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Ecky Thump
19-01-2013, 11:15
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Better Known as a Crap-a-Talk

Oh dear - even more Tesco burgers......! "Tesco burgers: low in fat but high in Shergar"
My lidl pony ?
Shergars bum is an anagram of hamburgers
... They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now! ;-)
Last night I ate Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me.
Don't eat them. They'll give you the trots.
They're all part of a stable diet.
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose!
Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...
It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat!
People aren't mincing their words are they? Perhaps we should rein this in a little- it's all very unbridled.
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient.
They're on the shelves but not furlong.
This ascot to be wrong
I had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs. 2-30 at Aintree
Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof.
A man is recovering from a heart attack today after choking on his beef burger from Tesco.... Doctors say he is in a stable condition.
Just placed a discreet bet on Tesco’s Finest in the 3.15 at Cheltenham tomorrow!
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she bought it in Tescos, of course
Just buy Tescos finest, only thoroughbred is used.
Horse meat found in Tesco burgers! What are the odds on that?
Went for a refund, they said why the long face?
Can't eat one without a good dollop of dressage.
Normally I put dollop of ketchup on my burger, but this time I think I'll put a fiver each way on it in the 3-15.
Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers pose no health risk, except for the high sugar lump content.
Tesco - an equine opportunities company ...
I refuse to buy food from Tesco because of all the additives they include. I prefer mine Shergar free.
These jokes are lame. :tiphat:

19-01-2013, 11:24
you have to much time on your hands:crylaughing::eyebrows:

Ecky Thump
19-01-2013, 11:32
you have to much time on your hands:crylaughing::eyebrows:

I see you have got the Bit between your teeth over this.:raspberry:

19-01-2013, 12:01
you have to much time on your hands:crylaughing::eyebrows:

Is that the same hands that they use to measure horses ?

19-01-2013, 13:19
Their families are not impressed.



19-01-2013, 23:31
Now, come on! Rein in your enthusiasm and don't stirrup trouble!

20-01-2013, 14:36
I was in Tesco earlier i think i will swerve the C**k-a-leekie soup they had on offer :laugh::crazy::crazy:

20-01-2013, 15:19
Think I will steer clear of meat in tesco. I heard their meatballs were the dogs bo**ix, so I wont take the chance.

20-01-2013, 19:14
My wife asked if I wanted burgers tonight. I said Neighhhhhh

21-01-2013, 17:19
Tesco´s are giving a petrol discount for every burger bought -It´s called " Only Fuel and Horses"