Does anyone fancy dating over Christmas in Tenerife?

[orphias]

Hi

Anyone fancy dating in Tenerife over Xmas ? will be on the island for xmas week till new year. Basically looking for a female to have a good laugh with going to bars, restaurants and see some of the island.
Car and money all taken care of, just lots of fun :cheers:

Interested ? just PM for more details.

[pablo1]

PM forum member fantasy - reckon you'll be a match made in heaven. If you can put the photos up when you get home then that'll be great, might even have our first forum wedding - I'm off to buy a hat..

[Fivepence]

Hi

Anyone fancy dating in Tenerife over Xmas ? will be on the island for xmas week till new year. Basically looking for a female to have a good laugh with going to bars, restaurants and see some of the island.
Car and money all taken care of, just lots of fun :cheers:

Interested ? just PM for more details.

Welcome to the forum. :welcome:

Just glad you didn't include sex, you may have been swamped with offers. :D:whistle:

[SVFUN]

Hi

Anyone fancy dating in Tenerife over Xmas ? will be on the island for xmas week till new year. Basically looking for a female to have a good laugh with going to bars, restaurants and see some of the island.
Car and money all taken care of, just lots of fun :cheers:

Interested ? just PM for more details.


Whos running this forum Paddy Mcguiness ? ......Want to talk all things Tenerife not a quickie when on holiday ...Im going with the wife anyway :wink2:

[orphias]

Welcome to the forum.

Just glad you didn't include sex, you may have been swamped with offers.

Having a partner for the week is a great buzz as-well as good company for going out and seeing some of the island, Sex is not on the agenda, but is something that can be considered at the end if the sexual chemistry is there ?

Don't get me wrong, sex is great, but i also enjoy a good laugh and just meeting people.

[SVFUN]

Having a partner for the week is a great buzz as-well as good company for going out and seeing some of the island, Sex is not on the agenda, but is something that can be considered at the end if the sexual chemistry is there ?

Don't get me wrong, sex is great, but i also enjoy a good laugh and just meeting people.

Ye but your on the wrong forum

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Having a partner for the week is a great buzz as-well as good company for going out and seeing some of the island, Sex is not on the agenda, but is something that can be considered at the end if the sexual chemistry is there ?

Don't get me wrong, sex is great, but i also enjoy a good laugh and just meeting people.

Think you will find most lady members on here will be looking for a load of nookie so make sure you have a blue pill or three.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

[Fivepence]

Think you will find most lady members on here will be looking for a load of nookie so make sure you have a blue pill or three.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

:idea: Do you have a House of Ill Repute on your books that you could rent to the OP, YG? :D

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[TOTO 99]

:idea: Do you have a House of Ill Repute on your books that you could rent to the OP, YG? :D

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The disturbing thing is, that photo was taken in Wigan last week...:lol:

[orphias]

Think you will find most lady members on here will be looking for a load of nookie .:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

That would be great if it were true, I'm always available.

[SVFUN]

That would be great if it were true, I'm always available.


Ok lady members time for your opinion :knitting:

[orphias]

Told you so, nothing out there :cry: Are there any free dating sites in Tenerife ? would save me hanging around :snore:

[marbro8]

Told you so, nothing out there :cry: Are there any free dating sites in Tenerife ? would save me hanging around :walljust pick someone up in the uk and take them with you:wink:

[blueeyes]

Whos running this forum Paddy Mcguiness ? ......Want to talk all things Tenerife not a quickie when on holiday ...Im going with the wife anyway :wink2:

Paddy Mcquiness? the only way i would take them out is if i had a gun lol

[orphias]

just pick someone up in the uk and take them with you:wink:

But then they wouldn't have knowledge of the island and what's what. Also looking for someone a bit more liberated instead of the girl next door. 50 + or younger ? as long as their a bit of fun thats all that matters. First thing i what to do is go to Santa Cruz shopping, i here it's good up there.

Cars ordered, plenty of money, still no response, give it a bit more time, who knows ???

[Malteser Monkey]

Think you will find most lady members on here will be looking for a load of nookie so make sure you have a blue pill or three.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

That waS Pollyee - she's gone now:laugh:

[Goforgold]

But then they wouldn't have knowledge of the island and what's what. Also looking for someone a bit more liberated instead of the girl next door. 50 + or younger ? as long as their a bit of fun thats all that matters. First thing i what to do is go to Santa Cruz shopping, i here it's good up there.

Cars ordered, plenty of money, still no response, give it a bit more time, who knows ???

What a shame and I love SC too!!! ;)

[Malteser Monkey]

Think you will find most lady members on here will be looking for a load of nookie so make sure you have a blue pill or three.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:


What a shame and I love SC too!!! ;)

flippin eck - here she is - looking for a date :laugh:

not a woman to let the grass grow and all that.....................'ello hunny

[Goforgold]

flippin eck - here she is - looking for a date :laugh:

not a woman to let the grass grow and all that.....................'ello hunny

Well you gotta 'ave a larf 'aint ya!!!! :)

[marbro8]

But then they wouldn't have knowledge of the island and what's what. Also looking for someone a bit more liberated instead of the girl next door. 50 + or younger ? as long as their a bit of fun thats all that matters. First thing i what to do is go to Santa Cruz shopping, i here it's good up there.

Cars ordered, plenty of money, still no response, give it a bit more time, who knows ???cars ordered?? plenty of money?? i wonder if i can still get into that little black dress:eyebrows:

[Goforgold]

cars ordered?? plenty of money?? i wonder if i can still get into that little black dress:eyebrows:

Course you can, but not sure about the stilletos :nono: - remember those bunions have grown a bit since you last wore them!!! :cheeky:

[Malteser Monkey]

cars ordered?? plenty of money?? i wonder if i can still get into that little black dress:eyebrows:

you could always try a onesie (spelling)

[Goforgold]

you could always try a onesie (spelling)

What's a onesie ??? Similar two a twosie but with only one ???

It's freezin' me futtocks here MM!!! :(

[Leam_Lin]

What's a onesie ??? Similar two a twosie but with only one ???

It's freezin' me futtocks here MM!!! :(


Hi M, nice to see you back.

Onesie, similar to a babygro with no feet in.

[Goforgold]

Hi M, nice to see you back.

Onesie, similar to a babygro with no feet in.

Thanks LL :)

I don't think a Onesie would be practical for what could lie ('scuse pun! - intended!!) ahead for Marlbro!!! :eek:

[Malteser Monkey]

What's a onesie ??? Similar two a twosie but with only one ???

It's freezin' me futtocks here MM!!! :(

Well put some blinkin knicks on then :bootyshake:

[Goforgold]

Well put some blinkin knicks on then :bootyshake:

If I put any more clothes on I won't be able to move!!! I'm even wearing a woolie hat!!!

[TOTO 99]

If I put any more clothes on I won't be able to move!!! I'm even wearing a woolie hat!!!

I'm only wearing a wooly hat...:laugh:

[Goforgold]

I'm only wearing a wooly hat...:laugh:

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[Malteser Monkey]

I'm only wearing a wooly hat...:laugh:

:crazy::wow::eek:

[orphias]

Seems I'm getting a better response from UK girls wearing Erotic Black Lingerie and only Wooly Hats, "NICE" but what's wrong with the girls community in Tenerife ? you'd think one would come up to the mark. There're probably visioning a fat beer bellied bald headed old man who needs at least half a bottle of Viagra just to stay awake.

Believe me, it's quite the opposite.

[Malteser Monkey]

Seems I'm getting a better response from UK girls wearing Erotic Black Lingerie and only Wooly Hats, "NICE" but what's wrong with the girls community in Tenerife ? you'd think one would come up to the mark. There're probably visioning a fat beer bellied bald headed old man who needs at least half a bottle of Viagra just to stay awake.

Believe me, it's quite the opposite.

It's not that - they're just past it:D:hide:

[Goforgold]

Seems I'm getting a better response from UK girls wearing Erotic Black Lingerie and only Wooly Hats, "NICE" but what's wrong with the girls community in Tenerife ? you'd think one would come up to the mark. There're probably visioning a fat beer bellied bald headed old man who needs at least half a bottle of Viagra just to stay awake.

Believe me, it's quite the opposite. You mean you're a thin scrawny one with a syrup of figs and need TWO bottles of viagra!! :laugh:

[karinagal]

Seems I'm getting a better response from UK girls wearing Erotic Black Lingerie and only Wooly Hats, "NICE" but what's wrong with the girls community in Tenerife ? you'd think one would come up to the mark. There're probably visioning a fat beer bellied bald headed old man who needs at least half a bottle of Viagra just to stay awake.

Believe me, it's quite the opposite.

Brad, honey, we've had this conversation before... I realise that you're panicking about tying the knot with Angelina but this is really NOT the way to cope with your mid life crisis... Loved you in the new Chanel No 5 ad by the way... :D

[karinagal]

I'm only wearing a wooly hat...:laugh:

Way, way, way, way too much information! :p

[Goforgold]

Brad, honey, we've had this conversation before... I realise that you're panicking about tying the knot with Angelina but this is really NOT the way to cope with your mid life crisis... Loved you in the new Chanel No 5 ad by the way... :D

Hi Karingal, I was wondering who it was in that ad - not keen on those bits of fluff on his chin - I don't get it!!

[karinagal]

Hi Karingal, I was wondering who it was in that ad - not keen on those bits of fluff on his chin - I don't get it!!

I could live with them.. Certainly wouldn't kick him out of the bed for farting.... ;)

[Goforgold]

I could live with them.. Certainly wouldn't kick him out of the bed for farting.... ;) Not for me, but you can have him!! :) Now Tom Conti or Richard Geer when they were younger!!! :wink:

[orphias]

Not at all, as i said it's not a case of,

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour.

I'm genuinely trying to partner up with someone over the xmas week for social interaction, merry nights and yea, if the chemistry's there ? sex is good to go. but the intended post is for a companion and a good laugh :drunk:

[Goforgold]

Not at all, as i said it's not a case of,

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour.

I'm genuinely trying to partner up with someone over the xmas week for social interaction, merry nights and yea, if the chemistry's there ? sex is good to go. but the intended post is for a companion and a good laugh :drunk:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm free how about you!!! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!!!

Well we're having a good larf at least - hope you get fixed up soon. Maybe a photo of yourself would entice the ladies in Tenerife out?

[marbro8]

Maybe a photo of yourself would entice the ladies in Tenerife out?[/QUOTE]or not:eyebrows:

[Bazz]

Maybe a photo of yourself would entice the ladies in Tenerife out?or not:eyebrows:[/QUOTE]

They're not desperate!

[warbey]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm free how about you!!! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!!!

Well we're having a good larf at least - hope you get fixed up soon. Maybe a photo of yourself would entice the ladies in Tenerife out?


Good to see You M. No-one's saying I sent You a P.M. are They.?

Viagra in a Bottle.? or Liquid Assets'

Suggest, can Accomodate Someone playing Gooseberry... 5 seat Car..

[stuartbroad]

Having a partner for the week is a great buzz as-well as good company for going out and seeing some of the island, Sex is not on the agenda, but is something that can be considered at the end if the sexual chemistry is there ?

[orphias]

Still looking for that date in Tenerife over Xmas girls. Will be on the island Xmas week till new year. Looking for a female to wine and dine with, nights out, fancy restaurants "everything paid for" just lots of fun! :cheers:

Interested ? just PM for more details.