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Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 18:53
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.

Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!
Harmonicaman
30-05-2011, 18:56
Put my book down. I always read before I nod off.
YOUNG GOLFER
30-05-2011, 18:57
Wash my hair,brush my teeth and slip into my Pink Lycra...........
lord_cheeseman
30-05-2011, 18:57
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.

Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!

rearrange my balls and drop me guts.
DaveRF
30-05-2011, 18:58
Flush the bog
Heffalumpy
30-05-2011, 19:01
rearrange my balls and drop me guts.

Dragon does that before she goes to bed.. Adjust my balls and drops her guts.

Been nice knowing you all...............:)
reggie
30-05-2011, 19:02
rearrange my balls and drop me guts.

That by far is the funniest thing ive read today, crying here.
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 19:03
Wash my hair,brush my teeth and slip into my Pink Lycra...........


Last thing i do before i go to bed .............................i believe everything i read ,GOOD NIGHT
reggie
30-05-2011, 19:04
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 19:11
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,


.......................from watching porn !!!!
reggie
30-05-2011, 19:12
.......................from watching porn !!!!

Yeh, Babe station, ooops
YOUNG GOLFER
30-05-2011, 19:13
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,

You are not meant to put the Viagra behind your pillow.................
Blondeshrimp
30-05-2011, 19:15
Close all the windows.
reggie
30-05-2011, 19:16
You are not meant to put the Viagra behind your pillow.................

Pillow ? your lucky, First one to find the cat, not often i get my face in pussy,
with cheese
30-05-2011, 19:59
The last thing I do is make sure the dragon (wifey) is breathing.

Would not like to wake up and find no breakfast!

Is that after you have been to a gay bar.
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:01
Wake up in the chair, with a stiff neck,
Neck, yeah right.
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:04
I use the lavatory for a number 2 and don't flush, leaving the door open and the lid up.
The very last thing I do is shut my eyes.
Nic
30-05-2011, 20:55
And now for something nice, I kiss my babies and switch the light off :)
DaveRF
30-05-2011, 20:58
And now for something nice, I kiss my babies and switch the light off :)

Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?
sunspot
30-05-2011, 20:58
Have my last ciggie,brush my teeth then kiss hubby.................thats all honest
Nic
30-05-2011, 21:08
Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?

I can honestly say I've never tasted it! Maybe the odd Dorada though lol
sunspot
30-05-2011, 21:14
Is that before or after the Jaegermeister?

I have a bottle of Jaegermeister in the fridge for a cure when my throats dry.................:rolleyes:
with cheese
30-05-2011, 21:27
Do you suffer a lot then?
sunspot
30-05-2011, 21:29
Do you suffer a lot then?

Last week i did,cured now................i think
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 21:42
I put my legs one either side of my wife !!!......................that way i know where to find them in the morning