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Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 18:05
Now we are about to get better weather!!

Does your sex drive improve?

If it does and you need to release those urges.


Women
CALL The A Team........

Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)

TheBloke
30-05-2011, 22:04
I feel sick:ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly::ugly:

Chicken Shirl
31-05-2011, 11:45
:crylaughing:

Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 11:48
Central heating does it for me :D

john01
31-05-2011, 11:51
thanks for the info im getting a new combi boiler in soon maybe that will work on the wife :)

reggie
31-05-2011, 12:39
Central heating does it for me :D

I got a condensing boiler, it doe's it twice :lol:

wen53
31-05-2011, 13:33
I don't think it's the heat, more like the scantily clad bodies :eyebrows:

chris
31-05-2011, 13:35
5 pints does it for me:cheers:

Jackie
31-05-2011, 13:37
5 pints does it for me:cheers:


haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

chris
31-05-2011, 13:45
haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

yep but struggling after that and require :help:

Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 15:23
haha I am sure you are the envy of many lol, can you still rise to the occasion after 5 pints ;)

Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D

onelegnofeet
31-05-2011, 15:26
Milk Jackie 5 pints of Milk:D

Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!

TenerifeFanatic
31-05-2011, 23:53
Well he won t be getting much if hes getting it from ...................................Mercadonnas !!!I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 12:38
I never pass the milk aisle in Mercadona without thinking "Will I buy a pint for OLNF???":eyebrows:

Great ,do you do deliveries ............................

warbey
01-06-2011, 12:59
Great ,do you do deliveries ............................

Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol

You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 13:06
Probably leaves it to the Midwife.....lol

You meet some nice People in the Mercadona too

I really must go on the wrong days ................its usually full of ditherers ,those who have to nip back from the cashier to get something they have forgotten ,and cashiers that hold a 10 minute conversation whilst holding your change in their hand !!!!AAARRRGGHH.....................

with cheese
01-06-2011, 13:09
Get yourself a cow OL

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 13:46
Get yourself a cow OL

you Heffer !!!!

Heffalumpy
01-06-2011, 13:47
you Heffer !!!!

Hey careful ......

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 14:03
Hey careful ......

OOOPS .........spelling mistakes i meant the playboy owner Hugh Heffner !!!!

Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 14:58
Now we are about to get better weather!!

Does your sex drive improve?

If it does and you need to release those urges.


Women
CALL The A Team........

Men
Call anyone who will listen? :)


Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)

Heffalumpy
01-06-2011, 15:49
Wind, hail, sun, even the snow works for me, but not the rain....guess what the wife's favourite weather is?;)

Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:

Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 17:21
Bet she wants to move to a tropical rain forest :lots-jumping:

I think your right, as even when we go to Tenerife, she packs a rain coat, wellingtons and umbrella,
also in the weeks before we fly she learns how to rain dance.:cloud9:

tub
29-06-2014, 20:25
no wonder the wife keeps saying have you booked the holiday yet

woolli
29-06-2014, 20:53
Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?

marbro8
29-06-2014, 21:24
Tub, the last post on this thread was over three years ago! Come on, get with it!
Have you booked your holiday?the worrying thing is woolli what must tub have put in the search engine to come up with this thread:lol:

woolli
29-06-2014, 21:39
Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 09:34
Just thinking pal, every three years? Sounds familiar! Just hope the better half doesnt read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:

marbro8
30-06-2014, 13:52
3 years !!!!!!!!!!! :eek::smoking::faint::faint::faint::faint::faint:t ake no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D

Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 14:03
take no notice he is only braggingrolleyes2::D

The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:

Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 14:51
The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:

Y fronts ?:D

marbro8
30-06-2014, 14:58
The hot weather certainly makes you amorous, when Carol spotted you going up onto the roof terrace in your white pants, she was quite shocked at what she saw!:devil:or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:

Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:00
or lack of it:ashamed::laugh:

:laugh:

Glad you said it !

TOTO 99
30-06-2014, 15:00
Y fronts ?:D

I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:

marbro8
30-06-2014, 15:02
Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN CLINE" y fronts i will have you know, 22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, 22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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Y fronts ?:D"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, 22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:

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"CALVIN KLEIN" y fronts i will have you know, 22 a pair, not these cheap boxers you get for 6 pence hapeny:laugh:[/QUOTE]DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE????????

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I believe his are just called "Fronts".....Marb has no need for the "Y" :laugh:i find it complicates matters when negotiating tall urinals:laugh:

Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:14
Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D

marbro8
30-06-2014, 15:19
Klein - doesn't that translate as small:whistle::D****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:

Malteser Monkey
30-06-2014, 15:24
****** know all:crylaughing::wink2:

:raspberry2::D

Ricman
30-06-2014, 17:05
The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.

marbro8
30-06-2014, 17:41
The South African ( Affrikaaner ) translation of the word Klein is Hampton & as in the Surrey version there are 2 parts.think i prefer that one:agree:

Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 18:49
In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:

warbey
30-06-2014, 19:05
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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In Walsall marbro8 is known as Mr Cucumber!:devil:


Why Ecky.?

Ecky Thump
30-06-2014, 19:09
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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Why Ecky.?

I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:

tub
30-06-2014, 19:10
no not yet still checking flights

warbey
30-06-2014, 19:13
I think it's because he's a cool dude, but he says it's for some other reason.:laugh:

Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:

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no not yet still checking flights


Eh.....??........

marbro8
30-06-2014, 20:02
Nothing to do with "Knocking Slices"? .:):):D :devil2:

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Eh.....??........tub was replying to woollies earlier question on if he had booked his holiday yet:)

TOTO 99
30-06-2014, 21:07
That is Not one of the Reasons for going to Tenerife.

Llandudno can do it for Me..........

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Why Ecky.?

I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:

marbro8
30-06-2014, 23:48
I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:thanks for that "MATE":sorry::D

Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 09:22
think i prefer that one:agree:

Now we're talking my language !:D

Ricman
01-07-2014, 14:13
Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.

Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 14:27
Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.


I think you'll find it was .... Lo....:D

Ricman
01-07-2014, 15:04
I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.

Malteser Monkey
01-07-2014, 15:10
I can tell you I had great difficulty finding it when it read Ludo. Of course you would be coming from the opposite side to me so it may have looked like oL.

So many jokes so little time :crylaughing:

essexeddie
01-07-2014, 18:01
35c today Phew!! Getting a bit too hot.

warbey
01-07-2014, 19:21
I think it's due to the amount of repeating he does...:laugh:


Hope this repeating isn't catching....?

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Many years ago before Zarion did one, there was a thread on here about the effect cold sea water in the UK has on peoples skin. All I said was that I had Llandudno tatooed on a certain part of my anatomy & that when I got out of the water it had become Ludo.
Thats all I said.


Another REPEAT toto99 ....?? .:D:D

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[QUOTE=warbey;379886]Hope this repeating isn't catching....?

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Years ago, many of the "Scouse" Tribe called People La...... I think it's all in code double M..?

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Weather................No.

Dorada works wonders.................................but I don't remember much afterwards.....??