Farting in public

[with cheese]

How many of you own up to this?:eyebrows:

[atlantico]

Own up to it? . . . . . . . . when I fart, I don't have to own up . . . . .it's SO obvious it was me !

[Chicharrera]

Wow really gross but as they say in Spanish......Mas vale perder 1 amigo que la tripa......
Which is the same as saying it's better to lose a friend than your stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do u agree??????

[caroletenerife]

I can live with people farting...its spitting in the street that i cant stand....its GROSS

[with cheese]

In Korea it is an offence to blow your nose in public but you can snort on the ground or spit.

I went for a job interview a few years back and at 43 years old was told by this 30 year old, I was over qualified and a bit too old. He had a stunning secretary so as I left and he was close to me I LET RIP. I said that is not a very polite thing to do glad I am not going to work for you.

[atlantico]

I can live with people farting...its spitting in the street that i cant stand....its GROSS

That begs another question - why do the Spanish do that ? And not feel bothered that people are watching ?

Oh! and it's not just a little spit - it's a full on, back of the throat phlemy thing !

[Peterrayner]

Where`er you be
Let the wind blow free
cos it was the wind
that killeth me.

Ode Tae A Fart

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek

But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae ***** my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it's no ma worry

A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair

Where e'ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie's party
Ower the sake o one wee farty

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Ian Harry Webb

[reggie]

Pakistanis seem to think its ok to spit anywere, I dont, nor fart in front of anyone, manners dont cost anything,

[howard thornton]

How many of you own up to this?:eyebrows:

me, i do and i spit in the street.lol

[with cheese]

No, I don't do Gobbing and only fart in lifts.

[Malteser Monkey]

I can live with people farting...its spitting in the street that i cant stand....its GROSS

I'll go with that. !

Here it's the teenagers even the girls think it's great to make as much noise as possible before spitting it out.

Turns my stomach and makes me want to throw up preferably right in front of them or on them.

IT is disgusting !!! I feel very strongly about this !

You go ahead fart all you want !

[with cheese]

says a woman from a land where a sheep is a leisure centre

[Malteser Monkey]

says a woman from a land where a sheep is a leisure centre

Manners cost nothing. Anyway they say Os gwelwch yn dda and diolch (Please n ta to you)

[with cheese]

Monkeys are allowed to fart in public Monkey and tickle their bums.
xx

[Malteser Monkey]

Monkeys are allowed to fart in public Monkey and tickle their bums.
xx

Ohhh nice ! I'm too busy eating chocolate

[with cheese]

Good Girl but not with imMature cheddar on toast

[Malteser Monkey]

Good Girl but not with imMature cheddar on toast

or maybe some Welsh rare bit