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The creaking doors are now open .... anyone down there yet :eek:
cainaries
28-05-2011, 22:03
Yes, indeed ... but where oh where is the lady with the key to the wine cellar!?
(thanks for thinking of the dungeon, doreen!)
Malteser Monkey
30-05-2011, 12:34
Estoy aqui chicas por fin
WOW a total new build - anything in the fridge ?
I'm sure I saw the eyes on that painting move then..:eek: Zarion, is that you?..
cainaries
30-05-2011, 13:17
Estoy aqui chicas por fin
WOW a total new build - anything in the fridge ?
Bienvenido mi nina!
Fridge is a bit bare and holiday everywhere today so it will be bread 'with cheese' until tomorrow morning.
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:37
What is the dungeon then ladies? Am I welcome or do I have to be naughty?
Well, I'm in - whatevvaaa!!! :devil:
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 20:45
I'm sure I saw the eyes on that painting move then..:eek: Zarion, is that you?..
Sod it !! I'm not staying where the MODS are watching ...........with the cross eyes i think its Slodgie:eyebrows::eyebrows::crazy:
What is the dungeon then ladies? Am I welcome or do I have to be naughty?
This is the Place We all Play nicely. Have a Social Life, a few Drinks (colour optional and BEHAVE.
There is No Topic to be glued to.
this is the place where all chat drivel and etcetaras may be posted.
__________________________________________________ _________
with cheese
30-05-2011, 20:48
Do I know you Warbey?
Think I will pour myself a vodka & tonic - anybody else want one? :)
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 21:13
Sit down SAL we have a waitress for such matters ................................"MM service "!!she knows the portion control:D:D
Sit down SAL we have a waitress for such matters ................................"MM service "!!she knows the portion control:D:D
This is sooooooooo civilised!!! May I have a large one please? ;)
Do I know you Warbey?
In another Life ?
with cheese
30-05-2011, 21:25
In another Life ?
Perhaps......................
onelegnofeet
30-05-2011, 21:36
May I have a large one please? ;)
Now that could be difficult ,somebodys moved the tape measure !!!:devil:
Now that could be difficult ,somebodys moved the tape measure !!!:devil:
But, I do like a big one!!!
But, I do like a big one!!!
Oy we don't stand for smut in the dungeon, you will get the boys all excited and it will take us hours to calm them down.:whistle:
Oy we don't stand for smut in the dungeon, you will get the boys all excited and it will take us hours to calm them down.:whistle:
Especially OL and Warbey, it not good for their tickers either! lol
with cheese
30-05-2011, 22:10
So this dungeon (sorry knock knock) do they do Brandy?
Especially OL and Warbey, it not good for their tickers either! lol
I've heard it rumoured that Sal has a nurses uniform so perhaps she also has a first aid badge.
http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/sexy-cloth-nurse-costume.jpg
with cheese
30-05-2011, 22:19
That would be a defribulator, alcohol is just as good.
Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 09:45
Sit down SAL we have a waitress for such matters ................................"MM service "!!she knows the portion control:D:D
MM service eh ? Oh yes I know my portions:whistle:
This is sooooooooo civilised!!! May I have a large one please? ;)
A pint ?
So this dungeon (sorry knock knock) do they do Brandy?
We do everything
Morning chaps & chappesses.... did you miss me?
Morning chaps & chappesses.... did you miss me?
Yep, took a lot of hard work and effort, but it was worth it :whistle:
Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 11:47
Morning chaps & chappesses.... did you miss me?
ermmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaa ermmmmmmmmm what was the question ? (see I need my cheeky smiley) deffo before Jimbo gets here -
i need to sort out my avatar.... spotty shoes again, or a new pair? Ummm, decisions, decisions... :crazy:
These are a bit glitzy - you could then change your name to Cinderella :eyebrows:
http://www.fashionclothingtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/High-Heel-Shoes1.jpg
Malteser Monkey
31-05-2011, 12:07
i need to sort out my avatar.... spotty shoes again, or a new pair? Ummm, decisions, decisions... :crazy:
Crocs ? :D
Oh no that's Cainaries
Crocs ? :D
:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
I've heard it rumoured that Sal has a nurses uniform so perhaps she also has a first aid badge.
http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/legavenue/sexy-cloth-nurse-costume.jpg
Would like to have her figure!!! :rolleyes:
onelegnofeet
31-05-2011, 14:36
Would like to have her figure!!! :rolleyes:
Me too!!!!
Would like to have her figure!!! :rolleyes:
I could cope with that, no problem, seen them shoe's somewhere ?
onelegnofeet
31-05-2011, 16:01
I could cope with that, no problem, seen them shoe's somewhere ?
Me too,move your belly and look down !!!:eyebrows::eyebrows::lol:
:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
Sort yourself out woman - your seams twisted :whistle:
onelegnofeet
31-05-2011, 16:53
Sort yourself out woman - your seams twisted :whistle:
I thought that was a pen line !!...............................................
Perhaps......................
Could Be......
Would like to have her figure!!! :rolleyes:
Whoever knitted those socks got carried away...?
on a Sretcher...................??????
Sort yourself out woman - your seams twisted :whistle:
I could eat them seams, i could, and ive had mi tea :bite:
with cheese
31-05-2011, 20:15
I could eat them seams, i could, and ive had mi tea :bite:
Is it always filthy talk down in this Dungeon not really sure it's my thing. I could be persuaded to stay by the undoing of some alcohol.
I could be persuaded to stay by the undoing of some alcohol.
I'll go along with that - and of course I'll have a large one please!
The sun must be over the wassname by now???
Sort yourself out woman - your seams twisted :whistle:
Nothing wrong with those seams... you're squint in playing up again! :crazy:
with cheese
01-06-2011, 07:18
Nothing wrong with those seams... you're squint in playing up again! :crazy:
Its the leg that is twisted.
Hi everyone im back whats been going on took me ages to try and get on :mad:had to register again .Great that the forums up and running again . How is everyone ?
with cheese
01-06-2011, 20:56
Hi everyone im back whats been going on took me ages to try and get on :mad:had to register again .Great that the forums up and running again . How is everyone ?
Hello chap where you been?
Hi everyone im back whats been going on took me ages to try and get on :mad:had to register again .Great that the forums up and running again . How is everyone ?
Hello chap where you been?
Evening peeps!! Time to order a little drinkie-poos - anyone care to join me?
So, are we all having a chillaxed evening?
with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:02
Evening peeps!! Time to order a little drinkie-poos - anyone care to join me?
So, are we all having a chillaxed evening?
You might as well coz that Ash cloud from IOW is getting big.
Hello chap where you been?
Been away working hard ,im lost here has everyone changed there old names .
with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:12
Been away working hard ,im lost here has everyone changed there old names .
Nah mate not me just spelt it differently.
Evening peeps!! Time to order a little drinkie-poos - anyone care to join me?
So, are we all having a chillaxed evening?
Il have a large one please just finished work so need it .
Been away working hard ,im lost here has everyone changed there old names .
Hi Ben, Its been a bit mental, I kept my name because I'm not scared :lol: But loads are hiding behind new names, Why ?, some times, you just got to come out
tizzywizzy
01-06-2011, 21:22
Hi everyone im back whats been going on took me ages to try and get on :mad:had to register again .Great that the forums up and running again . How is everyone ?
welcome back Ben
You might as well coz that Ash cloud from IOW is getting big.
:crylaughing: :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
Il have a large one please just finished work so need it .
A man after my own heart - have a large one! :cheers:
with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:45
Hi Ben, Its been a bit mental, I kept my name because I'm not scared :lol: But loads are hiding behind new names, Why ?, some times, you just got to come out
Oy I am from Brighton don't talk to me about coming out. I'm Howard Thornton.
Its the leg that is twisted.
Along with my mind... :crazy:
Hi Ben, Its been a bit mental, I kept my name because I'm not scared :lol: But loads are hiding behind new names, Why ?, some times, you just got to come out
I wondered the same. Some are pretty easy to spot, others will become clearer soon... ;)
:crylaughing: :crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing:
A man after my own heart - have a large one! :cheers:
Sal, how do I fill my profile out with all the details, like yours... I still haven't had chance to find my way round here. Long term blonde moment seems to have set in.. :(
with cheese
01-06-2011, 23:20
Sal, how do I fill my profile out with all the details, like yours... I still haven't had chance to find my way round here. Long term blonde moment seems to have set in.. :(
Just get her password and be her for 2 weeks, you could drink double and really get her in the *****
Managed to work it out all by myself. I'm not as dumb as I give myself credit for... :whistle:
cainaries
02-06-2011, 07:09
Crocs ? :D
Oh no that's Cainaries
It most certainly isn't! That's got me all awake so early in the day. No, hun, I think it was IPM and GFG.
Can I get anyone a cuppa since I'm so unusually chirpy so unusually early?
It most certainly isn't! That's got me all awake so early in the day. No, hun, I think it was IPM and GFG.
Can I get anyone a cuppa since I'm so unusually chirpy so unusually early?
Chirpy ?, I woke up Stiff, :eyebrows:
Chirpy ?, I woke up Stiff, :eyebrows:
Where were You Reggie, Manchester.?
Hi Warbey how are you doing.
It's rather quiet in here tonight. Is everyone trying to work out their achievements, points added and points deducted etc.? :argue::whip::smack::raspberry2:
Where were You Reggie, Manchester.?
Mmm, dont get that warbs ?
Mmm, dont get that warbs ?
Me neither. ??? Who turned the lights out down here? :hole:
Whats the purple ball i have got ?, last achievement i got was 25yards breaststroke when i was 11, i love that word breast stroke, should be a lifetime award, :crazy:
howard thornton
02-06-2011, 21:48
whats the purple ball i have got ?, last achievement i got was 25yards breaststroke when i was 11, i love that word breast stroke, should be a lifetime award, :crazy:
500 points reggie well done mate.
500 points reggie well done mate.
how much have i won ?
how much have i won ?
The winner is Reggie he receives a Blue Flag ........ shame it wasnīt a chequered flag :steeringwheel:
The winner is Reggie he receives a Blue Flag ........ shame it wasnīt a chequered flag :steeringwheel:
Will a chequered history do, slodge just binned a post of mine, Is he mates with GB,
howard thornton
02-06-2011, 22:23
how much have i won ?
naf all mate.better luck next time.
howard thornton
02-06-2011, 22:24
Will a chequered history do, slodge just binned a post of mine, Is he mates with GB,
kick one they all limp.lol
naf all mate.better luck next time.
Made off topic anyway,
OMG is there anybody out there? think this is the only safe thread to be in on at the mo!!! the lunatics are taking over the asylum!!!
OMG is there anybody out there? think this is the only safe thread to be in on at the mo!!! the lunatics are taking over the asylum!!!
Hey up christa, howard the snooker player is 2 up, Were have you been, get a 6 stretch ?
Hey up christa, howard the snooker player is 2 up, Were have you been, get a 6 stretch ?
hahaha. .............bit of a late arrival here.......... not too sure about all these cheifs!!!
whats the score with the arcade? I worked bloody hard for my cribbage title!!!!!!!!!!!
with cheese
02-06-2011, 23:02
Whats the purple ball i have got ?, last achievement i got was 25yards breaststroke when i was 11, i love that word breast stroke, should be a lifetime award, :crazy:
You have probably pulled a few strokes.
hahaha. .............bit of a late arrival here.......... not too sure about all these cheifs!!!
Ignore them, talk to yourself, i do, If you jabber on a bit, you get a prize now, dosnt need to make sense, just make something up, some smart a--e will know all about it, then we all fall out, great fun, bugger all on tv anyway
with cheese
02-06-2011, 23:04
Have I missed a lot tonight, evening all.
howard thornton
02-06-2011, 23:04
whats the score with the arcade? I worked bloody hard for my cribbage title!!!!!!!!!!!
**** happens
Am very curious about your purple ball? what colour is the other one?
with cheese
02-06-2011, 23:07
He only has one, the other has been used up.
@howard thornton
the thanks button has disappeared, so consider yourself thanked. x
Have I missed a lot tonight, evening all.
Not really mate, me and slodge are in off topic, all his fault i might add, howards pulled christa, thats it, i'm off to bed, going to take a few tabs first
Am very curious about your purple ball? what colour is the other one?
Long story, fought in 2 wars, the rest is history,
with cheese
02-06-2011, 23:11
Hitler, he only had one ball, Reggie you can't be he wasn't racist, or so someone said previously.
howard thornton
02-06-2011, 23:11
Am very curious about your purple ball? what colour is the other one?
there only is the one.
with cheese
02-06-2011, 23:22
Who is GKS is that the top post award winner.
Watch out gks is about
Hey reggie - do we get a prize for not being transported to Off Topic but being zapped (note the letter Z !!) I was just getting into my stride with granny zsa zsa, and cousins ZZ Tops. but zonk there we waz gone.
with cheese
03-06-2011, 06:36
Hey reggie - do we get a prize for not being transported to Off Topic but being zapped (note the letter Z !!) I was just getting into my stride with granny zsa zsa, and cousins ZZ Tops. but zonk there we waz gone.
zzz ZZZZZzzzz zzzZZZZZ zzzzzz ooh time to wake up Morning ZZARA.
Malteser Monkey
03-06-2011, 09:05
OMG is there anybody out there? think this is the only safe thread to be in on at the mo!!! the lunatics are taking over the asylum!!!
Now now Christa that's not way to talk about Reggie and Howard !:p
Is this a glitch or is our dungeon being moderated????
christa has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - Tenerife Forum Dungeon thread
Here is the message that has just been posted:
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@howard thornton
the thanks button has disappeared, so consider yourself thanked. x
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Howards lucky, I dont normaly share my Babe's, I think krusty fancies me,
with cheese
03-06-2011, 15:36
Threesome then
Threesome then
Drive me mad, telling Howard what to press, and twiddle, Nah, Never
with cheese
03-06-2011, 16:01
Drive me mad, telling Howard what to press, and twiddle, Nah, Never
Detention coming or somekind of other after school activity.
cainaries
03-06-2011, 19:19
Does anyone on here know what the date is? I think it's the third of June as in 03-06-2011 but there are posts in this thread from days back dated 06-01-2011 or something like that which, in my book, is the 6th of January. It doesn't matter much to me what day it is as it is more to the point to establish what TIME it is so that I can get a drink. Is Sal down here - the lady who likes the large ones?
Hi Warbey how are you doing.
Hi Ben, doing O.K. now I am finding My Way around.
One or two now use an alias though. Impy for one, and another something cheese..
Ah well, glad You topped off the Dungeon with that last load of Mortar Mate.
quiet in Solitary too..
Donkey sanctuary next Door, so, how about Armley 11.....?
Does anyone on here know what the date is? I think it's the third of June as in 03-06-2011 but there are posts in this thread from days back dated 06-01-2011 or something like that which, in my book, is the 6th of January. It doesn't matter much to me what day it is as it is more to the point to establish what TIME it is so that I can get a drink. Is Sal down here - the lady who likes the large ones?
Today is June 3rd, they have it listed here the 'American way', month then day... you're not going mad! :crazy:
cainaries
03-06-2011, 22:14
Today is June 3rd, they have it listed here the 'American way', month then day... you're not going mad! :crazy:
And the time is in American as well! Fortunately a corkscrew works in any time or date zone .... glug glug glug
onelegnofeet
03-06-2011, 22:19
Cainaries is a wrestler (achievements flag ) TAGGER SECOND CLASS !!!
onelegnofeet
03-06-2011, 22:21
OOOH OOOH so am i know ..................seconds away round two!!
cainaries
03-06-2011, 22:28
OOOH OOOH so am i know ..................seconds away round two!!
It will be a walkover for you OL (!) - I am totally and utterly pathetic!
onelegnofeet
03-06-2011, 22:32
WALK OVER .........................thats not something i hear these days !!!:run:
cainaries
03-06-2011, 22:38
WALK OVER .........................thats not something i hear these days !!!:run:
I did debate writing it in bold or italic but thought that might be too aggressive. Canarian wrestling presumably?
And Canarian whistling from the spectators.
with cheese
03-06-2011, 23:35
Hi Ben, doing O.K. now I am finding My Way around.
One or two now use an alias though. Impy for one, and another something cheese..
Ah well, glad You topped off the Dungeon with that last load of Mortar Mate.
quiet in Solitary too..
Donkey sanctuary next Door, so, how about Armley 11.....?
Warbs cheese is me Kev
Warbs cheese is me Kevlol i only got that it was you from your avtar, i was struggling the other night when you asked how i was, and i looked at your location and thought naaa, so have you moved or is it just a wind up? cus tbh i have bin to brighton and the netherlands and i know where i would rather be:sailor2:
lol i only got that it was you from your avtar, i was struggling the other night when you asked how i was, and i looked at your location and thought naaa, so have you moved or is it just a wind up? cus tbh i have bin to brighton and the netherlands and i know where i would rather be:sailor2:
Depends where in the Netherlands IMO Amsterdam is very like Brighton - :crazy: :spin: :banana:
Anyone else see this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392205/Dutch-ban-foreigners-cannabis-coffee-shops.html
with cheese
04-06-2011, 13:27
I am going to Amsterdam in 4 weeks, taking wifey to see Robbie Williams, thats her night then the other 4 are mine.
Depends where in the Netherlands IMO Amsterdam is very light Brighton (quote from Zara)
There are no canals in Brighton.
Where is everybody... nobody down here for over 2 days!!
I expected to walk into a wild party... :(
with cheese
06-06-2011, 20:24
Where is everybody... nobody down here for over 2 days!!
I expected to walk into a wild party... :(
Boo Happy Birthday to you:eyebrows::hungry:????????????????????????
oh we have all been hiding for 2 days waiting to surprise you, thought it was your 50th.
Never mind, we had fresh Garlic Bread too.
cainaries
06-06-2011, 20:32
Surprise!!:band::rock:
How about a spot of mud-wrestling? OL has been on about wrestling - something to do with tags, I think. Which I'm not bovvering wiv. We could dig out a pit somewhere around the dungeon. No? OK .. you choose.
with cheese
06-06-2011, 20:34
We could always invite OL down for a game of spin the leg, (sorry bottle).
cainaries
06-06-2011, 20:39
As long as it's empty ....
We need a good cup of Yorkshire tea with a wiskey chaser .
with cheese
06-06-2011, 20:49
OY Mrs Ben you can't come down here demanding drinks with your status. You are only allowed to ask what we would like. XO LARGE please.
Boo Happy Birthday to you:eyebrows::hungry:????????????????????????
oh we have all been hiding for 2 days waiting to surprise you, thought it was your 50th.
Never mind, we had fresh Garlic Bread too.
Thank you, but you're a month & a year early for that one :p I'll let you off though, as the thought was nice....
with cheese
06-06-2011, 20:52
Blimey doesn't time fly.
We need a good cup of Yorkshire tea with a wiskey chaser .
OK im a fast learner P G TIPS will do 1 lump or 2:lol:
with cheese
06-06-2011, 21:20
XO Brandy please, Mr Ben will be highly embarrassed by the level of service offered by you.
An XO over here too, please...
Dont know XO will have to make do with REMY or can stretch to a 5 KINGS .
cainaries
06-06-2011, 22:13
An XO over here too, please...
And a barraquito over here, please. The expresso coffee machine is in the Dungeon kitchen and needs to be treated with plc. Tea (Yorkshire or otherwise) in the morning (in bed!) is also welcome. Please knock first.
(Note to other Dungeoneers, are we sure MrsBen is Ben's missus? Cor, this could get confusing. What about the duvets?)
with cheese
06-06-2011, 22:22
You never ask us blokes to knock first, sorry we are usually on our way out.
And a barraquito over here, please. The expresso coffee machine is in the Dungeon kitchen and needs to be treated with plc. Tea (Yorkshire or otherwise) in the morning (in bed!) is also welcome. Please knock first.
(Note to other Dungeoneers, are we sure MrsBen is Ben's missus? Cor, this could get confusing. What about the duvets?)
Yes definitly Bens mrs wouldnt have it any other way .3 of us under the duvet now :censored:
with cheese
06-06-2011, 23:07
Ben won't find out he is still in a dive in Amsterjam
cainaries
06-06-2011, 23:13
You never ask us blokes to knock first, sorry we are usually on our way out.
Whoa! What? Well, actually that was why I was asking Mrsben to knock on the way in ... !!
Yes definitly Bens mrs wouldnt have it any other way .3 of us under the duvet now :censored:
Not 'three of us in this marriage' ... I trust.
Welcome to the Dungeon Mrsben. Now you've identified yourself I apologise for my manners. Perhaps I should bring you a cup of tea as an apology.
Malteser Monkey
10-06-2011, 08:48
Mornings peoples how are we - ready for the weekend ?
Added after 43 minutes:
Zara are you in UK hun ?
Morning monkey! Weekend starts for me in 2 hours! Half day today! Trip to Southport this aft with hubby and dog!
Malteser Monkey
10-06-2011, 13:07
Enjoy your day xxx
with cheese
10-06-2011, 14:01
Mornings peoples how are we - ready for the weekend ?
Added after 43 minutes:
Zara are you in UK hun ?
Yes she has arrived safely so you can nip round and stay at her place.
Malteser Monkey
10-06-2011, 14:04
I'll wait for her to email me and tell me where she is first !!!!
you ok mate ?
You couldn't give me those! Lol
Would you accept 5 magic beans...:whistle::D
I have two season tickets plus a car park ticket for sale for Old Trafford. The seats are together in the lower tier of the North Stand opposite the dugout and between the halfway line and the 18 yard, they don't come much better situated. A Car Park ticket behind the North Stand is also included.
Ģ2000 , no time wasters please, PM if interested
is the Ģ2000 towards Ryan Giggs paying his lovers off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashro Autos
12-06-2011, 18:53
:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:Swap ya for a trophy for Barcalona's trophy cabinet:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Malteser Monkey
16-06-2011, 14:03
Why has the dungeon got off topic in it ?? It thought they were separate ?
Why has the dungeon got off topic in it ?? It thought they were separate ?
They were put there in a temper tantrum as we were taking Mick out of Man U! Didn't go down well with a certain mod! Can't take a joke!
howard thornton
16-06-2011, 14:32
They were put there in a temper tantrum as we were taking Mick out of Man U! Didn't go down well with a certain mod! Can't take a joke!
rather pathetic don't you think?
Malteser Monkey
16-06-2011, 14:38
they were put there in a temper tantrum as we were taking mick out of man u! Didn't go down well with a certain mod! Can't take a joke!
'gb ?................
rather pathetic don't you think?
I thought so! The thread is now locked so nobody can put on comments! No sense of humour!
Added after 3 minutes:
'gb ?................
Correct!
You okay Hun?
Malteser Monkey
16-06-2011, 15:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LcYT2-QTE&feature=related
have a look at this - I referred to it on another thread and just thought a good old clip - how did he get away with it !
So which thread is locked and did I have the right person ?
Malteser Monkey
17-06-2011, 09:16
Here now
Bacon and eggs everyone ?
I'm out, just got iPhone 4 for 128 euros! Whoohoo
Vortex Wake
17-06-2011, 20:32
I'm out, just got iPhone 4 for 128 euros! Whoohoo
Is it like the iFhone 4 ?
Is it like the iFhone 4 ?
Eh?????????
Vortex Wake
17-06-2011, 22:32
Eh?????????
As in made by Aplle in back street China .
No proper one from movistar
Added after 2 minutes:
I had a gazilion points and threatened to quit them if I didn't get one
Vortex Wake
17-06-2011, 22:56
I see , €128 for phone on a 24 month contract @ €50 a month ? ;)
128 on a 24 month contract with 15 per month Internet.... But I've been with them on that contract for 4 years so another 2 won't kill me
Vortex Wake
17-06-2011, 23:11
128 on a 24 month contract with 15 per month Internet.... But I've been with them on that contract for 4 years so another 2 won't kill me
But the iPhone 5 is out soon :D
;)
WTF's been going on here.... everything seems to have changed! :( We need a revolt, let's have a wild party (but I'm a bit knackered, so can you do it in my absence? ;) )Why th hell did I think life would be more fun if I went out to work.... it's killing me!! :hole::hole::hole:
slodgedad
17-06-2011, 23:41
Thanks,Guys for ruining my thread. No one seems interested in the OP just want to be prats. totally off topic but if I move or moderate then I am a bad *******.
Once again thanks for the hi jack..Not
Thanks,Guys for ruining my thread. No one seems interested in the OP just want to be prats. totally off topic but if I move or moderate then I am a bad *******.
Once again thanks for the hi jack..Not
Move them all Slodge,its not fair when a honest to god straightforward for sale thread as been messed about with.........puts off serious buyers..............do it it your prerogative
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 00:13
Move them all Slodge,its not fair when a honest to god straightforward for sale thread as been messed about with.........puts off serious buyers..............do it it your prerogative
I know, Chris. Everything public we do, which is about 5% of the work, is constantly scrutinised.
Trying to make the Forum run smoothly whilst walking on eggshells is no easy feat.
slodgedad
18-06-2011, 00:30
OK. I've taken advice from a serious member and asked for the posts to be moved.
As required by the T&Cs I am obliged to tell you that this is my point of view as a member and not my view as a moderator.
PC gone mad.
junglejim
18-06-2011, 13:36
lol. quality
and ..... http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/paul_hogan_as_michael_j_crocodile_dundee.jpg http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/paul_hogan_as_michael_j_crocodile_dundee.jpg
It's the new range in must-have Lacoste sleeping bags for tourists in Residential accommodation !:shark:
Santiago
18-06-2011, 16:10
It's the new range in must-have Lacoste sleeping bags for tourists in Residential accommodation !:shark:
And this is the new range for residents in tourist accommodation! http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B000WNFLTU/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=468292&s=kids
Getting that in before the trial eh DJD???
DJ Dangerous
18-06-2011, 18:06
Getting that in before the trial eh DJD???
Shut up and eat those Ferrero...
Shut up and eat those Ferrero...
I'm saving them for the embassadors party silly
Where abouts is it? I've never had mongolian. Sounds interesting.
Oh I say dear never had a Mongolian....................................very interesting...........
Oh I say dear never had a Mongolian....................................very interesting...........
;);):whistle::whistle:
Malteser Monkey
23-06-2011, 12:29
Can we please have the dungeon back as the dungeon and off topic in off topic por favor !!!! I feel the need for some drivel !
Slodgie please sort this out
Whats this the dungeons gone wheres it gone .Iv been working my b......s off and no ones paid the rent typical .Bet all the vinos gone as well .
Careful..This is off topic in disguise I think....???
Malteser Monkey
25-06-2011, 22:00
Whats this the dungeons gone wheres it gone .Iv been working my b......s off and no ones paid the rent typical .Bet all the vinos gone as well .
Think it was GB's doing - he's on the menopause.......I'm on a mission tonight - been a week off sick and pee'd off
Ohhhh and bye the way
ON THURSDAY IT WAS THE ORIGINAL DUNGEON'S BIRTHDAY !!!! sorry I wasn't around to remind you
Did Slodgie give us a mention ??
Whats this the dungeons gone wheres it gone .Iv been working my b......s off and no ones paid the rent typical .Bet all the vinos gone as well .
Cainaries ran off with the cellar keys Ben! :cry:
Malteser Monkey
25-06-2011, 23:04
Bloody hell I thought it was goforgold she's been alwall as long as lucky lips has:whistle:
Hope Youre better MM. I could have sent some cooling Liquid to help.. Red of course..
Malteser Monkey
26-06-2011, 21:22
Hope Youre better MM. I could have sent some cooling Liquid to help.. Red of course..
Thanks have it second post hun, very nice a good year ta x
Good glad to see I'm home can drink as much as I want now...............unless some off topic joins us ........??
Careful..This is off topic in disguise I think....???
I have to go there often Warbs....most of my posts are there!:(
Goforgold
26-06-2011, 21:58
Bloody hell I thought it was goforgold she's been alwall as long as lucky lips has:whistle:
Watch it mate!!! :) Who is Lucky Lips anyway?!!! :)
Sorry to hear you've been feeling poorly - not yer hooter again eh??!!
Watch it mate!!! :) Who is Lucky Lips anyway?!!! :)
Sorry to hear you've been feeling poorly - not yer hooter again eh??!!
You at the cappos again GFG! get to bed
:eyebrows:
Goforgold
26-06-2011, 22:19
You at the cappos again GFG! get to bed
:eyebrows:
Only 4 with slugs today!! :) Done well!! :)
Malteser Monkey
27-06-2011, 18:43
looks like off topic back and the dungeon free to resume to normal service. Well almost !
thank you - whoever
with cheese
27-06-2011, 18:45
Hi MM how are you? x
Malteser Monkey
27-06-2011, 18:49
ok not too bad still knocking out silly comments - desperate to get in off topic.
you ok mate ?
with cheese
27-06-2011, 19:00
ok not too bad still knocking out silly comments - desperate to get in off topic.
you ok mate ?
super ta just setting up the barb, got a nice bass to go on it
Evening all...
Feeling better Max?:hello:
Pretty much the same, Sue... still very uncomfortable. Fed up with it all, I'd felt so well a for the last 3 or 4 weeks, and was really enjoying my job :wall:
slodgedad
28-06-2011, 02:00
Pretty much the same, Sue... still very uncomfortable. Fed up with it all, I'd felt so well a for the last 3 or 4 weeks, and was really enjoying my job :wall:
Your Scrabble's not suffered though, has it. You lexicographer you...:raspberry2:
Malteser Monkey
28-06-2011, 09:01
Mornings !
Are we all well ?
Bright sunny clear day today - let's see if the forecast is true for today - unlike yesterday
Your Scrabble's not suffered though, has it. You lexicographer you...:raspberry2:
:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing: Something's got to go right for me, it may as well be my scrabble playing! Anyway, stop moaning and take your moves... :D
Malteser Monkey
05-07-2011, 21:20
Max how you doing ?
IPM where are you ?
with cheese
05-07-2011, 21:25
Hi MM, just popped in to check you were OK
Jimandsi
05-07-2011, 21:38
This is like the Mary Celeste !
Malteser Monkey
05-07-2011, 21:45
Hi MM, just popped in to check you were OK
This is like the Mary Celeste !
I know ! Jim more like the bleedin titanic !
I'm fine hun thanks well almost getting there - just seems so quiet !
Where's all the locals
benward
IPM
Cris py Bacon
Zara
Sue J F M K whoever
oneeleg...oneleg even
Warbs HT
where is the rest of you ?
Jimandsi
05-07-2011, 21:56
I thought there was over 3,000 active members now - must all be on their hols ?
Malteser Monkey
05-07-2011, 22:07
only 3,000??
People dont like threads and posts vanishing, seems like a waste of time, dont they know people PM each other complaining, we need to express ourselves, a bit of in fighting, boring otherwise, sure there is some serious people on here, but you wouldnt want to go out with them, boring boring, They will be bringing illegal lets and port royal dogs out soon, razor blade anyone ?
Hi MM... I'm ok, still a bit under the weather though :(
I've popped down here a few times, but nobody was ever about...
We do need to liven this place up a bit, it's missing the spark of the old place.
with cheese
06-07-2011, 00:04
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit yak yak bunny bunny bunny, sorry just chatting.
People dont like threads and posts vanishing, seems like a waste of time, dont they know people PM each other complaining, we need to express ourselves, a bit of in fighting, boring otherwise, sure there is some serious people on here, but you wouldnt want to go out with them, boring boring, They will be bringing illegal lets and port royal dogs out soon, razor blade anyone ?
If you are really naughty Reggie and pm about the koran Reggie, you get logged out for a couple of days, with no explanation.
Goforgold
06-07-2011, 07:18
I know ! Jim more like the bleedin titanic !
I'm fine hun thanks well almost getting there - just seems so quiet !
Where's all the locals
benward
IPM
Cris py Bacon
Zara
Sue J F M K whoever
oneeleg...oneleg even
Warbs HT
where is the rest of you ?
You missed me out MM!!! :(
Hi MM... I'm ok, still a bit under the weather though :(
I've popped down here a few times, but nobody was ever about...
We do need to liven this place up a bit, it's missing the spark of the old place.
Iīm feeling that itīs a bit quiet too, long pauses in between posts so itīs not flowing as well, Hopefully weīll soon accumulate lots more members to liven things up! mostly when I look on whoīs on line there have been around 35/45 members online at any one time, Ah well itīs early days :hello:
Hope you are feeling a bit better soon Max!
Jimandsi
06-07-2011, 12:32
People dont like threads and posts vanishing, seems like a waste of time, dont they know people PM each other complaining, we need to express ourselves, a bit of in fighting, boring otherwise, sure there is some serious people on here, but you wouldnt want to go out with them, boring boring, They will be bringing illegal lets and port royal dogs out soon, razor blade anyone ?
You're so right reggie.
I get the impression that there is now another level of control in place via the advertisers and sponsors who seem to think that it is THEIR forum and that the rest of us are just guests.
You watch and see.
Malteser Monkey
06-07-2011, 16:36
You missed me out MM!!! :(
and I have good reason.... we were only talking the other day - I knew exactly where you were !!!!!:raspberry2:
Iīm feeling that itīs a bit quiet too, long pauses in between posts so itīs not flowing as well, Hopefully weīll soon accumulate lots more members to liven things up! mostly when I look on whoīs on line there have been around 35/45 members online at any one time, Ah well itīs early days :hello:
Hope you are feeling a bit better soon Max!
Thanks Sue, got another scan next week so hopefully we'll find out what it is that keeps causing my mini relapses and I'll be back to my old self soon... ;)
Goforgold
06-07-2011, 19:37
Thanks Sue, got another scan next week so hopefully we'll find out what it is that keeps causing my mini relapses and I'll be back to my old self soon... ;)
We haven't really spoken much MC - but hope you are feeling A1 again very soon. :)
We haven't really spoken much MC - but hope you are feeling A1 again very soon. :)
Thank you, I'm sure I'll be fine... You know what they say, creaking gates last forever! ;)
Sorry to Learn a few are a bit below par.
if this Place should take off again, it'll help cheer Us all up..
Bilge Drivel and associated incl. silly.............Bring It On..
..
by the Way,....When's the next Party..???
Ive been missing,(unable to log in)
Ok, who's going to put the kettle on? A coffee & brandy is just what the doctor ordered.... well, he didn't say those exact words, but he was thinking it, I could see it in his eyes! :eyebrows:
Malteser Monkey
07-07-2011, 11:47
Well as if by magic my posts were moved just call me psychic (that spelling looks wrong) I've been called worse:whistle:
Well as if by magic my posts were moved just call me psychic (that spelling looks wrong) I've been called worse:whistle:
thought that was psychotic :whistle:
Malteser Monkey
07-07-2011, 12:08
thought that was psychotic :whistle:
naa I'm on medication :crylaughing:
did you get my email mush ?
naa I'm on medication :crylaughing:
did you get my email mush ?
Yes but couldnīt understand it thought it was for PiB
Malteser Monkey
07-07-2011, 12:36
nope for you will send another
nope for you will send another
No need I have answered it ...... you probably have it by now unless work is blocking it as being tasteless :whistle:
Malteser Monkey
07-07-2011, 12:41
No need I have answered it ...... you probably have it by now unless work is blocking it as being tasteless :whistle:
Well if it's you usual foul mouthed potty tongue....probably LOL
:raspberry2::raspberry2::raspberry2:
Well as if by magic my posts were moved just call me psychic (that spelling looks wrong) I've been called worse:whistle:
Which post was that... have you been a naughty Malteser? ;)
Which post was that... have you been a naughty Malteser? ;)
Why cant they leave the posts alone, whats up with them ?
with cheese
07-07-2011, 18:59
Due to cut backs, post is down to one per day.
Keep on taking the Tablets...............
Is there anybody there.....???
It's deadly quiet at the moment, i've had to resort to talking about my dogs farting to amuse myself... :eek:
I see Reggie finally pushed his luck a little too far and got banned this morning... Not sure what was the final straw, but he must have known he was on borrowed time. Shame :(
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 14:23
Which post was that... have you been a naughty Malteser? ;)
Just ever so slightly off topic - me never naughty - just cheeky
Keep on taking the Tablets...............
Ohhh I am - the happy pills :crylaughing:
Reggie really - he did seem cheesed off didn't he
Just ever so slightly off topic - me never naughty - just cheeky
Ohhh I am - the happy pills :crylaughing:
Reggie really - he did seem cheesed off didn't he
He did... some of his points I agreed with, others not. I wonder if it's a permanent ban, or whether it's a temporary 'cooling off time' one ???
I'll miss some of his whackiness... ;)
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 14:48
He did... some of his points I agreed with, others not. I wonder if it's a permanent ban, or whether it's a temporary 'cooling off time' one ???
I'll miss some of his whackiness... ;)
Yeap me too
blimey just had a massive down pour - thought we were in for a storm ! gone cold now.
Yeap me too
blimey just had a massive down pour - thought we were in for a storm ! gone cold now.
It's a hot & sticky one here.... but guess you don't want to hear that! :D
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 15:01
It's a hot & sticky one here.... but guess you don't want to hear that! :D
not good with the menopause eh Max:raspberry::hit:
not good with the menopause eh Max:raspberry::hit:
You cheeky Malteser.... :eek:
Anyway, been there, had that, got the t-shirt and OH has the bruises.... :D :D
not good with the menopause eh Max:raspberry::hit:
Oi! thatīs a bit below the belt MM! what the hell are those pills youīre taking? :eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 16:05
Pure 100% cheek pills
anti ageing actually Sue:pray::crossfingers:
Oi! thatīs a bit below the belt MM! what the hell are those pills youīre taking? :eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:
That's ok she can take it - dishes enough out !:whistle::lol:
anti ageing actually Sue:pray::crossfingers:
:
Can I have some....Can I? Can I?:jumping:
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 16:14
Can I have some....Can I? Can I?:jumping:
Maybe in a year or two you're ok for the mo !
Pure 100% cheek pills
anti ageing actually Sue:pray::crossfingers:
That's ok she can take it - dishes enough out !:whistle::lol:
I can indeed, wouldn't dish it if I couldn't take it back... ;)
Anyway, being a post menopausal maniac, I need some of those anti-ageing pills. Hand em over, my need is greater.... :D
I can indeed, wouldn't dish it if I couldn't take it back... ;)
Anyway, being a post menopausal maniac, I need some of those anti-ageing pills. Hand em over, my need is greater.... :D
I was first Max!:hail: If you saw the bags under my eyes you would understand why I donīt need to buy the blady carriers in Iceland! Give a girl(ish) a break!:cry:
I was first Max!:hail: If you saw the bags under my eyes you would understand why I donīt need to buy the blady carriers in Iceland! Give a girl(ish) a break!:cry:
You & MM need to learn to respect your elders.... I NEED THE PILLS!!! :D :D
You & MM need to learn to respect your elders.... I NEED THE PILLS!!! :D :D
In your world of glamour Max would you have cosmetic surgery? serious question this!:)
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 17:34
In your world of glamour Max would you have cosmetic surgery? serious question this!:)
I WOULD!I WOULD !.......anything to keep me on page three of "WHAT TO DO WITH SPARE PARTS" magazine
I WOULD!I WOULD !.......anything to keep me on page three of "WHAT TO DO WITH SPARE PARTS" magazine
What if anything went wrong though? you wouldnīt have a leg to stand on these days!:eek:
In your world of glamour Max would you have cosmetic surgery? serious question this!:)
Tough one. Would be lovely to 'tidy up the loose bits'. Would love my eyes done, but would be very scared to start messing with my face, seen some terrible messes when it's gone wrong :eek: Thought about botox, but still haven't had the nerve to have that either... I'm a serial face puller, I wouldn't be able to do that if my face was frozen! :D
I think the only thing I would definitely do, if I had a spare 20'000€ lying around, would be cosmetic dentistry so I had a perfect pearly white smile. Smoking and the strong medication I need to take have taken their toll on my teeth & gums.
Other than that, I don't really have too much of a problem with the ageing process, it gives you character! ;)
OL.... you are skating on very thin ice now - and for somebody with one leg, it's a very dangerous past time! :D
OK!:surrender: In that case Iīll agree you have the pills first!:) I would have the lot done! and it wouldnīt bother me at all...until I was being wheeled in to the operating theatre then I think I would run like the clappers! Have had the pearly whites done and was really pleased with that but all the other bits donīt match :cry:
That's the other thing, because I had to have so much surgery last year due to my illness, I would be reluctant to put myself through that pain/trauma for pure vanity... ask me again in a year or two though! ;) :D
Now hand those pills over.... :chillpill:
That's the other thing, because I had to have so much surgery last year due to my illness, I would be reluctant to put myself through that pain/trauma for pure vanity... ask me again in a year or two though! ;) :D
Now hand those pills over.... :chillpill:
Havenīt you noticed MMīs gone! weīve both been done!:wall:
Havenīt you noticed MMīs gone! weīve both been done!:wall:
NOT SURE IF yOURE BOASTING OR COMPLAINING THERE sUE..?
best about being older is being able to say things You couldn't when Younger, because it
would be taken the wrong way..
Best substitute for Youth Pills is Loads of moisturiser daily. So they say.
Heavy downpour here too Monkey around the same time......No watering the Gardentonight.
captain jack sparrow
08-07-2011, 18:42
What if anything went wrong though? you wouldnīt have a leg to stand on these days!:eek:
Was that a serious question suej ? as it was directed at OL. just had a chuckle..
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 18:55
OL.... you are skating on very thin ice now - and for somebody with one leg, it's a very dangerous past time! :D
Such a compliment .....ONELEG ,i aint had any for a year now ,All together now "Happy Birthday............................"
Face pulling .........never had you down as a GURNER !!!!
Was that a serious question suej ? as it was directed at OL. just had a chuckle..
Never serious Capīn Sparra! I only pull his leg!;)
NOT SURE IF yOURE BOASTING OR COMPLAINING THERE sUE..?
best about being older is being able to say things You couldn't when Younger, because it
would be taken the wrong way..
Best substitute for Youth Pills is Loads of moisturiser daily. So they say.
Heavy downpour here too Monkey around the same time......No watering the Gardentonight.
Do I have to take the moisturiser with water Warbs???....sounds vile!:spit:
Do I have to take the moisturiser with water Warbs???....sounds vile!:spit:[/QUOTE]
Thats where all the Red went to. Cancel the Pills Monkey......
Such a compliment .....ONELEG ,i aint had any for a year now ,All together now "Happy Birthday............................"
Face pulling .........never had you down as a GURNER !!!!
I could win gurning competitions..... ask Kirsty, she's always rollocking me for it. Out of all the pics we've had taken together, I'm pulling a face on every one of them!:D
Malteser Monkey
08-07-2011, 22:31
Havenīt you noticed MMīs gone! weīve both been done!:wall:
gone off to get more supplies looks like I need "a man with a van" goodnight girls off to finish my bottle and my spag bol.
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 22:40
gone off to get more supplies looks like I need "a man with a van" goodnight girls off to finish my bottle and my spag bol.
Glad your not looking for "A man with a VANariel disease "!!!!
Goforgold
16-07-2011, 16:47
OL, we seem to be taking a lot of trips to the OTT today!! :) :) I must behave I don't know what's got into me today!! :)
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