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tracey
11-07-2011, 03:43
.................if only life was so easy!!! lol :eyebrows:

Ecky Thump
11-07-2011, 08:37
.................if only life was so easy!!! lol :eyebrows:

My wife's escape is a slamming door!:mad:

Malteser Monkey
11-07-2011, 08:38
I like the control key:whistle:

Ecky Thump
11-07-2011, 08:43
I like the control key:whistle:

Women should take time to use the pause button!:argue:

Malteser Monkey
11-07-2011, 08:50
and you men should use the shift button :spin::p

Bobby
11-07-2011, 09:04
And should us poor men use the Ctrl - Alt and Delete buttons when we get into trouble?

Malteser Monkey
11-07-2011, 09:08
And should us poor men use the Ctrl - Alt and Delete buttons when we get into trouble?

Why just when you are in trouble ???:hello::D

Jackie
11-07-2011, 09:08
Might be an idea for some men to even use the 'Start' button ;)

Brian
11-07-2011, 11:10
I quite like the mute sound button.:whistle:

Suej
11-07-2011, 11:17
Women should take time to use the pause button!:argue:Unless itīs menopause!:argue:

onelegnofeet
11-07-2011, 15:41
Most men like the ...................ENTER BUTTON ,followed by the .............up,down,up,down,up down ,three times thats me finished !!!!!Pause

Malteser Monkey
11-07-2011, 15:47
Most men like the ...................ENTER BUTTON ,followed by the .............up,down,up,down,up down ,three times thats me finished !!!!!Pause

Then F5 refresh before going HOME :crylaughing:

Balcony
11-07-2011, 17:53
OMG I started examing some buttons running the top of my K/B and one is marked Z. I pressed it and it kicked me into touch.

Ecky Thump
11-07-2011, 21:09
Most men like the ...................ENTER BUTTON ,followed by the .............up,down,up,down,up down ,three times thats me finished !!!!!Pause

Thats when the wife uses the "shift" button, followed by the "tab" to move me across.:)

Tenerife Blade
11-07-2011, 22:22
I pressed the 'Tab' button but it didn't give me a cigarette. My wife also says I should use the 'Home' button when I'm in the pub.

slodgedad
11-07-2011, 22:27
I'm always tempted to try F2 and backspace, but I don't think my heart could cope...