I am suffering from man flu. Does anyone know of any remedies in Tenerife?

[LUCKY]

Since my return from the Rock 10 days ago , I have been suffering with Man Flu.
Can anyone supply ideas of treatment of aforementioned ailment . I did say treatment i think what i really wanted was the cure,
Ideas please , :flatcap::feret::feret::feret::feret:

[Malteser Monkey]

Since my return from the Rock 10 days ago , I have been suffering with Man Flu.
Can anyone supply ideas of treatment of aforementioned ailment . I did say treatment i think what i really wanted was the cure,
Ideas please , :flatcap::feret::feret::feret::feret:

On your bike - 3 bleedin' weeks I've been suffering !:crying2:

[LUCKY]

On your bike - 3 bleedin' weeks I've been suffering !:crying2:

Sorry but i aint gunna suffer in silencio Bless you :flatcap:

[kingbaker]

Since my return from the Rock 10 days ago , I have been suffering with Man Flu.
Can anyone supply ideas of treatment of aforementioned ailment . I did say treatment i think what i really wanted was the cure,
Ideas please , :flatcap::feret::feret::feret::feret:

If I were you I'd've got an anti flu jabbbbb a montb ago.....like most sensible peoplesss..Hope this helps!!:D

[LUCKY]

If I were you I'd've got an anti flu jabbbbb a montb ago.....like most sensible peoplesss..Hope this helps!!:D

I only returned 10 days ago , are you suggesting in future i prebook a Man Flu jab. Bless you .:flatcap: Must make sure the prize winning :feret::feret: don't contract this Man Flu malarky :flatcap:

[kingbaker]

I only returned 10 days ago , are you suggesting in future i prebook a Man Flu jab. Bless you .:flatcap: Must make sure the prize winning :feret::feret: don't contract this Man Flu malarky :flatcap:

Im suggesting you get the jabb in September...like everyone else doh!!;)

[LUCKY]

Im suggesting you get the jabb in September...like everyone else doh!!;)

Yes but i am in love with my night :nurse: Cough cough :flatcap:

[melm]

Yes but i am in love with my night :nurse: Cough cough :flatcap:


get her to give you a cuddle:nursepatient:

[warbey]

get her to give you a cuddle:nursepatient:


None of that here Please...........................:Drolleyes2::devi l::o

[melm]

None of that here Please...........................:Drolleyes2::devi l::o

dont be a spoilsport:wink:

[Tshirt]

Take any spirit ( not meths or white), add honey, sugar, lemon. and hot water. Keep taking this until you pass out. If you wake up feeling rough start again. After a couple of days you won't have the flu anymore and even if you do you won't give a sh**e ;)

[kingbaker]

Ah!! a sensible post at last.......a worthwhile procedure to boot:D:p:p

[LUCKY]

What a wonderful cure you sent me in the private PM ,Thank you so much Malteser Monkey , The prescribed
treatment to convalesce at the sea side , seemed to be a great idea , hopefully i will make a full recovery here at Lower GDS. Bless you
:flatcap::sunshine::sunny::sunshine::sunny:

[Ecky Thump]

I've always found that if I'm in the company of a twenty five year old nymphomaniac, then all flu symptoms disappear, but my brain cells come to a complete and immediate shutdown.:laugh:

[admin]

I saw this recently. I thought it was relevant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ

[Medman]

Since my return from the Rock 10 days ago , I have been suffering with Man Flu.
Can anyone supply ideas of treatment of aforementioned ailment . I did say treatment i think what i really wanted was the cure,
Ideas please , :flatcap::feret::feret::feret::feret:

Sex change ? .. :dontknow: