View Full Version : What is the last thing you do before you go to bed?
Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 18:53
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.
Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!
Harmonicaman
30-05-2011, 18:56
Put my book down. I always read before I nod off.
YOUNG GOLFER
30-05-2011, 18:57
Wash my hair,brush my teeth and slip into my Pink Lycra...........
lord_cheeseman
30-05-2011, 18:57
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.
Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!
rearrange my balls and drop me guts.
Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 19:01
rearrange my balls and drop me guts.
Dragon does that before she goes to bed.. Adjust my balls and drops her guts.
Been nice knowing you all...............:)
rearrange my balls and drop me guts.
That by far is the funniest thing ive read today, crying here.
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 19:03
Wash my hair,brush my teeth and slip into my Pink Lycra...........
Last thing i do before i go to bed .............................i believe everything i read ,GOOD NIGHT
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 19:11
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
.......................from watching porn !!!!
.......................from watching porn !!!!
Yeh, Babe station, ooops
YOUNG GOLFER
30-05-2011, 19:13
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
You are not meant to put the Viagra behind your pillow.................
Blondeshrimp
30-05-2011, 19:15
Close all the windows.
You are not meant to put the Viagra behind your pillow.................
Pillow ? your lucky, First one to find the cat, not often i get my face in pussy,
with cheese
30-05-2011, 19:59
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.
Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!
Is that after you have been to a gay bar.
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:01
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
Neck, yeah right.
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:04
I use the lavatory for a number 2 and don't flush, leaving the door open and the lid up.
The very last thing I do is shut my eyes.
And now for something nice, I kiss my babies and switch the light off :)
And now for something nice, I kiss my babies and switch the light off :)
Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?
Have my last ciggie,brush my teeth then kiss hubby.................thats all honest
Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?
I can honestly say I've never tasted it! Maybe the odd Dorada though lol
Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?
I have a bottle of Jaegermeister in the fridge for a cure when my throats dry.................:rolleyes:
with cheese
30-05-2011, 21:27
Do you suffer a lot then?
Do you suffer a lot then?
Last week i did,cured now................i think
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 21:42
I put my legs one either side of my wife !!!......................that way i know where to find them in the morning
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