I think I've got a job (in a way)

[henry]

like the title said. everyday i allways take my dog out for him to play with the other dogs at the school in guaza. there a brazil women yesterday ask me if i´m willing to teach her english. i told her i don´t mind but america english is a little diffenect then british english. i told her i think about it and give her my answer tomorrow. today i told her yeah, i can teach you basic english for bout 2 hours on any 2 days she wants. i told her my price. i told her i can do 50 euros a month. that´s bout a little over 3 euros a hour. cheap huh? so she will think about it.and talking saying i want to know how to talk to people in english. like esample. where is the bus stop? i like to buy some milk etc. told her no problem. if she accept then that´s great!! hope she said o.k. i know what everyone thinking oh my god!! henry going to teach america english yuuuupppp!! got that right i recoken!! lol so just wanna holla on this. and hope she said yes!! yeah 50 euros is a good price (i think) better then the schools charge 150 euros or more a month. what yall think??

[Fivepence]

Good news Henry, I hope it works out for you.

However, there is no such language as American English, French English, Russian English or any other English...............it's simply English. :crylaughing:

Oh, and another thing.........stop messing with our spelling. :raspberry:

[casabonny]

I hope you will be declaring this income

[cainaries]

Fivepence ... you beat me to it! I was going to say fine to teach her English just so long as you aren't planning on teaching her any spelling, henry. (henry do you ever ever read your post to check for mistakes before you click on send?!? This is so basic! Sigh).

Never mind, there is a Dutch guy here on La Palma who is giving English lessons to impressionable young Spanish ladies, and his English is almost non-existent! But what can I say? Nada .. hunh? At least English in one of its forms is henry's mother tongue. Probably!

[henry]

o.k. bah!! Muchablige with them words. lol!! besided nothing like talking country words. better then Nawthun huh?
like em right naw in guaza sure is phraisin outside i recoken!! now Zat yo dawg english or Zat yo dawg english lol!!
see i have to change my words for all the members here because if i type da this no lot whoulda understand me! well, em! going to eat some food i bay vittles early today at lidi. you see!! and later maybe down daw to the waterbarn and do some hootnaddy with a gal. :raspberry2: nothing like a tue redneck recoken??

[Fivepence]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7rEBTKi9TQ

[henry]

hootnaddy is dance
bah is boss
nawthun is nothing
phraisin is cold
da is like
vittles is food brought
daw is down
waterbarn is a barn
tue is true

[TOTO 99]

Henry my friend,

even at 3 euros an hour, I predict that you will be a millionaire before this lady learns english.....:laugh:

[henry]

you recoken? lol

[Fivepence]

Has the lady got a dawg you could walk for an extra euro?

[henry]

she wak her dawg she got two

[karinskie]

great fun entertaining posts everyone - glad it's not all about serious stuff on here...

[slodgedad]

Good on ya, Henry.

[COL NIL SATIS]

she wak her dawg she got two

Gangnam Style,good luck H mate :wink:

[honda]

My god...... Hope this woman joins the Forum :wink2:

[Malteser Monkey]

Henry can you teach me to type English please I'll only charge you 30 Euros a month:cheeky:

[Fivepence]

Henry can you teach me to type English please I'll only charge you 30 Euros a month:cheeky:


Bargain...........:crylaughing::crylaughing::cryla ughing: but would that be American English, Indian English, Japanese English or Spanish English?

You need to be more specific. :bootyshake:

[Malteser Monkey]

Bargain...........:crylaughing::crylaughing::cryla ughing: but would that be American English, Indian English, Japanese English or Spanish English?

You need to be more specific. :bootyshake:

Didn't you read the other post there is ONLY ONE English:twak:

it was your piggin' post !:crylaughing:

[kingbaker]

You'll have to forgive Monkey features as she's used to living in the colony of Wales, and so not used to civilisation, running water, electricity etc.

[Fivepence]

You'll have to forgive Monkey features as she's used to living in the colony of Wales, and so not used to civilisation, running water, electricity etc.

I think someone told me that she had a pet dragon.........or it may have been her OH calls her his pet dragon, not sure. :whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

You'll have to forgive Monkey features as she's used to living in the colony of Wales, and so not used to civilisation, running water, electricity etc.

OH peddles whilst I'm on the computer:crylaughing:



I think someone told me that she had a pet dragon.........or it may have been her OH calls her his pet dragon, not sure. :whistle:

Yeap ! you wanna see me make toast

(an old Fawlty towers reference)

[Rainer]

[...] how to talk to people in english. like esample. where is the bus stop? i like to buy some milk [...] what yall think??

There are two questions, Henry,

I often ask myself: "What does it look like?" and "What is it in reality?".

Did you ask the woman in question, WHY she really wants to learn English?

Maybe she is not looking for a bus to drive with nor for a milk to drink but for an Englishman to marry?

Fingers crossed :whistle:,
Rainer

[chifleta]

There are two questions, Henry,

I often ask myself: "What does it look like?" and "What is it in reality?".

Did you ask the woman in question, WHY she really wants to learn English?

Maybe she is not looking for a bus to drive with nor for a milk to drink but for an Englishman to marry?

Fingers crossed :whistle:,
Rainer

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I like your way of thinking :eyebrows:...........except Henry is American :pizza:

[Rainer]

......except Henry is American :pizza:

Oops! I should have read your post more carefully, Henry :ashamed:

Danke, chifleta.

[henry]

she wants to learn english for her job. and beside anyone knows british english. like ohh!!! look at that bird!! right there by the lorry. i´m going to ask her if she wants to go to apple and pears to catch a movie. jolly ho!! hip hip!! laters eat some fish and chips! hahahahaha

[cainaries]

Not 'movie' henry, 'film'.

Shop not store

lift not elevator

and so on and on and on .....

but I'm sure you are going to get on with this Brazilian lady and her dawgs like a house on fire.

[Andy0210]

I´m sure you will be fist pumping with her in no time ;)

[warbey]

she wak her dawg she got two



I got to this Post and took a Mouthfull of Coffee...... A booby twap..


Wish I had a Dog to wak, Henry....:confused::confused:..:bootyshake::o:twak ::twak:

[kingbaker]

she wants to learn english for her job. and beside anyone knows british english. like ohh!!! look at that bird!! right there by the lorry. i´m going to ask her if she wants to go to apple and pears to catch a movie. jolly ho!! hip hip!! laters eat some fish and chips! hahahahaha

Hi Henry I speak Irish english and I understand American English, but not English English......tooooo much "I like big BRUVVER and I live on the I STREET and go on my HOLLIERS to 'ISLAND'. So good luck with the American English lessons, and
'TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA' Henry:tiphat:

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[evieee24]

Henry my friend,

even at 3 euros an hour, I predict that you will be a millionaire before this lady learns english.....:laugh:

Hahaha! :lol: