I knew an Old Lady...

[Heffalumpy]

She swallowed a fly, I hope she wont die?

What old lady do you know?

[DaveRF]

I know a few. Some are miserable old t***s and some are rather sweet.

[mhtenerife]

I knew an old lady who pinched the baking apples of a neighbours tree and then made pies with them.

[Sal]

I know an old lady who looks back at me from a mirror!

[YOUNG GOLFER]

I know a old lady who got caught stealing a large potato from a bar and the odd toilet roll....

[DaveRF]

I know an old lady who never wears a bra and really should

[YOUNG GOLFER]

i know an old lady who never wears a bra and really should

pmsl.................:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[onelegnofeet]

I know an old lady/s who ...................said to her friend in a supermarket during the mad cow outbreak "What are you doing buying steak ,what about the outbreak ?" she replied " No problem ,i shall put it in the freezer till the scares over !!!!!!"

Dont you just love them ..................

[Nic]

I knew an old lady that used to pass wind and blame it on the dog :D

[scoregolfbob]

I know an old lady OOPs good job the wife does not use the forum

[sunspot]

I know an old lady who used to frequent our pub on Saturday befor church,she would have 2 halfs of Guiness,a few Senior service the help herself to as many sauce sachets as she could put in her pocket,never had the heart to say anything,she must have been in her late 80s then so i doubt very much if she is still needing any accompliments for her meals....

[lewlew]

My boss...he's a right old woman....:whistle:

[DaveRF]

Young women are jealous of old women for what they have between their breasts.........................a belly button

Fetching coat :o

[sunspot]

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Mine are fine thankyou

[DaveRF]

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Mine are fine thankyou

I had you in the "young" group ;)

[sunspot]

I had you in the "young" group ;)

At heart Dave.............you are a charmer

[Jollypolly]

I knew an old lady who hid her knickers in a pillowslip when she hung them out on the line.......

[starling]

I knew an old lady that used to pass wind and blame it on the dog :D
I knew an old dog that used to pass wind and blame it on an old lady :crylaughing:

[Medman]

I knew an old dog that used to pass wind and blame it on an old lady :crylaughing:

I knew an old lady who lived in a shoe and gave her husband the boot