It is on its way a new thread

[LUCKY]

........................... X

[Ecky Thump]

Will it be worth cancelling my months holiday in a Tenerife to watch it progress?:eyebrows:

[LUCKY]

Will it be worth cancelling my months holiday in a Tenerife to watch it progress?:eyebrows:

Yes ..................X

[kingbaker]

Are yez on drugs????:D

[Malteser Monkey]

Not another Birthday thread for me is it ?:whistle::crazy::pray:

[Ecky Thump]

Not another Birthday thread for me is it ?:whistle::crazy::pray:

Typical woman....me -me- me!:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Typical woman....me -me- me!:laugh:

and don't forget the pressies this time:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

and don't forget the pressies this time:laugh:

At your age you won't want the presents as you will be waiting on the doorstep for your card from the Queen!:whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

At your age you won't want the presents as you will be waiting on the doorstep for your card from the Queen!:whistle:

I had that last year:laugh::raspberry2:

[9PLUS]

blimey da meth is flowing in this thread


pfft

x

[Ecky Thump]

blimey da meth is flowing in this thread


pfft

x

It's better than what could be flowing, given the age of MM.....incontinence is a horrible thing!:sorry:

[Malteser Monkey]

It's better than what could be flowing, given the age of MM.....incontinence is a horrible thing!:sorry:

:laugh::crazy:

I'll have to start a new thread where can I buy 'em

[kingbaker]

:laugh::crazy:

I'll have to start a new thread where can I buy 'em

Incompetence and incontinence,
all in the one being !! wow!!:(:(:p

[Ecky Thump]

:laugh::crazy:

I'll have to start a new thread where can I buy 'em

Try the cosmetics thread, that's about things that disguise aroma.:whistle:

[Malteser Monkey]

Incompetence and incontinence,
all in the one being !! wow!!:(:(:p


Try the cosmetics thread, that's about things that disguise aroma.:whistle:


blimey knock a woman when she's down :cry::crazy:

[Ecky Thump]

blimey knock a woman when she's down :cry::crazy:

You can get therapy for this embarrassing condition, it won't cure the incontinence, but it will cure the embarrassment that you feel.:devil:

[Malteser Monkey]

You can get therapy for this embarrassing condition, it won't cure the incontinence, but it will cure the embarrassment that you feel.:devil:

you paying ? silly question that:laugh::raspberry:

[Ecky Thump]

you paying ? silly question that:laugh::raspberry:

The NHS will pay and because of your advancing age you will get home delivery of any medication needed.

[kingbaker]

Yer smokin today ET!! :(:thumbup::D:cool::)

[Malteser Monkey]

Yer smokin today ET!! :(:thumbup::D:cool::)

he will be when I get my hands on him:smack:

[Ecky Thump]

Yer smokin today ET!! :(:thumbup::D:cool::)

Not yet, but at least we have kept this thread on a topic that's normal for the forum....Urine!:crylaughing:

Urine is the only word that I could think of using without it being changed.???

[Malteser Monkey]

Not yet, but at least we have kept this thread on a topic that's normal for the forum....Urine!:crylaughing:

Urine is the only word that I could think of using without it being changed.???

If I didn't know you better I'd say you've been with Lucky on one of his Happy 6 hour sessions:whistle:

[LUCKY]

If I didn't know you better I'd say you've been with Lucky on one of his Happy 6 hour sessions:whistle:

I think you are so correct, He hath piffed all over my thread :flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

I think you are so correct, He hath piffed all over my thread :flatcap:

ahhhh so it's not only me needs the incontin ...knickers then :crylaughing:

[Ecky Thump]

I think you are so correct, He hath piffed all over my thread :flatcap:

Is a piffling thread is somewhat a posh sounding one and will raise the quality of the membership!

[LUCKY]

Is a piffling thread is somewhat a posh sounding one and will raise the quality of the membership!

“Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.
”

:flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

ahhhh so it's not only me needs the incontin ...knickers then :crylaughing:

Well, if nothing else comes out of this thread, we will know that you have come to terms with your affliction and can openly discuss it without embarrassment.:laugh:

[kingbaker]

Oooops ET. crashed and burned. lol lol lol :p:(:D:rolleyes:

[Ecky Thump]

“Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.
”

:flatcap:

Programmes like Coronation Street, .....that's full of Piff!:laugh:

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Oooops ET. crashed and burned. lol lol lol :p:(:D:rolleyes:

I haven't even reached the end of the runway yet!:wink:

[LUCKY]

Programmes like Coronation Street, .....that's full of Piff!:laugh:

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I haven't even reached the end of the runway yet!:wink:

Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!

Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?

Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
:flatcap:

[Malteser Monkey]

Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!

Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?

Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
:flatcap:

Surely not - and don'tcall me Shirley:laugh:

[Ecky Thump]

Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!

Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?

Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
:flatcap:


Surely not - and don'tcall me Shirley:laugh:


It looks like I've picked the wrong day for stopping to sniff glue.:whistle: