Ecky Thump
17-12-2015, 16:18
Canadian Tolerance
An NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says: "I am truly
perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being
built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be
tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be
allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the
other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods",
and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us."
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this
on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is
either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your
camel to bed.
An NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says: "I am truly
perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being
built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be
tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be
allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the
other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods",
and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us."
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this
on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is
either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your
camel to bed.