Does the weather make you feel amorous in Tenerife?

[Heffalumpy]

Now we are about to get better weather!!

Does your sex drive improve?

If it does and you need to release those urges.


Women
CALL The A Team........

Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)

[TheBloke]

I feel sick:ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly:

[Chicken Shirl]

:crylaughing:

[Malteser Monkey]

Central heating does it for me :D

[john01]

thanks for the info im getting a new combi boiler in soon maybe that will work on the wife :)

[reggie]

Central heating does it for me :D

I got a condensing boiler, it doe's it twice :lol:

[wen53]

I don't think it's the heat, more like the scantily clad bodies :eyebrows:

[chris]

5 pints does it for me:cheers:

[Jackie]

5 pints does it for me:cheers:


haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

[chris]

haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

yep but struggling after that and require :help:

[Malteser Monkey]

haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D

[onelegnofeet]

Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D

Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!

[TenerifeFanatic]

Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:

[onelegnofeet]

I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:

Great ,do you do deliveries ............................

[warbey]

Great ,do you do deliveries ............................

Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol

You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too

[onelegnofeet]

Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol

You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too

I really must go on the wrong days ................its usually full of ditherers ,those who have to nip back from the cashier to get something they have forgotten ,and cashiers that hold a 10 minute conversation whilst holding your change in their hand !!!!AAARRRGGHH.....................

[with cheese]

Get yourself a cow OL

[onelegnofeet]

Get yourself a cow OL

you Heffer !!!!

[Heffalumpy]

you Heffer !!!!

Hey careful ......

[onelegnofeet]

Hey careful ......

OOOPS .........spelling mistakes i meant the playboy owner Hugh Heffner !!!!

[Ecky Thump]

Now we are about to get better weather!!

Does your sex drive improve?

If it does and you need to release those urges.


Women
CALL The A Team........

Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)


Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)

[Heffalumpy]

Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)

Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:

[Ecky Thump]

Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:

I think your right, as even when we go to Tenerife, she packs a rain coat, wellingtons and umbrella,
also in the weeks before we fly she learns how to rain dance.:cloud9:

[tub]

no wonder the wife keeps saying have you booked the holiday yet

[woolli]

Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?

[marbro8]

Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?the worrying thing is woolli what must tub have put in the search engine to come up with this thread:lol:

[woolli]

Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Malteser Monkey]

Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:

[marbro8]

3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:t ake no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D

[Ecky Thump]

take no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D

The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:

[Malteser Monkey]

The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:

Y fronts ?:D

[marbro8]

The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:

:laugh:

Glad you said it !

[TOTO 99]

Y fronts ?:D

I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:

[marbro8]

Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN CLINE" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, £22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:[/QUOTE]DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE????????

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I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:i find it complicates matters when negotiating tall urinals:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D

[marbro8]

Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:

[Malteser Monkey]

****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:

:raspberry2::D

[Ricman]

The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.

[marbro8]

The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.think i prefer that one:agree:

[Ecky Thump]

In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:

[warbey]

That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:


Why Ecky.?

[Ecky Thump]

That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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Why Ecky.?

I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:

[tub]

no not yet still checking flights

[warbey]

I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:

Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:

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no not yet still checking flights


Eh.....??........

[marbro8]

Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:

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Eh.....??........tub was replying to woollies earlier question on if he had booked his holiday yet:)

[TOTO 99]

That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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Why Ecky.?

I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:

[marbro8]

I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:thanks for that "MATE":sorry::D

[Malteser Monkey]

think i prefer that one:agree:

Now we're talking my language !:D

[Ricman]

Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.

[Malteser Monkey]

Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.


I think you'll find it was .... Lo....:D

[Ricman]

I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.

[Malteser Monkey]

I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.

So many jokes so little time :crylaughing:

[essexeddie]

35c today Phew!! Getting a bit too hot.

[warbey]

I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:


Hope this repeating isn't catching....?

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Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.


Another REPEAT toto99 ....?? .:D:D

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[QUOTE=warbey;379886]Hope this repeating isn't catching....?

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Years ago, many of the "Scouse" Tribe called People La...... I think it's all in code double M..?

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Weather................No.

Dorada works wonders.................................but I don't remember much afterwards.....??