It's Friday!

[Malteser Monkey]

(don't get all excited 9plus):cheeky:


It's Friday the end of another week - so what are you doing tonight, this weekend ?

And what's for tea ?


Just another of my "let's all join in threads" (plus I ain't got a clue what to do for tea, got the wine tho' ):tongue:

[LUCKY]

Well thats a start:cheers2:

[TOTO 99]

I'm currently doing Dorada.
I'm expecting to be doing it all weekend.
Sun still blazing by the way.
Stay safe everyone.

[LUCKY]

:feret:watching the match:feret:

[Fivepence]

I'm currently doing Dorada.
I'm expecting to be doing it all weekend.
Sun still blazing by the way.
Stay safe everyone.

It's blinking horrible and freezing here TT, you definitely picked a good week to go to the rock. :tiphat:

[marbro8]

i finished work at 5, did the shopping, got home went on treadmill had shower, and now i am having a pint of home brew:wink:, i did the shopping so that my wife can have a pajama weekend:love4:, and we will not move now until monday because here in the west mids we have an amber warning for 15cm of snow:snowman:

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:feret:watching the match:feret:what game's that lucky?

[Ecky Thump]

i finished work at 5, did the shopping, got home went on treadmill had shower, and now i am having a pint of home brew:wink:, i did the shopping so that my wife can have a pajama weekend:love4:, and we will not move now until monday because here in the west mids we have an amber warning for 15cm of snow:snowman:

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what game's that lucky?


Soft Midlander, get outside and have a snowball fight!:raspberry2:

[Suej]

:feret:watching the match:feret:

What?!!! with one out front and 10 defenders!!!! That is gonna be sooooo boring Lucky! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:zzz:

[marbro8]

Soft Midlander, get outside and have a snowball fight!:raspberry2:ye i suppose to you being so far north we are southern softies:laugh::wink:

[Ecky Thump]

ye i suppose to you being so far north we are southern softies:laugh::wink:


Sorry Marbro, I couldn't resist this one..........



Soft Southerners theory..............

50F degrees
People in southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40F degrees
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35F degrees
Cars in the south of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20F degrees
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts

15F degrees
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry

Zero degrees
Life in the south grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10F degrees
Life in the south ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

Minus 80F degrees
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100F degrees
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173F degrees
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297F degrees
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460F degrees
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500F degrees
Hell freezes over
Scotland wins the World Cup:scotland:

[marbro8]

Sorry Marbro, I couldn't resist this one..........



Soft Southerners theory..............

50F degrees
People in southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40F degrees
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35F degrees
Cars in the south of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20F degrees
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts

15F degrees
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry

Zero degrees
Life in the south grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10F degrees
Life in the south ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

Minus 80F degrees
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100F degrees
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173F degrees
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297F degrees
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460F degrees
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500F degrees
Hell freezes over
Scotland wins the World Cup:scotland::crylaughing::crylaughing:my god you are so dramatic:cheeky::wink:

[Ecky Thump]

:crylaughing::crylaughing:my god you are so dramatic:cheeky::wink:

The only dramatics in Scotland on a Friday night, is when a Scotsman falls over on his way home from the pub with a half bottle of Whisky in his pocket and then he screams, when he realises, that its his Whisky running down his leg and not his blood!!:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Sorry Marbro, I couldn't resist this one..........



Soft Southerners theory..............

50F degrees
People in southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40F degrees
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35F degrees
Cars in the south of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20F degrees
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts

15F degrees
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry

Zero degrees
Life in the south grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10F degrees
Life in the south ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

Minus 80F degrees
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100F degrees
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173F degrees
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297F degrees
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460F degrees
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500F degrees
Hell freezes over
Scotland wins the World Cup:scotland:


Woss that in English ? Celcius ?

[warbey]

We of the North West have a saying summing all that up in four words..


No Sense, No Feeling.

I'm just glad it's tongue in cheek both ways, Mucker

(and never a mention of the Piper in His Kilt).:wave::wave:

[Malteser Monkey]

Forgot about this thread, soon be Friday again:whistle:

[Ecky Thump]

Forgot about this thread, soon be Friday again:whistle:

Yep, right between Thursday and Saturday, just like last week and the week before, also the week before that, and the week prior to that week and in all probability it will occur for the foreseeable future.:p

[Malteser Monkey]

Yep, right between Thursday and Saturday, just like last week and the week before, also the week before that, and the week prior to that week and in all probability it will occur for the foreseeable future.:p

Oh I'm soooo happy :D