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Was there a sewing thread on the old forum ?
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 00:50
Was there a sewing thread on the old forum ?
Looks like you've started one. Once we get a few replies I'll re title the thread.
Looks like you've started one. Once we get a few replies I'll re title the thread.
Cheers big daddy, not trying to stitch anyone up, just a parody of the gardening thread which seems to have withered :D
I think it was started by Dot Cotton.
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 01:01
I know but one has to assume, ladeda, that every thread is serious until proved otherwise...??????:surrender:
I think it was started by Dot Cotton.
I am a-------frayed your'e wrong you knit wit !! :D
I am a-------frayed your'e wrong you knit wit !! :D
Is this a thread thread?:whistle::whistle::whistle:
I know but one has to assume, ladeda, that every thread is serious until proved otherwise...??????:surrender:
Well as I speak, I am making curtains from a new duvet which I've just cut up, lining it and they look fab. Anyone want some advice I am happy to oblige. Not just a pretty face you know:crazy::lol:
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:04
Sew what?.......
Sew what?.......
To whoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well as I speak, I am making curtains from a new duvet which I've just cut up, lining it and they look fab. Anyone want some advice I am happy to oblige. Not just a pretty face you know:crazy::lol:
Pull yourself together girl
To whoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats an Owl one Linda!
Hope the mods don't remove the thread that would really stitch you up.... Or perhaps knot
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 01:07
Is this a thread thread?:whistle::whistle::whistle:
:fencing::fencing::shark:
I hate myself for that last comment , where is my pistol
Hope the mods don't remove the thread that would really stitch you up.... Or perhaps knot
Hope knot coz I am a material man
Hope knot coz I am a material man
As long as you don't get stitched up:lol:
As long as you don't get stitched up:lol:
I have been Bobbin about thread to to thread and this is definately the REEL thing
Ah im going for a drink with my mate...Fab Rick :eyebrows:
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:14
I need a jumper start in the North...............
I have been Bobbin about thread to to thread and this is definately the REEL thing
And of course every cloud has a silver LINING
Ah im going for a drink with my mate...Fab Rick :eyebrows:
Take Vel Cro along with you too Al!!!
Added after 2 minutes:
I need a jumper start in the North...............
Thats knitting Vince....!!!!!!:doh:
This seems a comPLEAT WAIST of time SKIRTING about the subject in a crazy FASHION so is it time to CUT this thread and DESIGN a new PATTERN to adDRESS the DUMMY thread.
I need a jumper start in the North...............
Are you trying to Pull the wool Over my eyes Vince?
This seems a comPLEAT WAIST of time SKIRTING about the subject in a crazy FASHION so is it time to CUT this thread and DESIGN a new PATTERN to adDRESS the DUMMY thread.
Oi MM - you know as much about this sewing lark as I do!!!!! Can I send my curtains to you to finish...:eyebrows:
Are you trying to Pull the wool Over my eyes Vince?
It's pretty PLAIN that he is trying to NEEDLE you. One good PURL deserves another.
Oi MM - you know as much about this sewing lark as I do!!!!! Can I send my curtains to you to finish...:eyebrows:
Give him a Curtain RING
Oi MM - you know as much about this sewing lark as I do!!!!! Can I send my curtains to you to finish...:eyebrows:
Yeh Linda, in the trade for 23 years and thats no FABRICation and I'm not Pfaffing about !!
Yeh Linda, in the trade for 23 years and thats no FABRICation and I'm not Pfaffing about !!
I can tell MM - you've had me in STITCHES all night !!
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:33
One of my stitches seems to have been dropped?
I can tell MM - you've had me in STITCHES all night !!
DARN right I did, must PRESS on now and MEND my ways and HAND FINISH the thread and scoff a JAEGER schnitzel
One of my stitches seems to have been dropped?
No problem Vince - I can pick that up for you and we'll have that jumper finished in no time :lol:
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:36
Wrong thread...too fast for me!!!!!
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 01:38
Not being SHIRTY but I think this proves the point I made in the other thread (http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/showthread.php?2040-What-do-Tenerife-Forum-members-think-of-off-topic-banter-in-threads) about off topic posts
Not being SHIRTY but I think this proves the point I made in the other thread about off topic posts
I think you just trying to COLLAR the culprit and CUFF him round the earhole or maybe the BUTTONHOLE
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:43
I think you just trying to COLLAR the culprit and CUFF him round the earhole or maybe the BUTTONHOLE
My new avatar has a collar.....
My new avatar has a collar.....
Sleeve it out, anyway it looks a bit rough to me
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:49
No, he's smooth haired.....
No, he's smooth haired.....
Looks a bit melon COLLIE to me
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:53
Looks a bit melon COLLIE to me
Border Collies have the highest IQ in the dog world................followed by?
Border Collies have the highest IQ in the dog world................followed by?
Jordan ? ..........
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 01:58
Jordan ? ..........
Nice one!.......or two
Nice one!.......or two
Apart from Dolly Parton she is my favourite duo !! Heading off now for my ugly sleep- boy do I need it. Until the next time Vince .:hat:
sundownersvince
18-06-2011, 02:04
Apart from Dolly Parton she is my favourite duo !! Heading off now for my ugly sleep- boy do I need it. Until the next time Vince .:hat:
Me too, Goodnight.
Back from my ugly sleep and I'm looking interesting! That thread was obviously tongue in cheek but turned out to be a good bit of fun with puns by the dozen. Maybe we should have a Daily Pun thread with a topic for the day and keep punning until exhausted then start a new subject the next day. Comments please.
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