelsea won the league,you all have short memories! LFC wouldn't exist in my City if we would have stayed at the Tinmine,we are also proud to be one of the 12 founder members of the football league! LFC always blame someone else they should change their name to self pity fc, as for you Glory hunters from 300 miles away the Scousers don't want you,in fact you are an embarassment to the club! You have probably never been to our fair city you would stand out a mile like the rest of the hordes from Ireland/Norway/Essex and the home counties,go and support your local club don't jump on the bandwagon!
Go on Blame EVERTON ...you lot are just deluded ???...
Whats it like to be Istanbulled ...thinking the league was sewn up 2 weeks ago and the hordes were out on the streets having their Victory Parade...
who made Stevie Me slip..go on Blame EVERTON..
never your own inabilities...forever the victims ....
Go on Blame EVERTON .........
Angusjim
06-05-2014, 06:50
Well YG thats you well and truly telt don't mess with real football fans:nono::lol:
YOUNG GOLFER
06-05-2014, 09:00
Well YG thats you well and truly telt don't mess with real football fans:nono::lol:
Got lo love the banter lol
Here's a pic of YGs mates last night at Palace,it looks like a scene from the "Village of the Damned" starring XXXL Head and Pin head!
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm5m_7_CMAAPst8.jpg
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The one in the glasses looks as though it might be his first ever game and isn't quite sure what is going on!!!
YOUNG GOLFER
06-05-2014, 19:02
For you that have not met AL JAY yet.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151748977586711&set=a.380137346710.166966.243448221710&type=1&theater
:wave::wave:
He is the one on the right.
Why were l,pool 7th ..? Go on Blame EVERTON ...:whistle:
For you that have not met AL JAY yet.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151748977586711&set=a.380137346710.166966.243448221710&type=1&theater
:wave::wave:
He is the one on the right.
Hahaha whoever that is needs a good pan of Scouse down him, I believe last nights debacle is now being called CRYSTANBUL ;):wink2:
Palace ..Palace.. who the duck are Palace ...:bootyshake:
LFC have set up a Samaritans help line for disillusioned fans 0800-3-0 3-1 3-2 3-3
Angusjim
07-05-2014, 09:55
Palace ..Palace.. who the duck are Palace ...:bootyshake:
Was just thinking during all the banter where is Canary Boy about time for him to pay up on your wager;)
junglejim
07-05-2014, 09:59
Was just thinking during all the banter where is Canary Boy about time for him to pay up on your wager;)
Heīs probably in Nandos consoling Hooper after his wonderful season propping up the Premiereship !
I thought Everton played very well on Saturday, as professionals. Maybe the odd supporter had a hint of wanting City to win & for sure I could not say I would not be the same if the position was ever reversed.
It is not all over yet as City have still to rid themselves of banana skins specialists.
However, a big thank you must go out to Mr. Rodgers for thinking Tactics were a type of mint in his last 2 games.
Ricman as a Evertonian i always want my team to win whoever it maybe against.
The loss was slightly tempered with the fact of we all know why ...Still.. a marathon doesn,t finish till 26 miles and 385 yards... you are near the final run in .good luck lid ...
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Was just thinking during all the banter where is Canary Boy about time for him to pay up on your wager;)
We wait with bated breath and very hungry stomachs..... c,mon Canaryboy where are you.. as your lady chairman once said :fpull:
Well done Manchester City Premier league CHAMPIONS 2014
Jim Bowen has a word to say to the Liverpool fans...
https://twitter.com/johnnyost/status/464139909075595264
COL NIL SATIS
11-05-2014, 17:08
WELL DONE CITY,TRUE CHAMPIONS :devil2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_a1Wjq6PM&feature=youtu.be
Well, we got there in the end.
Hard lines to Liverpool & Chelsea, both of them made it a great competition & should look back on the season with pride.
YOUNG GOLFER
12-05-2014, 22:29
Why don't they drink tea at Goodson park?
Because all the cups are in Anfield.
Why don't they drink tea at Goodson park?
Because all the cups are in Anfield.
Not the premier league cup, there's one at Ewood if you wanted a look? haha poor Liverpool, so near but yet so far.
Wonder what they'll do with the champion shirts they had made? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/15/3udyse8e.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/15/8egaqy5e.jpg
Cartel United thwarted.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool & Man Utd the English members will today be brassed off because City have been admitted to the now G15.
Financial Fair Play was never, ever that, but merely Cartel United joining forces to keep out new kids on the block from joining ( maybe winning ) the Champions league.
Most City fans would have fought the EUFA rulings as they are patently at odds with European law. However the Executives at City have taken the old fashioned view that if you can`t beat them, join them.
The really sad thing about this is that the drawbridge is now firmly up & no one else can ever get in.
It means the likes of Aston Villa, Everton, Newcastle & Spurs are consigned to being small bit part players because even if they find an fabulously wealthy benefactor, they will get nowhere because of FFP.
So they can thank Michel Platini & especially David Gill who drew up these rules & is STILL a director of Manchester United as well as being at the top of EUFA.
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Cartel United thwarted.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool & Man Utd the English members will today be brassed off because City have been admitted to the now G15.
Financial Fair Play was never, ever that, but merely Cartel United joining forces to keep out new kids on the block from joining ( maybe winning ) the Champions league.
Most City fans would have fought the EUFA rulings as they are patently at odds with European law. However the Executives at City have taken the old fashioned view that if you can`t beat them, join them.
The really sad thing about this is that the drawbridge is now firmly up & no one else can ever get in.
It means the likes of Aston Villa, Everton, Newcastle & Spurs are consigned to being small bit part players because even if they find an fabulously wealthy benefactor, they will get nowhere because of FFP.
So they can thank Michel Platini & especially David Gill who drew up these rules & is STILL a director of Manchester United as well as being at the top of EUFA.
Hahahahaha!
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BquV-VMIMAAzbmn.jpg
Angusjim
22-06-2014, 11:39
Hahahahaha!
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BquV-VMIMAAzbmn.jpg
Brilliant:c2::c2::c2::crylaughing::crylaughing:
Liverpool fc unveil new kit...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2FmBZZJk7oY/UXgbA4sbOnI/AAAAAAAAAK4/cFr0JceFCMw/s1600/suarez.jpg
junglejim
24-06-2014, 20:35
Brilliant:c2::c2::c2::crylaughing::crylaughing:
Think after today AJ , he'll have plenty of spare time to do it himself!
agreed.. but will the powers that be do anything ..... doubt it .....:mad:
What a no-mark this piece of **** is ........
The Mirror reckons he may get a 2 year ban
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/luis-suarez-faces-two-year-3757497
The Mirror reckons he may get a 2 year ban
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/luis-suarez-faces-two-year-3757497the bloke has got a real mental problem:crazy:, they say that there is a fine line between genius and mental, and he has crossed it twice now:nono:, i think his football career is over in the uk but maybe spain will be a bit more sympathetic :dontknow:
the bloke has got a real mental problem:crazy:, they say that there is a fine line between genius and mental, and he has crossed it twice now:nono:, i think his football career is over in the uk but maybe spain will be a bit more sympathetic :dontknow:
Italy were well bitten,, oh sorry well beaten !! ,, :yum::hungry:
Italy were well bitten,, oh sorry well beaten !! ,, :yum::hungry:
It's bound to happen when you set up in a four four chew formation.......:laugh:
Malteser Monkey
25-06-2014, 10:19
It's bound to happen when you set up in a four four chew formation.......:laugh:
Even at 3 in the morning :c2:
Even at 3 in the morning :c2:he's done a days work before i have even started:laugh:
Malteser Monkey
25-06-2014, 11:12
he's done a days work before i have even started:laugh:
And he's sunk a few pints before we start too:wink:
And he's sunk a few pints before we start too:wink:
Must have fallen asleep watching England earlier :football::snooze:
Must have fallen asleep watching England earlier :football::snooze:i am a massive football fan (no jokes please:laugh:) but i was that dis interested that i genuinely forgot they were playing:(
i am a massive football fan (no jokes please:laugh:) but i was that dis interested that i genuinely forgot they were playing:(
Lol..it livened up when the commentator said he was just getting the news on Suarez in the other game. You could almost hear all the tv's turning over and abandoning the England game...I know I did...:laugh:
YOUNG GOLFER
25-06-2014, 11:53
Suarez obviously hasn't got on with Brazilian food and fancied some Italian.
Suarez says he wants some CHILE next.
I just downloaded the Suarez career highlights video. Didn't take long as it was only 3 megabytes.
It is going to be very interesting to see how the dodgy people running FIFA deal with Chewy. Do not expect anything dramatic. Every possible thing will be found to mitigate the eventual punishment.
There will certainly be no ban on his playing for Liverpool from FIFA & Mr. Rodgers will never ever consider banning the man himself.
Personally I would ban him for life. When is enough enough ?
Personally I would ban him for life. When is enough enough ?[/QUOTE]
so would i.. but we shall see what the powers that be do ...ban him
YOUNG GOLFER
26-06-2014, 00:29
Well the guy as we all know has some sort of problem and needs help. Not the sort of help he is getting from his lawyer at the moment though.
Joking aside you can't do this time and time again without being punished.
Malteser Monkey
26-06-2014, 09:17
It makes me wonder if he weren't a famous footballer, what would he be ... if he were your average Joe Bloggs on the street would he be out at night looking for a bite ....no pun this is serious
Lots of Psychos out there :(
9 match ban and banned from all football for 4 months.......
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28023882
Malteser Monkey
26-06-2014, 15:03
9 match ban and banned from all football for 4 months.......
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28023882
that it
I suppose he still gets paid - if so they should take it off him and split it over charities !
:lol::lol::lol:
http://youtu.be/yCgtfa9gIFI
Just finished our teatime meal and i,m settling down with a nice ice cream....
Vanilla flavour....
Aston Vanilla ........... :football::football::football:
martincrabb99
13-09-2014, 19:46
Just finished our teatime meal and i,m settling down with a nice ice cream....
Vanilla flavour....
Aston Vanilla ........... :football::football::football:
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/09/13/382556207128300c537b9024878b04f0.jpg could be top next week!
Careful ...nosebleed...:laugh:
David Blane is furious...!!
His record of doing F...All in a box for 44 days has been smashed by
Mario Balotteli.
:eyebrows::eyebrows:
Angusjim
15-11-2014, 11:38
Good luck to England tonight fae us a in Scotland:wave:
Angusjim
16-11-2014, 08:59
Well done England
http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a485/Ted4104/1506450_603057793156951_5886343588033079933_n_zps3 f6631ab.jpg
martincrabb99
28-11-2014, 16:45
http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a485/Ted4104/1506450_603057793156951_5886343588033079933_n_zps3 f6631ab.jpg
Excellent!
Lol.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtD5VBj5Y7w
I'm helpless here, :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
martincrabb99
30-11-2014, 12:45
Lol.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtD5VBj5Y7w
The best shoot out...ever!
primrose
26-01-2015, 20:39
Full draw: Crystal Palace v Liverpool or Bolton Wanderers,
Arsenal v Middlesbrough,
Aston Villa v Leicester City,
West Brom v West Ham,
Bradford City v Sunderland or Fulham,
Blackburn Rovers v Rochdale or Stoke,
Derby County v Reading,
Preston or Sheffield United v Cambridge United or Manchester United.
5918.............ha ha ha ....
click to expand .........:lol:
World Cup 2018, England and Scotland in the same group along with Malta, Slovakia, Slovenia and Lithuania
World Cup 2018, England and Scotland in the same group along with Malta, Slovakia, Slovenia and Lithuaniashould be interestingrolleyes2: i couldn't think of a better banana skin for us:doh:
So Scotland and Slovenia to qualify then....??
Did I mention that we are TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!! ��✌����⚽️
Angusjim
12-03-2017, 08:29
So whats happened to CD Tenerife looks like Las Palmas are back to being top team in the Canaries by a mile any Forum members still go to watch Teneriffe ?
They don't come and see me when I'm bad..!!
Angusjim
12-03-2017, 09:43
They don't come and see me when I'm bad..!!
The old sing when yer winning brigade
Geordie Maggot
13-03-2017, 11:04
So whats happened to CD Tenerife looks like Las Palmas are back to being top team in the Canaries by a mile any Forum members still go to watch Teneriffe ?
Still finding me feet with the buses etc around the south of the Island. How easy is it to get a bus up to Santa Cruz and get to the ground, from The GDS?
Still finding me feet with the buses etc around the south of the Island. How easy is it to get a bus up to Santa Cruz and get to the ground, from The GDS?
for tickets and travel contact the Armarda Sur through their website or i think they are on facebook they run 2 coaches to the games and 1 collects supporters from the layby near the Mercadona in Las Chafiras and a bar in Los Abrigos , its very well run and a great day out
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