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Red Devil
07-07-2011, 15:54
Lots of sayings sometimes exactly describes a situation don't they.
One of my favourites is "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar"
Any other good ones?
One of mine is "What goes around comes around" So true!;)
mhtenerife
07-07-2011, 16:00
I saw this years ago on a wall plaque and it stuck with me.
I complained I had no shoes untill I met a man who had no feet.
Pink shoes
07-07-2011, 16:00
Drink more water
It is cheep, readily available and has no calories
Malteser Monkey
07-07-2011, 16:04
New and improved ...:D
I just noticed you had posted on this thread reggie............you never cease to disappoint:crylaughing:
captain jack sparrow
07-07-2011, 16:42
Like the one " That cheeky bugger has got more neck than he can wash"
Also, " he is that dirty, his dad hides his wallet under the flannel "
One of my favs is 'I never met a chocolate I didn't like'
on a more practical level ' Don't get mad, get even'
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 17:22
"you catch more flies with honey than vinegar"
This may save You a fortune in honey ..................Dont Sh-t on your own doorstep!!!!:hello:
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Lots of sayings sometimes exactly describes a situation don't they.
A half wit gave you a piece of his mind ............and you held on to it !!!!:D
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 18:32
Dont thank me for insulting You .................................................. ..............it was my pleasure!!!
For two cents i'd give You a piece of my mind ......................and all Yours !!!
I use loads of sayings but I think that 'Everything in Moderation' would be a suitable one for the forum at the moment.
with cheese
07-07-2011, 18:46
Eat **** million flies can't be wrong.
Just coz she has service gates on her knickers, doesn't mean she is easy.
When the wife says "I dont have a headache tonight" :whistle::whistle:
slodgedad
07-07-2011, 19:04
Thread temporarily closed.
May I remind members that swearing, whether masked or not, is not allowed on the Forum.
The same rules apply here as on the original site, but some members are seemingly trying to change them.
My favotite saying that has got me through a lot of problems is:
If you don't succeed the first time, try and try again!
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 19:22
Whatevers eating you ........must be suffering horribly
You only have one brain cell ..........and its fighting for dominance
oooops ...........i'm back on posting sayings !!!!
one for YG and CIM .......he comes from a long line of Real Estate people..........theyre a Vacant Lot!!!
my own!!! woo woo woo .... you know it!!!
dedicated to those who look after the Forum.......no innuendo though
If it aint broke,,,,,,,dont fix it..
The lights are on but no one´s at home!:spin:
Don´t cry until you´ve been hurt!
" Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe ".....
Nothing in this World is Free
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 19:32
When you were born ,God amitted even he could make a mistake
this saying takes me back and is still being said to me to this day" stop that you will go blind":crazy::eyebrows:
with cheese
07-07-2011, 19:46
Didn't see that one coming.
karinagal
07-07-2011, 19:56
'Each one, teach one'
'What's for you, won't go by you'
and
'If I had a face like yours, I'd let my a*** (bottom......) do the talking'
I may be fat, but you're ugly.............and I can diet! :raspberry2:
with cheese
07-07-2011, 20:09
I'm not a pheasant plucker I am a pheasant pluckers son, I pluck pheasants all day long I am a pheasant pluckers son.
i remember a few years ago i was standing up the bar with my mate and there were two girls standing next to us and my mate said "hello sugar" and one of the girls told him to "p off" to which he replied "not you love the other bag":eyebrows:
Ecky Thump
07-07-2011, 20:22
this saying takes me back and is still being said to me to this day" stop that you will go blind":crazy::eyebrows:
Have you now got a Labrador for a guide dog and how are you getting on with learning Braille?
You dirty boy!:D
with cheese
07-07-2011, 20:25
Ecky it wasn't on this thread, put yer goggles on.
Goforgold
07-07-2011, 20:44
I bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!!! :eyebrows:
theloner
07-07-2011, 20:44
SSDD - Same *****, different day....
with cheese
07-07-2011, 20:46
SSDD - Same *****, different day....
Ooppppppppsssssssss
I bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!!!! :eyebrows:
Rather have 2 in the bush.
Swearing, even though its masked out, lynch him
theloner
07-07-2011, 20:54
Swearing, even though its masked out, lynch him
Oh no please no "it was his fault" !!!!
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 21:08
YOUR SWEET!............................like a chewed up toffee
Goforgold
07-07-2011, 21:10
Ooppppppppsssssssss
Rather have 2 in the bush.
You always were greedy!!! :hungry:
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 21:14
If you lived in India .........you'd be Sacred !!!
Sunlover
07-07-2011, 21:16
Like some threads on this forum....
Going downhill faster than a greased pig!!
favourite saying i like to hear is would you like a drink
with cheese
07-07-2011, 21:35
favourite saying i like to hear is would you like a drink
Yes please, don't mind if I do.
onelegnofeet
07-07-2011, 21:40
favourite saying i like to hear is would you like a drink
................................sailor!!!!........ .....................................
Santiago
07-07-2011, 22:06
Your cheque is in the post.
Hey Mods check who is keeping the forum alive tonight and on top of the tree, oooh the same peeps as most nights.
That's because we all keep coming back "like a rat up a drainpipe".
Ecky Thump
07-07-2011, 22:18
She's got a face like a blind joiners thumb.:D
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Reggie, in your case, I think this suits.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it!
'Believe nothing you read, and only half of what you see'
You never know your luck until a dead horse kicks you>>>>...... One of my Grans favourite sayings
with cheese
08-07-2011, 08:27
Sticks and stones may break my bones
junglejim
08-07-2011, 08:31
"The News of the World is Closing Down " must be a favourite saying of Jimand Si´s now!
with cheese
08-07-2011, 08:36
Think of all the headless chickens on a Sunday morning. The options are open for a replacement, any suggestions, maybe new thread.
williethetim
08-07-2011, 09:12
Revenge is best eaten cold!!
Lucy Fer
08-07-2011, 10:10
Be careful what you wish for you just may get it!
Sundowner
08-07-2011, 10:42
Common sense is not so common.
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 12:56
Moon light becomes you ............total darkness even more !
Can i borrow your face for a few days ..........while my @rse is on vacation !
The twinkle in his eye is actually.......the sun shining between his ears !
He has a mechanical mind .............to bad he forgot to wind it up this morning !
You are about as useful as ..........A windshield on a goats @rse !
Have you now got a Labrador for a guide dog and how are you getting on with learning Braille?
You dirty boy!:D if i could read your post i would answer it:eyebrows:
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Revenge is best eaten cold!!should that be " revenge is a dish best served cold":eyebrows:
As much use as a one legged man in an **** kicking contest.
As black as the Earl of hell's waistcoat.
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 21:21
As much use as a one legged man in an **** kicking contest.
.
OI! last time i stick up for you !!!!
TANSTAAFL
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Use Google :D
COL NIL SATIS
08-07-2011, 21:38
On the other hand you have different fingers.:surrender:
onelegnofeet
08-07-2011, 21:39
Tanstaafl ...........means "USE GOOGLE " WOW!!!!!
COL NIL SATIS
08-07-2011, 21:40
Life is simple, only people complicate it.
Tanstaafl ...........means "USE GOOGLE " WOW!!!!!
In an extended meaning.... yes, that too. ;)
"I don't believe anything I don't know"
i can only please one person a day.....todays not your day and tomorrows not looking good either!!
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if your brains were made of dynamite you would'nt have enough to blow the hat off your head..
welsh wendy
09-07-2011, 23:16
Who's coat is that jacket???? or Where were you going when I saw you coming back?????.......These are phrases that were used by ther elders in our area. (remember its Wales and also Dylan Thomas country) :):cheers:
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