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mike in chayofa
31-05-2011, 14:28
:crazy: ??? :crazy:

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?





Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.




Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds/euros in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.





Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?





Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?




Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?




Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?




Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!




Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?




Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

bonitatime
31-05-2011, 17:23
:crazy: ??? :crazy:







Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.









I can tell you the answwer to this one. Diet coke is sweeter and I don't drink the other one even when eating ice cream. Won't even drink Coke Zero.

Trimerx
01-06-2011, 18:13
OMG !!!
Never thought about it. Nice points raised.

Santiago
24-10-2011, 20:57
Why don't penguins feet freeze?