Escorts required. Ladies aged 25/60 in south Tenerife

[Lucy black]

New British Escort agency requires British ladies for part time work good rates of pay and travel is free
Please get in touch
Thanks Lucy

[Malteser Monkey]

you'll be lucky on here Lucy - you may need to higher the age limit on here :whistle:

Good Luck anyway

[kingbaker]

Im available....not cheap but reasonable!!:p

What'd I have to do?:p

[TOTO 99]

If it said 25 plus 60 there might be more of a response from the women on here...:lol:

[kingbaker]

:p:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D;):)

[kingbaker]

you'll be lucky on here Lucy - you may need to higher the age limit on here :whistle:

Good Luck anyway

Mrs macdonald5 and chifleta may not be best pleased:):)

[warbey]

you'll be lucky on here Lucy - you may need to higher the age limit on here :whistle:

Good Luck anyway



And that contribution is from the Youngest of all

(Peter Pan's Sister I think.). :D:D

[kingbaker]

So Im the only volunteer so far!!
So what've I to doooo?

:p:p:D

[Anne 2009]

So Im the only volunteer so far!!
So what've I to doooo?

:p:p:D

cheap as chips.......:wink2::wink2::wink2: :bellydancer:

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If it said 25 plus 60 there might be more of a response from the women on here...:lol:

us ladies are not biting...Or maybe just a little............:twak:

[kingbaker]

Do you pay by the hour or per job?:p

[warbey]

For Info Anne 2009 We have it on good authority from MM that most are disqualified cos they are too old.

Suits Me, quality every time Mrs.!!!

[Angusjim]

New British Escort agency requires British ladies for part time work good rates of pay and travel is free
Please get in touch
Thanks Lucy

Good luck with your business venture:tiphat:

[Ecky Thump]

Good luck with your business venture:tiphat:

Carol will be available once her contract at the Star Hotel has expired.;)

[Ecky Thump]

Why British???? What is wrong with Spanish ladies!!!

You would need to ask her customers why they want a British lady escort and not a Spanish lady.:confused:

[kingbaker]

Will I get a contract? And is there a pension?:p

[TOTO 99]

Will I get a contract? And is there a pension?:p

Not sure about the contract but you're guaranteed the odd pensioner now and again.....:laugh:

[kingbaker]

And the odder the better!!:D:p:D

[kingbaker]

Why British???? What is wrong with Spanish ladies!!!

Or Irish ones.....who are much better by the way. :p

[Angusjim]

Why British???? What is wrong with Spanish ladies!!!

Maybe they have enough Spanish women and not enough British

[Ecky Thump]

Will I get a contract? And is there a pension?:p


Not sure about the contract but you're guaranteed the odd pensioner now and again.....:laugh:

If you take a contract out on Kingbaker, then I will be the first person over to Dublin to fulfil the contract at no charge and at your chosen method......Job Satisfaction! :D

[Malteser Monkey]

Do you pay by the hour or per job?:p

:whistle::crylaughing::crylaughing::crazy::rofl::r ofl:

[TOTO 99]

:whistle::crylaughing::crylaughing::crazy::rofl::r ofl:

You could give him a hand........:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

You could give him a hand........:laugh:

Just don't ....please just don't - I don't want to get banned :devil:

[Anne 2009]

you men are naughty..........but i like it :crylaughing:

[Malteser Monkey]

you men are naughty..........but i like it :crylaughing:

and did you have to bring ...Richard ....Emery into it:devil:

Richard coz it won't let you type the d word

[TOTO 99]

and did you have to bring ...Richard ....Emery into it:devil:

Richard coz it won't let you type the d word

It will if you spell it KB.....:laugh:

That gag works even better if KB's middle name turns out to be "no"...:tiphat:

[Ecky Thump]

You could give him a hand........:laugh:

Well, blow me, I never thought of that.:laugh:

[warbey]

Well, blow me, I never thought of that.:laugh:


That remark should be censored too.

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Why British???? What is wrong with Spanish ladies!!!

There would have to be a phrase Book to help with requirements..............................

something to do with not being able to draw a diagram...(or a pension.?)

[Lucy black]

This is a serious post for a job vacancy have you people not got anything better to do than make stupid comments about aload of old ******** get a life or better still go and spend your pensions on an escort and put a smile on your faces

[Moderator___]

They don't make Escorts anymore, I had one, it was a decent car.

[Malteser Monkey]

They don't make Escorts anymore, I had one, it was a decent car.

Blimey even the mods are in on it Yessssssssssss finally we are let looooooose:whistle::crylaughing:

That was going to be my original comment - big up the new Mods:c2::c2::c2::c2::c2:

[Angusjim]

Blimey even the mods are in on it Yessssssssssss finally we are let looooooose:whistle::crylaughing:

That was going to be my original comment - big up the new Mods:c2::c2::c2::c2::c2:

Slippery slope when Mods post on thread which is already way of topic and add more crap to it how do you expect new members to post when their threads end up being taken over and used as a joke thread. I am all for a laugh but there is a time and level, new members reading this will just not bother posting. Just my humble opinion

[TOTO 99]

Slippery slope when Mods post on thread which is already way of topic and add more crap to it how do you expect new members to post when their threads end up being taken over and used as a joke thread. I am all for a laugh but there is a time and level, new members reading this will just not bother posting. Just my humble opinion

Ooooohhh....I'm glad I'm not going to Majorca with you........

In my humble opinion the subject matter lends itself to a little fun. If we took it seriously it would probably be removed for being in poor taste. At least this way it gets to stay on....:tiphat:

[Angusjim]

Ooooohhh....I'm glad I'm not going to Majorca with you........

In my humble opinion the subject matter lends itself to a little fun. If we took it seriously it would probably be removed for being in poor taste. At least this way it gets to stay on....:tiphat:

If the Mods / Admin think its in poor taste they can remove it. I see nothing in the OP that is in poor taste all I am saying is if mods are going to join in and put threads even more off topic where does it end it puts new members off posting if they think they will ridiculed, just my humble opinion.:tiphat:
I too am glad you are no coming to Majorca:laugh:

[TOTO 99]

If the Mods / Admin think its in poor taste they can remove it. I see nothing in the OP that is in poor taste all I am saying is if mods are going to join in and put threads even more off topic where does it end it puts new members off posting if they think they will ridiculed, just my humble opinion.:tiphat:
I too am glad you are no coming to Majorca:laugh:

I'm sure you can see why it could be considered to be in poor taste as the "Escort" business tends to conjour up a certain image. I'm not saying that there's anything untoward going on but the image remains nontheless. With that in mind, it would be that image that is more likely to put new members off rather than the jokes, in my opinion.

As for the mods, as one of the regular "jokers" on here I've spent many a post having a dig at them for being a bit too serious, although I do agree with you that there is a time and a place. I like the fact that things seem to have warmed up a little...:respect:

[Angusjim]

I'm sure you can see why it could be considered to be in poor taste as the "Escort" business tends to conjour up a certain image. I'm not saying that there's anything untoward going on but the image remains nontheless. With that in mind, it would be that image that is more likely to put new members off rather than the jokes, in my opinion.

As for the mods, as one of the regular "jokers" on here I've spent many a post having a dig at them for being a bit too serious, although I do agree with you that there is a time and a place. I like the fact that things seem to have warmed up a little...:respect:

I am sure if a member reports the OP as being inappropriate for the Forum to admin they would review it based on Forum rules.:) I am all for the Mods having sense of humour but how will they judge what is off topic if they themselves are joining in posting off topic posts:tiphat:

[Moderator___]

I see the response to the OP as a bit of fun and decided to join in whilst it was light hearted banter. If it goes in another direction I would happily close the thread or be happy if another mod closed it.

[Lucy black]

This thread is a genuine job vacancy for a companions/escort agency in the south of Tenerife we were looking for open minded ladies to earn money on a part time basis there is nothing sinister about the job and thought this was the ideal place to post it, we have had a fantastic response on Facebook groups with genuine applicants and no silly comments unlike this forum, if someone places an advert for a job vacancy do u not agree it should be seen by people seeking work and not people sitting at home bored just waiting for a new thread to have silly chit chats with there forum friends, I am sure they could make up there own threads and leave the genuine threads to people who would like to read them, feel free to delete this thread or better still delete the silly so called banter from members who have no need to be posting comments on a job vacancy post so genuine people can read it and make genuine comments to earn some money and pay their bills,
Thank you Lucy black

[TOTO 99]

This thread is a genuine job vacancy for a companions/escort agency in the south of Tenerife we were looking for open minded ladies to earn money on a part time basis there is nothing sinister about the job and thought this was the ideal place to post it, we have had a fantastic response on Facebook groups with genuine applicants and no silly comments unlike this forum, if someone places an advert for a job vacancy do u not agree it should be seen by people seeking work and not people sitting at home bored just waiting for a new thread to have silly chit chats with there forum friends, I am sure they could make up there own threads and leave the genuine threads to people who would like to read them, feel free to delete this thread or better still delete the silly so called banter from members who have no need to be posting comments on a job vacancy post so genuine people can read it and make genuine comments to earn some money and pay their bills,
Thank you Lucy black

"open minded"?.........How open minded exactly?..

[kingbaker]

"open minded"?.........How open minded exactly?..



Probs ''open minded'' about

Dis-respect for forum members

Ageist....25 - 60

Sexist......females only.

Beach of EU law.....Treaty of Rome

Pay and conditions and all employee laws.

Contract of employment

Healthcare for employees.

Pension fund.

Holiday pay etc.


The list goes on and on and on.


In fact the pluses of this business know NO begining.:)


And I'm glad that I not going to Majorca with AJ also. ;)

[TOTO 99]

Probs ''open minded'' about

Dis-respect for forum members

Ageist....25 - 60

Sexist......females only.

Beach of EU law.....Treaty of Rome

Pay and conditions and all employee laws.

Contract of employment

Healthcare for employees.

Pension fund.

Holiday pay etc.


The list goes on and on and on.


In fact the pluses of this business know NO begining.:)


And I'm glad that I not going to Majorca with AJ also. ;)

So, what are you sayin' then?.......:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

So, what are you sayin' then?.......:laugh:

Any overtime ?

I'd like to go to Majorca with AJ :wink2:

[TOTO 99]

I'd like to go to Majorca with AJ :wink2:

Not today you wouldn't...He's gone dead miserable....

Anyway trust me, you'd need another mortgage to drink with him....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

Not today you wouldn't...He's gone dead miserable....

Anyway trust me, you'd need another mortgage to drink with him....:laugh:

you need a mortgage to drink with me:wink2:

Is it his ...week:whistle:

[Angusjim]

So, what are you sayin' then?.......:laugh:

Think he is trying to sook in we you, lessons from the Irish about being open minded & about descrimination :crylaughing::crylaughing:

[TOTO 99]

you need a mortgage to drink with me:wink2:

Is it his ...week:whistle:

Yes, he'll be out shoplifting later....:laugh:.........

[Malteser Monkey]

Yes, he'll be out shoplifting later....:laugh:.........

:crylaughing: thought that was every Sunday

[Lucy black]

Its a job vacancy not a debate, its hard enough for people to find work in Tenerife, and as for your comments regarding EU law, sexism and ageism are rubbish and are about as outdated as you, I guess this is the wrong place to advertise genuine job vacancies with genuine Spanish contracts and healthcare and holiday pay as it seems full of ex pat pensioners who put nothing into the Spanish economy unlike me
I think enough said as its my day off and would like to enjoy my day in my swimming pool and then a very nice BBQ cooked by by husband(oops sorry that's sexist) maybe I could turn his sausage for him, then I will enjoy a couple of hours in the hot tub which was cleaned this morning by our 48 year old pool man (sorry pool person) sexist nd ageist again, although I can't seem to find a pool lady anywhere, I don't think I will advertise on here for one.
Have a nice day folks
Lucy black aged 44 and female, married and very wealthy.

PS
I am off to Rome on a 2 week luxury cruise in September I will see if I can get a copy of the treaty whilst there

[TOTO 99]

And all of that nonsense tells me why I don't know anyone who would want to work for you!

No amount of money will buy you what you are missing.......:wave:

[Angusjim]

And all of that nonsense tells me why I don't know anyone who would want to work for you!

No amount of money will buy you what you are missing.......:wave:

And there was me sticking up for her when all the time it appears she is just a complete bellend as demonstrated by her post:spin::spin:. Why is it people that are not that well off have to tell people how rich they are, never hear TOTO boasting about how rich he is:respect:

[Lucy black]

Ime certainly not missing a since of humour unlike you, jealousy is a very bad thing you know

[Angusjim]

Mrs TV's I presume:crylaughing::crylaughing:

[TOTO 99]

And there was me sticking up for her when all the time it appears she is just a complete bellend as demonstrated by her post:spin::spin:. Why is it people that are not that well off have to tell people how rich they are, never hear TOTO boasting about how rich he is:respect:

There's a bloody good reason for that mate.....:laugh:

[Malteser Monkey]

There's a bloody good reason for that mate.....:laugh:

Yes with friends like Ecks, AJ and Marbro....:whistle:

[Moderator___]

OK, time to close this thread I think.