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sunspot
16-06-2011, 19:41
Thought this might be fun..

The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it does'nt know they are. What is it?

onelegnofeet
16-06-2011, 20:59
a Vibrator ................batteries not included

sunspot
16-06-2011, 21:03
Oh oneleg sooooooooooooooo wrong, anyway if you buy one of them you would use it..................

with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:06
A mistake..........

onelegnofeet
16-06-2011, 21:07
Oh oneleg sooooooooooooooo wrong, anyway if you buy one of them you would use it..................

Yes they make great SMOOTHIES !!!

sunspot
16-06-2011, 21:08
Thought this might be fun..

The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it does'nt know they are. What is it?


A mistake..........

No not that

with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:33
a POINT......

sunspot
16-06-2011, 21:34
a POINT......

Not that either.................try thinking of the end

with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:37
subtitles they always come just prior to the end.

MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:38
A coffin. :pray:

sunspot
16-06-2011, 21:40
A coffin. :pray:

Well done MarionEd..................your go

with cheese
16-06-2011, 21:46
Well done MarionEd..................your go

That is that one nailed, or is that in poor taste.

MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:47
Ok, here goes.

The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

sunspot
16-06-2011, 21:53
Ok, here goes.

The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

Footsteps?

MarionEd
16-06-2011, 21:55
Well done!

sunspot
16-06-2011, 22:00
What gets wetter as it dries?

with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:04
a towel.......l

sunspot
16-06-2011, 22:07
a towel.......l

Spot on with cheese....................your go

with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:11
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2

sunspot
16-06-2011, 22:13
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2

Oh dear,im off out for a ciggie,come over all hot................

with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:40
wrong..............

sunspot
16-06-2011, 22:42
Kit-Kat.....?

Peterrayner
16-06-2011, 22:44
a mars bar.. ask Mick Jagger :eek:

with cheese
16-06-2011, 22:51
nope, it is quite enjoyable and Monkey would like it.

Medman
16-06-2011, 22:54
Sounds like a tea bag to me

sunspot
16-06-2011, 22:56
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
Banana

Medman
16-06-2011, 22:59
what goes in dry comes out wet and satisfies 2
Banana

Must be right coz I had one with my two weetabix this morning !!! ??

with cheese
16-06-2011, 23:14
Sounds like a tea bag to me

Correct, your turn

Medman
17-06-2011, 13:08
Correct, your turn

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die.
What is it?

williethetim
17-06-2011, 14:28
Nothing........

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to look for it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

Medman
17-06-2011, 14:39
Nothing........

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to look for it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

Scratching my head on this one and I got the answer : A SPLINTER

williethetim
17-06-2011, 14:41
sound ...your shot

Medman
17-06-2011, 14:57
sound ...your shot

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

williethetim
17-06-2011, 15:04
I know but ive been on the same site as you have :eyebrows:

Medman
17-06-2011, 15:13
I know but ive been on the same site as you have :eyebrows:

Thank God for Google !!

sunspot
17-06-2011, 17:57
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Is it apples........................?

Medman
17-06-2011, 18:49
Is it apples........................?

No, afraid not :wall:

sunspot
17-06-2011, 18:51
Is it a chicken............................

Medman
17-06-2011, 18:53
Is it a chicken............................

No but chickens eat them too !

sunspot
17-06-2011, 23:51
I need a clue,medman....................please

AL JAY
17-06-2011, 23:59
Is it Corn on the cob???

sunspot
18-06-2011, 00:01
Is it Corn on the cob???

Oh AJ,its been doing my head in all evening,sure sounds right to me

Medman
18-06-2011, 00:33
Oh AJ,its been doing my head in all evening,sure sounds right to me

Yes yes well done dumb and dumber !! ha ha


I need a clue,medman....................please

Sorry sunspot just back in ------- I will tease no more - check my last post :jumping:

COL NIL SATIS
20-06-2011, 23:36
A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.

The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."

The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."?????????

The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old one?

sunspot
20-06-2011, 23:46
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:

COL NIL SATIS
20-06-2011, 23:49
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:

Hahaha,Chris:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

slodgedad
20-06-2011, 23:59
Great Col,now im going to be awake all night trying to work this out..........................:help:

Bugger it. I'm going now before my head kicks back in..:poke::censored:

COL NIL SATIS
21-06-2011, 00:02
Bugger it. I'm going now before my head kicks back in..:poke::censored:

Gahhh........:hole:

sunspot
21-06-2011, 00:21
Diddled and doddled,got to be Col.dont you go to bed yet i need to know......................:poke:

slodgedad
21-06-2011, 00:43
Diddled and doddled,got to be Col.dont you go to bed yet i need to know......................:poke:

Bloody teasing you again, Chris. Naughty man. (This is a personal opinion and in no way reflects on my duties as a moderator)

PC sorted. He's a prat, a nice prat, but a prat all the same.....:crazy:

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 15:47
What goes up a pipe down,,, But can┤t go down a pipe up┐?┐?

wahay
27-06-2011, 15:53
isnt it up a chimmney down but carnt go down a chimmney up

Medman
27-06-2011, 15:58
isnt it up a chimmney down but carnt go down a chimmney up

depends the size of the pipe !!

AL JAY
27-06-2011, 16:19
A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.

The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."

The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."?????????

The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old one?

Has no one got the answer to this one yet? Sunspots answer is not right!

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:22
depends the size of the pipe !!


Fine, then pipe // chimney....

Glad thats cleared that up.....Answers plz!

Medman
27-06-2011, 16:24
Fine, then pipe // chimney....

Glad thats cleared that up.....Answers plz!

Umbrella ..........

Ed3229
27-06-2011, 16:27
Has no one got the answer to this one yet? Sunspots answer is not right!

The man's old password was out of date.
His new password was different.

was out of date

was different

four letters the same...

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:28
Umbrella ..........

Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

Medman
27-06-2011, 16:44
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 16:55
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?


Woohoo.... One i actually know!!!.... She┤s a photographer

COL NIL SATIS
27-06-2011, 17:01
The man's old password was out of date.
His new password was different.

was out of date

was different

four letters the same...

Is the correct answer....:hat:

Medman
27-06-2011, 17:02
Woohoo.... One i actually know!!!.... She┤s a photographer

No she's married to Houdini ha ha ! Kidding ,yes you're right; she shoots a picture of him, develops it in a darkroom and hangs it up to dry. Not just a pretty face them Debbie !! ??

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 17:06
Trying my hardest // Bit bored at work.... Ok this is the last one i know:::

A man is moving his car. When he gets to the hotel he is suddenly bankrupt. How did this happen┐?

Added after 2 minutes:


Is the correct answer....:hat:

Out of date

Different

I Don┤t Think the word WAS actually has anything to do with it

Medman
27-06-2011, 17:14
A man is moving his car. When he gets to the hotel he is suddenly bankrupt. How did this happen┐?

He must be "board" too, playing Monopoly ! :D

Debbie_22
27-06-2011, 17:17
Lol cute pun... well done

Tojack
27-06-2011, 23:03
What runs but never walks.Has a mouth never talks?

AL JAY
27-06-2011, 23:06
Alright Tony... A River

Medman
27-06-2011, 23:06
What runs but never walks.Has a mouth never talks?

Definately not Al Jay so must be a river :D

AL JAY
27-06-2011, 23:09
hahahaha.... Grrrrrrrrr :fryingpan: :eyebrows:

Tojack
27-06-2011, 23:17
Correct Half point each:sailing:

Medman
27-06-2011, 23:24
Correct Half point each:sailing:

Make might a lager !