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Leam_Lin
03-08-2016, 10:11
Not 1 tit but 3 tits.

Num. 1 w.

Num. 2 v.

Num. 3 a.


Which tit will last the longest? with all the other birds about.

Medman
03-08-2016, 10:14
Not 1 tit but 3 tits.

Num. 1 w.

Num. 2 v.

Num. 3 a.


Which tit will last the longest? with all the other birds about.

Answers on the back of a fiver please and send for the attention of Linda .. :spin:

Sounds like the old barmaid joke .. who got the job?

macdonald5
03-08-2016, 11:01
Not 1 tit but 3 tits.

Num. 1 w.

Num. 2 v.

Num. 3 a.


Which tit will last the longest? with all the other birds about.

None of them if it's them shixxxng on my car and Windows !!

Medman
03-08-2016, 12:50
None of them if it's them shixxxng on my car and Windows !!

A bird did that in my car once ................. didn't go back out with her after that ! .. :laugh:

macdonald5
03-08-2016, 12:57
A bird did that in my car once ................. didn't go back out with her after that ! .. :laugh:

Ayr right you !!
I've even left a roll of Izal on top of roof but the dirty birds won't use it !!

Ecky Thump
03-08-2016, 15:02
Not 1 tit but 3 tits.

Num. 1 w.

Num. 2 v.

Num. 3 a.


Which tit will last the longest? with all the other birds about.

It would appear to be tit Nos. 4 & 5 on the Brexit thread that are trying to outlast every one. :D

Medman
03-08-2016, 15:56
Ayr right you !!
I've even left a roll of Izal on top of roof but the dirty birds won't use it !!

Birds ! ....... even I wouldn't use that stuff on my baby soft bum !

macdonald5
03-08-2016, 17:40
Birds ! ....... even I wouldn't use that stuff on my baby soft bum !

Ok I've just changed it to an expensive Andrex puppies on a roll , see if they like that

Medman
03-08-2016, 18:52
Ok I've just changed it to an expensive Andrex puppies on a roll , see if they like that

Now you're talking . quilted . puts me in the mood . :crazy:

melm
03-08-2016, 19:06
Now you're talking . quilted . puts me in the mood . :crazy:


Too much information eek2:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2016, 22:13
Too much information eek2:

Spoilsport.......

Leam_Lin
03-08-2016, 22:23
I see the tits are still singing.:snore::snore::snore:

Ecky Thump
03-08-2016, 22:29
I see the tits are still singing.:snore::snore::snore:

That's because they have been fed! :wink:

melm
03-08-2016, 22:54
That's because they have been fed! :wink:

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Medman
03-08-2016, 22:55
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep

Trust you to make a middle of the road comment !! .......... :laugh:

melm
03-08-2016, 22:58
Trust you to make a middle of the road comment !! .......... :laugh:

:raspberry2::lol:

Medman
03-08-2016, 23:00
:raspberry2::lol:

Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum ..........