Where can I hire a professional stripper for a Hen night in Tenerife?

[cgs]

Hi I am organising the hen do of the year in Tenerife and I am looking to hire a proffesional stripper. Can anyone tell me where to find any contacts for this. Thanks:lol:

[Jackie]

Hi I am organising the hen do of the year in Tenerife and I am looking to hire a proffesional stripper. Can anyone tell me where to find any contacts for this. Thanks:lol:

I will get a number for you and get back to you, he's very good lol...

[Suej]

I will get a number for you and get back to you, he's very good lol...


Hey Jackie! get an invite first then give the phone number! Wot you like!!!:doh:

[Jackie]

haha Sue, what am I like? what are you like lol...should actually be going to see him again Saturday at a mates Hen Night but declined due to going to another mates birthday Friday, can't handle 2 nights in a row lol. Will invite you to the next ladies night he's appearing at haha ;)

[tonypub]

dont be giving my number out:doh:

[Jackie]

dont be giving my number out:doh:


haha thought your performing days were over lol..you even showed me on Monday how your flip had flopped haha ;)

[Suej]

haha thought your performing days were over lol..you even showed me on Monday how your flip had flopped haha ;)

LOL!!! How can I refuse if tonypub will be getting his kit off!!! :scared:

[Malteser Monkey]

What you lot like ? 9Plus ...pm him he ain't got that name for nowt:raspberry::cheeky::scared::scared::wow::D:eek :

I've heard he's available most Fridays:tongue:

[9PLUS]

Ask any lady on the forum


cheers

x

[Malteser Monkey]

Oooo maybe you're too quick:spin::crazy:

[AL JAY]

:wink:I would do it but im fully booked and a little stiff... :crazy::spin:

[Jackie]

Oooo maybe you're too quick:spin::crazy:


Not something he will boast about i'm sure haha ;)

[Malteser Monkey]

:wink:I would do it but im fully booked and a little stiff... :crazy::spin:

Not something he will boast about tampoco:laugh:

[Suej]

:wink:I would do it but im fully booked and a little stiff... :crazy::spin:

You can leave your hat on Al! :eyebrows:

[AL JAY]

Not something he will boast about tampoco:laugh:


I supply magnifying glasses...:bootyshake::crylaughing:

[Malteser Monkey]

See Medman not offering owt

it's a good night from me..........and

[Medman]

See Medman not offering owt

it's a good night from me..........and

I only specialise in arthritic fetish nights and walnut whip fanciers !! :raspberry: :yum:

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:wink:I would do it but im fully booked and a little stiff... :crazy::spin:

That should go down well !!

[henry]

when i first read this thread i thought you browski´s was talking about me and my wild night. get it hen nights!!! lol that means i do the full monty??? lol that what you call a hen night lol hahahahahaha

[Jackie]

when i first read this thread i thought you browski´s was talking about me and my wild night. get it hen nights!!! lol that means i do the full monty??? lol that what you call a hen night lol hahahahahaha


H you would be chewed up and spat out haha

[Medman]

H you would be chewed up and spat out haha

Put my name down for that ! :eyebrows:

[Malteser Monkey]

Ask any ladyon the forum


cheers

x

won't be much response then:lol:

[tonypub]

contact forum member stringfella,he mite know someone

[grumps]

Its a tough profession to get into...apparently the first three days are the hardest..!

[TOTO 99]

My mate does it for a living but he's fed up of it now.
I told him he should give up but he say's he's gonna stick it out for a bit longer.......:laugh:

[Suej]

My mate does it for a living but he's fed up of it now.
I told him he should give up but he say's he's gonna stick it out for a bit longer.......:laugh:

Aww glad to hear he's going to keep it up for a bit longer Toto!:devil2:

[golf birdie]

funny how when women have a male stripper its only a bit of fun, when men have a stripper its degrading women:spin:

[YOUNG GOLFER]

LOL!!! How can I refuse if tonypub will be getting his kit off!!! :scared:

Put it this way it's not hard:tongue:

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when i first read this thread i thought you browski´s was talking about me and my wild night. get it hen nights!!! lol that means i do the full monty??? lol that what you call a hen night lol hahahahahaha

Why you got a little pecker:tiphat::eyebrows:

[Suej]

Put it this way it's not hard:tongue:

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Why you got a little pecker:tiphat::eyebrows:

Our H always keeps his pecker up!:raspberry:

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Well if your stuck you can give me a call.

Check out my photo below.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=Stuart+Smith&ctid=CT3072253&SearchSource=15&FollowOn=true&PageSource=Results&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=2

[Suej]

Well if your stuck you can give me a call.

Check out my photo below.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=Stuart+Smith&ctid=CT3072253&SearchSource=15&FollowOn=true&PageSource=Results&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=2

:laugh: It's not the face we're interested in YG!!!:wink:

PS. Nice photo of you though!:liar::liar::liar:

[Malteser Monkey]

funny how when women have a male stripper its only a bit of fun, when men have a stripper its degrading women:spin:

Coz all men are perves:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::cryl aughing::raspberry::raspberry::raspberry:

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Coz all men are perves:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::cryl aughing::raspberry::raspberry::raspberry:

Well if this forum is anything to go by there are more female perves on here than men:eyebrows: your all sex mad.

heres a photo for you girls.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=beer+belly&ctid=CT3072253&SearchSource=15&FollowOn=true&PageSource=Results&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=0

[karinagal]

Well if this forum is anything to go by there are more female perves on here than men:eyebrows: your all sex mad.

heres a photo for you girls.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=beer+belly&ctid=CT3072253&SearchSource=15&FollowOn=true&PageSource=Results&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=0

What's your point caller?!


The undisputed queen of de-nial

[Medman]

Coz all men are perves:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::cryl aughing::raspberry::raspberry::raspberry:

I resemble that remark ! :nono: :shy:

Is this the kinda lunch box you seek girls ? 3208

[Suej]

:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:

[Malteser Monkey]

I resemble that remark ! :nono: :shy:

Is this the kinda lunch box you seek girls ? 3208


Lunch Box !! Who mentioned lunch boxes:lol:

[cgs]

Well Thanks everyone for all the replys I have now found someone who will come from the North his name is NEGRO NEY. Anyone seen him? Saw a you tube clip looks good heehee
I know also need a butler to come to our villa for a couple of hours to do our bbq. Of course its a hen night so the cooking would have to be done in a thong and bow tie or apron and bow tie!!! English speaking guy who knows how to have a laugh and of course who has a great body. Any genuine offers please send me a PM. ;)

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Well Thanks everyone for all the replys I have now found someone who will come from the North his name is NEGRO NEY. Anyone seen him? Saw a you tube clip looks good heehee
I know also need a butler to come to our villa for a couple of hours to do our bbq. Of course its a hen night so the cooking would have to be done in a thong and bow tie or apron and bow tie!!! English speaking guy who knows how to have a laugh and of course who has a great body. Any genuine offers please send me a PM. ;)


Here's one for you.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=men%20in%20a%20thong&ctid=CT3072253&searchsource=15&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=23

[cgs]

ahahahahahaha!!!!

[slodgedad]

Here's one for you.

http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=men%20in%20a%20thong&ctid=CT3072253&searchsource=15&SSPV=EB_SSPV&start=0&pos=23

Methinks young golfie is considering a career change..:goodluck:

[Malteser Monkey]

Well Thanks everyone for all the replys I have now found someone who will come from the North his name is NEGRO NEY. Anyone seen him? Saw a you tube clip looks good heehee
I know also need a butler to come to our villa for a couple of hours to do our bbq. Of course its a hen night so the cooking would have to be done in a thong and bow tie or apron and bow tie!!! English speaking guy who knows how to have a laugh and of course who has a great body. Any genuine offers please send me a PM. ;)

Negro Ney ? really


Do Butlers do BBQ's ?

[Medman]

Negro Ney ? really


Do Butlers do BBQ's ?

Yes, but they have to watch they don't mash their bangers ! :spin:

[Suej]

Well Thanks everyone for all the replys I have now found someone who will come from the North his name is NEGRO NEY. Anyone seen him? Saw a you tube clip looks good heehee
I know also need a butler to come to our villa for a couple of hours to do our bbq. Of course its a hen night so the cooking would have to be done in a thong and bow tie or apron and bow tie!!! English speaking guy who knows how to have a laugh and of course who has a great body. Any genuine offers please send me a PM. ;)

This thread gets more interesting by the minute! Got room for a little'un!:whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

This thread gets more interesting by the minute! Got room for a little'un!:whistle:

you know of a butler then:crylaughing:

[Suej]

Yes, but they have to watch they don't mash their bangers ! :spin:

He's bound to get asked if he's smuggling bangers under his apron! assuming he will be wearing one!:ashamed:

[Malteser Monkey]

He's bound to get asked if he's smuggling bangers under his apron! assuming he will be wearing one!:ashamed:

:crylaughing:and a couple of baps:crylaughing:

ohhh it's getting out of hand now:devil::D

[AL JAY]

:crylaughing:and a couple of baps:crylaughing:

ohhh it's getting out of hand now:devil::D


Or...Contains NUTS!!! ...:crylaughing: