Mystique swinger's club, Las Americas, Tenerife

[lewcro4]

Hey, me and my partner will be visiting this club when we come out in a few weeks, I was wondering if anybody has been here and maybe have any reviews of the place? Also, maybe if someone has any intentions of being there the same time?

Cheers :-)

[Malteser Monkey]

Hey, me and my partner will be visiting this club when we come out in a few weeks, I was wondering if anybody has been here and maybe have any reviews of the place? Also, maybe if someone has any intentions of being there the same time?

Cheers :-)


Blimey you're keen at 8.42 ! am !

Welcome to the forum firstly

There are a few members on here who may be interested - I think we may need to establish an age group if you don't mind.

[Ecky Thump]

Blimey you're keen at 8.42 ! am !

Welcome to the forum firstly

There are a few members on here who may be interested - I think we may need to establish an age group if you don't mind.

I noticed you said "we may need", is that you coming out of the closet and telling us your a "Old Swinger",:lol:

[macdonald5]

I noticed you said "we may need", is that you coming out of the closet and telling us your a "Old Swinger",:lol:

Well I swing kettle bells Does that count ??

[Ecky Thump]

Well I swing kettle bells Does that count ??

This is a OLD "Swinger"!!:female:



www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflwXGPQSrY

[Malteser Monkey]

I noticed you said "we may need", is that you coming out of the closet and telling us your a "Old Swinger",:lol:

:lol: we as a forum - we as in those trying to help:wink:

Don't mind a bit of Sinatra !



Well I swing kettle bells Does that count ??

You can call 'em whatever you like - did you ever find those silver tassels you were looking for :whistle:

[lewcro4]

Blimey you're keen at 8.42 ! am !

Welcome to the forum firstly

There are a few members on here who may be interested - I think we may need to establish an age group if you don't mind.

Hi, thanks for the reply, we are aged 28! Could you possibly put us in contact with those interested?

Cheers

[Malteser Monkey]

Hi, thanks for the reply, we are aged 28! Could you possibly put us in contact with those interested?

Cheers

Errrm I am now in need of assistance henry DJ Dangerous

Anyone else here fit that bracket :whistle:

[Ecky Thump]

Errrm I am now in need of assistance henry DJ Dangerous

Anyone else here fit that bracket :whistle:
Angusjim fits into that age group......or so he believes.!:p



Malteser Monkey the "Forum Swingers Co-ordinater" :wink:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflwXGPQSrY

[Malteser Monkey]

Angusjim fits into that age group......or so he believes.!:p

Malteser Monkey the "Forum Swingers Co-ordinater" :wink:

28 not 82 - put your gafas on Ecks

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Just how many flippin' titles have I got on here I need a raise in salary

[macdonald5]

:lol: we as a forum - we as in those trying to help:wink:

Don't mind a bit of Sinatra !




You can call 'em whatever you like - did you ever find those silver tassels you were looking for :whistle:

Found some luvly red & gold ones !!! Swing high / swing low ???

[Ecky Thump]

Angusjim "Swinging" for all you non- believers!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L4io7EndSs

[LUCKY]

This is the Thread for me Mystery Whingers Club !!!! :flatcap:

[Angusjim]

Angusjim fits into that age group......or so he believes.!:p

Stop picking on me



Malteser Monkey the "Forum Swingers Co-ordinater" :wink:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflwXGPQSrY


Angusjim "Swinging" for all you non- believers!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L4io7EndSs

Stop picking on me :doh:

[Ecky Thump]

Stop picking on me :doh:


Ah, Poor Wee Jim with his petted lip.:crylaughing:

[junglejim]

Ah, Poor Wee Jim with his petted lip.:crylaughing:

Petted or Pouted ?

[warbey]

Errrm I am now in need of assistance henry DJ Dangerous

Anyone else here fit that bracket :whistle:

You...............................:flatcap::flatca p::flatcap: :devil: :D:D . so You say.!

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28 not 82 - put your gafas on Ecks

.

Just how many flippin' titles have I got on here I need a raise in salary

I would need a raise too Double M.

[Ecky Thump]

If this thread continues the way it's going it will soon be moderated and cut down to two replies as the rest of them are only "Drivel" and as such will be moved!:lol::p

It's a serious thread primrose and I apologise at my futile attempt at the use of humour.:)

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You...............................:flatcap::flatca p::flatcap: :devil: :D:D . so You say.!

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I would need a raise too Double M.

Now, if you said Double D, that would have been my favourite beverage ......Double Diamond.

[warbey]

Used to Drink that during the Interval at Gigs.

I'd swing well after a couple of those...... really

[Ecky Thump]

Used to Drink that during the Interval at Gigs.

I'd swing well after a couple of those...... really


Double Diamond Burton Pale Ale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.

Double Diamond Burton Pale Ale is an English pale ale first brewed in 1876 by Samuel Allsopp & Sons. It became one of the highest selling beers in the United ...

And it's still evidently brewed today, I thought that it was off the market.???

[jen wren]

Saw the post on swingers & Double D, didnt realise it was a drink with the swingers thread thought it was a bra size

[marbro8]

Hey, me and my partner will be visiting this club when we come out in a few weeks, I was wondering if anybody has been here and maybe have any reviews of the place? Also, maybe if someone has any intentions of being there the same time?

Cheers :-)sorry mate but i really do think that you are banging your head up a brick wall here:lol: there is no way on earth that any of the members that i know on here are going to admit to being swingers for fear of ridicule from other members:wink2:, so i would think that the only way you would get a reasonable reply would be if another like minded member sent you a private message, good luck:wink2:
ps pm sent:D

[lewcro4]

Thanks marbro, thought it would be worth a shot... if anyone does see this thread, pm.s very welcome! Pics available too...

[Angusjim]

If this thread continues the way it's going it will soon be moderated and cut down to two replies as the rest of them are only "Drivel" and as such will be moved!:lol::p

It's a serious thread primrose and I apologise at my futile attempt at the use of humour.:)

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Now, if you said Double D, that would have been my favourite beverage ......Double Diamond.

Thought a Fowlers Wee Heavy would have been you favourite tipple:lol:

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Only in Tenerife you cannae get a game o bingo but but you can shag the person next to you:lol::lol:

[junglejim]

Not going to happen AJ!

[Angusjim]

Not going to happen AJ!

Bingo??????

[Ecky Thump]

Only in Tenerife you cannae get a game o bingo but but you can shag the person next to you:lol::lol:


Not going to happen AJ!


Bingo??????


And the winning number is ............ 88 :wow:

[junglejim]

Not 69 then ?

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Not 69 then ?

My dobber has run dry ! :wink2:

[Tshirt]

Only in Tenerife you cannae get a game o bingo but but you can shag the person next to you:lol::lol:


I won't be sitting next to you again. :redcard:

[Ecky Thump]

Not 69 then ?
:wink2:

Maybe, but I know he also likes Number 57 :female::male:

[junglejim]

Variety is the Spice of Life - I just like Guinness !
Or is that the Lodge Number ?

[Malteser Monkey]

My dobber has run dry ! :wink2:

IT happens with age - ask Ecky:wink2:

[junglejim]

No mine was used too much , but you can get an app for it now !

[Malteser Monkey]

No mine was used too much , but you can get an app for it now !

An app - will it be supported by this app:lol: