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COL NIL SATIS
22-08-2013, 21:40
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013/14 LEAGUE TABLES UPDATE

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TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL is finally back after a 3 month break,its really good to get the season up and running and this season looks set to be our biggest yet.We have quite a few new members who have signed up to our leagues along with a lot of regular players.

Gameweek 1 saw some absolutely stunning scores,with lots of players FAST out of the starting blocks,the Gameweek average came out at a respectable 63 points --- Our top scorers for this GW were Callao Kings who hit an almighty 104 pts,Murphs Marauders piled in with 96 pts,my own mob scored 93 pts along with Agua Dulce Reds...Red Bullets came home with 92 pts the same as last seasons winner Tenerife Ultras....Some scoring that is guys....Great stuff :tiphat:

Down at the wrong end of the table we have Redundant Gooner Mug,RedAllstars and The Austin Ice Bats all straight into the relegation zone :nono: Seeing as it's only week 1 there is no need to panic just yet,unless your name is henry :eyebrows:


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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD LEAGUE GW1(UPDATED)

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW1 AND GW2 FIXTURES BELOW

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As per usual there will be weekly updates on both the Tenerife Classic league and the Head to head tables with some info from the Scout....Think we are going to have 2 cracking leagues again this season and as mentioned before,it really is great to be back.

Good luck to one and all,let's get this show on the road http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)

AL JAY
23-08-2013, 00:26
Im pretty happy with my 92 this week, Rotation policy is a bit of a ball ache by Chelsea Man City etc trying to second guess who they are going to pick!!! Oi henry turn the league table upside down and you would be top,maybe join an Australian league :spin::spin::spin: :crazy::crazy::crazy: :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g:


Welcome to all the new teams,its a great league!!! Let the banter begin :respect:

henry
23-08-2013, 18:07
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL 2013/14 LEAGUE TABLES UPDATE

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TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL is finally back after a 3 month break,its really good to get the season up and running and this season looks set to be our biggest yet.We have quite a few new members who have signed up to our leagues along with a lot of regular players.

Gameweek 1 saw some absolutely stunning scores,with lots of players FAST out of the starting blocks,the Gameweek average came out at a respectable 63 points --- Our top scorers for this GW were Callao Kings who hit an almighty 104 pts,Murphs Marauders piled in with 96 pts,my own mob scored 93 pts along with Agua Dulce Reds...Red Bullets came home with 92 pts the same as last seasons winner Tenerife Ultras....Some scoring that is guys....Great stuff :tiphat:

Down at the wrong end of the table we have Redundant Gooner Mug,RedAllstars and The Austin Ice Bats all straight into the relegation zone :nono: Seeing as it's only week 1 there is no need to panic just yet,unless your name is henry :eyebrows:


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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD LEAGUE GW1(UPDATED)

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW1 AND GW2 FIXTURES BELOW

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As per usual there will be weekly updates on both the Tenerife Classic league and the Head to head tables with some info from the Scout....Think we are going to have 2 cracking leagues again this season and as mentioned before,it really is great to be back.

Good luck to one and all,let's get this show on the road http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)

heyyy!!! very funny hahahahaha

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Im pretty happy with my 92 this week, Rotation policy is a bit of a ball ache by Chelsea Man City etc trying to second guess who they are going to pick!!! Oi henry turn the league table upside down and you would be top,maybe join an Australian league :spin::spin::spin: :crazy::crazy::crazy: :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g:


Welcome to all the new teams,its a great league!!! Let the banter begin :respect:

hahahaha very funny!!!! aj watch and see

COL NIL SATIS
23-08-2013, 19:16
Looks like i am playing me arl mate henry this weekend,it should be a close game H ,best of luck mucka :)

gpeart
23-08-2013, 22:31
can you send me the code for the head to head league, please seem to have forgot to join that

AL JAY
23-08-2013, 22:46
Here you go Gary... Head to head code 17495-27696

COL NIL SATIS
23-08-2013, 23:21
Some really interesting head to head games tomorrow,it's good having quite a few new players in our leagues this season,freshens the league up quite a bit...Good luck to one and all.

West mids tyke
24-08-2013, 10:50
well i waited and waited and henry still didnt turn up last sunday THE TYKESTERS CAME SAW DESTROYED

henry
24-08-2013, 23:23
dont worry we cooking something here...

West mids tyke
25-08-2013, 06:42
dont worry we cooking something here...

as the great Robert Nesta Marley once sang I "dont worry bout a ting, cos every little ting gonna be alright" lol

gpeart
25-08-2013, 08:45
hi al jay i have tried to join the head to head league but it comes up with this league is closed can you help

COL NIL SATIS
26-08-2013, 13:36
hi al jay i have tried to join the head to head league but it comes up with this league is closed can you help
gpeart i have opened the head to head up again,it'll let you join now mate,code is 17495-27696

gpeart
26-08-2013, 17:11
hi col nil satis ive tried to join but it says the head to head league is closed as it has already started

COL NIL SATIS
27-08-2013, 16:46
hi col nil satis ive tried to join but it says the head to head league is closed as it has already started

Ahh,i think because it has already added the fixtures it won't allow any new sign ups for the head to heads.Soz about that Gary,but at least you are still in the main Classic league,i will do our weekly update later today.

slodgedad
27-08-2013, 17:11
Thread stickied and old ones unstuck..

COL NIL SATIS
27-08-2013, 17:16
Thread stickied and old ones unstuck..

Thanks Eliot,top man.

slodgedad
27-08-2013, 17:19
[QUOTE=COL NIL SATIS;313896]Thanks Eliot,top man.[/QUOTE ]:tiphat:

Mister T
28-08-2013, 08:29
I think i may have peaked too soon!!!! :lol:

COL NIL SATIS
28-08-2013, 23:11
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK2

Gameweek 2 update --- This was a week were scores were down on gw1,the average weekly score came out at 45 which i think was quite a reasonable score...A lot of the big hitters are failing to perform at the moment and midfielders are underscoring quite a bit from last season,but it is early doors as they say,we had quite a few players score above the average for this gameweek with our front runner Callao Kings coming out top with a tremendous haul of (58),redallstars hit a sublime (56) closely followed by DogHouse Demons on (55),the ever improving Murph bagged himself a cool (54) and finally CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS (53)....well in squires ,very nice scoring that is indeed.:tiphat:

The top of the table is now settling down just a wee bit with Callao Kings out in front and setting a rather HOT PACE it has to be said,Murph is hot on his heels though and (the inform player) at the moment,my mob follow closely in 3rd with Als ultras going upto 4th,DogHouse Demons move upto 5th and Agua Dulce Reds drop one to 6th.

Foot of the table is not looking good for the Parrado family at present ,2 of the bottom 3 are both H and his old man with Redundant Gooner Mug also in the relegation zone....:doh: but i am sure henry will have few tricks up his or his arl mans sleeve :scared:

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE

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The head to heads had some cracking games this gameweek,2 ties that grabbed me were Murphs Marauders just outscoring Als ultras 54-48,and Callao Kings showing their muscle with a big win against Agua Dulce Reds 58-38,four teams still have a 100% win percentage with four yet to get off the mark.The head to heads are going to get more exposure this season in the write ups,some tremendous action going on here.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD (GAMEWEEK 2)

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The Talking Point

With just two Gameweeks down, it appears that defences have been on top to this point, with Fantasy backlines offering strong returns. We saw nine clean sheets in Gameweek 2, to add to the seven on show in the opening weekend. While that seems more than usual, it’s worth pointing out that we’d seen 13 clean sheets at this point last term – we’ve seen an increase, then, but not by a huge margin.

It’s perhaps the spread of bonus points that have had a more significant impact. So far this season, no less than 35 defenders have benefited from bonus points. This is compared to just 13 midfielders and 16 forwards. Indeed, over the 16 matches that have featured clean sheets, 29 defenders have been awarded bonus points.

It’s already clear that, regardless of goals being scored in a match, if a clean sheet is kept, then defenders, particularly dominant centre-backs, have a strong chance of harvesting bonus rewards. Of those aforementioned 29 defenders, no less than 21 were centre-backs, with only 8 full-backs fetching bonus points in a clean sheet by comparison.

That kind of trend, should it continue as anticipated, will likely have FPL managers reconsidering their backlines. It seems we need to weigh up the attacking potential of our full-backs next to the apparent advantage granted to centre-backs when it comes to bonus points.

Good luck to one and all,have a good week and keep enjoying the fantasy football leagues here at the TENERIFE FORUM,over and out for now...http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)

AL JAY
28-08-2013, 23:28
Great update Col, keep em coming!!!

COL NIL SATIS
29-08-2013, 00:00
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Weekly update for our members from the "SCOUT" for GAMEWEEK 3

FRISKING THE FIXTURES

Our weekly assessment of the upcoming schedules finds a potentially prosperous outlook for the north London duo over the next four to six Gameweeks, though the fixtures seem a little more cruel for a trio of midlands-based outfits.

The Strong

West Ham

It’s two clean sheets from two for Sam Allardyce’s side after Saturday’s goalless draw at Newcastle. The Hammers upcoming four fixtures bode well for further returns at both ends of the pitch – home games with Stoke and Everton, coupled with trips to Southampton and Hull seem favourable for Jussi Jaaskelainen and James Collins owners, while Kevin Nolan will be confident of adding to the Gameweek 1 strike against Cardiff. The schedule takes a turn for the worse around Gameweek 7, though, giving us enough time to plan exit routes in advance.

Fulham

The Cottagers are afforded plenty opportunity to bounce back from last Saturday’s lunchtime defeat by Arsenal with a run of six fixtures which is rated the kindest of any side. Martin Jol’s men play host to West Brom, Cardiff and Stoke and with trips to goal-shy Newcastle and Palace also scheduled, Darren Bent could be set for a rise in ownership after climbing off the bench to score on his debut. Dimitar Berbatov will also be favoured, though the Bulgarian is expected to drop into “the hole” behind Bent, while Sascha Riether’s raiding runs from right-back may provide attacking returns. Aaron Hughes and David Stockdale could be decent budget prospects if Fernando Amorebieta and Maarten Stekelenburg remain sidelined with injury, though Brede Hangeland’s appeal may be on the up in light of the new bonus system.

Arsenal

While some may be deterred by Sunday’s north London derby, it’s worth remembering the last five at the Emirates have harvested 30 goals – Theo Walcott and Olivier Giroud owners will have no fear heading into this one. After that, Arsene Wenger’s men have a schedule which could bring investment their ways at both ends of the pitch – home clashes against Stoke and Norwich, and visits to Sunderland and West Brom all look potentially prosperous, with Laurent Koscielny and Per Mertesacker coming back onto the radar after the Gunners bounced back quickly from the Gameweek 1 defeat at the hands of Villa.

Tottenham

Andre Villas-Boas’ side also come into consideration over the next six matches. Spurs also have a clash with Chelsea on their agenda which may temper investment but with home games against Norwich and West Ham, supplemented with visits to Cardiff and Villa, plenty will be loading up on Roberto Soldado after the Spaniard notched in each of the first two Gameweeks. A weekend switch to 4-3-3 boosted Paulinho’s prospects of attacking points considerably, though many will wait until the transfer window closes until assessing the situation properly. With a clean sheet in each of their opening two, the Tottenham defence seems to have stepped up this season so far – Jan Vertonghen has collected bonus points in both his appearances, while Michael Dawson offers a cheaper alternative to the Belgian in the heart of the back-four.

Liverpool

Similar to Spurs, Brendan Rodgers’ side have also kicked off their campaign with back-to-back 1-0 wins. Once this weekend’s clash against United is out the way, investment in the Reds looks a likely tactic in light of their following five fixtures (swa, SOU, sun CPL, new) and with further analysis showing Liverpool have just one tricky match from Gameweek 4 to 11, many Fantasy managers will be pinpointing the Merseysiders as a source of points. Simon Mignolet looks the kindest route into the backline until the prognosis on Kolo Toure’s groin problem becomes a little clearer, while further up the pitch, Philippe Coutinho has hinted at producing the points without quite yet delivering. Daniel Sturridge continues to shine up top – a hefty bandwagon looks on the cards if he maintains his recent impressive displays as the Reds lone forward.

Also Consider

Hull – granted, a trip to City is far from enticing but Steve Bruce’s side are then handed three home games in four (CAR, new, WHM, AVL) to build on last week’s win over Norwich at the KC Stadium. Robbie Brady’s move to the left of a front three, allied with spot-kick duties, has already paid off for the 5.0 midfielder – he is bound to pick up some new owners, while James Chester’s budget 4.0 FPL price tag should bring investment his way at the back.

Newcastle – there’s no doubt the fixtures still fall in favour of the Magpies. With home games against Fulham and Hull, in addition to trips to Villa and Cardiff in the upcoming five Gameweeks, the schedule smiles kindly on Alan Pardew’s side – the problem, however, is whether they are capable of taking advantage of such a run. Yet to score this season, the Tyneside team have found the net just twice in their last eight league games – a clear sign of the lack of form from the likes of Papiss Cisse and Hatem Ben Arfa – though a clean sheet accrued against West Ham last Saturday may persuade some to take a punt on the likes of 4.5 priced Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa at the back.

Southampton – unlucky only to pick up a single point at home to Sunderland, Mauricio Pochettino’s team will be confident of further returns ahead of a kind run of matches. The Saints face a trip to Norwich and home games against West Ham, Palace and Swansea, offering Rickie Lambert the chance to return to goalscoring ways, though new boy Pablo Osvaldo looks one to watch once he nails down a regular role. At the back, Artur Boruc’s cut-price appeal should help the stopper pick up more suitors, while Luke Shaw’s new owners will be hoping he recovers from the knee problem that forced him off against the Black Cats; Nathaniel Clyne offers a similarly-priced alternative route into Pochettino’s backline although he is far from assured a start with Callum Chambers starting the opening two fixtures.

The Weak

Chelsea

After Monday’s draw at United, Jose Mourinho’s side brace themselves for a schedule which hands them just one home game in the next four. Up next for Chelsea is a blank Gameweek 3 and with trips to Spurs and Everton on either side of a home clash with Fulham, investment in the Blues is likely to slow down. The imminent arrival of Willian merely adds to what was an already convoluted midfield area, while the chopping and changing up front suggest Mourinho’s teamsheets could disappoint over the season. At the back, though, there’s a greater consistency of selection –Branislav Ivanovic owners may hold due to his goal threat, while John Terry’s relatively kinder price also brings him into consideration, with the Blues looking particularly resilient under Mourinho once again.

Aston Villa

Similar to the Blues, Paul Lambert’s side also have a blank Gameweek 3 on the horizon. A home clash with Newcastle looks potentially prosperous before a trip to Lambert’s former club Norwich precedes a showdown with City. Christian Benteke owners will perhaps look to hold, given his Gameweek 1 exploits, while Villa may even fancy their chances of earning a clean sheet in light of Newcastle’s woeful attacking form.

Sunderland

Having picked up a somewhat fortuitous point at St Mary’s on Saturday, Paolo Di Canio’s side prepare for a daunting run of fixtures. While a trip to Palace offers a little respite this weekend, the Wearsiders will then welcome Arsenal, Liverpool and United in three of the following four Gameweeks – with a single goal scored and no clean sheets in their first two fixtures, few will be keen to draft in any Sunderland players ahead of such a run.

Good luck guys :)

henry
30-08-2013, 20:25
well this weekend you going to see a new impoved ice bats. more fear to put into our rivals!! just listen to our coach words and run in fear (that´s means you too col nil and aj.)
http://youtu.be/jB8NM5-W0Ec

COL NIL SATIS
30-08-2013, 21:04
I am up against Daves Untouchables this weekend in the Head to Head,best of luck Del Boy :)

henry
30-08-2013, 21:04
for everyone else listen to my words and be in fear!!

BE STRONG,DO NOT FEAR,FOR THEY WILL COME!!
THEY WILL COME WITH VENGEANCE,
THEY WILL COME DIVING RETRIBUTION


THEY WILL COME WITH FIRE,TO RENDER THEY ANGER WITH FURY!!
AND ACCORDING TO THEIRS DEEDS, SO WILL THEY REPAY,

WRATH TO THEIR ADVERSARIES,
THEY WILL FULFILL THE DESIRE OF THOSE WHO FEAR THEM!!

THEY WILL HEAR YOU CRY,AND THEY WILL SAVE YOU,

WELCOME TO THE DOMAIN GATES OF HELL FROM THE AUSTIN ICE BATS!!

COL NIL SATIS
30-08-2013, 21:05
well this weekend you going to see a new impoved ice bats. more fear to put into our rivals!! just listen to our coach words and run in fear (that´s means you too col nil and aj.)
http://youtu.be/jB8NM5-W0Ec

Haha! Nice one Mr H ,hopefully your team will now start to climb the table young sir...Good luck H matey :)

henry
02-09-2013, 20:38
where col nil for the updates??

AL JAY
03-09-2013, 00:06
where col nil for the updates??


He is on shift work H and its only Monday im sure he will do them tomorrow! If i was you i wouldn't read it ;)


only joking H :crazy:

COL NIL SATIS
03-09-2013, 18:55
:football::football::football:TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL WEEKLY UPDATE:football::football::football:

WEEKLY FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE - GAMEWEEK 3 was a really tough one,with a lot of the main men still misfiring up top,defenders are at the min hauling teams away from disastrous scores as again we see a lot of clean sheets--the average score came out at 44 points--Our top scorers were Koneheads who hit the highs with 60 pts,Tenerife Ultras and Bumble Fc both scored 56 pts,redallstars scored 53 with CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS hitting 52,very well done guys,top scoring that is.

Callao Kings remain top of the classic league with Koneheads upto 2nd and Tenerife Ultras up one to 3rd,Murphs Marauders dropped 2 places to 4th,Dog House Demons stays 5th with Moyesmanmiracles up to 6th.

Bottom 3 are now SparticusWoofWoofs,the austin ice bats and texas Knights,some work to be done here me thinks :doh:

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC LEAGUE TABLE UPDATED

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The head to heads league is now settling down somewhat with just 3 managers holding onto a 100% win ratio --Koneheads-Murphs Marauders and Bumble Fc :tiphat: with 4 teams yet to get off the mark :redcard:...Some corking games again in gw3 with 2 going right down to the wire --Going Down beating Callao Kings 47-46 and Bumble Fc beating Dog House Demons 52-50.....All good stuff going on here.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED

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We now go into a dreaded blank weekend with International games taking to the main stage,these really do get in the way so early in the new season but it is what it is....We have 11 days now to get our teams in order and with the transfer deadline now over there will be many managers mulling over a lot of the new faces that have moved clubs---Good luck to all,over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)

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COL NIL SATIS
05-09-2013, 22:57
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Update From the SCOUT looking back at gameweek 3 and the big numbers

With Gameweek 3 now behind us, it’s time scour the statistics once again as we highlight the stars from last weekend’s round of matches. As many Fantasy managers are mulling over wildcards, we also incorporate some overall numbers from the season so far for your perusal and consideration.

25 attempts, with 9 on target, by Newcastle in their 1-0 victory over Fulham was the highest total by any team last weekend. Other top notch statistics include 18 chances created and 48 penalty area touches – both top for the weekend – as Alan Pardew’s men dominated a disappointing Fulham. Key performers were Hatem Ben Arfa, whose 5 attempts and 3 on target were both top for midfielders – while he also created 3 goalscoring opportunities for team-mates. The Frenchman – who topped our ICT Index for Gameweek 3 – has now had 13 attempts on goal so far this season, which is the most by midfielder to date and has registered 14 touches inside the box; a tally bettered by only three midfielders (Theo Walcott, Jon Walters and Marouane Fellaini). Other notable performances came from Papiss Cisse with 6 attempts – most for the weekend – and 11 penalty area touches and Mathieu Debuchy, who had 4 goal attempts, bettering the tally of any other defender. Worryingly for Fulham, they have now travelled to the North-East twice and conceded 46 attempts on goal – while they have only conceded once, they surely can’t go on affording their opponents such a multitude of chances.

6 shots conceded inside the box all season by Everton is the lowest of any side by a distance. A total of 25 shots conceded in or out the box is also the lowest of any team as Roberto Martinez’ men continue to look defensively sound. This hasn’t restricted their attacking play either – the Toffees have also registered the most attempts (55); most final third passes (378) while also being the most accurate in the final third (85.5%). Despite registering back-to-back blanks in the last two Gameweeks, the Everton attack is still offering plenty attacking threat without quite garnering the rewards they deserve.

7 chances created by Michu in Swansea’s 2-0 victory at the Hawthorns were the most by any player this weekend. Analysing his Key Performance Indicator (KPI) tables, although the Spaniard’s minutes per chance created has risen by 97.8% so far, his goal threat has somewhat disappeared – Michu’s minute per chance have dropped by a frequency of 66.4% and his attempts inside the box fairing even worse, down 85%. Pablo Hernandez, on the other hand, has registered a definite improvement. The Spanish winger’s involvement on Sunday was significantly better than his away displays from last term – most noticeably in the final third, where he registered 21 passes received compared to his away season average of 13.4 last campaign, suggesting he is becoming more of a key figure in the vital attacking area for the Swans. Little surprise, then, that he has scored or assisted all three of their goals so far.

76 successful final third passes by Stoke was the second best by any away side in Gameweek 3. The Potters 80.9% pass accuracy in the final third at West Ham is up markedly on last term’s away average of 68.8%, which was the lowest of any side on the road over the entire 2012/13 campaign. Clearly, Mark Hughes is introducing an easier on the eye approach to Stoke’s football – the Staffordshire outfit had 55.9 % possession against the Hammers compared to an away average of just 41.3% on the road under Tony Pulis. In terms of standout performers, Erik Pieters had a notable game with 2 chances created and 17 final third passes received by the left-back.

7 penalty area touches so far this season from Dimitar Berbatov highlights his more withdrawn role within the Fulham system. Indeed, the Bulgarian has only registered 2 attempts and 2 chances created. Looking at his KPI table, the statistics continue to depress with minute per goal attempts down 143.1% – a real concern for Berbatov’s owners and would-be suitors ahead of a run which sees the Cottagers entertain West Brom, Cardiff and Stoke in three of the next four Gameweeks.

45 touches in the final third by Robert Snodgrass helped Norwich to their first win of the campaign. Along with 8 touches in the Southampton penalty box – joint most by any midfielder – 2 chances created and 2 attempts on goal, the Canaries playmaker helped provide the platform for a much more fluid and expressive performance. Snodgrass also produced 13 crossed balls – 9 from open play – to offer his Fantasy owners plenty reassurance in a standout display on the right. One player who is still disappointing in the Canaries ranks is Ricky van Wolfswinkel. The Dutchman’s statistics (0 attempts on goal, 0 chances created, 2 penalty area touches and 9 passes received) highlights he is still finding it hard to integrate into Chris Hughton’s system.

1 touch inside the opposition’s penalty area over the first three Gameweeks for Snodgrass’ fellow Norwich winger Nathan Redmond. The summer signing has picked up plenty of new owners after grabbing the match-winner against the Saints but it’s clear he’s relying on long-range efforts to find the net – only 1 of his 4 efforts on Saturday were inside the area, whereas all 4 of Leroy Fer’s shots arrived inside the box. Indeed, just 1 of Redmond’s 9 attempts this season has been from close range.

5 more goal attempts by Oliver Giroud as the Arsenal front man continues his impressive start to the campaign. Indeed, the Frenchman is now joint-top for both total attempts (13) and shots inside the opposition box (10) – with Arsenal embarking on a set of favourable fixtures, Giroud looks set to be afforded further chance to find the net, having scored in all three of his league appearances thus far.

14.8 – the percentage increase in goal attempts inside the box by Robin van Persie offers a ray of light for the United forward’s Fantasy owners after he registered back-to-back blanks. The Dutchman’s overall minute per chance is also up 9.9% as he equals the aforementioned Giroud with 13 attempts, 10 coming inside the opposition’s box. While United have failed to impress in recent matches, RVP’s stats still afford plenty optimism as he braces himself for a run of four potentially prosperous home fixtures (CPL, WBA, SOT, STO) in the next six Gameweeks.

4 chances created by Jason Puncheon on his home debut for Crystal Palace. Handed a place on the Scout Picks bench, the right winger tormented Sunderland as Ian Holloway’s side picked up the points – Puncheon had more touches in the final third (26) than any home player, received more passes in the opponents’ half (33) that any protagonist in the Selhurst Park showdown and with 3 shots and 5 successful dribbles, played a pivotal part in the 3-1 triumph without quite earning the Fantasy points his display merited.

Fivepence
06-09-2013, 10:19
I bet a few wildcards have been played since the transfer window closed.
Be careful people, injuries in the international games could leave you with egg on your face,
:goodluck:

COL NIL SATIS
06-09-2013, 22:35
I bet a few wildcards have been played since the transfer window closed.
Be careful people, injuries in the international games could leave you with egg on your face,
:goodluck:

Nightmare these International breaks Steve,especially so early in the new season,just wish they could get them done midweek somehow and leave the Prem alone,but i doubt that will ever happen.....Good to see you have made a decent start this season ,see you are flying high in the head to heads,it'll be a cracking league that one this season....Good luck mate :tiphat:

Fivepence
07-09-2013, 09:41
Nightmare these International breaks Steve,especially so early in the new season,just wish they could get them done midweek somehow and leave the Prem alone,but i doubt that will ever happen.....Good to see you have made a decent start this season ,see you are flying high in the head to heads,it'll be a cracking league that one this season....Good luck mate :tiphat:

Thanks Col but my scoring doesn't reflect my 3rd position in the head to head.

COL NIL SATIS
07-09-2013, 13:45
Thanks Col but my scoring doesn't reflect my 3rd position in the head to head.

All about the bigger picture...hmmm :wink:

henry
18-09-2013, 20:38
i see col nil forgot the updates again!!! poor guy he´s forgeting alot of things now hahahaha

Fivepence
18-09-2013, 21:08
i see col nil forgot the updates again!!! poor guy he´s forgeting alot of things now hahahaha

I think it's something called work that is delaying Col doing the update Henry.
'Fools and Horses' springs to mind. :tiphat:

COL NIL SATIS
18-09-2013, 21:52
i see col nil forgot the updates again!!! poor guy he´s forgeting alot of things now hahahaha

I always make sure we have an update after every gameweek H mate,i work quite late Tuesdays and Wednesdays so have been doing the updates mainly on Thursday's,but don't worry squire,this weeks update will be up in the next hour or so :tiphat:

slodgedad
18-09-2013, 22:15
I always make sure we have an update after every gameweek H mate,i work quite late Tuesdays and Wednesdays so have been doing the updates mainly on Thursday's,but don't worry squire,this weeks update will be up in the next hour or so :tiphat:
Innit a bugger this work lark?

CaribeCelt
18-09-2013, 22:27
Innit a bugger this work lark?

The curse of the drinking classes,if you ask me.

slodgedad
18-09-2013, 22:29
The curse of the drinking classes,if you ask me.

Serpently is, hic

COL NIL SATIS
18-09-2013, 22:42
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 4

After the International break it is great to get back down to business with Fantasy Football--Gameweek 4 was a pretty high scoring one with the Average score coming out at 47 pts,we had a few players that beat the average quite comfortably though...CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS was our top scorer with a tremendous 73 pts followed by Red Bullets and Texas Knights who both hit 64 pts,Koneheads came home with 61 pts,other big scorers were Murphs Marauders,Austin ice bats and Tenerife Ultras who all hit 58 pts...(Excellent scoring that is guys,very well done) :tiphat:

There was quite a bit of movement in the top 6 of the Classic league this week with Koneheads going up 2 places to go top,Als Tenerife Ultras went up one to 2nd with Callao Kings down 2 to 3rd....Murphs Marauders kept hold of his 4th place whilst CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS went up one to 5th jumping above DogHouse Demons who dropped one to 6th.

At the foot of the table the 3 players still in the drop zone are the Austin Ice Bats,Texas Knights and SpartacusWoofWoofs,but some good scoring by henry and H's old man this week,one more big score can lift you 2 out of the bottom 3....Good luck with that one.;)

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED

The Tenerife Forum Head to head league again had some belting matches in GW4--The pick of the bunch was definately the game between Red Bullets and CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS,with the TEAPOTS coming out 73-64 winners (YIKES)Murph kept up his 100% win ratio with a win against Agua Dulce Reds the same as Bumble Fc who defeated Going down 50-46..Caribe Celtic also is looking good in the H2Hs with another solid win against the Ice Bats.....Nice one chaps...

3 PLAYERS now have 4 wins out of 4 this season (Koneheads,Murph and Bumble...well done on the 100% chaps good going that) looks like it is hotting up now in the H2H league quite a bit :crazy:...We do however have 3 players yet to get off the mark with 4 defeats on the spin (Red Bullets,Austin Ice Bats and SpartacusWoofWoofs) :redcard: be nice if one of those can at least get a point this GW....

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW4 AND GW5 FIXTURES

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The International breaks have now come to an end for the foreseeable future so we will be seeing plenty of action in Fantasy Football land,the gameweeks will start to come thick and fast so i will do my best to get some info up from the Scout when i can,one word of caution for the weekend ,there have been plenty of games in Europe this week so i would hold out on doing any transfers until Friday,just incase of injuries etc.....

The Tenerife Classic league and the Head to Heads are really coming to life now and it's great to see a lot of battles already commencing up top and at the bottom,keep enjoying your Fantasy Football guys and best of luck for the oncoming Gameweek.....Over and out for now....http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)



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Serpently is, hic

Haha :yum:

COL NIL SATIS
20-09-2013, 20:00
FRISKING THE FIXTURES GAMEWEEK 5

Another of our 38 Gameweeks ticks past and we’re all just a little wiser. How we apply that new wisdom will depend in part on the fixture schedule. The next six weeks are looking rosy for a trio of the top teams, making our selection task that bit trickier – you can’t have ‘em all.

The Strong

Liverpool

After hapless alumnus Jonjo Shelvey helped them to an eventful draw at Swansea, Liverpool now have calmer-looking waters to sail through. The next five fixtures have home games with Southampton, Crystal Palace and struggling West Brom peppered with away ties in the north east against Newcastle and

Sunderland.

Facing such favourable fixtures in their current form may have some managers cursing the three per club selection rule. The hugely popular Simon Mignolet could well be set for handsome returns and while we’ve yet to see the defence settle down in light of injuries and new faces, Jose Enrique looks good for his spot and new boy Mamadou Sakho will be hoping to retain his starting berth at the expense of veteran Kolo Toure. At 4.4 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Andre Wisdom got the nod at right-back at the Liberty but a shaky display perhaps raises question marks over his role in Brendan Rodgers’ XI.

Further up the field, Daniel Sturridge has scored in every game so far and just as the sun sets on Philippe Coutinho’s appeal, loanee Victor Moses has jumped into the midfield reckoning to request a share of our budget – at 6.2 with a good chance of keeping his place on the left, he’s easy on the wallet with proven Premier League pedigree and has already opened his Reds’ account. Finally, anti-hero Luis Suarez is itching for a return to the side, serving the last game of his suspension this weekend before presumably facing Sunderland at the Stadium of Light in Gameweek 6. Whilst unlikely to displace Sturridge at the head of the attack, Suarez will certainly be on the field somewhere – a role in “the hole” looks likely now that Coutinho has been ruled out with the shoulder complaint that forced him off at Swansea, though he could move wide right if Rodgers shifts to a 4-3-3. Whether Suarez steals goals from Sturridge or helps him score yet more, only time will tell.

Swansea

When we first looked at the fixture list back in June, it was clear that Swansea’s opening schedule was far from pleasant. Having weathered that early storm, the Swans now enter a much kinder run, starting with a trip to Crystal Palace this weekend. Hosting Arsenal the following week may cause some to hold fire on investment until Gameweek 7 when they face Southampton, Sunderland, West Ham and Cardiff, fixtures that all offer good potential for returns at both ends.

Just as the fixture tide turns for the Swans, who should come knocking at the door to announce his services but the Fantasy legend of 2012, Miguel Pérez Cuesta or Michu to his friends. A first strike of the season against Liverpool on Monday night was a timely reminder of his talents and, while no longer a budget gem, the Spaniard could nevertheless justify his price if he hits the net with the frequency that harvested 18 goals last term. While Jonjo Shelvey won’t have enjoyed his self-inflicted lampooning at the hands of the Anfield faithful, Michael Laudrup clearly still believes in the new boy and at 5.5, he could be a budget enabler. Wilfried Bony is now down to 7.7 in FPL and could also benefit – providing he recovers from the back problem that forced him off on Monday.

In defence, Michel Vorm has the talent and fixtures to shine for those who are resisting Mignolet’s appeal. Ben Davies, another of last season’s budget gems, is 5.0 this time round and is currently nailed-on as a result of Neil Taylor’s thigh injury.

Arsenal

After an unexpected defeat at the hands of Aston Villa, Arsenal have recovered form quickly to beat two of their fellow Londoners and then pummelled Sunderland in their own backyard. The Gunners’ kind run of fixtures continues and in the next six they face Stoke and Norwich at home as well as travelling to Swansea, West Brom and Crystal Palace.

Here’s where it gets difficult – choosing three or fewer from the talent on offer. Olivier Giroud hasn’t broken stride from his outstanding pre-season form and with four goals, one assist and nine bonus points in his pocket already, he is the very epitome of the Fantasy goldmine that is ‘form plus fixtures’. The outrageously talented Mesut Özil looks set to justify his eye-watering price tag, while Theo Walcott was unlucky to come away from Sunderland empty-handed and his owners will be confident goals are just around the corner.

Stealing the headlines from those three, however, is Aaron Ramsey. The Welshman’s blistering season – highlighted by a well-earned brace at the Stadium of Light – has earned him over 255,000 new owners this week alone – a bandwagon of epic proportions.

Defensively, Arsenal’s only clean sheet has come in their hardest fixture (Tottenham) but if ever there was a time to back their traditionally resilient defence, it is surely now. Despite starting three of the first four, many feel that Carl Jenkinson’s days are numbered, with Bacary Sagna perhaps favourite to return to the right-back berth following a stint in the centre. The return of Thomas Vermaelen offers alternatives to Per Mertesacker and Laurent Koscielny at centre-half but the Belgian faces a battle to earn starts.

Tottenham

Andre Villas-Boas’ side have inched their way to three victories in four and their new-look team is showing unmistakeable signs of gelling. That progress will be given every chance to continue with a kind run of fixtures including home games against West Ham and Hull as well as away days at Cardiff (this weekend) and Aston Villa. A home encounter against Chelsea in Gameweek 6 is the only imminent fly in the ointment.

Spanish hitman Roberto Soldado has yet to score from open play in the Premier League. Penalty duties have kept his owners “satisfied” so far but it’s clear that this is far from his own failing, a lack of supply being the chief cause. Many will be hopeful that that is set to change. Few can have missed Christian Eriksen’s livewire debut performance against Norwich and with Erik Lamela waiting in the wings, the writing is on the wall for an upturn in Spurs’ goal output.

Just one strike conceded in four games and the fewest shots against by any team tells a remarkable success story for the Spurs defence. Kyle Walker and Jan Vertonghen look assured of their places, though while Michael Dawson has so far offered a budget route into this lucrative defence, acclaimed new signing Vlad Chiriches will be pushing him hard once he has sorted the work permit red tape and established match fitness.

Man United

Many had earmarked this run of fixtures for investment in United and aside from a short trip to their Manchester rivals, it’s easy to see why. Home games against West Brom, Southampton and Stoke with trips to Sunderland and Fulham look profitable for a certain under the radar Dutch striker. But, inevitably, it’s not as simple as that; Wayne Rooney appears to be on the verge of a renaissance under his old mentor and these fixtures can only facilitate that upturn in form. Antonio Valencia, apparently in favour under the David Moyes regime, looks to be the joker in the pack – he’s on offer as an intriguing midfield option for 7.5 in the FPL.

Defensive returns look all but assured, too: Rio Ferdinand seems to be in favour but extra funds buys the added security of starts from captain Nemanja Vidic. Shell out a further 0.5 in the FPL and you can own Patrice Evra, who is showing a great deal of attacking intent and is perhaps the most secure member of the United backline.

Also Consider…

Chelsea

Another London team whose gears aren’t quite meshing right now, Chelsea’s absurd wealth of talent need either a shot in the arm or a kick up the proverbial. Home games against Fulham and Cardiff either side of a showdown with Spurs and a trip to Norwich may give them the opportunity to find some form. The profusion of options at Jose Mourinho’s disposal, combined with Champions League duties, will inevitably result in rotation and Fantasy managers need to stay wary. At the back, Petr Cech, Branislav Ivanovic, Ashley Cole and John Terry have started all four games but further up the field, only Eden Hazard and Ramires can make the same boast. The latter looks nailed-on for the start against Fulham as he misses out in tonight’s European tie through suspension.

The Weak

Sunderland

Fans of Paolo Di Canio’s entertaining displays of raw emotion could be in for a treat as Sunderland face a stern test in the coming weeks. Traditionally a side that are best banked on for their home games, the Wearsiders host Liverpool and Man United in the next four, in between away games at West Brom and Swansea. Investment there isn’t helped by the fact that not one of their players has so far stood out as a Fantasy asset, though Adam Johnson’s displays have shown promise, as highlighted by his members area statistics. Fantasy managers have largely ignored the Black Cats and that’s not likely to change given their schedule.

Norwich

The Canaries’ start to the season has been a mixed bag, despite being handed relatively favourable fixtures to open their campaign. Their next six look less enticing; after hosting Aston Villa and travelling to Stoke, they then face three of last year’s top four – hardly a favourable prospect for right-back Steven Whittaker’s 21% of FPL owners. With mid-price assets such as Robert Snodgrass and Ricky Van Wolfswinkel yet to find form and struggling to hold their FPL value, such a run will give Fantasy managers time to assess their potential, before three tasty home games in five, starting with Cardiff’s visit to Carrow Road in Gameweek 9.

murph
22-09-2013, 15:46
Never one to whinge, obviously, but OMG, I am getting my excuses in early

No RVP - Injured, No Walcott -ill, Benteke off injured and Lampard gets 11 minutes

Wildcard played and son gloating ......NOT HAPPY!

Has anyone ever got Minus points before ? :D

Roll on next week!

COL NIL SATIS
24-09-2013, 23:17
Never one to whinge, obviously, but OMG, I am getting my excuses in early

No RVP - Injured, No Walcott -ill, Benteke off injured and Lampard gets 11 minutes

Wildcard played and son gloating ......NOT HAPPY!

Has anyone ever got Minus points before ? :D

Roll on next week!

Full weekly update for our Tenerife Fantasy football Leagues will be up tomorrow guys (Wednesday night) still on these lates at min,it was a mad weekend of footie that one,some major shocks in the H2Hs and bizarre scoring across the whole leagues....Loads of unexpected injuries in warm ups that saw the fantasy football Scout site go in into meltdown on Sunday,Seems like a lot of the major players in the big teams are yet to find their feet this season.....Watch this space,it'll be a good un !!! :tiphat:
henry

COL NIL SATIS
25-09-2013, 22:19
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 5

GAMEWEEK 5 was a really strange gameweek with 2 of the top 5 selected players in Fantasy football both pulling out of there respective games with injuries late late on Sunday afternoon (RVP and Walcott) this really put a spanner into the works and unsettled a lot of teams --- Benches came to the fore more than any other gameweek i have known,so a strong bench became essential in this gameweek.... The Average score came out at 47 points which again i thought looked quite high but i think a lot of these points came off peoples benches --- Our top scorers were Pleased to Michu who scored a staggering 83 pts,next up Kone with the wind came home with 68 pts,Texas Knights hit 67 pts,my own mob scored 66 pts and finally Bath a Loner scored 63 pts ---All way above average them scores guys,hats off to all.:tiphat:

The top of the Classic league changed around quite a bit with Koneheads going top for this week,Als Ultras jumped up to 2nd spot with Callao Kings dropping to 3rd,CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS went upto 4th with Murphs Marauders going down to 5th,Pleased to Michu goes up into 6th spot.

At the wrong end of the table Tonys Tigers had a poor week slipping into the drop zone with only The Untouchables and SpartacusWoofWoofs below him......Need to get some big scores going guys and try clamber up that table.

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE

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The head to head league now has only one player still with a 100% win ratio and that is my own Koneheads who saw off a classy Bumble Fc(62 -53) cracking game that one (unlucky steve mate) other close games were the tykesters 51-45 SpartacusWoofWoofs and Red Bullets who defeated Average by 48-47.Still early days in the Head to heads with many cracking batlles still yet to come....We do however still have one team who has yet to register a single point and that is SpartacusWoofWoofs :(

It looks real tight in the top 6 though and it is bunching up quite nicely in there....

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW5 AND FIXTURES GW6

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So Gameweek 6 will soon be on the Horizon and it is now all to play for in the Tenerife Classic and Head to Heads League ,i will bang up a frisking the fixtures edit from the Scout on Thursday night for all members to have a look over ---Best of luck for the oncoming Gameweek guys,over and out for now.....http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif.html)

Steve 4
26-09-2013, 13:49
Cheers for the update and analysis, as ever. But especially this week.

COL NIL SATIS
26-09-2013, 18:37
FRISKING THE FIXTURES GAMEWEEK 6

A frustrating week for many Fantasy managers has passed and with it another notch on the fixture ticker. Our map of plain sailing and choppy waters has moved around a little to reveal a particular Spanish midfielder, as well as continued rosy prospects for a trio of the top four teams.

The Strong

Man United

David Moyes’ boys will be licking their wounds and plotting a comeback after being given a good schooling by City. With three home games in four against West Brom, Southampton and Stoke as well as trips to Paolo Di Canio-less Sunderland and Fulham, United’s Fantasy prospects look appealing as they attempt to get their title defence back on track.

Robin Van Persie’s owners will be hopeful of a swift return from his unwelcome groin injury to spearhead the recovery, while in-form Wayne Rooney offers a cheaper way into the champions’ attack, with the Dutchman rated as only having an ”outside chance” of making the weekend clash against the Baggies.

In the middle of the park, Antonio Valencia looks to have his manager’s faith and, before the Manchester derby at least, seemed to have regained some of the potent form that made him near-essential for parts of the season before last. West Brom, Southampton, Stoke and Fulham are all ranked in the bottom ten teams for shots on goal, providing as much reason as you need for buying into United’s defence. Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra are the least and most expensive options respectively but captain Nemanja Vidic is the Watchlist choice by way of his bonus point potential; he is top of the Bonus Point System table on Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for United defenders.

Swansea

A home clash with Arsenal isn’t the best fixture in the world, but as lowly Fulham and Sunderland found, the Gunners backline can be breached. Following that, a run of three home games (SUN, WHM, STO) ought to be profitable, whilst visits to Southampton and Cardiff will hold no fear for Laudrup and his men.

Fantasy legend Michu has recently sparked into life, with three goals in three games in all competitions, the stage is set for an encore. With several strong striker options available, and Wilfried Bony yet to live up to his billing, few managers will be willing to punt on the Ivorian over his midfield team-mate, despite the saving. Jonjo Shelvey is an intriguing budget punt for those managers looking for a rather extreme differential. Defensively, Angel Rangel is the Watchlist choice; whilst Ben Davies is showing slightly better numbers, his place may be threatened by Neil Taylor’s return from injury this week. Michel Vorm has proved himself more than capable between the sticks and could be a viable alternative to Simon Mignolet.

Liverpool

Another team looking to return to winning ways, Liverpool certainly have the fixtures in their favour. Home games against Crystal Palace, West Brom and Fulham look fruitful at both ends of the pitch, as do trips to Newcastle and Sunderland. Mesut Özil et al at the Emirates will provide a stern defensive test but investors in Liverpool’s attack will take heart from the fact that Arsenal have failed to shut out two of their three visitors so far this term.

Simon Mignolet, now the most owned player in the game, needs no further explication here. Budget friendly Kolo Toure continues to oscillate in apparent Fantasy value; “Hold if you have him, avoid for now if you don’t” appears to be the best advice there. The surprise omission of Jose Enrique against Southampton means no single defender has started every game for the Reds, an annoyance for those looking to invest. Further up field, the return from suspension of troubled genius Luis Suarez coincides with Daniel Sturridge’s first blank to bring the Uruguayan onto our radars as a very enticing differential. In midfield, the prolonged absence of Brazilian playmaker Philippe Coutinho shines a favourable light on Victor Moses.

Arsenal

Top of the Premier League, Arsenal are in full flight. Although three of their next four games are away from home, the fixtures still hold promise: between them, in their eight home games, Swansea, West Brom and Crystal Palace have conceded 13 goals with just a single shut-out, whilst a home game against Norwich is sure to bring investment the Gunners way.

The in-form Aaron Ramsey continues his improbable rise to ascendency and while there is some scepticism surrounding the longevity of his current strike-rate, there is no doubt that he is currently offering spectacular value for money. “King of the Assist” Mesut Özil clearly has every intention of living up to his moniker, while Theo Walcott’s owners are quickly making their excuses and moving the winger on after today’s injury update. Olivier Giroud’s owners are unlikely to be deterred over last Sunday’s blank, while at the back, Per Mertesacker seems the weapon of choice – with clean sheets far less abundant than goals scored for the Gunners, though, defence is perhaps not the best area of investment.

Tottenham

A 1-0 win in Cardiff was the third time in five matches Andre Villas-Boas’ side have registered such a result. Reading these scorelines in isolation would not encourage much positivity but delving just a little deeper shows far more promise, with a burgeoning attack kept at bay only by gloved heroics. Potentially poised to inflict some serious damage, then, Spurs’ upcoming fixtures could hardly be more conducive to highlighting their offensive capabilities.

Roberto Soldado has been testing the patience of his owners but with four goal attempts against Cardiff alone, he look set to come good sooner rather than later. New boys Christian Eriksen and Erik Lamela are the headline acts in midfield, but had their show stolen by Paulinho last time out. The Brazilian is an intriguing option, Fantasy-wise; ostensibly defensive by trade, he’s clearly more of a box-to-box type; with a penchant for unexpected potshots, his price could make him a canny acquisition.

Tottenham’s hugely resilient defence warrants investment with or without these fixtures. Jan Vertonghen is the money-no-object target of choice, with goals aplenty in his locker and only once so far failing to register any bonus points. But money is an object and many will accept the lower goal threat of Kyle Walker, or even the budget charms of Michael Dawson, though with much-lauded Vlad Chiriches waiting in the wings to stake a claim to a centre back position, managers should be wary.

Also consider …

Southampton

Widely tipped to be this season’s over-achievers, Southampton have yet to really get going. Up net, though, are four home games (CPL SWA, FUL, HUL) in the next six to help light their fire. In a similar vein to Soldado, Rickie Lambert has offered plenty threat without quite delivering. Between the sticks, Artur Boruc’s budget appeal continues to flourish with these fixtures. Luke Shaw and Nathaniel Clyne seem to have recovered from injury to take their places in the first team but it’s Dejan Lovren who’s stolem the limelight with a goal and seven bonus points already.

THE WEAK

West Brom

After a 3-0 win hammered the final nail in the coffin of Paolo Di Canio’s Sunderland career, Steve Clarke’s side now face an unenviable mountain climb towards greener fixtures. In the next six games they take trips to Man United, Liverpool and Chelsea and also host table-toppers Arsenal. Slight relief by way of games against Stoke and Palace do little to sweeten the medicine. In light of this, only the most ardent suitors of new arrival Stephane Sessegnon will take the plunge now and their goalscoring defenders Liam Ridgewell and Gareth McAuley are hard to recommend. With not one of their strikers managing to find the net so far, the Baggies appear to be a no-go area, at least until their fixtures ease up around Gameweek 12.

Be wary of…

Norwich

With just one goal in four games, faith in Norwich’s attack has never been lower. To compound Chris Hughton’s problems, they face a formidable short term fixture list, with ties against Chelsea, Arsenal and Man City in the next four – given that Seb Bassong is a doubt with a hamstring problem, clean sheets looks hard to come by. Those considering the likes of Robert Snodgrass or summer buys Ricky van Wolfswinkel and Gary Hooper will be hoping for an upturn in form from Gameweek 11 onwards.

West Ham

The Hammers’ only home game in the next four is against Man City, which sounds a warning to owners of cut-price pick James Collins. With away games at Hull, Tottenham and Swansea also up next, it’s hard to make a case for investment anywhere in Sam Allardyce’s side. In fact, looking purely at the fixtures, one could almost make a case for writing off the Hammers’ appeal until the January wildcard, at which point they embark upon an eye-catching stretch of profitable-looking games.

Crystal Palace

With a single win so far, Ian Holloway’s team now face three away games in the next five which will test their mettle. Trips to Southampton and Liverpool are followed by home games against Fulham and Arsenal and, as the treatment room piles up with injury concerns, it looks like Palace are in for a rough ride. The likes of Danny Gabbidon will struggle to produce points for his 4.7% owners, while those few brave souls who took a punt on Marouane Chamakh may want to look elsewhere.

Aston Villa

The silver lining for owners of injury-doubt Christian Benteke is that Villa now enter a period of unpleasant fixtures. With Man City, Tottenham and Everton in the next four, many had already earmarked this week as the week to say farewell to the Belgian, injury or not. With Villa showing little defensive resolve so far, the already low stock of their defence takes another knock. Most will choose to steer clear before a trip to Cardiff in Gameweek 11 signals the start of a nicer patch for Paul Lambert’s men.

Steve 4
26-09-2013, 18:55
Very welcome Steve,i was well impressed with your teams performance last week ,that was an awesome score mate...Nice one :)

Like so many of us, Captain van Persie's late drop looked like it was going to poop all over the gameweek. But Vice Captain Aguero filled RVP's boots, as it were. I got lucky with that. Then, for once, my normally strong bench points didn't go to complete waste. Now watch me get 20 points next gameweek.

COL NIL SATIS
26-09-2013, 18:59
Like so many of us, Captain van Persie's late drop looked like it was going to poop all over the gameweek. But Vice Captain Aguero filled RVP's boots, as it were. I got lucky with that. Then, for once, my normally strong bench points didn't go to complete waste. Now watch me get 20 points next gameweek.

HAHA,as they say it certainly is a funny old game.:goodluck:

COL NIL SATIS
27-09-2013, 23:02
Playing BarryCaribeCelt in the Head to head tomorrow,best of luck mucka :) Hopefully it'll be a close encounter :tiphat:

CaribeCelt
28-09-2013, 00:18
Hopefully,but I think you'll walk it.

COL NIL SATIS
01-10-2013, 22:42
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW6

GAMEWEEK 6 is now over and that was some gameweek that,some epic games over the 3 days with a lot of the inform players finally coming to the points party ---The Gameweek average came out at 44 points which looked beatable and a lot of the Tenerife Classic members did just that---Our top scorers for this GW were Tenerife Ultras who came in with a mammoth 73 pts,Redundant GoonerMug and SpartacusWoofWoofs both hit 71 pts (well impressed with these 2 scores seeing as they had both struggled early doors) Koneheads hit a solid 70 pts other big scorers were Redallstars with 69 pts and Bumble Fc 68 pts...(Superb scores as always guys,very well done indeed) :tiphat:

Top 6 of the Classic table changed about just a tad,the top 3 all remained as is with Koneheads,the ultras and Callao Kings all looking in good form,the main mover at the moment is Pleased to Michu who has now moved into 4th spot and his team is scoring solidly as of late,Bath a Loner goes into 5th spot with the tykesters getting himself into the top 6 this week...

At the foot of the table it is looking ominous for the H family with both Austin ice bats and Texas Knights in the bottom 3,Tonys Tigers are now rooted...But as was seen last week one big score can sky rocket any of these teams out of that zone as SpartacusWoofWoofs showed with his fab Gw score...
TEAM OF THE WEEK ---SPARTACUSWOOFWOOFS :tiphat:

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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The HEAD to HEADS threw up some really interesting results with Texas Knights outscoring Murphs Marauders 47-45,Bumble Fc had a good gameweek overcoming Untouchables 68-62 and another game which looked a belter was The Ultras v the tykesters which the Ultras won 73-61 ---All good stuff in the H2Hs this season.

The leader and still on a 100% win record(6 from 6) is the Koneheads who saw off a gutsy Caribe Celtic (66-33),it is bunching up closely in the top 6 though and a lot still to play for ,it is also nice to see now that all teams have at least one win,which is great....Some enticing fixtures coming up this gameweek in the H2Hs.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GAMEWEEK 6 AND H2H FIXTURES GW 7

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Some cracking fixtures coming up this weekend so i will make sure i get some info up from the Scout ahead of those games including the weekly Frisking the fixtures edit,have a good gameweek guys and keep enjoying your Fantasy Football,over and out for nowhttp://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

Steve 4
02-10-2013, 00:07
Cracking Monday night game - exhibition stuff in the first half. The goal celebration, though - Lukaku finally picked up the call from Michu.

COL NIL SATIS
02-10-2013, 21:04
Cracking Monday night game - exhibition stuff in the first half. The goal celebration, though - Lukaku finally picked up the call from Michu.

Certainly was Steve,for some reason lately all of these Monday night games are turning into absolute corkers.Just wished Everton had kept up the pressure from the 1st half but Newcastle came back superbly tbf....Was in two minds as to whether to put Lukaku captain for the gameweek but changed my mind late on and went with Rooney....GAHHH!

COL NIL SATIS
03-10-2013, 23:08
FRISKING THE FIXTURES GW7

The Swans fly to the top of this week’s refresh with a hugely favourable set of fixtures on the horizon. Elsewhere, while back-to-back defeats and a stuttering gear box cause us to doubt United’s appeal, there’s no questioning that the schedule remains strong for David Moyes’ troubled outfit…

THE STRONG

Swansea

The Swans and their fans can breathe a sigh of relief as a stormy opening to the season is finally over and a prolonged spell of clement weather beckons. All of their next six fixtures seem potentially prosperous but home games against Sunderland, West Ham and Stoke look particularly appealing. They’ve won two of their three away games this season too, meaning that trips to Southampton, Cardiff and Fulham will hold little fear.

In pole position for our attentions for this scheduling boon is Michu. The Spaniard has scored in three of the last four games in all competitions and it looks quite likely that Fantasy managers will be craving his services in droves before long. Michel Vorm continues to offer a viable alternative to Simon Mignolet between the sticks, while Ben Davies is giving it his all to fend off the challenge from Neil Taylor: with two goals and two clean sheets to his name already, a gamble on the youngster could pay off handsomely. Pablo Hernandez is nearing a return from injury and could offer a mid-price route into Laudrup’s midfield – a goal and two assists in three appearances highlights his early-season form.

Man United

Defeat at home to West Brom was arguably more damaging to United’s credibility than the previous week’s mauling by City. Even so, the more level-headed pundits would say that the current ‘Crisis at Old Trafford’ hyperbole is rather premature. David Moyes will be hoping to prove them right and has the fixtures on his side to do so. In the next four games, United play host to Southampton and Stoke and have trips to Sunderland and Fulham, fixtures that look primed for returns at both ends of the pitch.

Rested for an hour of the Baggies match, Robin van Persie is still the luxury United asset of choice. The 10% of Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers who have lost faith recently could be made to pay dearly if the Dutchman hits top form, while Wayne Rooney stays hot on his heels for our attention after scoring in each of the last three Gameweeks. United’s midfield continues to offer scant reward but the defence ought to profit from these fixtures. Moyes’ decision to rest both Nemanja Vidic and Patrice Evra against the Baggies means Rio Ferdinand is the only defender to start every Premier League game for the Reds, though most would expect the pair to return to the fold after United’s unconvincing display in the 2-1 defeat.

Tottenham

With last week’s Chelsea showdown out of the way, Tottenham’s fixtures look primed for investment. Home games against West Ham, Hull and Newcastle are especially mouthwatering and Andre Villas-Boas will be hoping his team can use them as a springboard for an upturn in goal-scoring. Although they’ve proved extremely solid at the back, their Gareth Bale-funded star acquisitions have yet to really ignite in front of goal thus far. They will need that to have changed by the time they visit Everton and City in Gameweeks 10 and 12 respectively.

Roberto Soldado has proven a test too stern for the patience of many of his owners and with several other strikers delivering on their promise, he is being shed en masse. The Spaniard’s talent is beyond doubt, though, and his remaining owners could well be rewarded by this schedule, while fellow new signings Christian Eriksen and Erik Lamela will also be looking to kickstart slow starts to their Spurs careers. Fantasy legend turned Fantasy flop, Gylfi Sigurdsson, is seeing something of a renaissance; three goals in three games seems to have earned him the left flank role but with so many midfield options, rotation looms always. The back four are possibly the most interesting to Fantasy managers, presenting a smorgasbord of value propositions. At 5.1 Michael Dawson continues to maintain his starting berth; spend another 0.9 for the assist potential of Kyle Walker or a further 1.0 for the extra goal potential of Bonus Point friendly Jan Vertonghen, though the attacking threat that harvested five strikes last year has yet to materialize.

Arsenal

Holding firm at the top of the table, despite a profusion of injuries, Arsene Wenger may be privately doing a little “I told you so” dance towards his critics. Arsenal look full of goals right now and their short term fixture list looks set to facilitate that. Trips to West Brom and Crystal Palace straddle a home game against Norwich, games that may even see them keep their second clean sheet of the season. The fly in the ointment is that these are followed by two tricky games, home against Liverpool followed by a visit to Old Trafford.

The “prolific” Aaron Ramsey was at it again last week to keep the pedal of his bandwagon firmly to the metal. Four assists in three league games is keeping Mesut Özil’s stock high whilst a slight downturn in Olivier Giroud’s attacking figures probably won’t deter many of his owners – both returned to scoring form in the midweek Champions League win over Napoli to strengthen their appeal. Interest in Arsenal’s defence is understandably low but for anyone looking to defy the trends and invest, Kieran Gibbs has been roaming up the wing with menace, whilst both Per Mertesacker and Bacary Sagna have both compensated for low clean sheet returns with a goal apiece.

Liverpool

Luis Suarez’ return from suspension seems to have steadied the Anfield ship after a brief wobble against Southampton. The fixture list continues to smile on Brendan Rodgers and his crew, with home games against Crystal Palace, West Brom and Fulham set to keep Fantasy interest high. Trips to Arsenal and Everton in Gameweeks 10 and 12 may be a little tricky but for now the grass is green.

Announcing his Premier League comeback with a brace, Luis Suarez will be on many a radar and is accordingly top of the captaincy poll for this week. Strike partner Daniel Sturridge was not to be outdone against Sunderland and he has many Fantasy managers twisting themselves in knots trying to figure out which, if not both, of these options to acquire. On-loan Victor Moses is still the most promising midfielder from the side, at least until Philippe Coutinho recovers from injury. The backline is more difficult to predict as Rodgers moves from a 4-2-3-1 to a 3-4-1-2 formation. Kolo Toure, Martin Skrtel and Mamadou Sakho are the back three of choice as Daniel Agger nurses the knock that forced him off against Southampton, though Jose Enrique’s move to the left of midfield heightens his appeal as an out of position prospect.

ALSO CONSIDER

Stoke

Despite a lacklustre display against Norwich last time out, it’s fair to say that Mark Hughes has transformed Stoke into a team capable of more dimensions of play than Tony Pulis ever did. He’ll be hoping to capitalize on a medium-term fixture list that presents opportunities at both ends of the pitch. An away date with Man United in Gameweek 9 is obviously problematic but that’s nestled between home games with West Brom, Southampton and Sunderland, in addition to visits to Swansea and struggling Fulham. Marc Wilson is the cut-price defensive pick of choice, currently playing in central midfield. Further forward, Marko Arnautovic presents an intriguing differential but will need to up his game from his last showing to inspire faith.

Aston Villa

Having rewritten the form book to turn Man City over, Aston Villa may be looked upon again as a side with something to offer. A decent fixture list beckons, with games against Hull, West Ham, Cardiff and West Brom, marred only by home games against Tottenham and Everton. Most managers will be awaiting the return of Belgian goal-machine Christian Benteke as their entry into Villa’s schedule but with a goal and assist in the triumph over City, Leandro Bacuna could prove a cut-price option if Lambert continues with a 3-5-2 formation. Classified as a midfielder across the Fantasy games, Bacuna’s appeal would be dented by a move back to a four-man defence – Lambert has been fielding him as a right-back instead of Matt Lowton in recent matches.

Chelsea

Not scoring quite as freely as Jose Mourinho would have hoped, Chelsea are nevertheless not to be underestimated. With away games against United and Tottenham now dispensed with, they enter a period of favourable fixtures – home games against Cardiff and West Brom, allied with visits to Norwich, West Ham and Newcastle, should inspire confidence of Fantasy returns at either end of the field. Jose Mourinho’s teams are notoriously tight, defensively and investment looks set to pick up there; John Terry has emerged as the choice pick and at just 6.1 could prove good value. Rotation is rife up front but Oscar is the leading points corer for the Blues and Mourinho has made comments to the effect that the little Brazilian is first choice for the number 10 role. Juan Mata’s recent resurgence is worth monitoring – down to 9.6 in FPL, he’s been talked up by Mourinho after a couple of impressive displays, while Samuel Eto’o will surely benefit if Fernando Torres is ruled out with the knee injury that forced him off against Steaua Bucharest on Tuesday.

AL JAY
03-10-2013, 23:32
Great update that Col, got me thinking! Do you have the other side of the coin as in the weak?

COL NIL SATIS
03-10-2013, 23:35
Great update that Col, got me thinking! Do you have the other side of the coin as in the weak?

Yep,it wouldn't let me add the whole lot Al,but here is the WEAK teams for GW7


THE WEAK

Norwich

Despite some mixed opening performances, Chris Hughton’s side sit in the relative comfort of mid-table after Sunday’s win at Stoke. They may need it, though; up next are games against Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal in the next four. Such fixtures will dampen any enthusiasm, although home clashes with Cardiff and West Ham may be worth holding a Canary on the bench for. In defence, Michael Turner is the only defender to have started every game. One-time budget punt of choice Nathan Redmond is injured, while Robert Snodgrass has failed to live up to pre-season expectations. For the very brave, Ricky van Wolfswinkel seems to have his manager’s faith, though the sober choice is surely to wait until Gameweek 11, at least, when this short passage of thorny fixtures comes to an end.

West Ham

It’s not unfair to say that West Ham have held limited Fantasy appeal so far this season. James Collins has been the second most popular Hammers asset behind stalwart Kevin Nolan but the former’s surprise omission for James Tomkins last week leaves a hole in 6% of squads. In light of the upcoming fixtures, though, he should already have been on the chopping block; with Tottenham, Chelsea and Man City in the next six games, the Hammers will need to be at the very top of their resilient game. For Sam Allardyce, a haul of two goals in five games highlights just why he’s desperate for the return of injured Andy Carroll, though the fixture list remains mostly unkind until the second half of the season, which may deter investment.

West Brom

The Baggies will obviously be rejoicing at their giant-slaying antics last weekend but they’re far from out the woods. Although games against Stoke and Crystal Palace hold some appeal, they face Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea in the next five gameweeks. Morgan Amalfitano and Stephane Sessegnon blinked onto our radars with impressive performance against Man United, but their appeal is surely curtailed for now with those opponents. Suitors of those assets may wish to check their urges until Gameweek 15 when a splendid run of five appealing fixtures in six games begins for Steve Clarke’s side.

BE WARY OF

Crystal Palace

Just about the most predictable opponent in the Premier League so far, a cynic might say that The Eagles are of most value to Fantasy managers as captaincy magnets. With Liverpool, Arsenal and Everton in the next six games, owners of Suarez, Giroud and Romelu Lukaku will be hoping for a bumper harvest. The fixture list does ease up for them around Gameweek 12 though, and Gameweek 14 marks the start of three appealing looking home games in four. Budget defender Danny Gabbidon could be a canny acquisition for that period.

Man City

Having tasted defeat at Villa last weekend, City need to get back to winning ways quickly. Unfortunately that task is made a little harder by the arrival of three tricky-looking fixtures in the next six games: Everton, Chelsea and Tottenham. That mix is sweetened slightly by ties against West Ham, Norwich and Sunderland but owners of City’s heavily-rotated forwards may feel that this is the last straw and could be moved to part company with them. Whilst David Silva is reportedly fit for the Champions League clash with Bayern, managers may wish to wait until this storm has passed to invest in the wee Spaniard.

Newcastle

Despite a spirited near-comeback against Everton on Monday evening, Alan Pardew will need to eradicate the “disturbing” aspects of his team’s defensive display as a matter of some urgency to avoid serious damage in the upcoming difficult fixtures. A pair of heavyweight visitors to Tyneside in Liverpool and Chelsea will be hard to contend with and with a trip to Tottenham also on the horizon, admirers of Loic Remy’s goalscoring form may be persuaded to look elsewhere for now. Hatem Ben Arfa’s owners will also be concerned after he was hauled off at half-time in the Goodison loss – clearly, Pardew will have no issues with replacing his playmaker if Ben Arfa fails to up his work-rate.

AL JAY
03-10-2013, 23:40
Ta Col *takes notes* :crazy::wow::whistle::D:respect:

COL NIL SATIS
10-10-2013, 18:43
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW7

WOW!!That was a tough gw that one,it felt like pulling teeth at times trying to get points on the board but these GWS won't always have massive scores,the midfielders at the moment are really struggling so to come out of this gw with a decent score took some doing,the Average score came out at a season low 36 points but we did get players beating that score quite comfortably so hat's off to them --Redundant Gooner Mug was our top scorer with a cracking 54 points,Tenerife Ultras stayed rock solid with an impressive 52 pts,Moyesmanmiracles scored 51 pts and Murphs Marauders came home with 48 pts....Really impressive scores them guys :)

The top 6 of the classic league sees us with a new leader -- (Tenerife Ultras) ----Al goes top knocking the Koneheads down to 2nd spot,Callao Kings and Pleased to Michu stay 3rd and 4th repectively,Murphs Marauders goes up one spot to 5th with Bath a Loner down 1 to 6th.

At the foot of the table there was no change with the bottom 3 all becoming slightly marooned at the min.:o

TEAM OF THE WEEK --- Redundant Gooner Mug :tiphat:

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The head to head league saw Koneheads lose his 100% win record after a loss to the impressive Callao Kings 41-37,Tenerife Ultras went top with a 52-41 win over SpartacusWoofWoofs,other games of note were Bumble Fc beating CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS 45-29 and Murphs Marauders getting a solid 48-40 win over The Untouchables.

So the Ultras take over top spot with 6 wins from 7,followed closely by Koneheads and Bumble Fc,Murph kept his 4th spot with Going Down and Callao Kings 5th and 6th-----At the foot of the table SpartacusWoofWoofs are in quite a bit of danger with only 1 win from 7....hmmmmmmm

Hotting up quite nicely the H2H'S

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GAMEWEEK 7 AND FIXTURES GW8 BELOW

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We now go into yet another blank weekend with the International break again upon us ,bit of a pain to be honest but it does give us some time to take stock of our teams,i will post up some info from the Scout over the next couple of days and will be keeping a close eye on injuries that come out of these International games....Have a good weekend guys,over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
16-10-2013, 20:07
FRISKING THE FIXTURES GW8

The Swans fly high in this week’s fixture refresh as Michael Laudrup’s men prepare for a run which looks prosperous at both ends of the pitch. Their Welsh neighbours Cardiff have less reason for optimism, while, having steady the ship, Alan Pardews looks set for a testing time in the weeks to come.

THE STRONG

Swansea

Despite defeat at Southampton last time out, interest in the Swans is surely set to pick up ahead of a delicious run of fixtures that look bountiful for Fantasy managers. The next four hold particular appeal, with three home games against Sunderland, West Ham and Stoke – teams who have, bar the odd anomaly, traveled badly this season – plus a trip to compatriots Cardiff, sandwiched in between the latter two fixtures.

At the back, doubts over Ashley Williams and Ben Davies make Chico look the most secure option, though Michel Vorm offers extra save point potential for those who feel the possible injury lay-offs may dent the Swans’ resilience. Certainly, Michu is the obvious attacking outlet, though Pablo Hernandez is edging towards a return from injury – along with Wilfried Bony, he looks a real differential, though question marks still remain over the Ivorian’s security of starts as Laudrup juggles his squad with one eye on European commitments.

Chelsea

Beaten only by Everton so far, Jose Mourinho’s side have nevertheless failed to set the Fantasy world alight in the manner we might have expected. That could all change as they embark upon a prolonged spell of prosperous looking fixtures, with a home clash against City the only thorn on the rose. In the next six Gameweeks they host matches against Cardiff, West Brom and Southampton and travel to Newcastle and West Ham.

The trouble, as ever with this season’s Chelsea, is picking players with game time guaranteed. Fernando Torres’ injury leaves Samuel Eto’o and Demba Ba to duke it out for the striker spot and both will be hoping to open their accounts for the season. Owners of the Blues’ top scoring forward, Oscar, are sweating over a small injury sustained on international duty. As highlighted by Part 2 of our Breaking the Template article, Andre Schürrle could be an intriguing differential having emerged as a regular for Mourinho, while Ramires, despite failing to produce any returns, has very strong underlying stats worth considering. A Chelsea defender looks near-essential for this period and thankfully rotation has been much less problematic here. Branislav Ivanovic and John Terry have both played 90 minutes of every Premier League game though for a more extreme differential, David Luiz has only missed one game since returning to fitness.

Man United

Rescued from a third straight defeat by young Adnan Januzaj on his first league start at Sunderland last time out, United still have the fixtures to climb out of their mid-table ignominy. Next up is back-to-back home games against Southampton and Stoke, followed by a trip to misfiring Fulham to prepare them for the sterner tests of Tottenham and Arsenal. With these fixtures, Fantasy managers will be hopeful of points at the back and up front and, for the first time since the 2011/12 season, perhaps even in midfield, if David Moyes keeps faith in the young Belgian.

Rio Ferdinand’s injury makes Nemanja Vidic the most attractive of United’s centre backs, though Patrice Evra has been more than justifying the extra outlay. Januzaj is yet another budget midfielder worth a punt while Robin van Persie’s diminishing number of owners will have been overjoyed with Friday’s hat-trick for the Netherlands; that could be just provide the jump-start for his faltering season and see him prove his value over Wayne Rooney in the weeks to come.

Everton

Despite losing their unbeaten record at City, the Toffees are still in fine form. Roberto Martinez’ men have the fixtures to return to winning ways, with a home clash against Hull and trips to Villa and Palace in the next four, while the visit of Stoke also lessens the blows of showdowns with Spurs and Liverpool over the upcoming six.

Flavour of the month, Romelu Lukaku, is positively incandescent right now; six goals in five games for club and country is simply impossible to overlook, with the bandwagon showing no signs of slowing over the international break. In the middle of the park, Ross Barkley has defied his doubters to finally deliver his long-promised breakthrough season; with their fixtures, he is likely to be promoted from fifth midfielder by many a manager, though Kevin Mirallas’ underlying stats indicate he’s a decent differential. At the back, Seamus Coleman’s goal in Gameweek 1 earned him a legion of early owners but since then he has been matched or outscored by every one of his defensive teammates Leighton Baines, Sylvain Distin and Phil Jagielka, with Baines now nine points clear of his fellow full-back.

ALSO CONSIDER

Arsenal – the league leaders have four strong games in the upcoming six to bolster their position at the top of the table. Home fixtures with Norwich and Southampton, allied with trips to promoted pair Palace and Cardiff help offset back-to-back showdowns with Liverpool and United over Gameweeks 10 and 11. Defensive investment looks impossible to justify given the Gunners have one clean sheet in seven, though further up the pitch, Aaron Ramey, Mesut Ozil and Olivier Giroud could soon be joined by Theo Walcott and Santi Cazorla as the treatment room is evacuated at pace to give Arsene Wenger selection headaches.

Liverpool – Brendan Rodgers’ side entertain West Brom and Fulham and travel to Newcastle and Hull over the next six as the schedule continues to smile kindly on Liverpool. Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge will be looking to maintain the form that has harvested five goals between them in the last two matches, while Fantasy managers will be hoping Rodgers continues with the recent 3-5-2 formation, affording Jose Enrique more game time as an out of position prospect on the left of midfield. The Spaniard will be hoping to retain his place ahead of fit-again Aly Cissokho, while Glen Johnson is closing in on a comeback and is now down to 5.8 as a prospect on the opposite flank.

Tottenham – Andre Villas-Boas’ side have three favourable fixtures in the next four to fall back on after the previous Gameweek’s home defeat at the hands of West Ham. A trip to Villa is followed by visits from Hull and Newcastle to the Lane, with Jan Vertonghen looking a tempting option if Spurs can find their form again. Faith in the likes of Christian Eriksen and Gylfi Sigurdsson has taken a dent, while Roberto Soldado owners will be desperate for a first-team return after he made way for Jermain Defoe last time around. Be warned, however, thinks stiffen up dramatically by Gameweek 12 with both Manchester clubs lined up at the end of November.

THE WEAK

Cardiff

If the off-field goings on aren’t enough of a distraction, Malky Mackay’s men are faced with a tough run of fixtures ahead as they look to recover from a home defeat to Newcastle. The Bluebirds have just one match in front of their own fans in the next four, though, with neighbours Swansea paying visit in Gameweek 10 (che, nor, SWA, avl).

With back-to-back visits from United and Arsenal following on from their Villa Park encounter, Cardiff have it far from easy – David Marshall’s save points look more crucial than ever, while Peter Whittingham may struggle to replicate the consistency which has harvested a goal or assist in three of the opening seven.

Newcastle

Alan Pardew’s side must steel themselves ahead of a tough run of four fixtures. The Magpies play three of the current top six over that period – Liverpool and Chelsea pay visit before a trip to Tottenham – while a Gameweek 9 clash against neighbours Sunderland, in Gus Poyet’s first home match in charge, looks far from straightforward.

Loic Remy faces a tough task to maintain the form which has harvested five goals in the last three, while faith in Hatem Ben Arfa is in rapid decline after he was dropped to the bench for the trip to Cardiff last time out.

West Brom

The Baggies short-term fixtures remain unfavourable, though with four points from games against United and Arsenal, Steve Clarke’s side are flying right now. Nevertheless, with a trip to neighbours Stoke and visits to Liverpool and Chelsea in the next four, many will be temporarily deterred from investing in the midlands outfit, in spite of an eye-catching home clash against Palace.

One clean sheet in five since Ben Foster’s lay-off highlights a lack of resilience and suggests the Baggies may need to attack to pick up anything over this schedule. Luckily, Stephane Sessegnon and Morgan Amalfitano have offered enough in recent matches to suggest they are capable of producing the points.

BE WARY OF

Hull- Steve Bruce’s side face a real task as they look to defend a four-match unbeaten run. Hull roll up to three of the top seven in the next four Gameweeks (eve, tot, SUN, sot) and with Robbie Brady still nursing a hernia problem, they are likely to toil for goals, given thee midfielder has scored or assisted four of their six strikes. Allan McGregor’s save points between the sticks look likely to come in handy here as he continues to emerge as a sound budget keeper option.

Fulham – a trip to Palace next Monday bodes well for Martin Jol’s men but after that, the schedule turns evil. Fulham then square up to Southampton, United, Liverpool and Swansea in back-to-back matches before making their way to West Ham – returns at both ends of the park look hard to come by, though Jol’s decision to bench Darren Bent may be good news for Dimitar Berbatov, with the Bulgarian seemingly set to lead the line once again. Given the fixture list, Jol will do well to remain at the Cottage by the end of November.

henry
22-10-2013, 20:39
where col nil at?? i want him to said wow the ice bats got the most points then any other team hahahaha!! a whopping 75 points!! told everyone the ice bats got a trick or two!!! hahahaha why you think the ice bats have a great Echolocation !!!
now i have to join the party for the ice bats watch out ice bats are climbing up!!!
http://youtu.be/_3EgbOwP5i8

henry
24-10-2013, 21:15
col nil ??? where is he?? why am i humming col nil where are you (scooby doo) who knows maybe get the mystery machine and the gang to find col nil!!!

COL NIL SATIS
24-10-2013, 21:18
col nil ??? where is he?? why am i humming col nil where are you (scooby doo) who knows maybe get the mystery machine and the gang to find col nil!!!This weeks update will be up in the next hour H mate... :)

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TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW8

Gameweek 8 came and went and a pretty solid gw it certainly was ---Average score came out at a pretty high 53 pts but as always we can do quite a bit better than that---Our big scorers this week were THE AUSTIN ICE BATS (Who scored a MAMMOTH) 75 pts :wow: (very well done indeed Mr H,some score that mate),Texas Knights was next up with a hefty 69 pts,other big scorers were Koneheads 65 pts and we had a trio of teams finish on 64 pts (The Untouchables/The Ultras and redallstars)...Superb scoring chaps ,nice one... :tiphat:

Top 6 of the table saw Tenerife Ultras stay top with Koneheads hot on his heels,Pleased to Michu goes up into 3rd with Callao Kings dropping one spot to 4th,Bath a Loner went up into 5th with redallstars also going up into 6th.

At the foot of the table we have Texas Knights,The Ice Bats and Tony's tigers....but all 3 players had good weeks and they have closed the gap up quite a bit on those above them....well in guys....

TEAM OF THE WEEK (GW8) --- THE AUSTIN ICE BATS :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE UPDATED

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

The Head to heads had some intriguing battles this week,The Tenerife Ultras overcame my own Koneheads mob (64-61 my hit costing me dear there..GAH),Bumble Fc kept up his impressive run of results overcoming Callao Kings (57-48) another top game was SpartacusWoofWoofs v Caribe Celt (Spartacus won it by just 2 pts 60-58) and we had our 1st drawn game with Going Down and Tonys Tigers levelling at 49 each......

Cracking stuff again in the H2HS keep it going guys....!!!!!

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW8 AND H2H FIXTURES GW9

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GAMEWEEK 9 is more or less upon us with some cracking fixtures to look forward too,i will add a frisking the fixtures sometime on Friday evening----Have a good one guys,over and out for now ---- http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

henry
24-10-2013, 22:38
told ya not to mess with the ice bats hahahaha

AL JAY
24-10-2013, 22:45
told ya not to mess with the ice bats hahahaha


Well done Big H ..... Go Ice Bats wooooooooooooooooooooom-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

COL NIL SATIS
24-10-2013, 23:47
FANTASY FOOTBALL SCOUT FRISKING THE FIXTURES GAMEWEEK 9 UPDATE

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This week’s look at the upcoming fixture list keeps the Swans firmly in the ascendency, while a certain Belgian times his return to fitness exquisitely to capitalize on favourable fixtures for Paul Lambert’s Villa.

THE STRONG

Swansea

Last time out, Swansea inaugurated their hotly-anticipated run of good fixtures by thumping Sunderland. The next six has home games against West Ham, Stoke and Newcastle, which, along with trips to Cardiff and Fulham, hold promise for goals and clean sheets aplenty. A trip to the Etihad is an irritation but that aside, the Swans look ripe for investment.

Michu’s most astonishing feat of the season – to stay off the scoresheet in a 4-0 rout of the Black Cats – won’t deter many and his underlying numbers still look good. Fit-again Pablo Hernandez stumped up a goal and two assists in the opening three games before his injury and is well priced as a differential, while up top, Wilfried Bony’s appeal was boosted after he was confirmed as penalty taker at the weekend.

At the back, there are a number of options. With doubts remaining over Ashley Williams, Chico and Angel Rangel staked claims for our consideration after both earned assists in the Sunderland hammering, Michel Vorm’s save point potential is always likely to help the Dutchman and Neil Taylor may appeal as a short-term punt after Ben Davies was ruled out for three-to-four-weeks.

Aston Villa

A valiant effort against Tottenham wasn’t enough to prevent defeat but with their talisman returning up front, Paul Lambert’s side have reason for optimism. Christian Benteke’s comeback couldn’t be timed better for Fantasy managers as Villa’s fixture schedule takes a turn for the better – home games against Everton, Cardiff and Sunderland, allied with trips to West Ham and West Brom, make for an appealing prospect.

A revelation last season, Benteke didn’t break stride over the summer and returned to score four goals in as many games before injury put his bandwagon on ice. Now down to 8.8, he looks like a real contender, despite the current profusion of in-form striking options – indeed, with an ownership now down to 12%, the Belgian holds significant appeal for those looking to shake up their three-man frontlines.

The rest of Villa’s assets are strictly differentials. At the back, Antonio Luna and Ron Vlaar are the only defenders to have played every game so far, but question marks remain over Villa’s clean sheet potential – Brad Guzan’s save points have earned him a 10-point lead over any defensive team-mate. With little on offer in midfield, Andreas Weimann, at just 6.0 in FPL, has proven a better source of points than Gabby Agbonlahor as part of the front three.

Man United

Still on the back foot after a late spoiler from Southampton, David Moyes will be hoping the kind run of fixtures help haul his team back on track. With three profitable looking games in the next four – Stoke, Fulham and Cardiff – United will be hopeful of a return to form before they face up to Arsenal, Tottenham and Everton.

Robin Van Persie gave his patient remaining managers a boost with a well-taken goal to remind us all of his potential while Wayne Rooney’s stock was kept ticking over with an assist. Adnan Januzaj’s bandwagon is still rolling after keeping his manager’s faith but at the back, injury and rotation have blighted entry into what ought to be a lucrative defence. Patrice Evra is now the most secure defender, having played all but one game. Jonny Evans has deputized recently but for now it’s hard to say whether he will nail down a regular place when Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic are both fit – with a single clean sheet in six, though, faith in United’s backline is understandably ebbing away.

Southampton

A draw at Old Trafford continued the Saints’ hugely impressive campaign. Mauricio Pochettino’s side will be full of confidence going into their next three games – home games against Fulham and Hull straddle a trip to Stoke before they steel themselves for back-to-back visits to Arsenal and Chelsea.

Pochettino’s greatest impact on the side he contentiously inherited from Nigel Adkins has been at the back. A stunning five clean sheets and only three goals conceded have made their defence a hot Fantasy property. Dejan Lovren is the luxury option at 5.4, with a goal and seven bonus points, but Nathaniel Clyne, at 4.5, has started each of the last five and offers the cheapest route into the Saints back-four for those looking for an alternative to. Artur Boruc between the sticks.

Further forward, Adam Lallana has proven to be the only reliable option – the Saints skipper has been steadily picking up the points and now has returns in each of his last four games. Rickie Lambert, on the other hand, was dropped for the first time last weekend, while Pablo Osvaldo has yet to adjust to the physical nature of the Premier League.

ALSO CONSIDER

Norwich

Humbled by a rampant Arsenal, Norwich will hope to find some relief in the upcoming schedule. Chris Hughton’s side have three home games against Cardiff, West Ham and Crystal Palace in addition to a trip to Newcastle in the next six. Those games bode well for defensive returns from the likes of Michael Turner, though trips to City and Liverpool are likely to see our Canaries defenders warm the bench.

With so many budget midfielders and strikers performing, it’s hard to get excited about Norwich’s attacking options. While Jonny Howson’s penchant for long-range efforts has borne fruit in two of the last three games, Robert Snodgrass has remained Norwich’s greatest threat from midfield – up top, Ricky van Wolfswinkel is expected back imminently from a toe problem but, without a goal since Gameweek 1, the Dutchman is yet to settle since moving to Carrow Road over the summer.

Liverpool

Still very much in the ascendency despite a frustrating failure to grab all three points against 10-man Newcastle, Liverpool’s fixtures are looking good for a while yet. Home games against West Brom, Fulham and Norwich and a trip to Hull in the next six catch the eye, though trips to Everton and Arsenal in the next four slightly dent their appeal. The Daniel Sturridge and/or Luis Suárez continues to rumble on as both players delivered the points yet again last week, while Glen Johnson (now priced very favourably at 5.7) was handed an out of position berth on the right of midfield upon his return from injury last week. Victor Moses hasn’t really delivered on his promise and with Brazilian playmaker Philippe Coutinho set to return in the next few weeks, his game time could soon be diminished.

West Ham

After clashes with three of the top five in the last four weeks, the Hammers get a brief respite in their schedule, facing only Chelsea from the top half of the table in the next six. Winston Reid appears to be the pick of the defenders here, though pre-season bandwagon Razvan Rat has started the last four games. Ravel Morrison’s performances are keeping him in the first XI and owners will be hopeful of more returns from these fixtures – at 4.4, he offers outstanding value and has produced returns in three of the last four now. Andy Carroll’s return can’t come soon enough for Sam Allardyce but sadly for his Fantasy suitors he is unlikely to feature for the opening of this kind fixture run – a return in time for Gameweek 12 has been recently mooted.

THE WEAK

Fulham

Martin Jol’s men finally found their shooting boots in time to punish Palace but the Cottagers will need to retain that form if they’re to survive the upcoming fixtures. Fulham face United, Liverpool and Tottenham in the next six, as well as a trip to St Mary’s against a Saints side unbeaten in five now. While Patjim Kasami rightly gained enormous plaudits for Monday’s wonder-strike, Fantasy managers may be using this tricky period to assess his long-term appeal. Likewise, the last word in mercurial strikers, Dimitar Berbatov, chose a bad time to announce himself but, having opened his account for the season, will at least be hoping to return to the lone forward role after Darren Bent’s poor showing at Selhurst Park.

West Brom

The Baggies face a similarly stern test. Trips to Liverpool and Chelsea as well as a home tie with City combine to make Fantasy managers think twice about investing, though home games against Palace and Villa sweeten the medicine somewhat. While this pair of Hawthorns games could be enough to persuade owners of Morgan Amalfitano and Stephane Sessegnon to hold, given their recent form, backline options such as Liam Ridgewell and Gareth McAuley may struggle to replicate the resilience that has seen their side concede just twice in the last four fixtures.

Newcastle

Having bravely rescued a draw against Liverpool with 10 men, Alan Pardew’s side are starting to show green shoots of recovery. Newcastle now find themselves in difficult short-term straits with an always-unpredictable Tyne-Wear derby preceding games against Chelsea and Tottenham – Fabricio Coloccini’s groin injury only compounds these woes. Gameweek 12 heralds the arrival of calmer waters for the Magpies, starting with back-to-back home games against Norwich and West Brom; admirers of Loic Remy, Yohan Cabaye and Mathieu Debuchy may wish to wait until then to jump on board, while Hatem Ben Arfa’s prospects could be set for an upturn if he continues through the middle up front ahead of Papiss Cisse.

Do with that what you will guys,best of luck ....Col http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif.h tml)

henry
28-10-2013, 21:46
the ice bats are climbing folkes!!! same as the texas knights. better start worried!!! also aj and col nil is starting to worry and getting scare of the ice bats WE COMING FOR YOU TWO. even i got raw video from col nil home the other day hiding behind his window door from the ice bats. i´m sure a.j. is doing the same as well!! i put in a camara in col nil home and got this on flim. from his place. hahahahaha there no place to hide a.j. and col nil we coming for ya!!!
http://youtu.be/w_kuSkG4dpU

COL NIL SATIS
31-10-2013, 23:02
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW9

Gameweek 9 saw some massive scores,all down to a lot of the big hitters finally joining the points party---The GW Average came out at a season high 57 pts---Our big hitters this week were my own mob Koneheads (90 pts) followed by Dog House Demons with (87 pts),the ever improving Ice bats hit (84 pts) just ahead of Tonys Tigers on (83 pts)...well in chaps,tremendous going that.

Top of the table now sees Koneheads at the summit with Als Ultras closely behind in 2nd,Pleased to Michu stays 3rd with Dog House Demons up one to 4th,Bath a Loner and Bumble fc stay 5th 6th respectively.

TEAM OF THE WEEK FOR THE 2ND WEEK RUNNING IS --AUSTIN ICE BATS (Worthy winners seeing as they were in the bottom 3, 2 weeks ago)well done henry mate :)

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD UPDATED

Head to head games of note for the week ---- Dog House Demons won an epic game with the ice bats 87-84,Tonys Tigers overcame Bumble Fc 75-70 and The Ultras (our leader) had a tough game with Red Bullets but came out 68-65 winners....

Top stuff chaps.:tiphat:

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TENERIFE FORUM H2H RESULTS GW9 AND GW10 FIXTURES

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GAMEWEEK 10 looks a tough week with no real stand out games,it looks like a low scoring week could be on the cards but you never know,i will post up some info from the Scout if i get a chance on Friday,over and out for now guys.http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif.h tml)

henry
31-10-2013, 23:36
like i said col nil we coming!!! and fast

Steve 4
01-11-2013, 17:33
Outstanding, Col. Not just this week, but that's some high level of Konehead consistency.

henry
01-11-2013, 22:40
http://youtu.be/jDNkAzHSGEA hey col nil and a.j. the ice bats have this song for both of you!! be warn!!!

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the clock is ticking!!!

COL NIL SATIS
02-11-2013, 00:34
Outstanding, Col. Not just this week, but that's some high level of Konehead consistency.

Thanks very much Steve,i think the last few weeks i have got my captain choice right and that has definately helped me quite a bit,looking at the gameweek ahead is a tough one though and i have changed my captain choice 3 times so far...Gahhhh

Think i am going to stick the armband on Rooney against a rather dodgy Fulham defence....Just hope he can get himself a goal...

Good luck this week bud... :)

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like i said col nil we coming!!! and fast

Like a train sir,like a train...... :tiphat:

Steve 4
02-11-2013, 19:56
Haha - like a train trying to catch a runaway train. Now then, everyone: Liverpool attack, Arsenal midfield, Everton defence? Would that be some team?

COL NIL SATIS
06-11-2013, 23:31
This weeks update will be up Thursday evening guys,been working some daft shifts this week so not had a chance to update,day off tomorrow so all is good... :tiphat:

COL NIL SATIS
07-11-2013, 23:28
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW10

Time for our weekly update on all things Fantasy Football --- GW10 was another high scoring gameweek with the average score coming out at 52 pts --- We did however have a few players smash that score out of the park ---Last seasons late surger Murphs Marauders went goal crazy scoring a phenomenal 83 pts,Going down had his best GW of the season with a stunning 82 pts,other big scorers were my own mob Koneheads (70 pts) along with Pleased To Michu (70 pts) and Tony's Tigers (70 pts) --- Fabulous scoring that is chaps :c2:

Top of the table saw a few tweaks ---Koneheads stays top opening up a bit of a cushion over Als Ultras in 2nd,Pleased To Michu stays 3rd with Murph now in the hunt in 4th (up one)....Bath a Loner and Bumble Fc stay 5th 6th repectively....

At the bottom it is all bunching up rather nicely,some big scores by those in the bottom 3 over the last 2 GWS has plunged a lot of teams into danger --The 3 in the drop zone at the present time though are AguaDulceReds,Tony's Tigers and SpartacusWoofWoofs,all 3 could still get out of the drop zone though with only 17 pts seperating the bottom 8 :idea: never seen it that close down there....YIKES!!!!

TEAM OF THE WEEK ---MURPHS MARAUDERS (Well in Murph mate)

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEADS GW10

Head to heads this week again had a few decent match ups ----Going Down took the wings off the ice bats giving our H man a bit of a beating (82-52),Dog House Demons suffered a surprise defeat to Average :redcard: don't know what's going on with the Demons this season (well under par for a player of Phils calibre)....Murph had probably the most impressive score of the week outscoring Bumble 79-54....Great going guys,H2HS still throwing up shocks aplenty this season.

HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED...

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW10 AND H2H FIXTURES GW11

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GW 11 FIXTURES BELOW GUYS

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So the season is really kicking in now and players starting to kick start there seasons,i will bang something up from the Scout tomorrow (probably a Frisking the fixtures edit) and as always look forward to the oncoming Gameweek...Have a good one guys,over and out for now Col http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
09-11-2013, 00:21
CAPTAIN SENSIBLE is this weeks offering from the Scout.

Captain choice this season has been more important than ever with so many players underperforming,especially the midfielders...This is a look at KEY Captain contenders for GW11

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Sergio Aguero

The Argentine’s credentials are more than obvious here. In the last four Gameweeks, Aguero has had more shots (25), shots in the box (24) and shots on target (12) than any of our featured five, though Sunderland have allowed just 26 goal attempts inside the area over the last four – the second most resilient of the five defences under our analysis. Gus Poyet’s decision to draft in Lee Cattermole, installed as a deep-lying destroyer, means the Black Cats have allowed just 18 goal attempts from within their penalty box – fifth best in the Premier League – in the last three, despite playing Hull with nine men for 45 minutes last week. Cattermole is banned for the next three outings, of course, but Poyet could employ the likes of Craig Gardner or Ki Sung-Yeung in a similar role this Sunday as he looks to put the brakes on City’s attack; 42 shots conceded from outside the box suggests the Wearsiders are frustrating opponents and forcing them to shoot from distance.

Nonetheless, the home/away comparison shows Aguero has averaged more shots inside the box (3.5) away from home than Luis Suarez has managed at Anfield (3.0) and has played a part in a staggering 83.3% of his side’s goals on the road – given that Sunderland have conceded an average of two goals per game, Aguero owners will be more than confident of further returns as he looks to continue the form that has produced 7 goals and 5 assists in his last five league appearances.

Luis Suarez

With over 50% of the Captain Poll votes, the Uruguayan’s statistics are hugely encouraging as Liverpool gear up for the visit of Fulham. Over the last four Gameweeks, Suarez leads the way for touches in the box (53) and chances created (12) amongst our quintet, while Fulham’s recent form has seen them concede 32 shots inside the area over the last four – ideal for a player who sees so much close-range possession.

When you look at the home/away breakdown in the final table, Suarez leads the way for goal attempts (5.0), shots on target (3.5) and penalty box touches (19.0), while Fulham have conceded the most shots both inside (10.6) and outside (10.0) the box of any defence. Looking deeper into the statistics only furthers Suarez’ appeal – Fulham have conceded 27 attempts from set plays; a factor that Suarez’ share of free-kicks could take advantage of. Combine this with Sascha Riether’s suspension and Brede Hangeland’s likely absence through injury and there’s no surprise he’s been drafted in by over 31,000 Fantasy managers this week. Indeed, since Suarez’ return in Gameweek 6, Liverpool have registered 81 goal attempts and hit the net 12 times – both only bettered by Manchester City in the same time frame.

Christian Benteke

The big Belgian’s stats over the last four Gameweeks are slightly skewed by the fact he has featured just three times, with one appearance coming courtesy of a 30-minute stint off the bench. Nonetheless, those looking to hand him the armband may be boosted by the fact that, despite failing to score since his injury return, he has still matched Romelu Lukaku for shots inside the box (8) and has also produced more “key passes” than his compatriot (3 to 1).

Perhaps significantly, Cardiff have conceded the most shots (44) inside the box of any of the five featured defences. Bearing in mind that Benteke has averaged 2.8 shots inside the box at home and has so far scored or assisted every goal Villa have notched in front of their own fans, this is surely a good omen for his owners.

Eden Hazard

West Brom’s visit to Stamford Bridge seems an opportunity for a captain’s display from any of the Chelsea attacking quartet, with Hazard potentially offering the most appeal. The diminutive winger is showing signs of breaking the shackles, according to the statistics, with his goal involvement up to 57.1% in the last four compared to 28.6% for the season. The Belgian has registered a healthy 2.2 goal attempts and created 3.2 chances per home game – an indication of the potential which delivered 18 points against Cardiff in Gameweek 8.

While that “key passes” tally (3.2) is top in the home/away comparison in the final table, Hazard is bottom amongst our featured players in all other five attacking statistics – a sign that, while he may be a strong target, the others may well outscore him. The Baggies have conceded only 5 goals in the last four and only 1.2 per away game but Chelsea’s home goal threat – 94 goal attempts and 73 chances created, is the best in the league for both categories and could offer a repeat of Hazard’s recent returns against the Bluebirds. There is one potentially major caveat, revealed only this evening – Hazard sat out tonight’s Champions League tie having missed training prior to the Schalke clash and there could now be some doubt over his start at the weekend.

Romelu Lukaku

A visit to Crystal Palace looks enticing for the Everton hitman, who has recovered from a thigh injury to return to full training. The previous four matches shows Lukaku has struggled as a creative force, producing a single “key pass” over that period and, perhaps surprisingly, managing just 20 touches in the area to Hazard’s 19. The Eagles’ porous rearguard offers promise, though- a total of 8 “big chances” conceded over the last four is twice the number afforded by Sunderland and West Brom, for example, with the managerless club shipping 11 goals over that period.

The home/away comparison table highlight Lukaku’s displays. Basically, he has registered more shots on the road than Aguero (3.7 to 3.5) and in terms of shots inside the away, his average of 3 per game is the equivalent of Suarez in front of his own fans. With Palace conceding 2.2 “big chances” to their opponents in every home match, Lukaku is, understandably, a viable contender.

Captain Unsensible

This week, we’re opting for Tottenham’s Roberto Soldado. The Spaniard plays host to a Newcastle side that, in four away fixtures, have conceded 41 shots in the box, 12 big chances and 11 goals – Soldado has played a part in 6 of his side’s 9 goals this season and with Spurs registering 85 attempts on goal in front of their own fans, he’s still being afforded plenty chances to silence his early critics.

Do with this whatever you will guys...Good luck

COL NIL SATIS
15-11-2013, 23:50
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW 11

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Gameweek 11 was a really strange one in Fantasy Football land,points were hard to come by with only a handful of the big hitting players scoring decent points, making it a minefield of a gameweek ----The average score reflected this (coming out at 45 pts) ----midfielders are really letting a lot of teams down this season with 1-2-2-2 becoming the norm score for our mids......Strikers and defenders are pulling a lot of teams out of trouble but this is putting increasing pressure on all of our strikers -- Top scorers in the TF Classic league were redallstars with an outstanding 76 points (brilliant score that mate) :tiphat:,other big scorers were Callao Kings (69 pts) koneheads (67)Caribe Celtic (67) and Tonys Tigers (67) all way above average,good stuff...!!!

The top 3 of the TF Classic league saw no change with Koneheads staying top for this GW,Tenerife ultras and Pleased to Michu stay 2nd and 3rd respectively,redallstars goes up into 4th spot with DogHouse Demons upto 5th,Bath a Loner drops a couple of spots to 6th.

The foot of the table sees 5 teams all within 8 points of each other and a right scrap is looking on the cards down there.....keep the faith guys,one big score and you will climb out of trouble....

TEAM OF THE WEEK -REDALLSTARS 76 points (Nice one Gary ) :c2:

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The Head to head league as always had some shocks ---Tenerife Ultras had a week to forget going down to Going Down 20-52 (major shock that one)..Caribe Celtic had a good win against DogHouse Demons (67-53) and Tonys tigers made a move into the top 4 beating CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS (63-48)

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TENERIFE FORUM H2H RESULTS GW11 AND FIXTURES GW12 BELOW

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The International break will soon be over and we can get back to our normal service in the leagues (these international breaks really are a pain in the ass but hey ho they are what they are) .......This thread has gone a bit quiet as of late which is a shame but i will continue to post some hints/tips from the scout and hopefully we can start to get a bit of banter going regarding our leagues....Anyways over and out for now guys http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

murph
16-11-2013, 00:28
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW 11



Gameweek 11 was a really strange one in Fantasy Football land,points were hard to come by with only a handful of the big hitting players scoring decent points, making it a minefield of a gameweek ----The average score reflected this (coming out at 45 pts) ----midfielders are really letting a lot of teams down this season with 1-2-2-2 becoming the norm score for our mids......Strikers and defenders are pulling a lot of teams out of trouble but this is putting increasing pressure on all of our strikers --



Strange Season this.

It seems only one player's scoring points each week- if you have that player as captain you are laughing - otherwise it's a struggle

Steve 4
16-11-2013, 18:45
Strange indeed. A handful of high-priced superstars, and then a vast array of budget players scattered about the pitch scoring just as well as much more expensive options. Buggered if I can pick 'em with any consistency, myself. Very well done to the high scoring teams this week.

COL NIL SATIS
16-11-2013, 22:47
Strange Season this.

It seems only one player's scoring points each week- if you have that player as captain you are laughing - otherwise it's a struggle

It really is a bizarre one this season Murph,normally the mids carry a lot of teams but this season is the complete opposite,last season there was more or less a template SUPER 5 of mids that were scoring week in week out (Michu,Fellaini,Hazard,Silva,Mata) yet this season it has become a nightmare in the midfield area,this is dragging a load of teams down imo,add to that the new bonus system is heavily weighed towards defenders who can get 3 bonus for more or less nothing (as long as they get a clean sheet),so that again is going against midfielders,strikers...i have been pretty lucky in this area this season bringing in players who have outscored the player i have shipped out in that current gameweek which has been great for my team,but a lot of luck is involved in that....Another thing making this season really unpredictable is this rotation policy by the likes of Mourinho/Pellegrini changing there teams every week,so picking Chelsea/City players has been a no no for me so far.....but hang on in there bud,i am sure things will settle down.....Good luck

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FRISKING THE FIXTURES GAMEWEEK 12

THE STRONG

The latest international break gives us a chance to take stock and assess the upcoming schedules over the next four-to-six Gameweeks. First up, we take a look at the teams with favourable fixtures, with three of the top four afforded a chance to cement their positions, while investment in a trio of midlands-based sides has the potential to help Fantasy managers hitch a ride up the ranks:

Liverpool

Fresh from a widely-expected thrashing of Fulham, Brendan Rodgers’ men have some tasty looking fixtures ahead to chew on. The Goodison leg of the Merseyside Derby is far from straightforward but the subsequent schedule contains four fixtures (hul, NOR, WHM, CAR) that look ripe for Fantasy points.

Returning from suspension to deliver four double-figure hauls in six weeks, Luis Suárez is a Fantasy behemoth right now and it’s hard to see how any managers can afford to be without him. The Uruguayan’s form is overshadowing Daniel Sturridge, an incredible feat considering the latter has scored in eight of 11 matches, whilst in midfield, Steven Gerrard has now provided two goals and four assists in six games and the undoubted talents of Philippe Coutinho are available for just 8.5 – both look ready-made differentials. A return to a flat back four and the reinstatement of Daniel Agger delivered a first clean sheet in eight attempts but with uncertainty still surrounding the centre-back berths, only Glen Johnson and Simon Mignolet look like safe options at the moment.

Arsenal

With defeat at Old Trafford by the hand of their Dutch alumnus still bitter in the mouth, the Gunners chances of remaining at the summit are helped by a relatively kind short-term schedule. A trip to Cardiff nestled betwixt three home games in the next four (Southampton, Hull and Everton) should be profitable for Arsenal’s popular assets.

Olivier Giroud, so prolific in the early part of the season, has now scored just once in the last seven Gameweeks to give his owners a conundrum in light of these fixtures. Mesut Özil may have been fairly quiet recently but his most prolific displays have come in home games to make a strong case for holding, while Aaron Ramsey’s extraordinary form continues; the Welshman has scored in each of the last three Emirates matches. Fantasy managers hoping to make up ground with a pedigree differential are hoping Theo Walcott returns from injury for the Saints clash. Back-to-back clean sheets prior to the United showdown hinted at an upturn in defensive solidity that could tempt investors in the likes of Wojciech Szczesny and Per Mertesacker.

Stoke

Not normally a team to be associated with six-goal thrillers, Stoke’s recent showdown with Swansea highlighted their attacking potential as Mark Hughes tries to lift them clear of the relegation zone. Beaten just once in the last four, the upcoming fixtures are on the Potters’ side too, with home games against Sunderland, Cardiff and Aston Villa in the next six as well as a trip to Hull – it’s not all plain sailing though, with games against Everton and Chelsea also in that period.

Finding Fantasy assets to capitalise on these fixtures is not an easy task. In midfield, both Jon Walters and Stephen Ireland opened their accounts for the season at the Liberty – the former’s game time is guaranteed, though Ireland has now started the last six in “the hole” and is the cheaper of the two, at 4.7 to 6.1. Austrian firecracker Marko Arnautovic continues to underperform despite showing clear signs of potential, while Peter Crouch has picked up 16 points in three appearances since returning to the XI – at 5.5, he may appeal for those on the lookout for a cheap third forward.

In defence, just three clean sheets so far means that most of Stoke’s backline have offered little of the value from last year but, at 5.0, marauding fullback Erik Pieters has provided two assists in the last three games to bolster his appeal.

West Brom

Denied three points at Stamford Bridge by a controversial penalty, the Baggies are fast developing a reputation as giant-killers. Having pitted their wits against many of the title contenders in the last few fixtures, they now prepare for a schedule that includes four home games (Aston Villa, Norwich, and Hull are amongst the visitors) and a trip to Cardiff in the next six, with Fantasy managers hopeful of returns at both ends of the pitch.

Former Wearside favourite Stephane Sessegnon has started to fulfill the promise his stats were showing, with a goal and assist in the two games since being highlighted in our Monitor article a fortnight ago, while Morgan Amalfitano will be looking to improve upon a record of one assist in the last five. At the back, both Gareth McAuley and Liam Ridgewell offer the attacking potential to supplement an increasing resilience.

ALSO CONSIDER

Chelsea

Mired in a nasty patch of insipid form, the Blues are poised for a run of games which could see them back in title contention. Visits to West Ham, Sunderland and Stoke combine with home games against Southampton and Crystal Palace to offer fertile ground for a rebirth.

An assist and contentious penalty against West Brom brings Eden Hazard ahead of Oscar in our Fantasy affections, while Fernando Torres’ imminent return should scupper any Samuel Eto’o bandwagon, despite the latter scoring three times in his last two in all competitions. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 5, Chelsea’s premium defenders are struggling to offer value for money; John Terry remains the greatest goal threat and although Cesar Azpilicueta has emerge from the cold with a relatively budget price tag, it’s doubtful he can keep ahead of Ashley Cole in the long run.

Newcastle

Having capitulated at Sunderland, Alan Pardew’s side regrouped to deliver back-to-back wins and clean sheets over Chelsea and Tottenham to grab our Fantasy attentions. The Magpies now have some breathing space to build on that form with two home games against travel-sick Norwich and West Brom, in addition to trips to Swansea and Crystal Palace in the next six. With Romelu Lukaku suddenly running out of steam at Everton, a straight swap for the hugely in-form Löic Remy is a popular move this week, despite uncertainty over the impact of his battle with the justice system, while Yohan Cabaye offers a mid-price midfield option with attacking returns in four of the last seven.

With some new-found resilience at the back, Newcastle’s defenders start to look appealing again, though Mathieu Debuchy’s one-match suspension clouds the matter –Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa is likely to shift to right-back and allow Fabricio Coloccini a return to the centre in Gameweek 12 but with Debuchy back the following week and Steven Taylor closing in on a return, uncertainty surrounds the game time of Pardew’s centre-halves. Tim Krul’s masterful display at White Hart Lane reminded us of his save point potential between the sticks, for those on the lookout for a new keeper.

Aston Villa

Paul Lambert’s side are slowly getting back into their stride and displaying an unexpected solidity at the back. The upcoming schedule offers reason for optimism; with their better performances tending to come away from home, three road trips in the next four could be profitable for their counter-attacking style though the opponents – West Brom, Southampton and Fulham – aren’t complete rollovers. A home game against Sunderland also looks good for investment. Yet to get back on the scoresheet after injury, Christian Benteke, at 8.9, is still the star act of the Villains’ show, though their budget defenders are worth considering. At 4.4, Ron Vlaar is the most secure option and has earned bonus every time Villa have delivered a clean sheet but it’s worth noting that Nathan Baker (3.9) has started the last four games.

henry
28-11-2013, 20:39
boy!! a whole week and col nil still haven´t give us a update from last week!! i guess he speading too much time at the bar with aj. i guess col nil and aj don´t know how to turn on a computer i got a clip from both of them.
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AL JAY
28-11-2013, 20:53
Henry gameweek 11 update is post number 76, Col does the updates every Thursday, I think you have been drinking too many bottles of Mountain dew mate ;)

COL NIL SATIS
28-11-2013, 23:42
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW12

Gameweek 12 was a GW that saw a lot of the big hitting strikers all coming to the points party----The GW average came out at a handy 55 points --We at the Tenerife Forum had a few managers absolutely smash that total with some mega scores....Our biggest points scorer was Tenerife Ultras who piled in with a mammoth 90 pts (wowzers),my own Koneheads also scored massive with 87 pts,Agua Dulce Reds had a stormer with 77 pts...Other big scorers were Going Down with 74 pts and Caribe Celtic with 69 pts....Really good scoring that is chaps,seriously good :tiphat:

Top of the table saw no change in the top 3 with Koneheads staying top,Tenerife Ultras (2nd) and Pleased to Michu (3rd),Going down goes up into 4th spot with Murph close behind in 5th,Bumble fc climbs up into 6th spot.

TEAM OF THE WEEK --- TENERIFE ULTRAS 90 POINTS :wow:

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE UPDATED

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The head to heads had a few classic games over the last GW,Red Bullets had a tough game with SpartacusWoofWoofs with the Bullets winning 63-59,CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS shocked Murph with a 66-61 win and Going down won a classic game with Caribe Celtic (74-69)...Some Ace games as always....

Top 6 saw no change at all in the H2HS.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW 12 AND H2H FIXTURES GW13

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We now go into the most exciting few weeks of the Fantasy football season with gameweeks coming at us at a hot pace...Time to take stock of our teams and to make sure we all have a solid bench as ROTATION rears it's ugly head,there are 7 GWS upcoming in the next 4 and a half weeks so i will be adding a few updates from the SCOUT to keep us all in the know regarding anything of note and will add a frisking the fixtures edit sometime tomorrow night.

Over and out for now guys....http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps77873df8.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
03-12-2013, 23:43
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW13

With there being a midweek gameweek i will only be posting up the tables after GW13,and will do a full update after the games on Tuesday/Wednesday for Gameweeks 13/14

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE UPDATED AFTER GW13

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED GW13

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW13 AND H2H FIXTURES GW14 BELOW

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Will take a look at both gameweeks after the Wednesday games and do a full weekly update on Thursday as per normal,over and out for now guys http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

Steve 4
04-12-2013, 00:20
A nod to Col: just outside the top 200 overall, and inside the top 10 of the Scout league - blimmin' impressive.

COL NIL SATIS
04-12-2013, 00:34
A nod to Col: just outside the top 200 overall, and inside the top 10 of the Scout league - blimmin' impressive.

Thanks a lot Steve mate,i have been gobsmacked with how my season has gone so far,just hope it continues,looked at my rank after the last gameweek and realised i was 3rd in the Everton supporters league :wow: Hopefully i can keep this up.

Steve 4
04-12-2013, 00:46
As much as I'm chomping at the bit to win this Tenerife league myself, I would equally appreciate someone I know getting right to the top of the pile of 3 million hopefuls. Good luck all the way to May and I hope some of us can push you further.

COL NIL SATIS
04-12-2013, 23:19
As much as I'm chomping at the bit to win this Tenerife league myself, I would equally appreciate someone I know getting right to the top of the pile of 3 million hopefuls. Good luck all the way to May and I hope some of us can push you further.

Really appreciate that Steve ,top man...Doing myself no harm again tonight,think i will finish on 97 for the GW ....YIKES!!!!

Working late on Thursday but will make sure a full weekly update is up either Thurs/Fri night....

Cheers bud

Steve 4
04-12-2013, 23:31
Outstanding. I will be checking your overall placement this gameweek when everything shakes out. I'm optimistic I will see your name on the Overall leader board. Unlucky if you miss out on the 100 point game week - I've had a couple of 96s a 98 and a 99, but the 100 has always just eluded me. There's always been a frustration like Barkley bottom of the bench - haha.

Steve 4
05-12-2013, 22:23
Unblimminbelievable - how much do you have to score in a game week to actually go up when you're at the top of the heap overall?

COL NIL SATIS
05-12-2013, 23:43
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW14

Well what a CRAZY week that was,2 gameweeks squeezed into the space of 4 days with some massive scoring going on,GW 14 was the highlight of the 2 gws with the Average score coming out at 61---We did however get our 1st player to hit over a ton,please raise your bat to Caribe Celtic who hammered in a ridiculously high 102 pts....(WOW) Koneheads had another great gameweek scoring 97 pts,other big hitters were Tonys Tigers 96,SpartacusWoofWoofs 94 and Pleased to Michu 93......Some bad ass scoring that guys,really well done.

The top 3 of the table all remain as is with Koneheads leading the pack,Tenerife Ultras and pleased to michu stay 2nd 3rd respectively,Caribe Celtic powers up into 4th spot with Murph staying 5th,Bumble fc goes up into 6th.

TEAM OF THE WEEK -CARIBE CELTIC :tiphat:

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW14 AND H2H FIXTURES GW15

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Another Gameweek is quickly up on the horizon and it gives us little chance to change our teams,but i would urge all players to take a look at your teams over Friday,there are a lot of players red flagged for injuries and also suspensions,so to make sure you can definitely field a valid 11 for Saturday take some time out and have a look at your squads........These gameweeks with Xmas on the horizon will keep coming quickly,so it is absolutely vital we keep on top of our squads and get rid of deadwood....Players not playing games will continue to knock your gameweek score down......A lot of teams are struggling to field a solid 11 with having bizarre subs benches.Maybe time to take stock...Good luck as always guys,over and out for now ..Col http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)



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Unblimminbelievable - how much do you have to score in a game week to actually go up when you're at the top of the heap overall?

Couldn't believe it myself when i saw i had 4 red arrows after scoring 97 points Steve :angry: but still remain in the top 250,if i had left Coleman in at the back and grabbed 8 points that would have been enough to have gone up into the top 130 but it is really tight up there at the min.All exciting stuff though...Good luck this oncoming Gameweek mate http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

henry
10-12-2013, 16:58
yeah!!!! the ice bats are in the top 10!!! number 8 and catching up fast with a.j. and col nil!! talk about my wild boys!!!

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Steve 4
10-12-2013, 19:30
Relative newcomer to the Tenerife Forum Classic League as I am, I've probably missed the boat on fierce debates that have previously made the rafters ring here. My humble apologies then, if this has already been amply covered by you good folk...

Personally, I think the whole Captains business and them scoring double is total bilge and only serves to amplify already fortuitous and healthy Gameweek scores. Sure, it is what it is and we love the fantasy footy, so we go along with it and make the best of what it is. But these past two game weeks have really shown how much it can all be for diddlysquat if you didn't happen to have the right chap in your team and pick 'im as Captain. I'm looking at you, Suarez, you bitey, dive-prone assassin.

I speak now because I'm not, for once, on the wrong end of it and therefore not just a whinger who had something not go their way. Bought him. Captained him. Scored ridonculous points. But it's just not reasonable to those who didn't have him - or even did, and captained someone else. And anyone who a few weeks ago went the Sturridge route, for example (completely justifiable before 20/20 hindsight), will no doubt be feeling right cheated - pain being heaped upon pain.

The Captains thingy is no doubt here to stay and these words certainly won't change that, but I don't feel I earned the bagfull of points I got, or the overtaking of the next chap up the league who didn't happen to have Suarez. Do these things even themselves out over a season? Do they smellycheese. As my previous season proved when I appeared to have the power to immediately injure any player I picked (6 in one Gameweek was my new record). Laudrup might say the same about penalty awards.

murph
11-12-2013, 12:07
Relative newcomer to the Tenerife Forum Classic League as I am, I've probably missed the boat on fierce debates that have previously made the rafters ring here. My humble apologies then, if this has already been amply covered by you good folk...

Personally, I think the whole Captains business and them scoring double is total bilge and only serves to amplify already fortuitous and healthy Gameweek scores. Sure, it is what it is and we love the fantasy footy, so we go along with it and make the best of what it is. But these past two game weeks have really shown how much it can all be for diddlysquat if you didn't happen to have the right chap in your team and pick 'im as Captain. I'm looking at you, Suarez, you bitey, dive-prone assassin.

I speak now because I'm not, for once, on the wrong end of it and therefore not just a whinger who had something not go their way. Bought him. Captained him. Scored ridonculous points. But it's just not reasonable to those who didn't have him - or even did, and captained someone else. And anyone who a few weeks ago went the Sturridge route, for example (completely justifiable before 20/20 hindsight), will no doubt be feeling right cheated - pain being heaped upon pain.

The Captains thingy is no doubt here to stay and these words certainly won't change that, but I don't feel I earned the bagfull of points I got, or the overtaking of the next chap up the league who didn't happen to have Suarez. Do these things even themselves out over a season? Do they smellycheese. As my previous season proved when I appeared to have the power to immediately injure any player I picked (6 in one Gameweek was my new record). Laudrup might say the same about penalty awards.

I agree and it was discussed briefly earlier in the thread Steve.

I think there are other anomalies.
How come defenders lose points for conceding goals, but strikers / midfielders don't get points for having a stormer and having say 3 shots on target (although the goalie who saves them gets a point!)
How come you lose points for missing a pen?
Why don't vice captains get acknowledged other than of the captain doesn't play?

More questions than answers!

Steve 4
11-12-2013, 12:22
I agree and it was discussed briefly earlier in the thread Steve.

I think there are other anomalies.
How come defenders lose points for conceding goals, but strikers / midfielders don't get points for having a stormer and having say 3 shots on target (although the goalie who saves them gets a point!)
How come you lose points for missing a pen?
Why don't vice captains get acknowledged other than of the captain doesn't play?

More questions than answers!

True, Murph - bit of a shocker by me not clocking it had already been mentioned in this thread. Also, I am particularly amused by this season's anomaly of bonus point allocation where several players keep ending up on the same match total so a handful all get the same points. You know, everyone in a team except the player you have.

COL NIL SATIS
13-12-2013, 22:33
True, Murph - bit of a shocker by me not clocking it had already been mentioned in this thread. Also, I am particularly amused by this season's anomaly of bonus point allocation where several players keep ending up on the same match total so a handful all get the same points. You know, everyone in a team except the player you have.

Totally agree with you on the Bonus points system this season (it is utter utter garbage and needs binning off)last seasons Baps system was much more accurate and went off the PPI scores of each player(player performance index) ...This new system is flawed heavily and is heavily favourable towards defences,a defender can have an absolute mare but if his team keeps a clean sheet most defenders will more than likely get the BAPS,a lot of people on the fantasy forums i use are not happy at all with this seasons current system,also the bonus points you can track them during each game up until the final whistle and you could have a player that finishes the game on 3 bonus,but for some daft reason that gets updated about half an hour later with more in game stats and the bonus points change......I aint a fan of this new bonus system at all,bring back the man in the stands who watches the game and awards the best 3 players (1,2 or 3 points)

GW 15 UPDATE will be up shortly guys .

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TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW15

Gameweek 15 came and went and it was again a bit of a minefield to get through,defenders all seemed to go AWOL along with our big priced midfielders,leaving a lot of managers scratching their heads wondering what is going on....The GW average came out at 40 points,our high scorers did somewhat better than that with TEXAS KNIGHTS hitting the heights with an inspiring 63 pts,Caribe Celtic had another good one with 61 pts,Bumble fc buzzed with his 60 pts and henrys ice bats found his wings with an impressive 59 pts (well done chaps,good going that is)

Top of the table stayed more or less as was with Koneheads staying top,PleasedToMichu went up one spot to 2nd with Als Ultras down one to 3rd,Caribe celtic,Murphs Marauders and Bumble fc stay 4th,5th,6th respectively.

TEAM OF THE WEEK -TEXAS KNIGHTS :football::football::football:

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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TENERIFE HEAD TO HEAD LEAGUE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW15 AND FIXTURES GW16

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The Xmas schedule is coming into full swing now guys so keep close attention to your teams,still plenty of of players running the risk of picking up suspensions and injuries...Is your squad in good nick? Do all of your bench players play week in week out? These are areas to look at as we go into our heaviest games period of the season......Good luck as always guys,over and out for now...http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

murph
13-12-2013, 23:26
.........also the bonus points you can track them during each game up until the final whistle and you could have a player that finishes the game on 3 bonus, but for some daft reason that gets updated about half an hour later with more in game stats and the bonus points change......


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COL NIL SATIS
13-12-2013, 23:39
Where do you track the bonus points and what are the new stats they are using Col?

You can track the bonus points in game Murph,just click the game you want to view at the bottom,so say it was Man utd v Newcastle in the fixtures bit,click on that game and it'll open,then click detailed stats bottom right and it brings up all of the in game stats,BPS is the 2nd one from the far right and that is the total score of each player for that game,the top 3 scorers get the bonus points...

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The bonus points change after the game once they add the ESP points in (EA SPORTS POINTS) to the current BPS system,they take into account player passes,offsides all of that stuff....

Hope this helps bud

AL JAY
13-12-2013, 23:53
The crazy thing about this season is...in gw 11 i scored my lowest ever score of 20 pts, the week after in gw 12 i scored 90 points with the same team! *scratches head* :D

henry
17-12-2013, 18:55
i know col nil is busy but he havn´t gave any update yet. that´s why i have this song for col nil.

col col col nil where are you? you got some updates to do now.
coll col col nil where are you? we need some updates from you now.
come on col nil i see you... drinking in the pub!!
but you not fooling us, cause we can see you drink and sleep!!
you know a update to do,so col nil we be ready for your update
un-huh un-huh don´t hold back!! and col nil if you come through
you´re going to have yourshelf a col nil snack!!
col col nil, here are you. you´re ready and you´re willing
if we count on you col nil,
i know you´ll give us that update!!!

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i know col nil is busy but he havn´t gave any update yet. that´s why i have this song for col nil.

col col col nil where are you? you got some updates to do now.
coll col col nil where are you? we need some updates from you now.
come on col nil i see you... drinking in the pub!!
but you not fooling us, cause we can see you drinking and sleeping!!
you know a update to do,so col nil we be ready for your update
un-huh un-huh don´t hold back!! and col nil if you come through
you´re going to have yourshelf a col nil snack!!
col col nil, here are you. you´re ready and you´re willing
if we count on you col nil,
i know you´ll give us that update!!!

COL NIL SATIS
19-12-2013, 23:21
henry I have been working lates this week H mate so not had a chance to do the weekly update,but it will be up friday evening about 8pm,on an early shift tomorrow so all is good,sorry about the wait,i will make sure the update is up tomorrow night ahead of the weekend games.

Hang on in there squire. :tiphat:

COL NIL SATIS
20-12-2013, 23:37
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW16

Gameweek 16 was another pretty high scoring one with the average coming out at 55 points,we had quite a few players that bettered that by some distance though,our main big hitters for the week were Spartacuswoofwoofs who piled in with 89 pts,Henry had another good gameweek with 85 pts along with his old man Texas Knights 84 pts,other big scorers were Pleased to Michu 83 pts along with Murph on 83 pts....very well done guys,great going that is.:)

Top 6 of the table changed about slightly with Koneheads staying top,Pleased to Michu kept hold of second spot,Caribe Celtic goes up into 3rd with the Ultras dropping a place to 4th,Murph holds onto 5th and redallstars goes up into 6th.

Bottom 3 we now have DogHouse demons rock bottom,with Kone with the wind and Untouchables.....Some work to do here chaps to get out of that dreaded drop zone.

TEAM OF THE WEEK --SPARTACUSWOOFWOOFS (Well done mate,some score for the gameweek that):wow:

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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TENERIFE HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW16 AND H2H FIXTURES GW17

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We are now into the Xmas schedule with these Gws coming really quick,if you are not checking your team on a more or less daily basis checking for injuries etc you will come unstuck over the next 2/3 weeks,all i can say is make sure you have a healthy 14 players or at least a decent bench,the bench will come into play a lot more over the next 12-16 days,use those free transfers that are available to you.....Failure to look after your squad over this period will mean nothing but red arrows all the way......Good luck guys.hopefully we can all have a decent gameweek...Over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
25-12-2013, 00:10
MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND ALL IN THE TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTIE LEAGUE

Have a good one guys,from Col

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_652395&feature=iv&src_vid=mTbpuQzMnxA&v=mnk0KjWxgMA

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Steve 4
25-12-2013, 00:19
A very Happy Christmas to everyone from over the water in La Palma. Have a splendid silly season.

COL NIL SATIS
31-12-2013, 00:08
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW19

Apologies for the lack of updates over the last week but work has got in the way,at last i get a few days off now...Gameweeks have come at us at a rather hot pace the last few days and the dreaded rotation/resting i mentioned in the last update happened over the over the Xmas period--A number of the big hitting players were all mysteriously missing this GW including Rooney,Yaya Toure,Ozil and more,this hampered tonnes of teams who have NO BENCH....This brought the gameweek average down quite a bit coming out at 42 pts....Our top scorers for this GW were Koneheads 63,Bumble fc 61 pts,Red Bullets came out with 59 pts and both Untouchables and Pleased to Michu came home with 56 pts ---Solid scoring !!!!

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW19 AND H2H FIXTURES GW20

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We now have one more gameweek before the January wildcard opens,this is the point in time where you get 3 weeks to either use your wildcard or go with what you have got for the rest of the season,using this wildcard is a MUST in my opinion,so look at your teams guys and see who is constantly letting you down and get rid of the deadwood.

GOOD LUCK this week guys and a Happy New Year to one and all http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

Addick
31-12-2013, 20:05
4 injured players in one week!

Do I use my season wildcard now and get four replacements in or risk ending up short of a player or 2 and just use my transfers if they don't all get picked?

Think I'll chance it and hope they all get a game, then use the January wildcard for a sort-out after tomorrow's matches.:pray:

Happy New Year to all & thanks for the updates Col (wish they'd appear in Today's Posts when I click on it so I don't forget to keep looking for this thread)

murph
31-12-2013, 21:14
What do you get if you have

A Romanian - supports Leeds - hasn't made a transfer all season - probably hasn't LOOKED at Fantasy Football all season!!

Yep - the Team that knocked me out of the cup !!!

COL NIL SATIS
31-12-2013, 23:45
What do you get if you have

A Romanian - supports Leeds - hasn't made a transfer all season - probably hasn't LOOKED at Fantasy Football all season!!

Yep - the Team that knocked me out of the cup !!!

Sods law that Murph mate,the fella who was top overall got beat by a dead end casual team who had Bale(captain) and a host of other knobs in his team,but had Huddlestone (vice captain) 30 points (GAHHHHHH) Unbelievable at times

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4 injured players in one week!

Do I use my season wildcard now and get four replacements in or risk ending up short of a player or 2 and just use my transfers if they don't all get picked?

Think I'll chance it and hope they all get a game, then use the January wildcard for a sort-out after tomorrow's matches.:pray:

Happy New Year to all & thanks for the updates Col (wish they'd appear in Today's Posts when I click on it so I don't forget to keep looking for this thread),

Hold on for one week Steve and use you Jan wildcard over the next 3 weeks,i reckon Rooney will play tomorrow despite Moyes saying he is a risk etc,good luck tomorrow bud.

Happy New Year :party4:

murph
01-01-2014, 14:15
Sods law that Murph mate,:

Not sure about Sod's Law, it's Murphy's Law Col - Murphy's Law - lived with it all my life - literally!

All the best to everyone for 2014!

Addick
02-01-2014, 12:27
Maybe bringing in Nolan to replace one of my injured players wasn't my best move:mad:

Wildcard time!

henry
03-01-2014, 22:36
http://youtu.be/i2q9ToHfBHs

for col nil and a.j. the ice bats have a close eye on you two. as you can see. we have a few tricks up our sleeve for the rest of the season. so becaarefull what you said. we have eyes on our prey and thats you two!!!

COL NIL SATIS
06-01-2014, 22:51
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW20

Now the Xmas festivities are over,we are now back to our weekly updates.The last gw was a pretty tough one to get through with a few unforseen injuries hampering our squads ---GW Average came out at 39 pts ---Our best scorers for the gameweek were Murphs Marauders (57) closely followed by Tonys Tigers (56) and Koneheads (55),Agua Dulce Reds also had a good week with (54)...Well played guys.

Top of the table sees no change in the top 3,Als Ultras climb up one spot to 4th,Caribe Celtic drops one to 5th with redallstars keeping hold of 6th.

Bottom 3 of the table sees Bath a Loner,moyesmanmiracles and Dog House Demons --all becoming slightly marooned.

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD

Some cracking games this Gw in the Head to Heads ---Agua Dulce reds pipped Tonys Tigers (50-48),Murphs Marauders stayed solid with a (57-47) win over Red Bullets and Koneheads defeated Untouchables (51-39)

No change in the top 6 here.

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW20 AND H2H FIXTURES GW21

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Quick heads up for the oncoming gameweek everyone,injuries are now piling up in a lot of players squads and with the Winter Wildcard now available until the end of GW23 it is certainly worth thinking about---Some players will go straight in but a lot of players will keep hold for another week or two ---- Do what you feel is right for your squads.....Over and out for now guys ,have a good GW http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

henry
09-01-2014, 22:41
for you guys aj and col nil!! it´s my time to climb the charts!! so like the video said it´s my time and time to knock you guys down!! the ice bats been thirsty for some blood. i just have to hold them back till the weekend!! you guys been warned!!
http://youtu.be/SAFWA7qxC0E

COL NIL SATIS
17-01-2014, 22:25
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW21

Weekly update for the Tenerife Forum Fantasy Football Leagues --- Gameweek 21 was a pretty high scoring one with the GW average coming out at a healthy 57 points --- Our big hitters for this GW were CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS who hit a monster (83 Pts) YIKES !!! Untouchables had a stormer with (82 Pts) and Caribe Celtic also went bananas scoring a whopping (76 Pts),Going Down,Austin Ice bats and Agua Dulce Reds all scored (75 Pts) ---- (Superb stuff that chaps,nice one) :)

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW21 AND FIXTURES GW22

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GAMEWEEK 22 TEAM NEWS

Arsenal are missing a trio of players for the visit of Fulham. Swansea’s injury troubles ease. Sylvain Distin returns for Everton. Joe Allen is back for Liverpool. John Guidetti is in Stoke’s squad to face Palace. Nathan Baker is ruled out for Villa, whilst James Collins may be fit for West Ham’s home clash against Newcastle:

Aaron Ramsey is still ruled out for Arsenal’s clash with Fulham and is joined on the sidelines by Thomas Vermaelen and Mikel Arteta, but Arsene Wenger expects the two midfielders to return for the Gameweek 23 trip to Southampton. Nacho Monreal and Tomas Rosicky are set for late tests, though the Gunners boss thinks ”both of them will be alright”.

Sylvain Distin has returned to training for Everton and could figure against West Brom on Monday evening. The Everton squad flew out for warm weather training in Tenerife and Roberto Martinez revealed new boy Aidan McGeady “looks sharp” as he continues to build up his match fitness.

Rene Meulensteen has confirmed that Fernando Amorebieta is Fulham’s only doubt as they prepare to take on Arsenal. The defender picked up a knee ligament problem in training and will need to be assessed.

West Ham are ”hopeful” James Collins will return from a calf injury for the home game against Newcastle. Ravel Morrison also confirmed to the club’s official website he has been working hard to get back to full fitness following a groin injury.

Chris Hughton gave an injury update on Thursday revealing that winger Anthony Pilkington and central midfielder Alex Tettey have both returned from injury lay-offs. The duo will be in the squad for Norwich’s clash with Hull this weekend.

Aston Villa will be without Nathan Baker for the trip to Anfield this weekend. The defender was stretchered off with concussion against Arsenal on Monday, with Paul Lambert revealing “he’s still feeling a bit groggy with a bit of a sore head”.

Brendan Rodgers reveals that Joe Allen has returned to training following an abductor problem and could figure against Aston Villa. The Liverpool boss also intends to check on the fitness of Mamadou Sakho, who has missed the last couple games with a hamstring issue.

Thomas Sorensen is back for Stoke but will have to accept a role on the bench, with Jack Butland a confirmed starter for the trip to Palace. Loan signing John Guidetti is also in the squad, though Robert Huth and Andy Wilkinson remain sidelined along with Asmir Begovic.

Swansea delivered positive news on the fitness of wingers Nathan Dyer, Pablo Hernandez and Roland Lamah ahead of the visit of Tottenham Hotspur. Roland Lamah is expected to return to the Swansea squad to face Spurs this weekend, whilst Pablo Hernandez and Nathan Dyer and Dwight Tiendalli are all in with a chance of shaking off injuries. Jonathan De Guzman remains sidelined with an ankle problem. Michel Vorm should return to training next week after minor knee surgery and Jose Canas awaits further scans on the ankle injury that forced him off at United.

Do with this what you will --- Have a good GW everyone ---Over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
27-01-2014, 22:55
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW22

Gameweek 22 was on the whole a pretty tricky gameweek with an average score coming out at a lowly 45 points ---We had quite a few players go way above that though with my own Koneheads hitting the heights with 69 points,Redundant Gooner Mug had a good week with 67 points and Bumble Fc came home with 66 points ---(Very high scores they are,hats off chaps)

The only mover in the top 6 was Bumble Fc who has now climbed into 6th spot,it is getting quite close in there now with all teams from 2-6 becoming quite tightly bunched.

The bottom 3 are now all way off the pace with Dog House Demons yet to break the 1000 point mark :(

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW22 AND H2H FIXTURES GW23 BELOW

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Gameweek 23 kicks off Tuesday night with 6 Premiership games taking place,the other 4 all take place on Wednesday evening.
Here are the scenarios and line-ups we’re keeping an eye on this time around:

Mirallas’ Form in the Middle
Since moving to the role in “the hole”, the Belgian’s attacking potential has taken a turn for the better. With Ross Barkley stuck in the Toffees treatment room with a toe injury, Mirallas has notched in back-to-back league games for the first time this term and is finally beginning to justify our show of pre-season faith ahead of the Merseyside derby at Anfield . Owners of the misfiring Romelu Lukaku are looking for a way out in order to free up a space in our three-man frontlines but, with Villa, Palace and West Ham rolling up to Goodison in three of the subsequent five, investment in the Toffees’ attack still looks a viable tactic. If Mirallas impresses against Liverpool, he may find himself subject to increased investment as a midfield option, allowing Lukaku owners to jump ship.

Vertonghen’s Impact on the Spurs Back-Four
Having trained with the Tottenham first-team all week, the Belgian played 60 minutes of a behind-closed-doors friendly and is set to return to action for Wednesday’s home clash with City. Whilst a clean sheet isn’t expected, Vertonghen’s comeback is at least likely to indicate the central defensive pecking order under Tim Sherwood – Vlad Chiriches and Michael Dawson have played every minute in the heart of the back-four since the departure of Andre Villas-Boas but one of the pair are set to drop out as Vertonghen reclaims his starting berth. With Younes Kaboul, Sandro and Paulinho also back in action on Thursday, we may get a better gauge of Sherwood’s preferred first-team next midweek.

Johnson’s Right-Back Replacement
Ruled out “indefinitely” by Brendan Rodgers after struggling to overcome a series of injuries, the defender’s absence opens the door for a cut-price option at Liverpool. Granted, the Reds have hardly been the most resilient side but, with Kolo Toure lacking the mobility required to be utilised efficiently at full-back, fit-again Jon Flanagan (4.3) and Martin Kelly (4.1) are set to battle it out for a regular role in Johnson’s absence and hand Fantasy managers another budget regular.

Sturridge’s Role for the Reds
Daniel Sturridge’s return to the Liverpool starting line-up saw Brendan Rodgers change formation in order to accommodate the fit-again forward last weekend. Liverpool started with a 4-4-2 against Villa but, after being outplayed in the middle of the park in the first 45 minutes, the Reds boss switched to a 4-3-3 to wrestle back control of the game. If Rodgers continues with a lone forward system, Sturridge may find himself out on the flank against Everton instead of alongside Luis Suarez through the centre – such a scenario may see some reassess his acquisition, with plenty of forward alternatives stepping up right now.

Mata’s Impact on the United XI
With Jose Mourinho confirming Juan Mata is set for a medical at United earlier this lunchtime, the Spaniard’s imminent arrival at Old Trafford will hand Fantasy managers an immediate chance to freshen up their five-man midfields. Initially, though, injuries may determine where Mata is utilised – if Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie are still absent for the visit of Cardiff, the new boy is likely to be handed the role in “the hole” behind Danny Welbeck, thus affecting Adnan Januzaj’s position within David Moyes’ starting XI. Given that the teenager has started seven of the last eight, Moyes may even look to ease the pressure for risk of burn-out, thus potentially depriving us of a budget midfield option, with the Spaniard tasked with providing the creativity instead.

Jose’s Teamsheet
Mata’s expected departure and Fernando Torres’s knee injury has resulted in increased Fantasy interest in Willian and Samuel Eto’o over the last few days. Willian has now started six of the last eight and, while the arrival of Mohamed Salah ensures the competition for places on the flanks remains just as intense, the 7.5-priced (0.4% owned) Brazilian’s recent displays suggest he remains in the driving seat. Eto’o’s hat-trick against United also brings him onto our radars at a time when that third forward slot looks more crucial than ever. Certainly, his chances of another start look good, bearing in mind Demba Ba has started just twice all season for the Blues – if he gets the nod against West Ham next Wednesday, his 1% ownership could also make the 8.2-priced Cameroon international the ultimate of differentials.

Ozil and Giroud against the Saints
Subject to substantial sales over the last few days, both may be on their last chance for many a Fantasy manager. With a single assist in five, Ozil has been sold on by over 55,000 Fantasy Premier League managers – more than any midfielder – with team-mates Jack Wilshere and Santi Cazorla offering in-form alternatives amongst Arsene Wenger’s side. Giroud, meanwhile, is third most unpopular forward this week, with over 36,000 parting company in light of a record which has seen him score in just four of his last 16 league appearances. The duo’s prospects are boosted by the news that Dejan Lovren is out for Southampton at St Mary’s – many may choose to hold as a result of the Croatian’s absence, but if the Gunners duo blank again, the exodus may pick up pace.

Chester’s Defensive Replacement
A cut-price favourite around these parts, the Hull centre-half is sidelined for “at least six weeks” after limping out of last week’s loss at Norwich with his second hamstring injury of the season. Fantasy managers still holding winter wildcards may look for a cheap alternative route into Hull’s backline ahead of a kind run of matches which sees Steve Bruce’s side travel to Palace, Sunderland, West Ham and Cardiff and play host to Southampton and Newcastle in the next seven Gameweeks. Alex Bruce, with eight starts in the last nine, looks an obvious alternative at 3.9, though the likes of Paul McShane and Abdoulaye Faye (3.9 and 3.8) could come into contention as the Tigers boss looks to his fringe players to step up.

Steve 4
28-01-2014, 17:23
Cheers again, Col. Cunningly played my January wild card right at the game week kick off (as I suspect many did), but made the unforeseeable cockup of building a team based on the rock bottom price of Oviedo. Bugger. Poor lad got a leg break just as things were looking good for 'im. So my futile plans for an outrageous punt at catching you are in tatters; rather like the Everton injury room just at the mo.

henry
28-01-2014, 20:03
man!! ice bats are strong with some new players so watch out col nil and a.j. even we ice bats got a new song since we got new players hahaha
http://youtu.be/N1JPdhZnFow

COL NIL SATIS
31-01-2014, 23:05
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW23

Gameweek 23 was another pretty tough week to get through with the average score coming out at 52 points --- Our high scorers for this GW were Koneheads who hit a monstrous (86) pts,CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS had a strong week with (83)pts,Untouchables had his best GW for a good while with a solid 76 pts.....Serious scores they are chaps (very well done)

Top of the table sees my mob Koneheads stretching out an unbelievable lead at the moment (upto 64th rank overall) YIKES!!!The chasing pack sees Pleased to Michu in (2nd) place and really having a good go(well done Steve,keep it going mate),3rd place we have (Dave) Murphs Marauders with (Barrys)Caribe Celtic chasing him down in (4th)....Tenerife Ultras keep (5th) spot with redallstars up one to (6th)

Only 3 points seperate 3rd place down to 7th place so again all to play for in this one.

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TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE UPDATED

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Some absolute belting games in the H2HS over the last GW,SpartacusWoofWoofs saw off a gallant Austin Ice Bats (60-59),CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS had a stunning win over Going down coming out (83-71) winners,Koneheads beat a sturdy Caribe Celtic outfit (82-48) and Untouchables got a solid win over Bumble fc (76-57)

No change in the top 6 of the H2HS but it is closing up between the teams from 3rd to 6th spot so all to play for here....

Craking games all the time in the H2HS this season and each game could go either way to be fair,keep it going guys.


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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW23 AND H2H FIXTURES GW24

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GW23 TEAM NEWS AHEAD OF THE WEEKEND GAMES

Everton’s defensive problems continue as Seamus Coleman and Sylvain Distin remain on the sidelines for the visit of Villa. Arsene Wenger rules Jack Wilshere out Sunday’s clash with Palace. Papiss Cisse and Yoan Gouffran are both still doubts for Newcastle, whilst Loic Remy loses his red card appeal. Rickie Lambert looks set to return for Southampton, though Gabby Agbonlahor is still a concern for Villa:

Arsene Wenger has revealed that Jack Wilshere will miss the visit of Crystal Palace this weekend with an ongoing ankle injury, though hopes the England international will be available against Liverpool the week after. Wenger also conceded Aaron Ramsey will remain sidelined for four-to-six weeks after a thigh injury setback. Mathieu Flamini is suspended after his red card against Southampton, though Tomas Rosicky will return to the squad following surgery on his nose.

Everton’s defensive issues don’t look like abating this week. Roberto Martinez confirmed tomorrow’s game with Villa will come too soon for both Sylvain Distin and Seamus Coleman, whilst Antolin Alcaraz looks set to be out “for a while” with muscle fatigue. Though Martinez does expect the pair to be available for the game against Tottenham next weekend. Elsewhere, the Everton boss has confirmed that new recruit Lacina Traore is still 10-14 days away from recovering from a hamstring problem.

Paul Lambert has confirmed that Gabby Agbonlahor remains “touch and go” for the trip to Goodison Park, after a foot injury ruled him out of the Midlands derby in midweek. The forward will be assessed again but his manager has admitted the Toffees showdown may well be too soon.

Rickie Lambert has returned to full training ahead of Southampton’s trip to Fulham. Additionally, Mauricio Pochettino could be set to hand fit-again Victor Wanyama his first start since Gameweek 14 after he returned to the Saints squad in midweek.

Cardiff’s Mark Hudson looks likely to miss out with the hamstring problem that forced him off against United in midweek. Earlier this morning, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer also confirmed Jordan Mutch and Kevin Theophile-Catherine are both in contention to return for tomorrow’s home game against Norwich.

Alan Pardew will assess the fitness of attackers Yoan Gouffran and Papiss Cisse ahead of the Tyne-Wear derby. The pair missed the stalemate with Norwich in midweek through injury and remain doubtful for the weekend. New signing Luuk de Jong is available after completing his move this week, however the forward is unlikely to be handed a start against Sunderland.

Meanwhile, the Football Association have dismissed Newcastle’s appeal against the red card handed to Loic Remy in midweek. The striker will now serve a three-match suspension with immediate effect. There was good news for Norwich, though, with the FA rescinding Bradley Johnson’s red card for his part in the Remy clash last Tuesday evening.

Have a good Gameweek guys hopefully we can have a good few that smash the GAMEWEEK average,best of luck,over and out for now Col http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
07-02-2014, 23:43
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW24

Just a quick one this lads and lasses as i have had no time to do a full update (sorry about that),all in all GW24 was a pretty high scoring one with some absolute belting scores standing out this week,here are the latest tables so to speak

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW24 AND FIXTURES GW25

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GAMEWEEK 25 TEAM NEWS

Seamus Coleman is back for Everton. The injuries build up for Newcastle ahead of tomorrow’s trip to the Bridge. Victor Wanyama and Calum Chambers will be assessed before Southampton’s clash with Stoke, who have a couple of midfield concerns to fret over. James Morrison is back for the Baggies. Glen Johnson and Daniel Agger edge towards a return for Liverpool, whilst Ron Vlaar remains a doubt for Villa’s clash with the Hammers:

Earlier this morning, Roberto Martinez confirmedSeamus Coleman “has come through training really well” ahead of Sunday’s trip to Tottenham. Antolin Alcaraz remains out for the Toffees, whilst Romelu Lukaku is set to miss the next couple of weekends. The Everton manager revealed Ross Barkley has been playing through the pain barrier after sustaining a broken toe but expects the youngster to be fully fit and went on to say he will ”need to check” on Lacina Traore, who is no “fully fit from a medical point of view”.

Newcastle United have revealed that midfielder Cheick Tiote will miss the Magpies’ next two fixtures at least, after he picked up a hamstring injury during the week. Papiss Cisse remains a doubt with a back injury, whilst Alan Pardew has confirmed that Yoan Gouffran is “unlikely” to return this weekend. Elsewhere, captain Fabricio Coloccini is expected to be out for another three weeks.

Mauricio Pochettino confirmed that Victor Wanyama and Calum Chambers came off against Fulham with a knock and dead leg respectively. The pair are back in training, though, and set to be assessed ahead of the Stoke clash. Injury absentees Dejan Lovren and Gaston Ramirez have returned to light training, with Pochettino suggesting that the duo will be back in action “sooner than expected.”

James Morrison is available for West Brom’s clash with Palace this weekend after recovering from the calf problem which led to his absence in Sunday’s 1-1 draw with Liverpool. Nicolas Anelka, Jonas Olsson and Stephane Sessegnon have all been ruled out however, with Pepe Mel confirming that defender Craig Dawson will be thrust into the starting XI to face the Eagles.

Brendan Rodgers has suggested that defenders Daniel Agger and Glen Johnson could both return to training next week following calf and ankle/groin problems. The Liverpool boss was less optimistic on Mamadou Sakho, though, revealing that the summer signing is “still out for a little bit.”

Norwich centre-back Ryan Bennett (thigh) has emerged as a doubt for the weekend, with Hughton declaring that it will be “touch and go” as to whether the defender features. Hughton also delivered positive news on the fitness of Michael Turner (hamstring) and Jonny Howson (back), revealing that, despite not being available this weekend, the duo have made good progress in recent days.

Marko Arnautovic and Jon Walters are both concerns for Stoke after limping out of last weekend’s victory over Man United. Mark Hughes remains hopeful that the pair will be available for the trip to Southampton, though. Long-term absentees Matthew Etherington and Andy Wilkinson are back in training for the Potters but Robert Huth is still a couple of weeks away from a return.

Aston Villa have mixed injury news ahead of the visit of West Ham this weekend. Skipper Ron Vlaar remains a doubt with the hamstring problem that forced him off at Goodison Park last week, though there is good news on Gabby Agbonlahor, with Paul Lambert optimistic on the forward’s chances of featuring, revealing that he “looks pretty good at the minute.”

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Steve 4
09-02-2014, 18:19
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW23

Top of the table sees my mob Koneheads stretching out an unbelievable lead at the moment (upto 64th rank overall) YIKES!!!



64th out of 3 million is outstanding. C'mon, Col, go and win the FPL overall.

COL NIL SATIS
09-02-2014, 22:31
64th out of 3 million is outstanding. C'mon, Col, go and win the FPL overall.

Thanks very much Steve mate,really appreciate it,been getting a nosebleed up at those heights in FPL to be fair, it's absolute bonkers up there,the scores week in week out are pretty mindblowing to say the least,one slight GW hiccup and you plunder down the ranks,i scored 97 in GW14 and went down with a big red arrow lol,but i am holding my own in there bud and will keep on banging in the homework on FPL and see what happens,managed to get into the top 500 at gameweek 12 and have kept on climbing up slowly but surely (current rank after this gw is a small drop to 117 but still well in the mix GW25) ,the one i want to win is the Worldwide Everton Fans league which has about 40 thousand in it and i am currenty sitting 2nd at the min,still a 3rd of the season left but i have given myself a great chance of winning it...Fingers crossed http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zps85c28f91.gif.h tml)

Steve 4

Will do a full weekly FPL update of our Tenerife Leagues on tuesday with more in depth info than the last one......Some corking scores again this week in our leagues.Top stuff guys :tiphat:

Steve 4
09-02-2014, 23:07
Pick the opposite of what I pick, Col - haha. Since the Jan transfer window, whichever player I go with gets instantly injured or at least dries up in points scoring. I call it the reverse Midas touch. As it were. Already taken a -8 hit in February to dig my way out of a ditch and I've never taken a minus hit ever before. The wheels have come off spectacularly for me, so good luck to you and everyone else in this league.

COL NIL SATIS
09-02-2014, 23:17
Pick the opposite of what I pick, Col - haha. Since the Jan transfer window, whichever player I go with gets instantly injured or at least dries up in points scoring. I call it the reverse Midas touch. As it were. Already taken a -8 hit in February to dig my way out of a ditch and I've never taken a minus hit ever before. The wheels have come off spectacularly for me, so good luck to you and everyone else in this league.

Ha!I know that one well Steve,it's an absolute nightmare of a game FPL at times,and it can really get on your nerves ,bought Adebayor a few gws back and he did nothing in 2 games (second one i watched all game to see how important this player really is and was expecting real good things from him yet he was absolutely useless) so i got rid and watched his next game where he ripped Swansea apart (Gah) scoring 2 and if i remember right got an assist,bloody sods law it is mate.

Best of luck for remainder of the season mucka :wink:

COL NIL SATIS
21-02-2014, 23:34
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 26

Gameweek 26 was one hell of a tough week to get through unscathed,2 games were postponed without warning due to bad weather and this disrupted thousands of teams who had a lot of Man City,Sunderland,Everton and Crystal Palace players....This brought the gw average down to quite a lowly 39 pts --- We did get a few players that came out of the gameweek well with very decent scores...Kone with the Wind hammered home a massive 63 pts,Austin Ice bats had a stormer with 56 pts and Redundant Gooner Mug scored a belting 55 pts..(well done guys,really good stuff that is)

At the top we have Koneheads leading the way with Murph going up into 2nd spot,redallstars is also on the rise going up into 3rd spot,Pleased to Michu drops 2 places to 4th with RedundantGoonerMug and Tenerife ultras staying 5th/6th respectively.

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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The Head to heads once again had some cracking matches going on,Koneheads drew for the 2nd gameweek running with a (45-45 tie) with CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS,Murphs Marauders overcame Callao Kings (39-38) and Tenerife Ultras had a good win coming out (38-34) winners over Red Bullets.

Still all to play for in the H2Hs,and good to see a lot of teams are still in the hunt for the trophy.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW26 H2H FIXTURES GW27

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Good luck for this coming Gameweek guys,over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

Addick
22-02-2014, 16:22
Great start to the week - moved Terry from the team to end of the subs bench :(

AL JAY
22-02-2014, 19:34
Great start to the week - moved Terry from the team to end of the subs bench :(

I did the same with Huddlestone 1 goal 1 assist gah!!! *slits wrists* :ashamed:

murph
24-02-2014, 15:18
Dropped Carlton Cole and replaced him with Anichebe !

Getting worse and worse at this by the week!

henry
24-02-2014, 21:21
the ice bats is slowly going up the table col nil!!!

Addick
24-02-2014, 21:43
the ice bats is slowly going up the table col nil!!!

My team wasn't much of a contest for you this week. :(

COL NIL SATIS
25-02-2014, 00:17
the ice bats is slowly going up the table col nil!!!

Good stuff henry mate,your Ice Bats are certainly flying at the minute that is for sure,nice to see.

I will update the forum tables Tuesday night,the Ice bats will certainly be getting a mention.

Well done bud. :)

henry
27-02-2014, 21:01
time to play the col nil song!!! aka scooby doo where are you? it thursday now. but i guess he knows the ice bats is coming for him. that´s why he havn´t sadid anything. he becoming scare to said anything hahahahahahaha

COL NIL SATIS
28-02-2014, 21:06
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 27

Weekly update time ---GW27 proved to be another tough hurdle to get over with the weekly average score coming out at 52 points,as per usual though we had a few that hammered that total---Our big hitters this week were Texas Knights who hit a barnstorming 80 pts (WOW),Koneheads and Tonys Tigers both did well with 66 pts,RedundantGoonerMug had a goodun with 65 pts and our main man henry scored a sublime 60 points....(Well done those players,cracking scoring that is).
Top 6 saw little change but it is getting tight up there with just 16 points seperating 2nd from 5th,some good battles ensuing that is for sure.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW27 AND FIX GW28

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WEEKEND TEAM NEWS

Phil Jagielka is ruled out for Everton, though Romelu Lukaku returns. Davide Santon and Hatem Ben Arfa remain sidelined through injury. Arsenal welcome back Thomas Vermaelen and Mesut Ozil. Guy Demel emerges as a doubt for West Ham, whilst Sakho and Lucas return to training for Liverpool:

Roberto Martinez has confirmed that Phil Jagielka will miss the visit of West Ham after feeling his hamstring in the last couple of days. The injury is expected to see Jagielka ruled out for “a couple of weeks”. Antolin Alcaraz will vie with John Stones to replace Jagielka, with Roberto Martinez confirming the Paraguayan is fit and “working really well.” Elsewhere, Romelu Lukaku is available again to boost the Toffees’ striking options after being ineligible to face parent club Chelsea last week.

Newcastle will again be without the injured Davide Santon and Hatem Ben Arfa when they take on Hull at the weekend. The pair have knocks and won’t be available, though Sylvain Marveaux has returned and will be in contention for the Tigers clash.

Mesut Ozil is back in the squad for Arsenal’s trip to Stoke after missing last week with a thigh problem. Thomas Vermaelen also returns after injury, but Wenger has doubts over the fitness of left-backs Nacho Monreal and Kieran Gibbs, with the former coming off against Sunderland with a foot injury.

Sam Allardyce has revealed that defender Guy Demel has been struggling with illness after contracting a severe case of tonsillitis earlier in the week. The Hammers boss remains hopeful that the right-back will be fit to face Everton, having now returned to training. Meanwhile Andy Carroll is back in the squad following suspension, though January signing Marco Borriello continues to struggle with a calf problem.

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has received a double boost with news that Mamadou Sakho and Lucas Leiva have both returned to full training following injuries. The trip to St Mary’s will come too soon for Lucas, whilst summer signing Sakho will be assessed before a final decision is made on his availability.

Victor Wanyama and Jos Hooiveld are the Saints only doubts – both will be assessed prior to the match, Mauricio Pochettino confirmed earlier today.

In last night’s European matches, Ben Davies recovered from a calf injury to start in Swansea’s loss to Napoli last night. Alex Pozuelo emerged from the bench to cement his comeback from a brief hip problem in the 3-1 defeat to Rafa Benitez’ side. Elsewhere in the Europa League, Sandro returned from a calf complaint to play 76 minutes in Tottenham’s 3-1 win over FC Dnipro.

Have a good one guys,over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

henry
05-03-2014, 23:53
if you guys want to know what happed to the ice bats we got a training video we play in practice and you know what it´s working!!!
http://youtu.be/EhfGCJ0r8Pw

COL NIL SATIS
06-03-2014, 23:32
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW28

Another gameweek came and went and we now go into the final 3rd of the season with anticipation and excitement-GW28 proved a difficult one to manouvre through for many with the average score coming out at a lowly 46 points ---Our main protagonists for this week were TENERIFE ULTRAS who now has the bit between his teeth scoring a whopping 70 points (YIKES) ,SpartacusWoofWoofs and Caribe Celtic also did superbly well to come away with a healthy 64 points with the tykesters just behind them on 63 points,that is some going that is chaps,especially with a few of the big hitting players seemingly going awol for this week.

Top 6 of the Classic table did change about somewhat with Koneheads leading the way but it is starting to get a lot tighter from 2nd to 6th,redallstars jumped into 2nd spot ahead of RedundantGoonerMug who slipped to 3rd,Pleased to Michu, Murph and the Ultras stay 4th,5th and 6th respectively but the gap between those 5 is hotting up nicely.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEADS

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW28 AND GW29 FIXTURES

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GW29 is now on the horizon and here are a few snippets from the SCOUT for players to keep an eye on.

Ones to watch

Juan Mata – with three assists and four bonus points in his first five appearances since moving to Manchester United, the Spaniard has taken little time to settle. Mata’s creativity could come to the fore once again this weekend as the champions face a West Brom side yet to register a clean sheet under new manager Pepe Mel.

Ashkan Dejagah – re-installed to the Fulham first-team by new manager Felix Magath in Gameweek 27, the Iran international had an immediate impact by grabbing a goal in the 1-1 draw against West Brom. Priced at just 5.1, Dejagah’s forays down the Cottagers’ right could be key this weekend against fellow-strugglers Cardiff.

Gary Hooper – back in the Norwich XI for last week’s trip to Aston Villa, the summer signing from Glasgow Celtic teed up Wes Hoolahan for the Canaries opener. Hooper looks set to retain his starting berth for a crucial Carrow Road encounter with Stoke and given that four of his five goals have arrived at home, he’ll fancy his chances against a Potters side with a single clean sheet in the last 12 Gameweeks.

Glenn Murray – tentatively eased into the action by Tony Pulis after a long-term knee injury, the Crystal Palace forward opened his account for the season last weekend by netting a late leveller at Swansea City. Having scored 30 times for the Eagles last term, Murray’s keen eye for goal could be crucial as Southampton roll up to Selhurst Park.

Samuel Eto’o – only last week, Jose Mourinho claimed the Chelsea forward’s style of play is best-suited to home matches. Luckily for Eto’o, the Blues are up against Tottenham at Stamford Bridge this Saturday, as he looks to continue a record that has seen him produce four goals, a pair of assists and eight bonus points in the last five outings in front of his own fans.

Good luck as always guys,over and out for now,have a good gameweek http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
14-03-2014, 22:48
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW 29

GW29 was on the whole a nightmare for many FPL managers,only 5 games took place with many deciding to play the week with a much weakened team---The average score showed just that with it coming out at 29 pts --- We did however have a few that again made mincemeat of that total - garlicbread AguaDulceReds had an absolute corker of a GW scoring an incredible 74 points (serious hats off there mate that is sublime) Koneheads also had a stormer with 70 points,other high scorers were Red Bullets with 57 pts and Bumble Fc with a cracking 52 pts ....(Well done those players)

The only mover in the top 6 this week was RedundantGoonerMug who has now leapfrogged redallstars into 2nd place,the rest remains as we were with just 41 points seperating 2nd from 6th......All still to play for guys with 9 GWs remaining.

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The Head to Heads had a few blinders this week with Agua Dulce Reds beating Koneheads 70-66 in a titanic battle,the tykesters won a low scoring affair beating Dog House Demons 16-15,Going Down had a solid win coming out 50-35 winners against Barry's Caribe Celtic.All good stuff.

The top 6 is now really hotting up with Koneheads just one point ahead of Tenerife Ultras,Murph lies in 3rd with Tonys Tigers hot on his heels.

Some enticing games coming up this weekend in our Head to Heads.

HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW29 AND FIXTURES GW30

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Good luck this Gameweek guys,have a good one.http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

henry
15-03-2014, 22:08
forgot to said in head to head the ice bats are climbing fast hahahahahahah

COL NIL SATIS
20-03-2014, 20:19
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW30

Gameweek 30 was on the whole a pretty tough one to navigate through with the Average score coming out at a lowly 45 points --- Our big hitters for this week were the tykesters who hit a mighty 69 points followed closely by RedundantGoonerMug who piled in with 67 points,other big scorers were Bumble Fc and Bath a Loner who both came home with 64 points....(Well done chaps)

Top 6 of the table remain all unchanged from the previous week.

TENERIFE CLASSIC

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The Head to Heads is hotting up quite nicely now with both of the top 2 both losing this week....Tonys Tigers overcame Koneheads 45-40 with the Ultras going down 47-52 to the Untouchables,Austin Ice Bats had another good week beating CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS 59-49.

Some really interesting Head to heads coming up this week.

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW30 AND FIXTURES GW31

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This is a big Gameweek coming up guys,hopefully we all can have a good one....Over and out for now http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

Steve 4
22-03-2014, 23:53
Flipping 'eck, Col, 107 points before the Sunday games have kicked off, and a massive double gameweek still to come. You're on track to top 200 in one gameweek.

AL JAY
23-03-2014, 02:10
Flipping 'eck, Col, 107 points before the Sunday games have kicked off, and a massive double gameweek still to come. You're on track to top 200 in one gameweek.

The crazy thing is Colin dropped 28 places overall today,thats how hard it is at the top! Hats off to him though with the 107

COL NIL SATIS
23-03-2014, 20:47
Flipping 'eck, Col, 107 points before the Sunday games have kicked off, and a massive double gameweek still to come. You're on track to top 200 in one gameweek.

Haha cheers Steve, it was nuts some of the scores that were coming in yesterday mate,i had looked at this gameweek for a couple of weeks and knew what i wanted to go with although i didn't expect anything as high as that,fingers crossed those same players can do just as well in the 2nd part of this gameweek and hopefully i may climb that table a little further...I did expect to fly up the table last night but the scores up there are unbelievable to be honest and i ended up going down a few spots....Grrrrrrr

henry
24-03-2014, 18:51
oh my god!! what happed to the all mighty aj team? i tell you what happed!! the austin ice bats had destory aj team so bad there nothing but cargass all over the field. and ice bats are going for the big king up there col nil!! we coming for you. just ask the reminding team aj. if you find any survivors on his team hahahahaha we beat up aj team sooo bad we had to put his team down!! and you want to see something really scary col nil just wait and see hahahahahahaha

AL JAY
27-03-2014, 17:11
oh my god!! what happed to the all mighty aj team? i tell you what happed!! the austin ice bats had destory aj team so bad there nothing but cargass all over the field. and ice bats are going for the big king up there col nil!! we coming for you. just ask the reminding team aj. if you find any survivors on his team hahahahaha we beat up aj team sooo bad we had to put his team down!! and you want to see something really scary col nil just wait and see hahahahahahaha

Henry have you been on the Wacky Baccy or mixing bottles of Mountain Dew or summat,you need to go to Specsavers!!! Never question someones score in the middle of a double gameweek, You still trail in my wake you blathering Carthorse! :redcard::tiphat::raspberry2::devil2:

henry
27-03-2014, 21:19
yeah yeah you keep saying that a.j. if you keeping saying that you velive it lol. just admit the champion of 2012/2013 is slipping away slowly hahahahahahaha

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COL NIL SATIS
29-03-2014, 00:00
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW31

Evening gents ---Well what a gameweek that was,these Double Gameweeks are unbelievable for points scoring and a lot of players took advantage of this-The average gw score came out in 3 figures at 107 which in itself is an incredible score in FPL land ---We had a good few players that hammered that total and that is good to see--- Our Highest scorer this week was Tony pubs Tigers who hit a mammoth 184 points (simply put that is outstanding) Koneheads had a good one coming home with 168 points,other massive scorers were Spartacuswoofwoofs 158 pts and The tykesters 157 points,some real bad ass scoring going on there (serious hats off for this week with them scores gents,well done) :tiphat:

Top 6 of the Classic table has moved around somewhat with scores like that knocking about,Koneheads remains top with RedundantGoonerMug solid in 2nd,Pleased to Michu goes up into 3rd spot with redallstars dropping to 4th,Bumble fc continues his steady climb into 5th pushing Murphs Marauders down to 6th.

Bottom 3 are now way way off and are doomed --- Kone with the wind,DogHouseDemons and MoyesManMiracles :mad:

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE UPDATED

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

Head to heads had some absolutely crazy games going on --- the tykesters overcame Bumble fc with a (157-147 pts win) being the highlight game of the week,Caribe Celtic also had a good win against Untouchables (138-134)

2 movers in the top 6 of the H2HS were Henrys Ice bats and The Texas Knights upto 4th,5th respectively.The Ultras are still on Koneheads heels at the top of the tree.

Good goings on in the H2HS still,great stuff.:respect:

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW31 AND GW32 FIXTURES BELOW

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GW 32 TEAM NEWS

Hull’s Allan McGregor is likely to be sidelined for the season with kidney damage sustained in Wednesday loss at West Ham. The keeper is currently suspended for two games after being dismissed in the 2-1 defeat but may have played his last match of the current campaign, with Steve Bruce admitting “he’s in a bad way”. The Scot will remain in a Hugh Dependency Unit for another couple of days and should leave hospital in a week’s time.

Arsene Wenger has revealed Aaron Ramsey is expected to return to first-team training next week. Jack Wilshere “needs more time”, though, while Nacho Monreal is expected back in training in the next few days as he steps up his recovery from an ankle injury.

Tim Krul is out “for the next two or three games” with a knee injury, according to Alan Pardew. Newcastle could welcome back Davide Santon, who has returned to training after recovering from illness, whilst Loic Remy is expected back in training on Monday and could be ready for the Gameweek 33 clash with Man United. Alan Pardew is considering handing a start to Hatem Ben Arfa, while Sammy Ameobi remains sidelined for the Magpies.

Mauricio Pochettino has confirmed Nathaniel Clyne is ruled out of Southampton’s clash against Newcastle with the groin problem that forced him off at Spurs last Sunday. The Saints boss has doubts over Jay Rodriguez, Steven Davis, Morgan Schneiderlin and Victor Wanyama, whilst Kelvin Davis and Maya Yoshida are definitely out – the latter may not feature for the club until next season after sustaining knee ligament damage in training.

In his early Friday morning press conference, Roberto Martinez revealed Phil Jagielka “is now fully fit” ahead of the trip to Fulham.

Tony Pulis remains without Dwight Gayle and Marouane Chamakh for the visit of Chelsea, though the Moroccan is expected to return in time for next week’s crucial clash with Cardiff.

Reports in the Guardian suggest David Silva could be a doubt for City’s trip to Arsenal this weekend. The paper suggests the Spaniard picked up an ankle injury in Tuesday’s win over United and has been receiving treatment over the last couple of days – we’ll be eagerly awaiting Manuel Pellegrini’s lunchtime press conference for an update.

Villa boss Paul Lambert has revealed Andreas Weimann has recovered from the leg problem that forced him off during Villa’s home loss to Stoke last Sunday. Karim El Ahmadi remains doubtful with a thigh problem for the trip to Old Trafford.

Pepe Mel has been handed a boost at the back ahead of West Brom’s vital match with Cardiff. Gareth McAuley has been passed fit after limping out of last week’s loss to Hull and Diego Lugano has made a rapid recovery from a knee problem. Morgan Amalfitano is also available, though Victor Anichebe requires a fitness test on a hamstring problem and Chris Brunt, Claudio Yacob and Billy Jones all remain sidelined for the Baggies.

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henry
30-03-2014, 21:52
come on a.j. !!! your team got beat so bad from the ice bats your team still have not recover the smashing what the ice bats did to you and your team going down down down!!! we allready have our grand prize we after is col nil!!!

COL NIL SATIS
04-04-2014, 19:38
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW32

Gameweek 32 was a really tough one to navigate through,with a lot of teams really struggling to get a decent score on the board ---The GW Average came out at 46 points-- Our big hitters for this week were Henrys ice bats who scored a whopping 82 pts (very well done H) Tonys Tigers had another stormer with 75 pts and Callao Kings came home with 74 pts ---They are seriously good scores for this GW chaps (Awesome stuff)

The one big mover in the top 6 this week is that man henry -He has moved up 3 places into 6th spot.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW32 AND FIXTURES GW33

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WEEKEND TEAM NEWS

Aston Villa were rocked yesterday after it was confirmed that Christian Benteke would be ruled out for at least six months, having ruptured an Achilles tendon in training. Elsewhere Gabby Agbonlahor will be assessed after missing training during the week with a sickness bug. Karim El Ahmadi is also struggling with the thigh strain that ruled him out of the United game last week, and is doubtful to face Fulham, though Nathan Baker will return to the squad after missing last Saturday’s Old Trafford loss with a foot injury.

Roberto Martinez doesn’t expect Phil Jagielka to be ready for Sunday’s home game against Arsenal, as the centre-half continues to struggle with a hamstring problem. The Toffees boss is a lot more optimistic on Ross Barkley, though – the youngster is still being assessed after picking up a calf problem last weekend but Martinez revealed he is ”very much positive” he will be available.

Newcastle’s injury woes have worsened with Alan Pardew revealing that midfielder Moussa Sissoko may miss the next two to three weeks with a hamstring strain. Loic Remy has also been ruled out, contrary to last week’s suggestions that he would be fit to face Man United this weekend. Newcastle also remain without injured pair Mathieu Debuchy and Tim Krul for the visit of United.

Arsene Wenger has confirmed Aaron Ramsey is back in the Arsenal squad for Sunday’s Goodison showdown after finally recovering from a thigh injury. Nacho Monreal also returns for the Gunners, though Kieran Gibbs and Serge Gnabry are both doubtful. Laurent Koscielny (calf) remains sidelined, however, with Wenger commenting; ‘The earliest [he will be back] is next week, the latest is the week after.’ Jack Wilshere and Mesut Ozil also remain on the treatment table, though Abou Diaby has returned to training for the Gunners.

Tony Pulis has confirmed that Marouane Chamakh is in contention for Saturday’s crunch clash with Cardiff after missing the last four league games with a hamstring strain. “Chamakh has trained all week and he is ready to go”, revealed the Eagles boss.

Fulham have no fresh injury worries ahead of their visit to Villa Park at the weekend, with Felix Magath also confirming that Scott Parker has returned to training after recovering from injury. Kostas Mitroglou remains sidelined, whilst Fernando Amorebieta returns to the squad after serving a suspension. Darren Bent is ineligible to face his parent club.

Stoke boss Mark Hughes has confirmed the news that Robert Huth will miss the remainder of the season with a knee injury. Meanwhile, Oussama Assaidi remains out with a knee problem, though Stoke will be boosted by Jon Walters’ return from suspension.

Pepe Mel has revealed that both Claudio Yacob and Billy Jones have returned to training and will be assessed ahead of the trip to Carrow Road. Victor Anichebe is set to be fit to face the Canaries having recovered from a hamstring injury. Chris Brunt, though, remains sidelined for the Baggies who will have Jonas Olsson available once again following suspension.

Finally, Mauricio Pochettino has suggested that midfielder Victor Wanyama could return from injury this weekend and will be assessed later today.

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henry
05-04-2014, 21:43
told ya col nil ice bats are coming for you. just ask a.j. hahahahahah

AL JAY
05-04-2014, 23:07
told ya col nil ice bats are coming for you. just ask a.j. hahahahahah


Henry if i were you i wouldn't be shouting from the rooftops,take a look at the table you are 279 points behind the Koneheads,its a one horse race, the Ice Donkeys have left it too late :bootyshake: :wow::D

henry
07-04-2014, 21:42
oh a.j. you have to believe in the ice bats!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!

murph
07-04-2014, 23:46
oh a.j. you have to believe in the ice bats!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!

Well you completely bashed my team up in the Head to Head Henry - Well Done!!

henry
08-04-2014, 20:16
and the ice bats streak continues to grow another Victim has fallen!!! yes, yes, yes,yes,yes

henry
10-04-2014, 18:38
you know i´m am shocked!! i´m speechless!! i just don´t know what to said but??? COL NIL HAHAHAHA CAN´T BELIVE THAT THE ALL MIGHT COL NIL TEAM HAS FALLEN ON HEAD TO HEAD WITH MY DAD TEAM?? THE TEXAS KNIGHTS!! THE KONEHEADS IS RUNNING OUT OF STREAM NOW!! hahahahahaha i´m going to have fun with this. the texas knights beat you heard me right. the texas knights beat the koneheads in head to head!! :fpull::fpull::fpull::fpull: the streak is slowly going to end col nil!! if the texas knights beat your team in a can of whoop ass. you know the austin is becoming near to you!!! right let me call on the english newspaper to put it front page. KNIGHTS SLAUGHTER KONEHEADS in a battle and ice bats to follow very soon!!!!

COL NIL SATIS
11-04-2014, 22:50
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW33

Just a quick update tonight chaps,had a heavy work week this week so have to keep this short,up for an early start tomorrow but wanted to get the tables up as we stand.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW33 AND H2H FIXTURES GW34

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henry well done on your form as of late mucka you are putting in some serious scores as of late,good stuff man,also well played to the Knights for a great win against my team in GW33,we did what we could but the stronger team won...Good luck this GW fella ,should be an interesting run in in the H2HS,that is for sure. :)

Some Team news for the weekend guys

John Terry is a doubt for Chelsea’s trip to Swansea. Arsene Wenger confirms Aaron Ramsey will start in the FA Cup. James Morrison has emerged as a fitness worry for West Brom. Tim Krul could return between the sticks for Newcastle. Aston Villa and Fulham receive injury boosts ahead of clashes with Crystal Palace and Norwich respectively, whilst Leon Osman is the only Everton doubt for the trip to Wearside, with Phil Jagielka missing out yet again:

Reports suggest that John Terry is a doubt for Chelsea’s trip to Swansea after picking up a foot problem. Fantasy managers waiting for news of Eden Hazard’s calf injury could be left none the wiser heading into the weekend deadline after Jose Mourinho appears to have cancelled his usual Friday lunchtime press conference.

Artur Boruc and Gaston Ramirez remain doubtful with the back and ankle problems that kept them out of last week’s game against Man City. Mauricio Pochettino has confirmed both will be assessed prior to tomorrow’s home encounter with Cardiff.

Ahead of the FA Cup clash with Wigan, Arsene Wenger has revealed that Aaron Ramsey is ready to feature from the start as he builds up his match fitness. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Kieran Gibbs and Tomas Rosicky are all doubts to face Wigan and, whilst Laurent Koscielny is definitely out of Saturday’s fixture, he could recover in time to face the Hammers in midweek. Meanwhile, Mesut Ozil could return from a hamstring injury in time for next week’s clash with Hull.

James Morrison is the Baggies’ only injury concern for the visit of Spurs with a muscle problem. Morrison will undergo a late fitness test, with Mel confirming that Chris Brunt will deputise in central midfield should Morrison not recover, in what is also expected to be an otherwise unchanged starting XI.

Newcastle could receive a boost ahead of the trip to the Britannia with Alan Pardew suggesting that Tim Krul “has a chance” of playing following injury. Loic Remy has resumed training but this weekend will come too soon for the Frenchman, confirms Pardew. Mathieu Debuchy is expected to return to training next week following a groin injury, according to reports.

Gabby Agbonlahor, Karim El Ahmadi and Fabian Delph have all been declared fit for the trip to Crystal Palace, having missed out last weekend through illness and injury respectively.

Fulham will welcome back Scott Parker to the squad for the crucial Canaries clash this weekend. Dan Burn and Giorgos Karagounis are also available for selection once more. Felix Magath, though, has ruled out both Kostas Mitroglou and Moussa Dembele, with the latter taking part in the Dallas Cup with Fulham’s youth squad.

Roberto Martinez has confirmed that Leon Osman remains the only new injury doubt for the trip to Sunderland with an eye injury, with the squad expected to be the same as it was against Arsenal. A behind-closed-doors friendly has been arranged for Phil Jagielka next week, to allow the central defender to build up his match fitness following a hamstring injury.

Have a good gameweek guys,will have next weeks update at the normal time on the Thursday,apologies for this late one...http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

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you know i´m am shocked!! i´m speechless!! i just don´t know what to said but??? COL NIL HAHAHAHA CAN´T BELIVE THAT THE ALL MIGHT COL NIL TEAM HAS FALLEN ON HEAD TO HEAD WITH MY DAD TEAM?? THE TEXAS KNIGHTS!! THE KONEHEADS IS RUNNING OUT OF STREAM NOW!! hahahahahaha i´m going to have fun with this. the texas knights beat you heard me right. the texas knights beat the koneheads in head to head!! :fpull::fpull::fpull::fpull: the streak is slowly going to end col nil!! if the texas knights beat your team in a can of whoop ass. you know the austin is becoming near to you!!! right let me call on the english newspaper to put it front page. KNIGHTS SLAUGHTER KONEHEADS in a battle and ice bats to follow very soon!!!!


Hmmmmmmmmm,He who dares Rodney,he who Dares :) Well played H mate....keep it going mucka http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

COL NIL SATIS
18-04-2014, 22:18
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 34

Quick update this week guys after the the short turnaround in Gameweeks.We will have a more detailed round up for the next Gamweek.

TENERIFE CLASSIC LEAGUE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

Als Ultras go top of the Head table this week and knock Koneheads down to 2nd spot,Tonys Tigers and Austin Ice Bats remain 3rd 4th respectively.Good going chaps.

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW34 AND FIXTURES GW35

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TEAM NEWS

Mesut Ozil is expected to return for Arsenal’s trip to Hull. Daniel Sturridge remains a doubt as Liverpool head to Norwich. Loic Remy is back in training ahead of Newcastle’s clash with Swansea. Wayne Rooney may return for United, Artur Boruc is back for Southampton and Moussa Dembele is available for Tottenham again:

Arsene Wenger has confirmed Kieran Gibbs is out of Arsenal’s trip to Hull, though fellow left-back Nacho Monreal, along with Mesut Ozil, could be in line for a return to action. Mathieu Flamini is also available following a two-match suspension.

Paul Lambert welcomes back Leandro Bacuna for Villa’s home game with Southampton after the defender recovered from a hamstring problem.

Phil Jagielka is “unlikely” to make Everton’s home game against United, Roberto Martinez has admitted. The Toffees have no new injuries, with Steven Pienaar potentially returning in time for the Gameweek 37 visit of Man City.

Fulham’s on-loan midfielder Lewis Holtby is unable to face parent club Tottenham at White Hart Lane this weekend. Record signing Kostas Mitroglou remains sidelined with a knee injury, Cauley Woodrow is back in training after recovering from a dead leg.

Brendan Rodgers has admitted Daniel Sturridge “may struggle” to make Liverpool’s trip to Norwich on Sunday, with the forward set to be assessed over the next couple of days.

David Moyes’ pre-weekend press conference has yet to take place as it is scheduled for later today, though the United boss has reportedly confirmed at a FWA managers’ lunch yesterday that Wayne Rooney is expected to be passed fit for Sunday’s trip to Everton.

Alan Pardew will make a late call on the availability of Loic Remy and Mathieu Debuchy after the pair returned to full training ahead of Newcastle’s home game with Swansea. Hatem Ben Arfa is “struggling” with a dead leg picked up during last week’s loss at Stoke. Davide Santon is expected to miss the remainder of the season with a hamstring injury.

Artur Boruc is fit to face Villa this weekend, according to Southampton boss Mauricio Pochettino. Gaston Ramirez is sidelined with an ankle injury for the Saints.

Charlie Adam is expected to be in the Stoke squad to face Cardiff after undergoing surgery on a broken nose earlier in the week. Oussama Assaidi returned to training yesterday but the match will “probably come too soon” for the wide man, says Mark Hughes. Matt Etherington remains out with a back problem.

Kevin Nolan has recovered from the hamstring injury that forced him to miss the midweek trip to Arsenal, Sam Allardyce has confirmed. James Collins and Joey O’Brien are also back for the Hammers’ home game against Palace.

Chico Flores serves the first of a two-match ban as Swansea head to Newcastle this weekend. According to local press reports, Garry Monk will give Michu “every chance” of making the trip to St James’ Park after he missed out with an ankle complaint last time around.

Moussa Dembele is back in the Tottenham squad to face his former club Fulham after recovering from injury. Michael Dawson and Roberto Soldado are both back in training, whilst Jan Vertonghen, Kyle Walker, Etienne Capoue and Erik Lamela remain out, with Tim Sherwood admitting the latter won’t feature again this season.

Have a good one guys http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

AL JAY
19-04-2014, 01:24
henry is very quiet this week.i think his Ice Bats have been on the Dorada :crylaughing::ducky::titanic::drunk2::cheers:

YOUNG GOLFER
19-04-2014, 01:32
henry is very quiet this week.i think his Ice Bats have been on the Dorada :crylaughing::ducky::titanic::drunk2::cheers:

Cheery coke mate.

Addick
19-04-2014, 14:13
Beginning to know how Norwich feel given 3 of their final 4 games are against top 4 sides (Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal, plus a mid table one in Man Utd :)) ...Mine are Koneheads (beat 'em), Ultra's and Tigers plus Murph's Marauders.:football:

henry
19-04-2014, 21:10
@<u><a href="http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/member.php?u=1848" target="_blank">henry</a></u> is very quiet this week.i think his Ice Bats have been on the Dorada :crylaughing::ducky::titanic::drunk2::cheers:

well a.j. ice bats have a song for everyone let it burn. because we burn the other teams into flames hahahahha just listen to the words!!
http://youtu.be/5GRUPNXbflQ

henry
24-04-2014, 20:30
havn´t heard anything from col nil or aj. humm??

COL NIL SATIS
24-04-2014, 22:46
havn´t heard anything from col nil or aj. humm??

The full weekly update will be up tomorrow night H mate,been on lates this week but have an early finish tomorrow so all is good,will have the update up before 9pm Uk time Friday night.Will also post up the weekend team news etc too.
henry :tiphat:

COL NIL SATIS
25-04-2014, 21:30
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GW35

Evening all.Time for our weekly update on all things Fantasy Football -- Gameweek 35 was a tricky one to get through with some teams hitting brilliant scores whilst others really struggled...The GW Average came out at 52 pts --- Our top performers this week were Tonys Tigers who hit an almighty 89 pts,Caribe Celtic had a stormer with 75 points and RedundantGoonerMug had another corker with 73 points...(Tremendous going that is) well played guys.

Top 6 of the Classic table changed slightly with Koneheads staying top,Pleased To Michu remains in 2nd spot with RedundantGoonerMug upto 3rd,redallstars climbed into 4th with Bumble Fc down to 5th and Tenerife Ultras in 6th.Will these places change ? 60 points serperates 2nd from 6th.

All to play for.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD TABLE UPDATED

The Head to heads has again swung around this GW with Koneheads back up into 1st place with Tenerife Ultras hot on their heels in 2nd place,Tonys Tigers remains 3rd with H's Ice bats holding down 4th spot.Texas Knights and Going Down take 5th and 6th place.

A massive GW is on the horizon with the the top 2 playing each other...... YIKES!!!! The result of this game will be massive for both sides.

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW35 AND FIXTURES GW36

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TEAM NEWS

Chelsea midfielder Ramires is banned for four matches after accepting an FA charge of violent conduct. Sylvain Distin joins Phil Jagielka on the sidelines for Everton’s visit to St Mary’s. Moussa Sissoko has returned to training for Newcastle, Michu is out of Swansea’s game with Villa, whilst Gareth McAuley faces a late fitness test ahead of the Baggies’ encounter with West Ham:

Chelsea will be without midfielder Ramires for the top-of-the-table clash with Liverpool. The Brazilian has accepted an FA charge of violent conduct for an off-the-ball incident against Sunderland and will now miss the rest of the season. Meanwhile reports suggest Eden Hazard will not be fit for the Anfield clash, though the winger is on course to return for the vital Champions League semi-final second leg against Atletico Madrid in midweek.

Ryan Giggs has revealed Rafael and Robin Van Persie are still sidelined for United, though everyone else is fit.

Arsene Wenger has confirmed Thomas Vermaelen could return for Arsenal’s home clash with Newcastle. Kieran Gibbs remains out, whilst Abou Diaby is back on the injury list after picking up a groin injury during an outing for the club’s under 21 side earlier in the week.

Morgan Schneiderlin has been ruled out for Southampton’s home encounter against Everton after picking up “a last minute problem”, whilst youngster Harrison Reed is struggling with illness.

Roberto Martinez has ruled Sylvain Distin out of the weekend trip to Southampton, with the defender failing to recover from the hamstring injury that forced him off against United last week. Elsewhere, the Toffees has confirmed Phil Jagielka is also still out, whilst on-loan striker Lacina Traore is unlikely to be fit enough to play again this season.

Newcastle have been boosted by the return to training of Moussa Sissoko this week, with Alan Pardew suggesting that the midfielder “has got a chance” of featuring against Arsenal. On-loan forward Luuk de Jong remains a doubt with an ankle problem.

Norwich boss Neil Adams has confirmed that Joseph Yobo will miss the trip to Old Trafford, as the on-loan defender undergoes further treatment on a calf injury. Elliot Bennett though, is back in the squad following a knee problem, with Adams also reporting no fresh injury concerns.

Michu will miss Swansea’s vital clash with Villa through injury, though Garry Monk remains hopeful that the midfielder will return to play some part before the end of the season.

Aston Villa’s Joe Bennett is Paul Lambert’s only concern ahead of the trip to Swansea, with the defender nursing an ankle injury. Villa will also welcome back Nicklas Helenius into the squad, with the summer signing now fully fit, having overcome a recent thigh problem.

Pepe Mel has revealed that Gareth McAuley has failed to train after missing Monday’s defeat at the Etihad with a calf complaint. The Baggies’ boss has confirmed that the centre-half will face a late fitness test to ascertain his availability for the game against West Ham this weekend.

The Hammers themselves are expected to be without Matt Taylor this weekend. Sam Allardyce admitted he doesn’t think the midfielder will be available due to personal reasons.

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Addick
26-04-2014, 14:06
The Head to heads has again swung around this GW with Koneheads back up into 1st place with Tenerife Ultras hot on their heels in 2nd place,Tonys Tigers remains 3rd with H's Ice bats holding down 4th spot.Texas Knights and Going Down take 5th and 6th place.



Must be an awesome team that has beaten the top side in both of the last 2 weeks :)

AL JAY
26-04-2014, 15:52
Must be an awesome team that has beaten the top side in both of the last 2 weeks :)


I didn't want David Silva to play in our head2head last Monday as i had Jedinak sitting on the bench with 11 points, As soon as i seen the City teamsheet i knew that Silva would have a stinker ..... *jumps off cliff*

Well done Addick!

The head2head will be interesting this week its 1st v 2nd

Addick
27-04-2014, 09:32
I didn't want David Silva to play in our head2head last Monday as i had Jedinak sitting on the bench with 11 points, As soon as i seen the City teamsheet i knew that Silva would have a stinker ..... *jumps off cliff*

Well done Addick!

The head2head will be interesting this week its 1st v 2nd

Yes, I did notice that, with Silva being highlighted in yellow on the FF page and possibly not playing I was sure he'd be rested and you'd get Jedinak's points and beat me. Well done Pellegrini!

Looks like you've got some catching up to do today.

henry
01-05-2014, 19:39
i guess col nil kicking back a few now!! no updates since the 27 of april. now i know col nil had a few hahahahahaha

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COL NIL SATIS
02-05-2014, 20:15
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 36

Another Gameweek over and we are finally into the last couple of weeks of the season -- Gameweek 36 had an average score of 44 which to be honest seemed pretty high to me,we had a few players that did a lot better than that as always,our top 3 scorers were Agua Dulce Reds who scored a mammoth 77 points (WOW),CHOCOLATE TEAPOTS piled in a 65 and Texas Knights hit a healthy 64 points. (great scores for a tough gameweek,well done)

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD

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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW36 AND H2H FIXTURES GW37

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THE WEEKEND TEAM NEWS

Wayne Rooney is a doubt for United due to illness and a groin problem. Phil Jagielka is likely to return for Everton’s clash with Man City, though Sylvain Distin is doubtful. Felix Magath has concerns over Steve Sidwell ahead of the crunch clash with Stoke. Newcastle’s Luuk de Jong is available for selection ahead of the Cardiff encounter. Leandro Bacuna returns for Aston Villa, though Joe Bennett remains a doubt. Arsenal rule out an injured trio for the visit of West Brom, whilst Bacary Sagna is a worry due to a knee problem:

Wayne Rooney will be assessed over the next 24 hours as he struggles to overcome a bug and a tight groin problem. Ryan Giggs has revealed “a few of the lads have had a bug”, and is undecided on Robin Van Persie, going on to say “Whether tomorrow is too early we’ll just see how he goes today”.

Roberto Martinez has revealed that Sylvain Distin has returned to training, with a late decision set to be made on the Frenchman’s availability against Man City. Phil Jagielka is in contention to feature, with Martinez “quite confident” the skipper will be in the squad, whilst the Toffees boss has allayed injury fears for Leighton Baines, stressing that the left-back will be fine to feature at the weekend. Steven Pienaar remains sidelined, though Martinez is hopeful the South African will make a return before the end of the season.

Steve Sidwell is Felix Magath’s main injury concern ahead of the crucial meeting with Stoke at the weekend, after the midfielder came off against Hull with a knock last week. Magath has no other injury worries, and could welcome back Kostas Mitroglou to the squad, after confirming the striker had trained all week.

Newcastle will welcome back loan-signing Luuk de Jong into the squad to face Cardiff this weekend, with the forward having recovered from an ankle injury. Meanwhile, Alan Pardew revealed that Hatem Ben Arfa was not involved in training with the main group, casting doubt over the attacker’s game time as the season draws to a close.

Leandro Bacuna has recovered from the virus that forced him off at half-time against Swansea last week, and is available for selection ahead of Villa’s clash with Hull. Joe Bennett though, remains a doubt with an ankle injury.

Arsenal are expected to have the same squad from the win over Newcastle when they take on West Brom at the weekend, with Arsene Wenger ruling out out Kieran Gibbs, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Jack Wilshere. Although the left-back has returned to training, his manager admits he will be “a bit short” for Sunday, whilst no time-scale has been put on the returns of Wilshere and Oxlade-Chamberlain. Bacary Sagna is rated as 50-50 after picking up a knee problem.

Chelsea midfielder Oscar has admitted that his absence on the pitch in recent weeks is down to a hip injury. The Brazilian is wary of exacerbating the injury and risk missing the World Cup, though hopes to feature in the final game of the season against Cardiff.

Good luck chaps http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

tonypub
08-05-2014, 20:59
can i play henrys dingbats every week please:raspberry2: seriously thouh,i think henry should get an award for the lowest score ever,at head to head.4 points :crazy:

AL JAY
08-05-2014, 22:05
Oi Tony tonypub is my team name on the Cup in the Pub for winning the title last year?

tonypub
09-05-2014, 10:14
Oi Tony tonypub is my team name on the Cup in the Pub for winning the title last year?
of course it is,its a bit faded though.ill do a new post-it.

AL JAY
09-05-2014, 12:04
of course it is,its a bit faded though.ill do a new post-it.


Gah!!! *rings Scouse Mafia in Parque De La Reina* :D :whistle:

YOUNG GOLFER
10-05-2014, 00:39
Moyesmancmiracles doing well I see lol

COL NIL SATIS
10-05-2014, 20:17
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE GAMEWEEK 37

Our penultimate round up for the Tenerife Forum Fantasy football leagues--Gameweek 37 was a high scoring gameweek for many with a high average score of 62 points---Our top 3 scorers for this gw all hit over 100 points (YIKES) Murph Marauders 111,Kone with the wind 104 and Untouchables 101 (tremendous going that is chaps) serious scores them.

Top 6 of the table saw no change at all.

TENERIFE CLASSIC TABLE

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TENERIFE HEAD TO HEAD

The head to heads had a few bizarre results this week with Tonys Tigers defeating H's Ice bats 66-4 (what happened there Henry lol) :scared: Going Down also had a comfortable win beating the Texas Knights 78-10,Koneheads took the H2H Title with a 88-62 win over average.


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HEAD TO HEAD RESULTS GW37 AND GW38 FIXTURES

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FINAL GAMEWEEK TEAM NEWS

Sergio Aguero is back in City’s squad for Sunday’s home game with West Ham. Wayne Rooney is almost certain to miss out for United again, with Phil Jones sidelined due to a shoulder complaint. John Terry, Frank Lampard and Samuel Eto’o seem set to skip Chelsea’s trip to Cardiff, Gus Poyet hints at making changes for Sunderland’s home clash with Swansea, Allan McGregor and Paul McShane could return for Hull, whilst Tim Sherwood has a number of injuries to contend with for Tottenham’s game against Villa:

Sergio Aguero is back in the City squad for Sunday’s home game against West Ham. Manuel Pellegrini has confirmed he has a fully-fit squad for the Etihad clash as he looks for the win which would secure the title.

Roberto Martinez is optimistic that both Steven Pienaar and on-loan forward Lacina Traore will be back in the Everton squad for Sunday’s trip to Hull after the duo returned to first-team training earlier this week. Darron Gibson is also in training for the Toffees but Martinez reckons the midfielder is unlikely to make it.

Gus Poyet has admitted he will make some alterations to the Sunderland XI for the weekend home clash against Swansea. The Black Cats boss reckons “maybe two, three or four” players deserve a start after failing to feature in recent matches. Reports in the local press suggest Lee Cattermole and Seb Larsson have both struggled with knocks in recent matches and could be amongst those rested.

Ryan Giggs has conceded Sunday’s trip to St Mary’s is “probably a little bit too quick” for Wayne Rooney to return for United. Phil Jones is definitely out, though, after being forced off with a shoulder problem in midweek.

Stoke’s on-loan winger Oussama Assaidi is unlikely to make Sunday’s derby trip to the Hawthorns after suffering a setback in training, according to Mark Hughes. Potters skipper Ryan Shawcross returns after serving a one-match suspension.

Frank Lampard (illness), Samuel Eto’o and John Terry are all major doubts for Chelsea’s trip to Cardiff – assessing the trio’s chances of featuring, Jose Mourinho admitted “normally all of them are out” in his lunchtime press conference.

Etienne Capoue is back in contention for Tottenham’s home game with Villa, though Tim Sherwood must make do without the services of Moussa Dembele, Nacer Chadli, Erik Lamela, Kyle Walker, Jan Vertonghen, Andros Townsend and the suspended Younes Kaboul as he looks to clinch Europa League qualification.

Steve Bruce is optimistic that Allan McGregor and Paul McShane could be back for Hull’s home game against Everton, while Sone Aluko is also closing in on return from a hamstring issue.

Gabby Agbonlahor is back in contention for Villa’s trip to Spurs after missing out against City in midweek. Marc Albrighton remains “touch and go” with a groin injury, Paul Lambert has revealed.

Liam Ridgewell is back in full training and could return for West Brom against Stoke, whilst the club’s official website has confirmed Morgan Amalfitano was rested in midweek and is expected to return. Right-back pair Billy Jones and Steven Reid are out, whilst Jonas Olsson has fully recovered from the knock that forced him out of the starting XI against the Black Cats.

Hopefully we can all have a great final week,best of luck guys,let's go out with a bang. http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

tonypub
13-05-2014, 22:00
well done col on winning both leagues.

COL NIL SATIS
13-05-2014, 22:47
TENERIFE FORUM FANTASY FOOTBALL FINAL TABLES

Our final update for the Tenerife Forum Fantasy Football Leagues 2013/14 ---My own Koneheads team came out the winner of the Tenerife Forum Classic league this season scoring 2480 points(finishing 823rd overall in FPL) which is our highest score ever beating last years winning total by 342 points ,Pleased to Michu finished as runner up with a total of 2190 points and Bumble Fc grabbed 3rd spot with 2168 points....Well done guys on a terrific season and thanks for taking part.

TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC

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TENERIFE HEAD TO HEAD TABLE

Koneheads also took the H2H Title with Als Ultras finishing as runner up,Tonys Tigers got onto the podium finishing in 3rd place.Well done to all players who competed this season.

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HEAD TO HEAD GW38 RESULTS

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TENERIFE FORUM CLASSIC LEAGUE WINNER --- Koneheads CNS http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/trophysmile_zps14830548.jpg (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/trophysmile_zps14830548.jpg.html)

TENERIFE FORUM HEAD TO HEAD WINNER --- Koneheads CNS http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/trophysmile_zps14830548.jpg (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/trophysmile_zps14830548.jpg.html)

Just want to say a massive thank you to every player that took part in our leagues this season and for those that got involved with this thread offering advice and help etc,i always enjoy doing our weekly updates and enjoy the banter with our regulars on the Tenerife Forum,hopefully we will all be back for the 2014/15 season with big hearts and all with ambitions to win this thing.....Hope you all have a great summer,get those flip flops on get a beer in your hand and chill out for a couple of months......Enjoy it guys and take care.

Over and out from Col http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r525/col59/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif (http://s1170.photobucket.com/user/col59/media/ten/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560_zpsaea9081e.gif.h tml)

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well done col on winning both leagues.

Thanks a lot Tony,appreciate it bud.

Steve 4
14-05-2014, 01:42
Massive thanks to you, Col, for running this league and doing the posts all season. Obviously congrats to you for winning this league, but blimmin' well done on your overall points tally and finishing well inside the top thousand out of 3 million or so. Your flirting with the best of the best in the top hundred opened my eyes to how tough it is among those who really know what they're doing these days. My main disappointment this season is that Cardiff went down, which means I'm unlikely to be able to have the team name next season: I Don't Know Mutch.

garlicbread
14-05-2014, 09:58
Great job throughout the season Col, many thanks from me an Nurse Ratchet

Addick
14-05-2014, 14:18
Thanks for all the updates through the season Col, looking forward to next year.

West mids tyke
14-05-2014, 20:28
along with everybody else congrats on winning again col and thanks for the updates, happy to know my finishes this season were ahell of a lot better than last year and i finished and battered the ice bats this time (cue dodgy youtube video henry lol) see you all next season for the prem, championship stuff not bothering me my team barnsley league 1 to rebuild (hopefully)

henry
14-05-2014, 20:41
not bad ice bats finish in 4th in head to head!!! and for you west mids. just listen to the song we get you we allready beat you in head to head!!
http://youtu.be/Bikl9-OPPmA

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and for col nil and a.j. this is for you guys for next year!! http://youtu.be/i6erHBRh1_s

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http://youtu.be/i6erHBRh1_s

COL NIL SATIS
14-05-2014, 21:47
Steve 4 garlicbread West mids tyke Addick henry Thanks very much guys for the appreciative responses,see you all in a couple of months for the 2014/15 season,cheers.:football::football::football:

AL JAY
14-05-2014, 22:50
Congratulations Col on taking my title off me,you had a fantastic season,i went top @ gameweek 7 but in the end you blew us all away from gameweek 9 onwards with consistant high scoring,well done CHAMP! .........*Weeps* :bowdown::tiphat:

COL NIL SATIS
14-05-2014, 23:02
Congratulations Col on taking my title off me,you had a fantastic season,i went top @ gameweek 7 but in the end you blew us all away from gameweek 9 onwards with consistant high scoring,well done CHAMP! .........*Weeps* :bowdown::tiphat:

Haha,cheers Al,thanks la !!! :) Have to try hold onto it for next season,that'll be the next challenge :wink:

tonypub
14-05-2014, 23:13
id like to thank henry for being above me in the league all season till the last gameweek.:laugh:

Steve 4
01-08-2014, 15:46
COL NIL SATIS 'Ello Col - is there a 2014/2015 season thread somewhere that I'm not spotting? Hope you've had a grand summer and are adrenalined up with anticipation of the prospect of a whole shiny new season.

Addick
01-08-2014, 16:01
COL NIL SATIS 'Ello Col - is there a 2014/2015 season thread somewhere that I'm not spotting? Hope you've had a grand summer and are adrenalined up with anticipation of the prospect of a whole shiny new season.

Here's the post with the sign-up details for the new season:

http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/showthread.php?34722-When-does-the-2014-15-fantasy-football-begin&p=384246&viewfull=1#post384246

Good luck!

Steve 4
01-08-2014, 17:18
Cheers Addick - wouldn't have found it without your help there.

COL NIL SATIS
01-08-2014, 23:59
COL NIL SATIS 'Ello Col - is there a 2014/2015 season thread somewhere that I'm not spotting? Hope you've had a grand summer and are adrenalined up with anticipation of the prospect of a whole shiny new season.

Hello Steve,yeah i had made a new sign up thread for the oncoming 2014/15 season but for some reason it got merged with another one (don't know why to be honest)but the league sign ups are going well so far,great to see you back for the new season,bring it on i say.

Also thanks to Addick for linking you to it.
Addick Steve 4

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Sign ups for this season are on this thread,all members welcome

http://www.tenerifeforum.org/tenerife-forum/showthread.php?34722-When-does-the-2014-15-fantasy-football-begin/page3