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I work in a bank and came across a deposit today that I have never come across at work before. A customer apologised to one of the cashiers because she had made a mess on the floor at the til. We assumed it was from dirty feet as it was raining. If only! She **** herself all over the floor. :mad::mad:
I was out the door in a flash as I just can't handle stuff like that.
You can imagine the banter at work the rest of the afternoon.
Harmonicaman
18-07-2011, 20:49
I work in a bank and came across a deposit today that I have never come across at work before. A customer apologised to one of the cashiers because she had made a mess on the floor at the til. We assumed it was from dirty feet as it was raining. If only! She **** herself all over the floor. :mad::mad:
I was out the door in a flash as I just can't handle stuff like that.
You can imagine the banter at work the rest of the afternoon.
Did you VAULT over the counter?
Didn't you Teller it was wrong?
I just can't handle stuff like that.
Would you want too:crazy::crazy:
I was out the door in a flash as I just can't handle stuff like that.
Surely they provide you with gloves?
Did you throw her out or couldn't you MANAGER on your own...
She left kinda quickly but I beat her out the door :eyebrows:
I was out the door in a flash as I just can't handle stuff like that.
Surely they provide you with gloves?
Yeah you don't wanna be leaving fingerprints...:hole:
Was she hoping the deposit would create interest?
Was she hoping the deposit would create interest?
It's the most interest that has been created in a long time.
She must have heard that interest rates are going up a turd of one per cent!
Those sort of people should be left A LOAN.........
Those sort of people should be left A LOAN.........
I agree, should never try to PIN 'em down.
Did it look like a "Northern Rock"...:surrender:
I hope you went back to CHEQUE she was ok Dave....
I hope you went back to CHEQUE she was ok Dave....
Did I hell!!
Did she come in to make a withdrawal?
I bet she was a right "PAYIN IN" the backside....
Did she come in to make a withdrawal?
No it was definitely a deposit!!
Was it a Lump sum!
Lol.....There was only one person in front of her. She was Number 2......
You clearly don't work for 'The Helpful Bank' then?
Poor woman :o ... I can't follow the witty comments, just to say she was probably taking Zenical/Alli - it unfortunately has such sudden consequences (happened in a Spa I was in last year, luckily outside the water areas :()
Santiago
18-07-2011, 22:05
You clearly don't work for 'The Helpful Bank' then?
Hope you left the bank "safe" ...........
willowlily
18-07-2011, 22:07
Poor woman :o ... I can't follow the witty comments, just to say she was probably taking Zenical/Alli - it unfortunately has such sudden consequences (happened in a Spa I was in last year, luckily outside the water areas :()
when my mum had chemotherapy this would happen to her and all the other cancer patients in the ambulance on the way home that and vomiting.
we should never take good health for granted.
so laugh whilst you can
howard thornton
18-07-2011, 22:13
when my mum had chemotherapy this would happen to her and all the other cancer patients in the ambulance on the way home that and vomiting.
we should never take good health for granted.
so laugh whilst you can yes lilly ,some people never stop for one miniute to think.
onelegnofeet
18-07-2011, 22:20
Not the usual bank then ???.............usually theres no end to the paperwork !!
My bank Barclay's has the same effect on me, same branch, 36 years, if i have any trouble i always say to the staff, how old are you, then follow that with, ive been coming in here longer than you have been on this planet, Like its going to make any differance,
howard thornton
18-07-2011, 23:15
My bank Barclay's has the same effect on me, same branch, 36 years, if i have any trouble i always say to the staff, how old are you, then follow that with, ive been coming in here longer than you have been on this planet, Like its going to make any differance,
barclays, the slave traders.mmmm.
Dear Mods, please may we have the vomit smiley back? Thank you....
On the same subject and this ia a true story, a friend who worked at a sewage farm was showing some visitors around the works when he coughed and his false teeth flew out of his mouth into the slurry tank. He carmly picked them and put them in his mouth, What the visitors did'nt see that he had taken out a second set from his pocket and slipped them into his mouth. This was his party piece whenever he had visitors.
Did you cheque it to make sure it was pooh?:)
i know that i have laughed at some of the posts:ashamed: but the poor woman would have been mortified!! i once worked at an old woman's house and when she answered the door to let me in she walked towards the kitchen and it was literally dripping from her backside as i was following her!! she was apologizing to me as i was retching, as i got outside and composed myself i told her i would go and fetch the warden(the lady who used to check on the elderly community) which i did and she informed me later that she had cleaned it up so i could now go and do the repair, but imagine her embarrassment when i returned, so i don't think you will see her in branch again dave:eyebrows:
rosemary
19-07-2011, 19:52
Poor poor woman. obviously very ill.
caroll72
19-07-2011, 21:38
What strikes me about this, is, if you're ill with the s***s, then why venture outside your home?? :confused:
If it were me, i'd stay within running distance to my loo :D
Bet you won't see her again Dave, she'll be moving banks!!
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