Misheard lyrics

[Malteser Monkey]

Afternoon

Time for a bit o' fun:cheeky:

I'll start the ball rolling with my all time favourite

Calvin Harris, Ready for the weekend


Oooo I butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend !:laugh:



http://youtu.be/2JlV6l759-k

[Suej]

You're the One that I want (Grease) sounds like you're a wobbly dog!
http://youtu.be/9G-Y__6zIig

[karinagal]

Go wild, go wild, go wild in the country
Where snakes up your @rse are absolutely free..... (Bow Wow Wow - Go Wild in the Country)

Or

If I can't have yours,
I don't want nobody's baby (Yvonne Elliman - If I Can't Have You)

Or

Beelzebub has the devil for a sideboard (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody)


The undisputed queen of de-nial

[marbro8]

me ears are alight can't remember who sang it though in the 70's was it desmond decker?

[Sal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZH-emehxA

But, just look at the scalded nun..................

[minimadmandy]

**** around- Sound of the crowd, human league

[marbro8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZH-emehxA

But, just look at the scalded nun..................lmao:crylaughing:

[Sal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ft8WLX9G1I

You and me and Lesley.........................who t f is Lesley???

[Alivee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p307WSTFRE

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

[Suej]

me ears are alight can't remember who sang it though in the 70's was it desmond decker?

The Isrealites!:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

**** around- Sound of the crowd, human league

Sorry hun don't get that

get around?

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The Isrealites!:laugh:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

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Go wild, go wild, go wild in the country
Where snakes up your @rse are absolutely free..... (Bow Wow Wow - Go Wild in the Country)

Or

If I can't have yours,
I don't want nobody's baby (Yvonne Elliman - If I Can't Have You)

Or

Beelzebub has the devil for a sideboard (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody)


The undisputed queen of de-nial

ahhh an old bird ! I got you bril KG !

[Suej]

This always used to sound like "I'm a cigarette" :D


http://youtu.be/4m1EFMoRFvY

[minimadmandy]

Sorry hun don't get that

get around?

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

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ahhh an old bird ! I got you bril KG !

The real words are "pass around" but the forum bleeped out my word, it's another word for bum!

[Sal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p307WSTFRE

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Kiss the sky??? Disputable!!!

[DaveRF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFRcMYjut4o

Mullacking Tyre :o

[chifleta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsujXw267XQ

does he or doesn't he say FRIED CHICKEN!?

I change the lyrics to quite a few songs, always gives my Canarian OH a laugh :D

[s1monsg]

Surely you've heard of "Ken Lee" by Maria Carey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[AL JAY]

Surely you've heard of "Ken Lee" by Maria Carey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Tears here! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Medman]

Surely you've heard of "Ken Lee" by Maria Carey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Laughed out loud !! :crylaughing:

Emailed it to all my contacts !

[AL JAY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHIop4mhRro


High on...Sunny D

[Tenerife Blade]

Shania Twain's 'That don't impress me much' has the line that goes ' I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'.... Listen to it and tell me she's not actually singing ' I can't believe to kiss your c*ck at night'.....

[Medman]

Shania Twain's 'That don't impress me much' has the line that goes ' I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'.... Listen to it and tell me she's not actually singing ' I can't believe to kiss your c*ck at night'.....

I always thought it was "kiss your carving knife" :spin:

[Malteser Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsujXw267XQ

does he or doesn't he say FRIED CHICKEN!?

I change the lyrics to quite a few songs, always gives my Canarian OH a laugh :D

I always thought it was Fried Chicken - off to google it !

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Surely you've heard of "Ken Lee" by Maria Carey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

that is brilliant !:crylaughing:

[Suej]

Stayin alive sometimes sounds like "Steak and a knife"

Ha Ha! now ya talkin!!!!


http://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExY

[Malteser Monkey]

Here's another but it was a double whammy for me

Thought David Grohl is singing "you are not me I'm Andrea" and thought the real lyrics must be "I'm angrier" til I googled it !:crylaughing:


http://youtu.be/QkHp_JLtxck

brilliant tune

[Malteser Monkey]

I always thought it was "kiss your carving knife" :spin:

ohhh me tooo

so what is it

[davship]

Message in a bottle by Police.... Where sting says "a year has past since i WROTE MY NOTE" sound like BROKE MY NOSE.

[lesbroz]

Shania Twain's 'That don't impress me much' has the line that goes ' I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'.... Listen to it and tell me she's not actually singing ' I can't believe to kiss your c*ck at night'.....

and I thought it was 'kiss your carving knife' lol!

Oops, sorry medman. Just read your post.

[Malteser Monkey]

I always thought it was "kiss your carving knife" :spin:


and I thought it was 'kiss your carving knife' lol!

Oops, sorry medman. Just read your post.

so what is it ? going to google it

"can't believe you kiss your car good night"

[lesbroz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ft8WLX9G1I

You and me and Lesley.........................who t f is Lesley???

ME!!!!.............................

[Malteser Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ft8WLX9G1I

You and me and Lesley.........................who t f is Lesley???


ME!!!!.............................


NOOOOOOOOOOO that's who t f is ALICE !:crylaughing:

[lesbroz]

There once was a party in the county jail..................... is apparently 'the warden through a party at the county jail.

My OH is convinced Lady GaGa sings 'cherry pie' instead of 'poker face'!

[Malteser Monkey]

There once was a party in the county jail..................... is apparently 'the warden through a party at the county jail.

My OH is convinced Lady GaGa sings 'cherry pie' instead of 'poker face'!

are you on about 10CC Rubber Bullets ?

[Medman]

are you on about 10CC Rubber Bullets ?

Naw, it's Jailhouse Rock !

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and I thought it was 'kiss your carving knife' lol!

Oops, sorry medman. Just read your post.

Glad it's not just me. My kids thought I was mental ....... well !!

[TenerifePool]

I never understood what The Police had against Luton...
"I Can't Stand Luton"

Nor their infatuation with a 1980´s news reader...
"Sue Lawley"

[Malteser Monkey]

I never understood what The Police had against Luton...
"I Can't Stand Luton"

Nor their infatuation with a 1980´s news reader...
"Sue Lawley"

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