Businesses with unusual names

[melm]

I have just seen an alteration shop in a nearby shopping centre called "we sew-n-sew"
rolleyes2:
Know any good ones?

[Ecky Thump]

Big Dicks Halfway Inn.........motel in Mississippi :laugh:

[melm]

Big Dicks Halfway Inn.........motel in Mississippi :laugh:

goood one:laugh:

[beekay]

There is a shoe shop in Kings Road Chelsea called R. Soles

[Malteser Monkey]

I have just seen an alteration shop in a nearby shopping centre called "we sew-n-sew"
rolleyes2:
Know any good ones?

Only a Scot eh:cheeky::D

[Medman]

Only a Scot eh:cheeky::D

And this:

Kid's clothes shop in Glasgow ............"Wain's World" ......... :)

[melm]

Only a Scot eh:cheeky::D

great sense of humour up here:wink2::wink2::wink2:

[jack oakley]

MIRACLE DELIVERIES....
Saw this on the side of a van in Toronto...underneath it said (if it's there on time IT'S A MIRACLE)..

[Malteser Monkey]

great sense of humour up here:wink2::wink2::wink2:

With that accent :wink2::wink2::wink2::hide::D

[Medman]

with that accent :wink2::wink2::wink2::hide::d

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[Malteser Monkey]

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What you saying MDM

[Medman]

What you saying MDM

Hi MM ............ :tiphat:

[Malteser Monkey]

Hi MM ............ :tiphat:

That's alright then - coz if you were telling me to jog along :twak::cheeky:

[imablue]

new store opens in liverpool .....
http://www.acegames.us/forum/jokes-section/35469-new-selfridges-store-opens-liverpool.html

[Medman]

That's alright then - coz if you were telling me to jog along :twak::cheeky:

I know jogging's not your bag :raspberry2:

[melm]

With that accent :wink2::wink2::wink2::hide::D

Dont even peep above that sofa:bootyshake::bootyshake:

another shop local to me is a gents barber called "aff yer heid":sorry:

[Medman]

Dont even peep above that sofa:bootyshake::bootyshake:

another shop local to me is a gents barber called "aff yer heid":sorry:

Or the Chinese Restaurant in Larkhall ........... The Orange Wok ........ :sorry:

[Malteser Monkey]

Dont even peep above that sofa:bootyshake::bootyshake:

another shop local to me is a gents barber called "aff yer heid":sorry:

your making them up now !:whistle::cheeky:

[Medman]

your making them up now !:whistle::cheeky:

What you doing up at this time of the morning ?

[Malteser Monkey]

Some of us youngen's have work to go to unlike t'others:whistle::cheeky:

[Medman]

Some of us youngen's have work to go to unlike t'others:whistle::cheeky:

But you're not usually alert enough to type ...... :raspberry2:

[Malteser Monkey]

But you're not usually alert enough to type ...... :raspberry2:

nor speak !:whistle:

[Medman]

nor speak !:whistle:

Now you're talking ......... :spin:

[Malteser Monkey]

Now you're talking ......... :spin:

now I am and typing - that's a woman multitasking ! do you know what that is ?:whistle:

[Medman]

now I am and typing - that's a woman multitasking ! do you know what that is ?:whistle:

Yeh, what a night that was ! :eyebrows:

[Malteser Monkey]

Yeh, what a night that was ! :eyebrows:

what being a woman or multitasking:raspberry:

[Medman]

what being a woman or multitasking:raspberry:

It was like a date with an octopus ... :whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

It was like a date with an octopus ... :whistle:

and we'll leave it there - way off topic and we'll get a :twak:from the mods

sorry guys

[starling]

Pearl Button ... Dressmaker

[melm]

your making them up now !:whistle::cheeky:

would I kid a kidder????????????:whistle: this is genuine:jumping:

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Or the Chinese Restaurant in Larkhall ........... The Orange Wok ........ :sorry:

I suppose thats ok in Larkhall.........funny just the same:laugh:

[starling]

Bills Nuts - And Bolts

[kingbaker]

Knobs and Knockers......a shop in Dublin city centre!!:p:(:cool:

[Ecky Thump]

@marbeo8 Benevolent Society. :-))

[Madre]

Hairdressers called Curl Up and Dye

[melm]

Barbers shop "aff yer heid"

[Chine]

A tree surgeon friend of mine used to have a company called treefallas , but there was only two of them

[starling]

Lawn & Order ...... Garden Maintenance

[Medman]

Lawn & Order ...... Garden Maintenance

Bump ...........................

[jack oakley]

MIRACLE DELIVERIES..... If it's delivered on time it's a MIRACLE

[Medman]

MIRACLE DELIVERIES..... If it's delivered on time it's a MIRACLE

Wains World ............. kid's clothes shop in Glasgow

[Ecky Thump]

Wains World ............. kid's clothes shop in Glasgow

Florist Gump.............Flowers, balloons & gift shop in Glasgow.

[Medman]

Florist Gump.............Flowers, balloons & gift shop in Glasgow.

Unique Spanish shop ............ Juan in a million

[LindaD]

Unique Spanish shop ............ Juan in a million

Owen Pugh ........................ Portable Loos

[Medman]

Owen Pugh ........................ Portable Loos

Wok this way ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Chinese Restaurant, or the one in Larkhall ...... The Orange Wok

[Ecky Thump]

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Thread Bare ....... Gents tailors in Aberdeen.