What's the greatest invention ever?

[sunseeker]

What's the greatest ever invention? For me it's the iPhone autocorrect because my typing and spellings rubbish but you'd never know! :D

[golf birdie]

got to be the flush toilet. Can you imagine the **** we'd be in without it ?

[YOUNG GOLFER]

Antibiotics.........................

[marbro8]

larger:D:D:D:D:D

[TOTO 99]

Beer.............closely followed by the flushing toilet mentioned earlier..:laugh:


Whoops Marb, you beat me to it...

[marbro8]

Beer.............closely followed by the flushing toilet mentioned earlier..:laugh:


Whoops Marb, you beat me to it...:lol: i was going to put beer tbh because i can drink anything with an ABV over 5% so your answer is better than mine even if i was first:D

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we should also say the internet, because without it we wouldn't be talking about this subject now;)

[warbey]

The Airplane. Couldnt get to Tenerife and back in a Fortnight without it.......

[marbro8]

The Airplane. Couldnt get to Tenerife and back in a Fortnight without it.......i would have swum it:lol:

[KirstyJay]

The wheel was a good one... :whistle:

[slodgedad]

larger:D:D:D:D:D
Larger what????

[marbro8]

Larger what????lmao:lol: only you could have said that:lol:

[KirstyJay]

I could hazard a guess...

[Bobby]

The Scanner in my local hospital, it saved my life.

[9PLUS]

Zarion ......

[golf birdie]

electricity has to be the greatest benifit of all time. Think where we would be without it.

[TOTO 99]

electricity has to be the greatest benifit of all time. Think where we would be without it.

There's a few criminals in America that would rather it hadn't been invented...:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Larger what????

just what I thought

Maybe autotype/spellcheck for many on here specially for Angusjim :cheeky:

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Zarion ......


makes me laugh everytime :c2:

[sundownersvince]

Interweb........

[melm]

Interweb........

the telephone.....without that no internet and all the gadgets around today

[Malteser Monkey]

the paracetamol ?

fernet branca ?

[LUCKY]

:feret::feret::feret::feret::feret: .:feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret: :feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret:: feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::feret::f eret::feret:
BIRTH CONTROL PILL

[warbey]

electricity has to be the greatest benifit of all time. Think where we would be without it.

We wouldn't be here.

Our Bodies use it for Movement etc etc... AND Defibrillators too, to shock Us back......

[LUCKY]

the paracetamol ?

fernet branca ?

Would that be in second place for you after the Wine glass:devil2:

[beekay]

Push up bra :cheeky:

i love seeing a nice cleavage ( . Y . )

[hackney58]

A Wife
You screw it on the end of the bed and it does all the housework.

[chifleta]

the machine that slices bread!! ... anything else is the best thing since, well, you know, sliced bread :eyebrows:

[Malteser Monkey]

BIRTH CONTROL PILL

What in case they get LUCKY :wink:


Would that be in second place for you after the Wine glass:devil2:

bottle more like:lol:

[melm]

where would we all be without the telly!!!!

[KirstyJay]

where would we all be without the telly!!!!

... Erm... Having a conversation ;) :D

[Malteser Monkey]

... Erm... Having a conversation ;) :D

i can think of better things:wink2:

[sunseeker]

i can think of better things:wink2:

I've not got enough room in my house for the consequences... :eek:

[melm]

i can think of better things:wink2:

Snakes and ladders:eyebrows:

[Sundowner]

T.V Remote control !!

[Malteser Monkey]

screw top wine bottles

ok no more sillies from me:D

[sunseeker]

Ice cream!

[Malteser Monkey]

Man !

Ladies ?

[Ecky Thump]

Without doubt the "kitchen sink" is the worlds greatest invention, it saves the ladies from getting bored!:dishes:

[sunseeker]

Condoms....!

[melm]

the wonders of retail therapy:laugh:rolleyes2::cheer:


thats of course after we multi task in the house:cooking::dogwalk::mopfloor::director::nurse2 ::chef::washing::window::dishes: and not forgetting:hedge:

think we deserve our retail therapy dont you??????????? Off for a rest now:laugh:

[warbey]

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Money.....£££££

[sunseeker]

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Money.....£££££

I disagree. Lets go back to barter and screw the banks!

[Angusjim]

Asked my wife last night about this and she said rechargeable batteries???

[irishmusico]

Ryanair....

[Medman]

Ryanair....

To be sure ... :stpaddy::airplane:

[marbro8]

lmao:lol: only you could have said that:lol:oh i get it now lol i meant lager:lol::doh:

[TOTO 99]

oh i get it now lol i meant lager:lol::doh:

Lol mate..that was over a week ago and it's only just sinking in....:wall:

[marbro8]

Lol mate..that was over a week ago and it's only just sinking in....:wall:yep:tongue:, i just couldn't understand what slodge and MM was talking about? until i just asked my wife how you spell lager:lol: the bloody spell check never kicked in:doh:

[slodgedad]

yep:tongue:, i just couldn't understand what slodge and MM was talking about? until i just asked my wife how you spell lager:lol: the bloody spell check never kicked in:doh:

Is a pint a larger lager then half a litre?

[warbey]

Lol mate..that was over a week ago and it's only just sinking in....:wall:

I'm thinking of drinking that Marbro..!

Really good stuff lol Larger Beer.!

is that available in San Blas....?

[marbro8]

Is a pint a larger lager then half a litre?it's no good asking me mate i can't even spell it:lol:;)

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I'm thinking of drinking that Marbro..!

Really good stuff lol Larger Beer.!

is that available in San Blas....?if you do then don't get topping the 440 ml cans up with henry westons cider:drunk2:

[irishmusico]

Isotonic drinks. Before they were invented,nobody on the planet was replacing their electrolytes.


Obey your thirst ;)

[warbey]

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It must be the "Off Switch".

[Ecky Thump]

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Aspirin.


Angusjim when he feels a bit frisky!:p

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[Angusjim]

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Aspirin.


Angusjim when he feels a bit frisky!:p

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The ignore button on this Forum is quite useful

[Ecky Thump]

The ignore button on this Forum is quite useful

I think your wife has one of those in your bedroom.:D

[Tshirt]

Goblin Teasmade :whistle::whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

Goblin Teasmade :whistle::whistle:

:crylaughing:

[fixer]

Azathioprine because it allows me stand on my two feet! and carry on living a near normal life.

[irishmusico]

The transistor. The thingy ,not the radio.

[Angusjim]

The transistor. The thingy ,not the radio.

I hate it when you anorak types get into technical details :lol:

[irishmusico]

I hate it when you anorak types get into technical details :lol:

Attention to detail is important :)

[Angusjim]

Washing machines, Irons, hoovers all very helpful items and of coarse all invented by men and women say we only think of ourselves:dontknow:

[Tshirt]

Washing machines, Irons, hoovers all very helpful items and of coarse all invented by men and women say we only think of ourselves:dontknow:


I refuse to be replaced by a machine :mopfloor::cooking::dishes::washing::cheeky::)

[latishaa]

Sooner humans will be replaced by AI whether we don't like it.

[Angusjim]

Sooner humans will be replaced by AI whether we don't like it.

By All Inclusive:dontknow: its already here:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

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The greatest invention for men is 'The Electronic Hearing Aid', its benefits are fantastic for the hard of hearing and with its simple ON/OFF switch it gives you the choice of listening to the wife or not! :twak:

[Angusjim]

Oven gloves no more burnt fingers for the ladies again invented by a man for the benefit of the ladies is there no end to our caring side:eyebrows: