How can I tan my wee white legs in Tenerife?

[Angusjim]

I have the whitest legs I have ever seen in Tenerife and no matter how much I try they will not tan at all any tips that may help. Your advice would be appreciated:tiphat:

[macdonald5]

I have the whitest legs I have ever seen in Tenerife and no matter how much I try they will not tan at all any tips that may help. Your advice would be appreciated:tiphat:


Fake tan maybe !! x

P.s. Mercadona have some !!

[AL JAY]

Ronseal...It does exactly what it says on the tin :whistle: I prefer the Mahogany :wink2: :crazy:

[primrose]

Elemis Tan Accelerator put on for 1-2 weeks before you go away and you will tan really quickly,it is not a fake tan.Can be bought in Debenhams and it really works.

[LUCKY]

Wear long brown trousers, or if you prefer American tan tights 30 denier so hairs will not poke out:flatcap::feret::feret:

[Malteser Monkey]

I can always give 'em slap - that'll give 'em some colour !:crazy:

[warbey]

Leave the Kilt in the Case...................:laugh::laugh:....:tiphat:: tiphat:

[TOTO 99]

I can always give 'em slap - that'll give 'em some colour !:crazy:

Well I have to say, it certainly brought some colour to my white bit......:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Well I have to say, it certainly brought some colour to my white bit......:laugh:

:scared::old::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Angusjim]

Thanks for all your suggestions and putting them over with the Forums's usual sensitivity:ashamed:. A couple of helpful tips then the rest !! led by a bitter Evertonian its no my fault Liverpool scored in the last minute :laugh:I think I will try out Primrose's suggestion and maybe this year "nae peely wally legs ":c2:

[TOTO 99]

Thanks for all your suggestions and putting them over with the Forums's usual sensitivity:ashamed:. A couple of helpful tips then the rest !! led by a bitter Evertonian its no my fault Liverpool scored in the last minute :laugh:I think I will try out Primrose's suggestion and maybe this year "nae peely wally legs ":c2:

It was also nice to see Malteser Monkey confess to being the forum slapper don't you think?..:laugh:

[Angusjim]

It was also nice to see Malteser Monkey confess to being the forum slapper don't you think?..:laugh:

I think we have all thought that for a while but yes brave of her to admit it:crylaughing:

[TOTO 99]

I think we have all thought that for a while but yes brave of her to admit it:crylaughing:

I knew she had stuff to get off her chest..........:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

It was also nice to see Malteser Monkey confess to being the forum slapper don't you think?..:laugh:

I know you meant to say former :whistle::crylaughing:

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I knew she had stuff to get off her chest..........:laugh:

Yes that bloody goosefat of warbey :wink2:

[Angusjim]

Thanks for all your suggestions and putting them over with the Forums's usual sensitivity:ashamed:. A couple of helpful tips then the rest !! led by a bitter Evertonian its no my fault Liverpool scored in the last minute :laugh:I think I will try out Primrose's suggestion and maybe this year "nae peely wally legs ":c2:
Well primrose that didnae go to well but I will try it again in January:dontknow:

[melm]

Well primrose that didnae go to well but I will try it again in January:dontknow:

AWE still got wee white legs then??????????????

[Malteser Monkey]

so if I ask you to show me your white bits .................................:cheeky:

[Angusjim]

so if I ask you to show me your white bits .................................:cheeky:

Stop it you are embarrassing :shy:me you old women are terrible:lol::wave:

[Malteser Monkey]

Stop it you are embarrassing :shy:me you old women are terrible:lol::wave:


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