tonypub
26-07-2011, 03:23
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy but remember the *******’s name..3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk ;)