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Thought this might be fun..
The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it does'nt know they are. What is it?
onelegnofeet
16-06-2011, 20:59
a Vibrator ................batteries not included
Oh oneleg sooooooooooooooo wrong, anyway if you buy one of them you would use it..................
with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:06
A mistake..........
onelegnofeet
16-06-2011, 21:07
Oh oneleg sooooooooooooooo wrong, anyway if you buy one of them you would use it..................
Yes they make great SMOOTHIES !!!
Thought this might be fun..
The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it does'nt know they are. What is it?
A mistake..........
No not that
with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:33
a POINT......
a POINT......
Not that either.................try thinking of the end
with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:37
subtitles they always come just prior to the end.
MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:38
A coffin. :pray:
A coffin. :pray:
Well done MarionEd..................your go
with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:46
Well done MarionEd..................your go
That is that one nailed, or is that in poor taste.
MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:47
Ok, here goes.
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Ok, here goes.
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps?
MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:55
Well done!
What gets wetter as it dries?
with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:04
a towel.......l
a towel.......l
Spot on with cheese....................your go
with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:11
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
Oh dear,im off out for a ciggie,come over all hot................
with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:40
wrong..............
Peterrayner
16-06-2011, 22:44
a mars bar.. ask Mick Jagger :eek:
with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:51
nope, it is quite enjoyable and Monkey would like it.
Sounds like a tea bag to me
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
Banana
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
Banana
Must be right coz I had one with my two weetabix this morning !!! ??
with cheese
16-06-2011, 23:14
Sounds like a tea bag to me
Correct, your turn
Correct, your turn
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?
williethetim
17-06-2011, 14:28
Nothing........
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to look for it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
Nothing........
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to look for it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
Scratching my head on this one and I got the answer : A SPLINTER
williethetim
17-06-2011, 14:41
sound ...your shot
sound ...your shot
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
williethetim
17-06-2011, 15:04
I know but ive been on the same site as you have :eyebrows:
I know but ive been on the same site as you have :eyebrows:
Thank God for Google !!
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Is it apples........................?
Is it apples........................?
No, afraid not :wall:
Is it a chicken............................
Is it a chicken............................
No but chickens eat them too !
I need a clue,medman....................please
Is it Corn on the cob???
Oh AJ,its been doing my head in all evening,sure sounds right to me
Oh AJ,its been doing my head in all evening,sure sounds right to me
Yes yes well done dumb and dumber !! ha ha
I need a clue,medman....................please
Sorry sunspot just back in ------- I will tease no more - check my last post :jumping:
COL NIL SATIS
20-06-2011, 23:36
A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.
The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."
The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."?????????
The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old one?
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:
COL NIL SATIS
20-06-2011, 23:49
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:
Hahaha,Chris:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:
slodgedad
20-06-2011, 23:59
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:
Bugger it. I'm going now before my head kicks back in..:poke::censored:
COL NIL SATIS
21-06-2011, 00:02
Bugger it. I'm going now before my head kicks back in..:poke::censored:
Gahhh........:hole:
Diddled and doddled,got to be Col.dont you go to bed yet i need to know......................:poke:
slodgedad
21-06-2011, 00:43
Diddled and doddled,got to be Col.dont you go to bed yet i need to know......................:poke:
Bloody teasing you again, Chris. Naughty man. (This is a personal opinion and in no way reflects on my duties as a moderator)
PC sorted. He's a prat, a nice prat, but a prat all the same.....:crazy:
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 15:47
What goes up a pipe down,,, But can´t go down a pipe up¿?¿?
isnt it up a chimmney down but carnt go down a chimmney up
isnt it up a chimmney down but carnt go down a chimmney up
depends the size of the pipe !!
A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.
The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."
The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."?????????
The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old one?
Has no one got the answer to this one yet? Sunspots answer is not right!
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:22
depends the size of the pipe !!
Fine, then pipe // chimney....
Glad thats cleared that up.....Answers plz!
Fine, then pipe // chimney....
Glad thats cleared that up.....Answers plz!
Umbrella ..........
Has no one got the answer to this one yet? Sunspots answer is not right!
The man's old password was out of date.
His new password was different.
was out of date
was different
four letters the same...
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:28
Umbrella ..........
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:55
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Woohoo.... One i actually know!!!.... She´s a photographer
COL NIL SATIS
27-06-2011, 17:01
The man's old password was out of date.
His new password was different.
was out of date
was different
four letters the same...
Is the correct answer....:hat:
Woohoo.... One i actually know!!!.... She´s a photographer
No she's married to Houdini ha ha ! Kidding ,yes you're right; she shoots a picture of him, develops it in a darkroom and hangs it up to dry. Not just a pretty face them Debbie !! ??
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 17:06
Trying my hardest // Bit bored at work.... Ok this is the last one i know:::
A man is moving his car. When he gets to the hotel he is suddenly bankrupt. How did this happen¿?
Added after 2 minutes:
Is the correct answer....:hat:
Out of date
Different
I Don´t Think the word WAS actually has anything to do with it
A man is moving his car. When he gets to the hotel he is suddenly bankrupt. How did this happen¿?
He must be "board" too, playing Monopoly ! :D
Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 17:17
Lol cute pun... well done
What runs but never walks.Has a mouth never talks?
What runs but never walks.Has a mouth never talks?
Definately not Al Jay so must be a river :D
hahahaha.... Grrrrrrrrr :fryingpan: :eyebrows:
Correct Half point each:sailing:
Correct Half point each:sailing:
Make might a lager !
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