A Monday afternoon question.

[Suej]

This question has only one answer, it is just one of many from a test that Cabin crew have to sit for Europa.

"You are a cabin crew member and you discover a passenger has died in the WC, what is the first thing you would do?"

Remember there is only one correct answer any other answer is a fail. I didn´t get it right, no surprise there:lol: but it made me wonder if I would be the only one that might fail the exam.

[Malteser Monkey]

Light up a fag and blame them !!??

I thought it was going to be one of those

you are the driver of a bus and you pick up fred go to asda, pick up Mary bla bla bla

what is the name of the bus driver???

[dede]

Put an "out of order sign" on and wait for the plane to land.....??????

[bonitatime]

Tell the captain????

[onelegnofeet]

Wipe his/her @rse before pulling their undies !!!

[Suej]

Tell the captain????

Nope!............


Light up a fag and blame them !!??

I thought it was going to be one of those

you are the driver of a bus and you pick up fred go to asda, pick up Mary bla bla bla


what is the name of the bus driver???

I promise this is a genuine question on the exam paper! would I lie?

[Jackie]

I'm with Dede :)

[Suej]

So am I Jackie, but it´s not the answer:doh:

[sunspot]

Put a call out for a doctor?

[Suej]

Wipe his/her @rse before pulling their undies !!!

LOL! I asked the first thing not the last oneleg! YUK!:lol: They haven´t got bidets on planes:hit:

[Jackie]

Refund their money:lol::lol:

[Suej]

Put a call out for a doctor?

No thanks button Sunspot....you´re wrong too hun!

[Chris P. Bacon]

Well if it's Ryanair then you would throw them out so the plane is lighter and the fuel goes further :grufalo:

[Malteser Monkey]

Find out what they had for dinner :doh:

[dede]

Well untill its been confirmed by a doctor they would have to try and resucitate them first, and maybe they would call for any medical people on board.

[tonypub]

put a seat belt on them

[reggie]

Flush the carsie, rob there wallets or purse, lock the door and go find were they was sitting, tell partner, OH is stiff, and to collect him her on the way off the plane,

[Sundowner]

Check if they were flying alone or with someone.

[Malteser Monkey]

I'm right aren't I about the food - as you may have others sick and dying ! Maybe the Captain had the same

Surely not ! and don't call me shirley

(Airplane - brilliant film)

Added after 37 minutes:

Can you tell us before 5pm please

[atlantico]

Check his/her pulse . . . . . . he/she's not dead until you do that !!

[with cheese]

Pull the chain

[howard thornton]

Pull the chain

the aircraft must land at the next available airport.

[christa]

Tell everyone to remain in their seats and put their seatbelts on.

[warbey]

Either secure the Door as O.O.O.
or move The Body elsewhere after drawing Curtains.

[Goforgold]

See if he/her has got a bomb strapped to them!! :)

[Suej]

Either secure the Door as O.O.O.
or move The Body elsewhere after drawing Curtains.
I think I could say Warbes you have given the correct answer! which is......."Close the door"
:jumping::jumping::jumping::jumping:
I ain´t half glad I´m out of battering distance! :smack::fryingpan::poke::whip::gun:

This was a genuine question that I promise!:angel:

[Jackie]

I think I could say Warbes you have given the correct answer! which is......."Close the door"
:jumping::jumping::jumping::jumping:
I ain´t half glad I´m out of battering distance! :smack::fryingpan::poke::whip::gun:

This was a genuine question that I promise!:angel:

haha I don't think anyone got the 'exact' answer because wouldn't you automatically close the door anyway??? I think I would, but then what do I know:lol::lol:

Hope you have another ready for 'A Tuesday afternoon question':lol:

[Suej]

haha I don't think anyone got the 'exact' answer because wouldn't you automatically close the door anyway??? I think I would, but then what do I know:lol::lol:

Hope you have another ready for 'A Tuesday afternoon question':lol:

That´s the idea Jackie, but no one gave that as an answer the object of the test is to see the knee jerk instinctive reactions not what you would do after a minute or so. :surrender: LOL!!! when this test is done in practice not many closed the door first before doing anything else, they automatically tried to attend to the passenger, there is a high fail rate for this part of the training.

[atlantico]

BUT my answer was correct, check pulse first to make sure dead - they could have been having a nap and you've just closed the door on them !

Hang on, WC ? and the door was open in the first place ?

[Suej]

BUT my answer was correct, check pulse first to make sure dead - they could have been having a nap and you've just closed the door on them !

Hang on, WC ? and the door was open in the first place ?

Oi! don´t shoot the messenger, you can have a medal too then!:eyebrows: I wasn´t the one who devised the test go ask the Airline!:sailor2: :lol:

Oh! by the way all toilets on aircraft are accessible from the outside! safety regulation.;)

[Jackie]

That´s the idea Jackie, but no one gave that as an answer the object of the test is to see the knee jerk instinctive reactions not what you would do after a minute or so. :surrender: LOL!!! when this test is done in practice not many closed the door first before doing anything else, they automatically tried to attend to the passenger, there is a high fail rate for this part of the training.


I'd close the door and make out I hadn't seen them, let someone else deal with it:lol::lol:

[onelegnofeet]

Remove the young lady from his lap who was trying to join the Mile High Club .......................if i win whats the prize ?

[Suej]

I'd close the door and make out I hadn't seen them, let someone else deal with it:lol::lol:

I´d probably do the same!.........:run: :whistle:


Remove the young lady from his lap who was trying to join the Mile High Club .......................if i win whats the prize ?
They might be standing up!:p maybe not in your case you naughty boy!:lol::lol::lol:

[Malteser Monkey]

:p
Oh! by the way all toilets on aircraft are accessible from the outside! safety regulation.;)

No **** sherlock !!! at 30,000 feet Oi come on now I'm getting peeved:p

[Malteser Monkey]

It's now Tuesday afternoon Sue

[warbey]

Remove the young lady from his lap who was trying to join the Mile High Club .......................if i win whats the prize ?

It was to be a free copy of the Karma Something,
as You have obviously read it another Book to the same value

[Suej]

It's now Tuesday afternoon Sue

Tuesday evening now MM and I just clocked off! :raspberry2:

[Margaretta]

Funny answers on this thread....I'm thinking of Fawlty Towers and the man who died; they kept moving him around the hotel....

Not funny if it really were to happen. If unexpected, one would probably screeeeeeeeeeam!!!

[warbey]

It's now Tuesday afternoon Sue

Clockwatcher....:love::love:

[onelegnofeet]

First job .......extinguish his /her Cigarette !!!

[Faraway]

Fill in the Health and Safety log..!

[Suej]

Clockwatcher....:love::love:

Nup, I heard the cork exit the bottle!:run: