Proposed Health Cuts to NHS

[onelegnofeet]

The British medical association has weighed in on the PM ,David Camerons Health care proposal............
The Allergists voted to scratch it ,but the Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves .The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it ,but the Neurologists thought the adminstration had a lot of nerve .
Oberstrictions felt they were labouring under a misconception ,Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted .Pathologists shouted "over my dead body!" Paediatricians said "OH,do grow up ,Cameron !"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness ,while radiologists could see right through it .
Surgeons were fed up with the cuts ,and washed their hands of the whole idea .The ENT specialists didnt swallow it and just wouldnt hear of it ....
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow ,and the Plastic Surgeons said "this puts a whole new face on the matter .Podiatrists thought it was a step forward ,but the Urologista were peed off at the whole idea ..The anaethetists thought the whole idea was a gas ,whilst the Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say No !!

IN THE END
The Proctologists won out ,leaving the entire decission upto the @rseholes in London .

[howard thornton]

The British medical association has weighed in on the PM ,David Camerons Health care proposal............
The Allergists voted to scratch it ,but the Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves .The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it ,but the Neurologists thought the adminstration had a lot of nerve .
Oberstrictions felt they were labouring under a misconception ,Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted .Pathologists shouted "over my dead body!" Paediatricians said "OH,do grow up ,Cameron !"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness ,while radiologists could see right through it .
Surgeons were fed up with the cuts ,and washed their hands of the whole idea .The ENT specialists didnt swallow it and just wouldnt hear of it ....
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow ,and the Plastic Surgeons said "this puts a whole new face on the matter .Podiatrists thought it was a step forward ,but the Urologista were peed off at the whole idea ..The anaethetists thought the whole idea was a gas ,whilst the Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say No !!

IN THE END
The Proctologists won out ,leaving the entire decission upto the @rseholes in London .

yes but are the gynecologists going to have a good look into it?

[Brian]

The British medical association has weighed in on the PM ,David Camerons Health care proposal............
The Allergists voted to scratch it ,but the Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves .The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it ,but the Neurologists thought the adminstration had a lot of nerve .
Oberstrictions felt they were labouring under a misconception ,Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted .Pathologists shouted "over my dead body!" Paediatricians said "OH,do grow up ,Cameron !"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness ,while radiologists could see right through it .
Surgeons were fed up with the cuts ,and washed their hands of the whole idea .The ENT specialists didnt swallow it and just wouldnt hear of it ....
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow ,and the Plastic Surgeons said "this puts a whole new face on the matter .Podiatrists thought it was a step forward ,but the Urologista were peed off at the whole idea ..The anaethetists thought the whole idea was a gas ,whilst the Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say No !!

IN THE END
The Proctologists won out ,leaving the entire decission upto the @rseholes in London .

and the Brain Surgeons didn't know where to start!