View Full Version : Does the weather make you feel amorous in Tenerife?
Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 18:05
Now we are about to get better weather!!
Does your sex drive improve?
If it does and you need to release those urges.
Women
CALL The A Team........
Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)
TheBloke
30-05-2011, 22:04
I feel sick:ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly:
Chicken Shirl
31-05-2011, 11:45
:crylaughing:
Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 11:48
Central heating does it for me :D
thanks for the info im getting a new combi boiler in soon maybe that will work on the wife :)
Central heating does it for me :D
I got a condensing boiler, it doe's it twice :lol:
I don't think it's the heat, more like the scantily clad bodies :eyebrows:
5 pints does it for me:cheers:
5 pints does it for me:cheers:
haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)
haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)
yep but struggling after that and require :help:
Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 15:23
haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)
Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D
onelegnofeet
31-05-2011, 15:26
Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D
Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!
TenerifeFanatic
31-05-2011, 23:53
Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:
onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 12:38
I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:
Great ,do you do deliveries ............................
Great ,do you do deliveries ............................
Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol
You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too
onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 13:06
Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol
You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too
I really must go on the wrong days ................its usually full of ditherers ,those who have to nip back from the cashier to get something they have forgotten ,and cashiers that hold a 10 minute conversation whilst holding your change in their hand !!!!AAARRRGGHH.....................
with cheese
01-06-2011, 13:09
Get yourself a cow OL
onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 13:46
Get yourself a cow OL
you Heffer !!!!
Heffalumpy
01-06-2011, 13:47
you Heffer !!!!
Hey careful ......
onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 14:03
Hey careful ......
OOOPS .........spelling mistakes i meant the playboy owner Hugh Heffner !!!!
Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 14:58
Now we are about to get better weather!!
Does your sex drive improve?
If it does and you need to release those urges.
Women
CALL The A Team........
Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)
Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)
Heffalumpy
01-06-2011, 15:49
Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)
Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:
Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 17:21
Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:
I think your right, as even when we go to Tenerife, she packs a rain coat, wellingtons and umbrella,
also in the weeks before we fly she learns how to rain dance.:cloud9:
no wonder the wife keeps saying have you booked the holiday yet
Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?
Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?the worrying thing is woolli what must tub have put in the search engine to come up with this thread:lol:
Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 09:34
Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:
3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:t ake no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D
Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 14:03
take no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D
The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:
Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 14:51
The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:
Y fronts ?:D
The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:
Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:00
or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:
:laugh:
Glad you said it !
Y fronts ?:D
I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:
Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN CLINE" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:
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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:
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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:
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"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:[/QUOTE]DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE????????
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I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:i find it complicates matters when negotiating tall urinals:laugh:
Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:14
Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D
Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:
Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:24
****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:
:raspberry2::D
The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.
The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.think i prefer that one:agree:
Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 18:49
In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.
Llandudno can do it for Me..........
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In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:
Why Ecky.?
Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 19:09
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.
Llandudno can do it for Me..........
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Why Ecky.?
I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:
no not yet still checking flights
I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:
Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:
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no not yet still checking flights
Eh.....??........
Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:
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Eh.....??........tub was replying to woollies earlier question on if he had booked his holiday yet:)
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.
Llandudno can do it for Me..........
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Why Ecky.?
I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:
I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:thanks for that "MATE":sorry::D
Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 09:22
think i prefer that one:agree:
Now we're talking my language !:D
Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.
Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 14:27
Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.
I think you'll find it was .... Lo....:D
I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.
Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 15:10
I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.
So many jokes so little time :crylaughing:
essexeddie
01-07-2014, 18:01
35c today Phew!! Getting a bit too hot.
I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:
Hope this repeating isn't catching....?
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Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.
Another REPEAT toto99 ....?? .:D:D
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[QUOTE=warbey;379886]Hope this repeating isn't catching....?
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Years ago, many of the "Scouse" Tribe called People La...... I think it's all in code double M..?
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Weather................No.
Dorada works wonders.................................but I don't remember much afterwards.....??
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