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Ed3229
31-05-2011, 22:44
A few weeks ago a young couple of chav's (Vicky Pollard types) came into the Harvester restaurant my wife works in and they had twin baby's with them(4 weeks old).When my wife asked what they had called them she almost fell over..........Boy was called Benson... Girl was called Hedges.:mad:

karinagal
31-05-2011, 22:49
My Uncle was called Christopher Columbus McGreskin.... His brother was called Felix....

Bazz
31-05-2011, 22:52
Bear Grylls' kiddies are called: Huckleberry, Marmaduke and Jesse :crazy:

Tom & Sharon
31-05-2011, 22:54
I believe Peter Kay is going to call his first child Imo :lol:

LindaD
31-05-2011, 23:44
On a trip to Perth recently, one young mum???!!!! called to her wee girl to get into the shop - "Get in here Shakira":crazy:

DaveRF
31-05-2011, 23:48
I cringe when I hear "Courtney" "Chantelle" or "Kylie" screamed across the supermarket in a strong Geordie accent at some wayward kid. Some names don't sound good in some accents.

Zara
31-05-2011, 23:49
Like the people whose surname was Turner - they named their daughter Paige !

DaveRF
31-05-2011, 23:51
Like the people whose surname was Turner - they named their daughter Paige !

I knew a Mr and Mrs Green who called their daughter Violet.

with cheese
31-05-2011, 23:52
It is actually officially politically incorrect to all a child "Fanny".
I heard a child being called Jaguar by his mum and then she went and got in a beautiful etype.

sunspot
31-05-2011, 23:54
I knew a Mr and Mrs Green who called their daughter Violet.

Sorry Dave, im not with it ,please explain

DaveRF
31-05-2011, 23:55
Sorry Dave, im not with it ,please explain

Violet Green - those two colours clash do they not? :eyebrows:

sunspot
31-05-2011, 23:56
Violet Green - those two colours clash do they not? :eyebrows:

Sorry Dave,im losing it big time

LindaD
31-05-2011, 23:56
Sorry Dave, im not with it ,please explain



2 colours together Sunspot (I think!!)

slodgedad
01-06-2011, 01:55
My mate in the UK wanted to call his daughter Emma, and couldn't understand why we advised him not to.

His name is Dave Ridge..Thankfully his name wasn't Dave Royd.

I think I posted this in Forum Mk.1....True story, though

9PLUS
01-06-2011, 02:13
Very silly baby names...



Ed3229


cheers

x

with cheese
01-06-2011, 07:13
Jim Kerr and Chrissy Hind wanted to call their son Wayne.

reggie
01-06-2011, 07:49
BMW garage near me in the 80s. Eric Hunt :whistle:

with cheese
01-06-2011, 07:55
Shoe Shop ................R. Soles, true.

Zara
01-06-2011, 10:48
Shoe Shop ................R. Soles, true.

Reminds me of a book I read called Platform Souls: The Train Spotter as Twentieth-century Hero - stop yawning, it was an excellent snapshot of life in the 60s.

Now back on topic

Monroe and Moroccan Scott Cannon - Mariah Carey's twins

garlicbread
01-06-2011, 10:52
BMW garage near me in the 80s. Eric Hunt :whistle:

That'll be the one in Bramhope I suspect, good jon there wasn't an Isaac in the family>

reggie
01-06-2011, 11:00
That'll be the one in Bramhope I suspect, good jon there wasn't an Isaac in the family>

Correct, I didnt know the family, bought out by a large company, Shocking name though, trip to deed pole i would think.

karinagal
01-06-2011, 11:17
I went to school with a girl called Theresa Green....

reggie
01-06-2011, 11:30
I went to school with a girl called Theresa Green....

Leaf it out Karina

karinagal
01-06-2011, 11:32
Leaf it out Karina

:raspberry2::raspberry2::raspberry2::raspberry2:

Zara
01-06-2011, 11:47
I have never watched Buffy but my daughter tells me they rofl when the credits come up as Thomas Wanker is listed.

Tom & Sharon
01-06-2011, 12:06
My mate John Kertan called his daughter Annette:whistle:

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 12:19
A girl at my grandsons school in Northampton Caress Masacc (though it my be a different pronounciation to mine !!!)
My older siser went to school with Bea Sting
My dads friend was Bill Board
I worked with a bar man **** Holder

Sal
01-06-2011, 12:20
I once knew of a Cherry Doe, which is not too bad, but then she married John Cake!

Zara
01-06-2011, 12:42
I used to work in a school in Berkshire one of the pupils was called Robin Teef - he was Irish and he was from the wayward kids home in Curridge - all in all pretty apt!!!

onelegnofeet
01-06-2011, 13:09
The word starred out by the automated moderator was D.I.C.K........short for Richard,for the wonderers

penelope pitstop
01-06-2011, 19:22
How about Robin Banks.

penelope pitstop

DaveRF
01-06-2011, 19:27
How about Robin Banks.

penelope pitstop

Which one? :confused:

marbro8
01-06-2011, 19:37
my nephew and his girlfriend have just named their baby son roman i thought it was a bit odd at first but it's growing on me

reggie
01-06-2011, 20:35
my nephew and his girlfriend have just named their baby son roman i thought it was a bit odd at first but it's growing on me

Fine, as long as surname isnt candle, :lol:

marbro8
01-06-2011, 20:39
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Fine, as long as surname isnt candle, :lol:lol ye or road, i have already started calling him polanski:eyebrows:

with cheese
01-06-2011, 20:40
my nephew and his girlfriend have just named their baby son roman i thought it was a bit odd at first but it's growing on me
Get him a job on Spartacus.
Is he called Roman because his Uncle is Titus Aducsas

marbro8
01-06-2011, 21:03
Get him a job on Spartacus.
Is he called Roman because his Uncle is Titus Aducsasno bigus d.i.c.k.us:hole:

with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:05
no bigus d.i.c.k.us:hole:
Yeah right, probably to a young kid standing next to you in the bog it looks big.
I will bring me tape next time up Brum. I said up Brum.

caroletenerife
01-06-2011, 21:12
there is a little girl living in Dundee called Pocahontus Magurty...god help her !!!!

Tinkabel
01-06-2011, 21:47
We have a friend back home who named their daughter Shannon Wednesday Frances Carney so her intitials would stand for Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. :ashamed: They went on to name their son Connor Carney but everyone calls him Chilli. :lol:

with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:48
there is a little girl living in Dundee called Pocahontus Magurty...god help her !!!!
My Irish mate was named Michael Suckc*ck, he changed his name by deed poll and is now called Patrick Suckc*ck.

dede
01-06-2011, 21:56
I know a man who was named Richard Richards, we used to call him "dicky twice"

lindsay
01-06-2011, 22:09
my mates mum when she married was frances francis, she goes by fran now lol

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:10
My name used to be Kev.

reggie
01-06-2011, 22:16
Mine was Mud, err still is, boverd

Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 22:17
Jaypeeps sound like a bird that spies on people.;)

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:18
Your name used to be Reggie, didn't it Dave.

Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 22:20
Your name used to be Reggie, didn't it Dave.

No, it was Rodney.

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:21
No, it was Rodney.
Sorry Dave.

DaveRF
01-06-2011, 22:22
Sorry Dave.

S'ok Fred.........

reggie
01-06-2011, 22:22
Sorry Dave.

Its ok Rodney

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:24
Thanks Dave.

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:25
S'ok Fred.........

Blimey it's Dave.

Ecky Thump
01-06-2011, 22:26
Blimey it's Dave.

So who is Rodders?

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:29
Dave innit Dave

reggie
01-06-2011, 22:29
So who is Rodders?

Peter smith, innit

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:35
so who is rodders?

jaypeeps innit

DaveRF
01-06-2011, 22:35
jaypeeps innit

Noooo It's penelope pitstop with 2 small peas

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:37
Noooo It's penelope pitstop with 2 small peas
sorry Dave.
So its penelope pitstop with a couple of little dribbles.

reggie
01-06-2011, 22:39
I'm off to bed, could of sworn it was peter smith, Nite peeps, err not that one,

with cheese
01-06-2011, 22:41
I'm off to bed, could of sworn it was peter smith, Nite peeps, err not that one,
Yeah nite John Boy.

Leam_Lin
01-06-2011, 23:36
Yeah nite John Boy.

Nite, nite Reggie.

with cheese
01-06-2011, 23:59
Nite Dave-Linda