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Malteser Monkey
29-04-2013, 15:27
So girlies


I have the tiara and L plates - just need to finish the veil.

The limousine will be here Weds ( to give Chifleta time to recover before the big event) about 7ish, we'll skip Veronicas we'll go more up tempo

Mind you with the average age on the forum of 72 it'll have to be somewhere with few steps so that's Linekers out :cheeky:

Any suggestions please - maybe a meal - then a bop ?

Who's up for it ?:cheeky:

tracy hampshire
29-04-2013, 17:35
see you there i have a big box of wooden willies, with bottle openers at the end , do you think they will come in usefull ??????

marbro8
29-04-2013, 17:38
see you there i have a big box of wooden willies, with bottle openers at the end , do you think they will come in usefull ??????ye to pinochio:eyebrows::lol:

warbey
29-04-2013, 17:57
So girlies


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Mind you with the average age on the forum of 72 it'll have to be somewhere with few steps so that's Linekers out :cheeky:


Who's up for it ?:cheeky:


I'm not coming now.

These cheeky Youngsters.:wave::wave::wave:

PFFtttt . .;);)

melm
29-04-2013, 18:44
So girlies


I have the tiara and L plates - just need to finish the veil.

The limousine will be here Weds ( to give Chifleta time to recover before the big event) about 7ish, we'll skip Veronicas we'll go more up tempo

Mind you with the average age on the forum of 72 it'll have to be somewhere with few steps so that's Linekers out :cheeky:

Any suggestions please - maybe a meal - then a bop ?

Who's up for it ?:cheeky:

count me in there is still:lol: life in this old "girl" :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Malteser Monkey
29-04-2013, 19:33
ok you lot wotchit corrie on now back in a bit

tracy hampshire
29-04-2013, 19:42
not got corrie here :)

marbro8
29-04-2013, 19:44
not got corrie here :)not got corrie??? bloody hell girl where are you? icod de la vinos:lol:

tracy hampshire
29-04-2013, 20:13
not got corrie??? bloody hell girl where are you? icod de la vinos:lol: yup, watching frank in the jungle x

Malteser Monkey
29-04-2013, 21:18
yup, watching frank in the jungle x

sounds naughty something like 9PLUS would be in/interested in:cheeky:

tracy hampshire
29-04-2013, 21:31
sounds naughty something like 9PLUS would be in/interested in:cheeky: frank is quite handsome but wears pink crocs !!!!!!!!

KirstyJay
01-05-2013, 02:27
********! Only just seen the thread...

Malteser Monkey
01-05-2013, 12:05
7.30 girls be ready ............. first tipple 7.35:party4::drinking:

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 17:22
7.30 girls be ready ............. first tipple 7.35:party4::drinking:
What's wrong with 7.31 ?? xx

marbro8
01-05-2013, 17:26
What's wrong with 7.31 ?? xxwhat's wrong with 7.30 am:drunks2::trink2::drunk2:

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 17:34
what's wrong with 7.30 am:drunks2::trink2::drunk2:

Barman needs 1minute to set up ?? - Why are we waiting !!!

melm
01-05-2013, 18:35
hair and nails done....makeup artist has just finish a mammoth task.......ready for the off now. Killer heels at the ready with my flatties in my handbag. hope the Limo is not late.

heres to a great night:whistle::whistle::whistle:

Malteser Monkey
01-05-2013, 19:33
Right I'm here bottles opened, all sampled hic - it's going to be a good one :party4::woo::drunk2::rave:

If only the Kangaroo was still going, best ever place for music. Waikiki first then onto there................ohhh the memories come screaming back

(you oldies t'was a great place in the 90's - Outrun the name of the band)

marbro8
01-05-2013, 19:47
Right I'm here bottles opened, all sampled hic - it's going to be a good one :party4::woo::drunk2::rave:

If only the Kangaroo was still going, best ever place for music. Waikiki first then onto there................ohhh the memories come screaming back

(you oldies t'was a great place in the 90's - Outrun the name of the band)just wondering how come you get to go to chiffy's hen night and we havn't been invited to a stag night??? sorry but if this is not put right we have the right to gatecrash:D

melm
01-05-2013, 19:49
Right I'm here bottles opened, all sampled hic - it's going to be a good one :party4::woo::drunk2::rave:

If only the Kangaroo was still going, best ever place for music. Waikiki first then onto there................ohhh the memories come screaming back

(you oldies t'was a great place in the 90's - Outrun the name of the band)

feet are sore already:raspberry2: but the drinks are great thanks MM for organising:crylaughing:

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 19:57
sorry i m late ladies, just got the hubby off ebay, but my first glass of red is going down well, think i ll regret wearing these high heels x

warbey
01-05-2013, 20:07
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Hope You are enjoying Yourselves Girls.
Don't forget to Pick up Your Prezzies on the Way Out...

marbro8
01-05-2013, 20:11
sorry i m late ladies, just got the hubby off ebay, but my first glass of red is going down well, think i ll regret wearing these high heels xdepending on what clothes you are wearing i wouldn't mind mind helping to pick you up:crylaughing::crylaughing::D

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 20:25
mini skirt & top, with granny pants to keep things decent, not that i really need the granny pants, at 4 feet 11, the mini skirt comes below my knees x

warbey
01-05-2013, 20:29
Has Anyone seen the Guest of Honour......?.....

Megaloo
01-05-2013, 20:33
Sorry just held up in traffic so be a bit late:sorry:

marbro8
01-05-2013, 20:34
mini skirt & top, with granny pants to keep things decent, not that i really need the granny pants, at 4 feet 11, the mini skirt comes below my knees xgranny pants:( good luck getting up on your own:D:laugh:

Malteser Monkey
01-05-2013, 20:35
Not yet but hey we're a friendly bunch you guys can gate crash - just behave yourselves - there's a big bouncer on the door, only wish Cainaries was here


Let's raise a glass to our mate ......cheers C:goodluck: :cheers2:

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Macci D stop lurking and get your purse out:D

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 20:39
Hola ladies sorry to be bit late,good friend called in ,just sold her house only on market few days so we had to have wee celebration!! She's happily divorced so passed on the invite to join the hen party( her loss eh!)
Ready to catch up now !!
First G & T up to usual standard
Plenty euros for the kitty ,dear hubby gave me a €50 note to get me out for a bit !!

Malteser Monkey
01-05-2013, 20:49
wuhayyyy we're off

sorry had no thanks button for a while so sorry if I missed anyone out

Off to sort out some nibbles
chifleta

anytime you're ready mate ?

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 20:49
CHEERS, make sure you don t leave me behind never been out in the south before, will get lost x

warbey
01-05-2013, 20:52
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I called into a nearby Bar. The Boss just said the Staff have just asked Him for a Lend of Cases of Vodka and Gin.

Sounds like it's going well.!!!!! . :flatcap::goodluck::goodluck::respect::sunburn::wa ltz::censored::feret::feret::party4:

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CHEERS, make sure you don t leave me behind never been out in the south before, will get lost x



Don't worry, all roads lead to Heaven....

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 20:56
good job, really fancy a G&T x

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 21:28
good job, really fancy a G&T x



It's a lovely posh BombaySapphire then Tracy , Cheers

Malteser Monkey
01-05-2013, 21:33
http://youtu.be/vcWTTs8QVRc


http://youtu.be/cybyLKVnXms



Oh and kingbaker

I can see you lurking

pull yourself a pint of the ol' blackstuff to be sure, to be sure:D

Fivepence
01-05-2013, 21:37
I thought the first link was for a wake Malteser Monkey :whistle:

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 21:46
mmmm bombay saphire my taste buds are doing one , mines a double xxx

marbro8
01-05-2013, 21:51
mmmm bombay saphire my taste buds are doing one , mines a double xxxnever tried it:dontknow:, my mate gets it from his niece who is a senior air steward with monarch, and sells it for about £15 a litre bottle, is that cheap? if so then i will buy a bottle and try it, but untill then i will stick to soco or JD honey:yum:

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 21:57
it s lovely, & don t think that is a bad price, but i like any gin with tonic, ice & a slice xxxx

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 22:08
never tried it:dontknow:, my mate gets it from his niece who is a senior air steward with monarch, and sells it for about £15 a litre bottle, is that cheap? if so then i will buy a bottle and try it, but untill then i will stick to soco or JD honey:yum:


Great UK price marbro8 ,two litres at Glasgow airport on our way to Tenerife £24
Aldi's Oliver Cromwell half litre at £9.99 winning lot of awards at posh drink events

melm
01-05-2013, 22:41
:dontknow::fpull::yum::yum::yum: HIC HIC too many vodkas I think:raspberry2:

all the the very best Chiffy

marbro8
01-05-2013, 22:47
:dontknow::fpull::yum::yum::yum: HIC HIC too many vodkas I think:raspberry2:

all the the very best Chiffylightweight:laugh:

melm
01-05-2013, 22:55
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lightweight:laugh:

I know....rolleyes2: cant keep up with these young things although I hate to admit it:snore:

marbro8
01-05-2013, 23:00
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I know....rolleyes2: cant keep up with these young things although I hate to admit it:snore:well if the truth is known melm( and this is between us) i feel the same;) i do hope that this is a pm i am sending you because if not i have just lost my street cred:cheeky:

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 23:13
heads spinning a bit now, must be mixing my drinks, might have a rum next, sort me out or kill me off xxxx

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 23:17
heads spinning a bit now, must be mixing my drinks, might have a rum next, sort me out or kill me off xxxx

Stick with the decent gin tracy hampshire , less of sore head tomorrow !

tracy hampshire
01-05-2013, 23:23
my head say s gin, my heart says rum, the lovely golden rum , maybe a couple for the road, then the virtual ride home to icod xxxx, had a great night thanks for inviting me xxxxxx

macdonald5
01-05-2013, 23:30
Have you fell under the table Malty monkey ?.

Megaloo
02-05-2013, 08:44
Hope everyone arrived home safely and are not too overhung this morning:spin:

Malteser Monkey
02-05-2013, 09:21
tired very tired - anyone for tea and toast ?

anyone seen Chiffy ?

melm
02-05-2013, 18:44
well if the truth is known melm( and this is between us) i feel the same;) i do hope that this is a pm i am sending you because if not i have just lost my street cred:cheeky:

secrets safe with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fpull:

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tired very tired - anyone for tea and toast ?

anyone seen Chiffy ?

taken all day to recover thanks all for a fab night:crylaughing:what happened in Tenerife will stay in Tenerife . wont spoil any reputations:whistle:by telling tales
You know who you are. thanks again for the inviterolleyes2:rolleyes2:

Santiago
02-05-2013, 22:53
Fabulous evening everyone - wasn't it? Or was it? I was drinking brandy sours until MM decided I should have something different - and I don't remember much after that! I woke up at lunchtime under a table with a tablecloth over me and Henry's dog Texas as a pillow. What happened to Chiffy?

tracy hampshire
02-05-2013, 22:53
felt rough all day, time for the hair of the dog i think, but which hair should i have xxxx

Malteser Monkey
03-05-2013, 08:55
my head say s gin, my heart says rum, the lovely golden rum , maybe a couple for the road, then the virtual ride home to icod xxxx, had a great night thanks for inviting me xxxxxx

You're no lightweight !:whistle:


Have you fell under the table Malty monkey ?.

only twice ? tripped over Henry's dog !:D

melm
03-05-2013, 14:06
You're no lightweight !:whistle:



only twice ? tripped over Henry's dog !:D

if there was an award on this forum for humour and imagination you lot would win it hands down!!!!!!!!!!!!! great fun thanks for the laughrolleyes2:rolleyes2:rolleyes2:
:wink2:rolleyes2:rolleyes2:

Malteser Monkey
03-05-2013, 14:19
if there was an award on this forum for humour and imagination you lot would win it hands down!!!!!!!!!!!!! great fun thanks for the laughrolleyes2:rolleyes2:rolleyes2:
:wink2:rolleyes2:rolleyes2:

Glad to have been useful somewhere

We don't get out much - well a lot of 'em can't:whistle::crylaughing:

warbey
03-05-2013, 18:57
Glad to have been asleep somewhere

We don't get out much - well a lot of 'em can't:whistle::crylaughing:


Behave, You........:D:wow:;)

Santiago
03-05-2013, 22:24
Anybody know how chiffy's wedding went? I do hope everything was tip top and that she is now ensconced in a luxury hotel somewhere!

Malteser Monkey
07-05-2013, 22:12
She's out there lurking from the matrimonial duvet :D:bowdown:

chifleta
07-05-2013, 22:13
wuhayyyy we're off

sorry had no thanks button for a while so sorry if I missed anyone out

Off to sort out some nibbles
chifleta

anytime you're ready mate ?

OMG this is gonna be a read and a half ..... I've had a frantic week, very majorly fraught at times, but had a perfect wedding day and reception ... so give me a week to trawl my way through all the messages girlies.... and boys too no doubt LOL coz i'm a busy married woman now you know! LOL :marry:

Malteser Monkey
07-05-2013, 22:17
vete mujer cuando tienes tiempo !:D

marbro8
07-05-2013, 22:17
OMG this is gonna be a read and a half ..... I've had a frantic week, very majorly fraught at times, but had a perfect wedding day and reception ... so give me a week to trawl my way through all the messages girlies.... and boys too no doubt LOL coz i'm a busy married woman now you know! LOL :marry:and long may it last:wink2:

chifleta
07-05-2013, 22:19
********! Only just seen the thread...


me too, missed my hen night hahaha

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Has Anyone seen the Guest of Honour......?.....

:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::ashamed::asha med::ashamed:

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:dontknow::fpull::yum::yum::yum: HIC HIC too many vodkas I think:raspberry2:

all the the very best Chiffy

Thanks.... just don't call me Doña LOL

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Anybody know how chiffy's wedding went? I do hope everything was tip top and that she is now ensconced in a luxury hotel somewhere!

thanks for celebrating my hen night everyone, with family and friends over I haven't had time to check in, but with one thing and another and a couple of disasters in between, we had a more than perfect wedding - as for the luxury hotel, we did get a gift of one night in a georgous 5 star hotel here (but we couldn't afford anything), and i'm now trying to win a 7 night stay in a luxury hotel in Lanzarote hehehehe.....

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vete mujer cuando tienes tiempo !:D

:D hahaha loca perdida

Malteser Monkey
07-05-2013, 22:37
anda ja (is that still used ) my old gomeran language

Megaloo
08-05-2013, 10:46
Many Congratulations

Fivepence
08-05-2013, 10:51
Best wishes chifleta............and Mr chifleta.............congrats :jumping:

chifleta
08-05-2013, 22:15
anda ja (is that still used ) my old gomeran language

anda ya... yes LOL it is :)

Rebelión
08-05-2013, 22:27
Gutted I missed it. Pretty new here. What was the dress code?:laugh:

Malteser Monkey
09-05-2013, 09:08
Gutted I missed it. Pretty new here. What was the dress code?:laugh:

Dolce and Gabbana of course:whistle::cheeky:

Rebelión
09-05-2013, 10:18
Dolce and Gabbana of course:whistle::cheeky:

Shoot. I've got my specs on right now.:(

Malteser Monkey
09-05-2013, 10:26
Shoot. I've got my specs on right now.:(

That was it - just glasses nowt else:cheeky:

Rebelión
09-05-2013, 10:43
That was it - just glasses nowt else:cheeky:

You did say D&G. Shirt/trousers (Hobbs) Loafers ( Bass & Co):laugh:

Malteser Monkey
09-05-2013, 10:46
You did say D&G. Shirt/trousers (Hobbs) Loafers ( Bass & Co):laugh:

anything but Cocs !:nono::eek:

Rebelión
09-05-2013, 10:48
Cocs ? Never shopped there I don't think !

melm
09-05-2013, 19:05
Dolce and Gabbana of course:whistle::cheeky:

thats what MM says.............I could tell you the truth:neener::neener:

warbey
09-05-2013, 20:29
thats what MM says.............I could tell you the truth:neener::neener:

I have decided not to comment, She looked good though. :tiphat::tiphat::tiphat:

Malteser Monkey
10-05-2013, 09:09
anything but Cocs !:nono::eek:

Oooops CROCS I meant

chifleta
10-05-2013, 13:54
That was it - just glasses nowt else:cheeky:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Malteser Monkey
10-05-2013, 13:55
He's finally unlocked the bedroom door !:whistle:

warbey
10-05-2013, 20:13
:devil:
He's finally unlocked the bedroom door !:whistle:



Maybe, but Someone has been very quiet of late.........:devil::devil::crazy:

marbro8
10-05-2013, 20:22
anything but Cocs !:nono::eek:did you mean CROCS!!!!:confused::laugh: sorry mm just saw that you had already corrected yourself:ashamed: it was funny though:cheeky:

warbey
10-05-2013, 20:26
did you mean CROCS!!!!:confused::laugh:


I hope She didn't.....:laugh::laugh::laugh:.

Malteser Monkey
11-05-2013, 11:56
did you mean CROCS!!!!:confused::laugh: sorry mm just saw that you had already corrected yourself:ashamed: it was funny though:cheeky:

I know had a giggle myself !