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wahay
15-06-2011, 14:17
When life hands you a lemon, demand a Corona to go with it.

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When life hands you a lemon, demand a Corona to go with it.:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers ::cheers:

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system

AL JAY
15-06-2011, 16:33
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.:lol:

reggie
15-06-2011, 18:27
Margaret thatcher , If we tighten our belts now, we shall reap the rewards later, (north sea oil) lying bitch

wahay
15-06-2011, 18:30
Margaret thatcher , If we tighten our belts now, we shall reap the rewards later, (north sea oil) lying bitch

hahahaha.................................:lol::lol ::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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All men are idiots And I married their king.

curlytop
15-06-2011, 19:10
Speed warning on a sign at the side of a road in India:-
Better Mr Late than late Mr!
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