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tonythorne
25-05-2012, 15:09
:bowdown: Only 2 more days folks..!

Jesus is still scheduled to return on May 27, 2012, according to the latest message from end times prophet and head of the Church of God PKG, Ron Weinland. But perhaps it has become symbolic now because Jesus is returning to "the atmosphere of earth" and there's "been" a nuclear war, apparently symbolic of all the discord and different spinoffs created in the aftermath of the fall of the Worldwide Church of God. The Worldwide Church of God was formed by the late Herbert W. Armstrong and considered by many to have been a cult. The church changed its doctrines a few years after Armstrong's death.

On April 28, Weinland's warning seemed a bit more tangible:
"May 27, 2012, is the time that I have stated as being the date Jesus Christ will return as King of kings over all government on this earth. For such an event to come to pass, the Trumpets of Revelation must all sound, the United States and dollar collapse, the ten nations of Europe arise to fulfill the final revival of the Holy Roman Empire, and Russia with China must unite against Europe in WWIII."

As an aside, readers of this site should also grasp that as far as prophecy is concerned, ten nations in Europe have already combined in association with one another to the degree that the mixture of clay and iron is fulfilled. All that remains is their entrance into a final war, a prophecy that can be fulfilled quickly, as this posting will cover.

Like Harold Camping's May 21, 2011, end times date which turned into a "spiritual rapture" event when it failed to happen, Weinland's prophecy has become more esoteric, morphing into a prediction that "God is going to reunite His Church into a single organized body once again." "His Church" refers to about 600 offshoots of the Worldwide Church of God and around 63,000 people who had been baptized into it.
Weinland and his wife, who are apparently God's "witnesses," will become immortal and 7,000 people are going to die as Jesus' kingdom is ushered in:

http://http://www.goddiscussion.com/96941/hang-on-to-your-socks-for-a-memorable-memorial-day-weekend-jesus-is-scheduled-to-return-may-27-and-the-worldwide-church-of-god-will-reunite/

Malteser Monkey
25-05-2012, 15:30
Will this be after the sports relief charity football thingy as Robbie's playing:D

just a simple question

lapalma
25-05-2012, 16:58
I thought I was on the wrong forum.!

TOTO 99
25-05-2012, 20:28
Normally these posts come with a nice advert for viagra highlighted .............:laugh:

Malteser Monkey
25-05-2012, 21:28
:DDon't imagine Robbie would need viagra with me:D

LeFrunk
25-05-2012, 21:34
Simply , a lot of old B***OCKS

9PLUS
25-05-2012, 21:35
:DDon't imagine Robbie would need viagra with me:D



A blindhold perhaps or a bottle of Whiskey


cheers

x

obs
25-05-2012, 21:41
A blindhold perhaps or a bottle of Whiskey


cheers

x

Irish then ??

9PLUS
25-05-2012, 21:46
yes i am.....

lapalma
25-05-2012, 21:51
So this guy Tony is a good friend of the forum and dose a lot for Tenerife !

tonypub
25-05-2012, 22:20
jesus will be angela merkel,she will rule over all,were doomed

Santiago
25-05-2012, 22:24
My brother and his wife are staying here at the moment but are leaving tomorrow. Any chance that the second coming could involve them up in Somerset or back in Sydney, Oz, where they normally live?

9PLUS
26-05-2012, 07:46
I bet it never happens

Malteser Monkey
26-05-2012, 10:31
A blindhold perhaps or a bottle of Whiskey


cheers

x

whatever it takes

actually G Barlow preferred


I bet it never happens

No I don't suppose it will but I can dream !:snore::D..............dear x

TenerifePool
26-05-2012, 10:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s

irishmusico
26-05-2012, 21:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s:crylaughing::laugh: Good one.

karinagal
28-05-2012, 12:33
Did I miss anything? Hello? Is anybody there???

:p


The undisputed queen of de-nial

Malteser Monkey
28-05-2012, 12:37
Where ?,....

irishmusico
28-05-2012, 14:07
I am still here.Ah well,heres to the next raving fruitcake end of days prophesy,that I believe will be in December,when the Mayan calendar ends,planet Nibiru will pass close to the earth and the earths magnetic field will be reversed.:spin::spin::spin::spin:

Suej
28-05-2012, 14:09
I get up late so musty have missed it!rolleyes2:

Malteser Monkey
28-05-2012, 14:15
I get up late so musty have missed it!rolleyes2:

You and Cainaries !

D'ya know - I missed it the first time too:D

Suej
28-05-2012, 14:19
You and Cainaries !

D'ya know - I missed it the first time too:D

I've made a typo on my post! makes me sound Scottish!:laugh:

davship
29-05-2012, 10:46
Jesus must be a plumber!! I waited in all day and he didnt turn up!!

Malteser Monkey
29-05-2012, 11:47
Jesus must be a plumber!! I waited in all day and he didnt turn up!!

:lol::lol: good one !