Thanks to all the ladies in Tenerife for all my Valentine's cards

[kingbaker]

A general thank you to the many Lady Residents of Tenerife who sent
me a fab Valentine Card today. I'm very pleased but unfortunately, the
postie had to go to hospital with arm strain.:bowdown::devil2::bootyshake::devil2::bowdo wn:

[TOTO 99]

A general thank you to the many Lady Residents of Tenerife who sent
me a fab Valentine Card today. I'm very pleased but unfortunately, the
postie had to go to hospital with arm strain.:bowdown::devil2::bootyshake::devil2::bowdo wn:

You're the one with arm strain mate...:laugh:

[doingok]

lol i bet the postie is the only one emptying his sack if you invited him around :laugh: sorry i i had to pmsl lol
i do not normally comment but it is funny. cheers

[Malteser Monkey]

You're the one with arm strain mate...:laugh:

now now

:laugh::tongue:

[kingbaker]

You're the one with arm strain mate...:laugh:



:drinking: :drunk: :drunks2: :vodkamachine: :trink: :trink2: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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How about these effective little beauties

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was ******

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[chifleta]

You're the one with arm strain mate...:laugh:

no further comment necessary hahahaha :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g:

[kingbaker]

How about these!!!!

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming :jumping::laugh::hello:

[penelope pitstop]

If only cards were on sale with these in them LOL

[kingbaker]

If only cards were on sale with these in them LOL

Now PP!!!!!! ..... you wouldn't dare ......would you?!!!!!

[penelope pitstop]

Now PP!!!!!! ..... you wouldn't dare ......would you?!!!!!

I think I would if it was appropriate! They wouldn't know who it was from as Valentine cards are often anonymous! LOL