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Zara
01-06-2011, 19:26
Do you have a funny poem ? I have a few !!



"Are you talking to me?" she said passing by
"Yes, you ... you ... next to the bald-headed guy,
"I think you're real gorgeous ... that flaming red hair
Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.

"I love the way that it curls round your face,
And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,
And the way that it darkens the green of your eyes,
And the way on your cheek that a loose tendril lies."

She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride,
Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide,
She smiled as she whipped the wig from her head,
"If you like it so much, here, you wear it instead."

Copyright; Pat Cannard

DaveRF
01-06-2011, 20:12
The forum went off and Zarion couldn't be traced
The mods went crackers, round in circles they raced
On email, twitter and Facebook too
Folks were ranting and raving causing a hullabaloo
All sorts of rumours were being spread
Reading them all filled your heart with dread
On Saturday morn came a glimmer of joy
Pooh and the others launched their new toy
It wasn't the same as we had before
It ended with org and dot com was no more
Now it came to light that some bills were were overdue
So Doreen with paypal came to the rescue
The dot com forum soon came back online
But none of us can use it at this moment in time
So admin and mods for your efforts we're grateful
Please ignore those posts that are hateful
Keep up the good work sorting the restoration
As for some folks sanity you'll prove to be a salvation.

Harmonicaman
01-06-2011, 20:23
Under the spreading Chestnut tree,
The village idiot sat;
Amusing himself by abusing himself,
And catching it in his hat.

Zara
01-06-2011, 20:32
The forum went off and Zarion couldn't be traced
The mods went crackers, round in circles they raced
On email, twitter and Facebook too
Folks were ranting and raving causing a hullabaloo
All sorts of rumours were being spread
Reading them all filled your heart with dread
On Saturday morn came a glimmer of joy
Pooh and the others launched their new toy
It wasn't the same as we had before
It ended with org and dot com was no more
Now it came to light that some bills were were overdue
So Doreen with paypal came to the rescue
The dot com forum soon came back online
But none of us can use it at this moment in time
So admin and mods for your efforts we're grateful
Please ignore those posts that are hateful
Keep up the good work sorting the restoration
As for some folks sanity you'll prove to be a salvation.

Brilliant love it http://images.zaazu.com/img/clap-animated-animation-clap-smiley-emoticon-000340-large.gif

Zara
01-06-2011, 20:54
Inspired by the fact that some people try to be something they're not....

Borrowed Feathers.
Those who dress in borrowed feathers
will feel the itch no matter the weather
Feather by feather the feathers will fall
until one stands defeathered - no feathers at all
all defeathered - all in the nude
there's no way one can delude
borrowed feathers
are others feathers
whether or not silk or leather.

Copyright; Anita V.

with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:00
The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were full of blisters,
He had one finger up his nose
And the other up his sisters.

reggie
01-06-2011, 21:05
There was an old man from leeds, who swollowed a packet of seeds, in less than an hour his a-se was a flower, and his b-lls a bundle of weeds,

with cheese
01-06-2011, 21:08
There was a man from Slade Green who invented a Wa*king machine, on the 99 stroke the fu*king thing broke and Wa*ked his Bo**ocks to cream.

karinagal
01-06-2011, 22:24
The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad
He rolled them up like cannonballs
And flicked them at his dad.



Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted too....

DaveRF
01-06-2011, 22:31
I woke up one morning and everything was still
I saw a little robin on the window sill
I gently opened the window to give it some seed
Then I shut the window and crushed it's ****ing heed

Medman
07-06-2011, 15:42
There was a young man from Darjealing
Whi got on the bus for Ealing
It said on the door "don't spit on the floor"
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling

Zara
07-06-2011, 17:20
There once was a Tenerife forum
Whose members had little decorum
But when it went missing
They all started hissing
Cos alternative options just bore em.

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:26
There was a young man fron Tralee
Who got stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said, no not a bit
It can do it again if it likes

Harmonicaman
07-06-2011, 17:31
There was a young man fron Tralee
Who got stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said, no not a bit
It can do it again if it likes

I love the way you refuse to bow to convention and worry about silly things like rhyme!:lol:

Medman
07-06-2011, 17:46
I love the way you refuse to bow to convention and worry about silly things like rhyme!:lol:

There will always be a time
In my life for a little rhyme
But not right now
Because somehow
I prefer to be sublime

Harmonicaman
07-06-2011, 18:00
There will always be a time
In my life for a little rhyme
But not right now
Because somehow
I prefer to be sublime
Very good... I see you like my fellow Fifer, Jack Vettriano. Great artist.

Zara
07-06-2011, 18:08
I love the way you refuse to bow to convention and worry about silly things like rhyme!:lol:

A poem that donīt rhyme
Is really not a crime
Although a lot of folk will disagree
The idea of a verse
Should if possible coerce
An audience to stay and not to flee

Medman
07-06-2011, 18:20
Very good... I see you like my fellow Fifer, Jack Vettriano. Great artist.

Jack used my name
To further his fame
A Butler that sings
And oh by jings
He even stays near yer hame

DaveRF
09-06-2011, 21:52
There was a man from Adeje
Who forgot to pay the leckie
The very next day
The man from Unelco came his way
And six months later after going round the bend trying to sort it out he shot the ****er!!

COL NIL SATIS
29-06-2011, 23:36
The forum went off and Zarion couldn't be traced
The mods went crackers, round in circles they raced
On email, twitter and Facebook too
Folks were ranting and raving causing a hullabaloo
All sorts of rumours were being spread
Reading them all filled your heart with dread
On Saturday morn came a glimmer of joy
Pooh and the others launched their new toy
It wasn't the same as we had before
It ended with org and dot com was no more
Now it came to light that some bills were were overdue
So Doreen with paypal came to the rescue
The dot com forum soon came back online
But none of us can use it at this moment in time
So admin and mods for your efforts we're grateful
Please ignore those posts that are hateful
Keep up the good work sorting the restoration
As for some folks sanity you'll prove to be a salvation.


Brilliant work !! that is superb

sunspot
30-06-2011, 00:31
There was a lady from Madrid
Who found she was having a kid
she dieted on rubber, tintacks and blubber
and gave birth to dunlop non skid

Santiago
04-10-2011, 23:07
The was an old man of the isles

Who suffered severely from pisles

He couldn’t sit down

Without a deep frown

So he had to row standing for misles