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Have you ever..........
walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?
the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:
Have you ever ......
Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 21:43
Have you ever..........
walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?
the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:
Have you ever ......
No, but I did walk out of the loo with a roll of toilet paper following me, which was tucked down my trousers.
Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?
cainaries
31-07-2011, 21:45
Have you ever..........
walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?
the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:
Have you ever ......
Seen a very posh and elegantly dressed woman walk out of the toilet in a restaurant with her skirt tucked into her knickers at the back with all her knickers and tights showing and ... would you tell her or not? She rejoined her husband at the bar so he didn't notice and we just sat and gawped and OH said to me .. go and tell her. But I didn't know the Spanish for 'excuse me but your very expensive skirt is tucked into your very classy knickers'.
Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?[/QUOTE]
No........... can't say that I have.
Have you ever sleepwalked?
No, but I did walk out of the loo with a roll of toilet paper following me, which was tucked down my trousers.
Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?
No, but would assume they want to see in the dark!
Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?
(Sorry Christa my ISP is rubbish - so slow.......getting virgin cable soon! Yipee!!!)
Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 21:58
No, but would assume they want to see in the dark!
Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?
No....I keep getting rejections.
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?
Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?
Yeah, all the time( only briefly and with no tongues!!) but only when under the influence!!! haha
Have you ever broken something valuable that didn't belong to you?
No....I keep getting rejections.
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?
Of course - don't all kids?
Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?
Yeah, all the time( only briefly and with no tongues!!) but only when under the influence!!! haha
Have you ever broken something valuable that didn't belong to you?
No, don't think I have.
Have you ever.................... had a long chat with somebody you knew years ago, and walked away still not able to recall their name? :ashamed:
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?
Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!
Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?
Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!
Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?
One date with a guy who later joined the Shadows then electrocuted himself overloading guitars, amps etc.!
Have you ever.................... watched porn?
Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 22:18
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?
Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!
Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?
Once, it was Acker Bilks wife. (he asked me to take her for a meal for her Birthday.)
Have you ever been scared of something you did at work?
Have you ever.................... had a long chat with somebody you knew years ago, and walked away still not able to recall their name?
Oh God yes........ and it had been a puzzle for days. Had to justify to myself that they couldn't have been such great friends in the frist place!
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?
Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!
Have you ever.................... smoked dope?
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?
Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!
Ok......... meant to say..
Have you ever .... as an adult...........peed in a swimming pool/ hot tub/ jacuzzi........ ?
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?
Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!
Ok......... meant to say..
Have you ever .... as an adult...........peed in a swimming pool/ hot tub/ jacuzzi........ ?
(Are you avoiding my question? :whistle:)
No! As an adult, you realise you just can't do that!
(Are you avoiding my question? )
Haha.........No. answer...... Yes!
Have you ever sat through a church service and got a fit of the giggles?
(Are you avoiding my question? )
Haha.........No. answer...... Yes!
Have you ever sat through a church service and got a fit of the giggles?
No but I did once during the local amateur show of South Pacific and was asked to leave the theatre until I was back to normal.
Have you ever thought what you would do with £161,000,000 ?
No but I did once during the local amateur show of South Pacific and was asked to leave the theatre until I was back to normal.
Have you ever thought what you would do with £161,000,000 ?
Yes very often especially lately
Have you ever sat on a Jury...........
Have you ever thought what you would do with £161,000,000 ?
Yes have often thought for a couple of minutes..... then got really scared of what might be!!
Have you ever........... taken a mensa test?
Yes very often especially lately
Have you ever sat on a Jury...........
Got cited once but got off due to work commitments, would like to do it if they brought back hanging or the birch :smackbutt:
Have you ever intended to have an early night then get a second wind ?
Yes very often especially lately
Have you ever sat on a Jury...........
NO... if a Scouser is in court with a suit on he is usually the accused :fpull:
Have you ever ...been refunded too much money and not let on about it
NO... if a Scouser is in court with a suit on he is usually the accused :fpull:
Have you ever ...been refunded too much money and not let on about it
Only if I think I was ripped off in the first place
Have you ever won an athletic event ?
Only if I think I was ripped off in the first place
Have you ever won an athletic event ?
No... but when i run from the police i do the 100 meters faster than Usain Bolt
Have you ever... cheated on your partner
Have you ever won an athletic event ?[/QUOTE]
No.......... Got the school colours for a very basic swimming thing many many years ago, (don't think that counts though eh!!!)
Have you ever........... dialled a wrong number and ended up chatting to that person for a good while?
No..........
Have you ever....... Took a sickie from work and had to phone them up,and act sick on the phone?
I see everyone is evading my question on post 23 ;)
No..........
Have you ever....... Took a sickie from work and had to phone them up,and act sick on the phone?
I see everyone is evading my question on post 23 ;)
Yes to both your questions.... :ashamed:
Have you ever farted in public and let somebody else take the blame.... Of course, I'm a lady, so not talking through personal experience :whistle:
Re:post 23.........yes, although would like to say "partner" not really correct term, more like flavour of the month many years ago.
have you ?
Re:post 23.........yes, although would like to say "partner" not really correct term, more like flavour of the month many years ago.
have you ?
Yes..... same as your answer really :devil2: :wink2:
Have you ever..... lied about your age?
Yes..... same as your answer really :devil2: :wink2:
Have you ever..... lied about your age?
occasionally...........
Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?
occasionally...........
Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?
I'm sure my dog is somebody I used to know, he has that look in his eyes... ;)
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest! :D
occasionally...........
Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?
I think so, had plenty of deja vu moments... that was a great question btw
Have you ever..... Wondered what a forum member looks like?
Have you ever..... Wondered what a forum member looks like?
I try not to, so that when i eventually meet the person, I don't have any preconceived ideas in my head.
Have you ever been caught in the act with your partner?:devil2:
I try not to, so that when i eventually meet the person, I don't have any preconceived ideas in my head.
Have you ever been caught in the act with your partner?:devil2:
No, i lead a sheltered life ;) :fpull:
Have you ever..... Been to Liverpool?
captain jack sparrow
01-08-2011, 00:41
yes, with A partner.
Have you ever burst into your partners flat, looked around all the staring faces then realised that you have just gone up one flight of stairs instead of two.:ashamed: :sorry:
No, i lead a sheltered life ;) :fpull:
Have you ever..... Been to Liverpool?
Yes, and I'm still trying to get rid of the smell.... :rofl:
Have you ever dropped somebody else in it, to get yourself off the hook...
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!
Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.
Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!
Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.
Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?
All the time.... have you seen my husband :rofl: I jest, he's a sweetheart, just not a very pretty sweetheart :D
Arrrgggghhhh, can't think of a question!!!
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!
Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.
Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?
Yes.... I think most people have ;)
Have you ever..... Sunbathed nude?
All the time.... have you seen my husband :rofl: I jest, he's a sweetheart, just not a very pretty sweetheart :D
Arrrgggghhhh, can't think of a question!!!
ok...I'll help you out.
Have you ever had sex in the back of a car?
ok...I'll help you out.
Have you ever had sex in the back of a car?
Yep, and the front... bonnet, boot, roof.... :whistle:
Have you ever had a holiday romance.... :v3:
Yep, and the front... bonnet, boot, roof.... :whistle:
haha............ love it!
Have you ever had a holiday romance.... :v3:
yep....... swore we would write everyday! haha
Have you ever.........been told that you look like someone famous?
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yep....... swore we would write everyday! haha
Have you ever.........been told that you look like someone famous?
Yes... A 70s/80s actor Nicholas Ball who played the part of Hazell ...i look nothing like him now
Have you ever... appeared on TV?
Yes... A 70s/80s actor Nicholas Ball who played the part of Hazell ...i look nothing like him now
Have you ever... appeared on TV?
No, but won The Commadores album on Radio Luxemburg when I was about 14! :D
Have you ever.......... bought a new outfit or pair of shoes for an occassion and then taken it / them back for a refund as they have become "faulty" after you wore it / them....... :whistle::ashamed::D
No, but won The Commadores album on Radio Luxemburg when I was about 14! :D
Have you ever.......... bought a new outfit or pair of shoes for an occassion and then taken it / them back for a refund as they have become "faulty" after you wore it / them....... :whistle::ashamed::D
Only if it were true????????????
Have you ever had your knickers fall down:o
Only if it were true????????????
Have you ever had your knickers fall down:o
No ............got plenty to hold them up :D
Have you ever wanted to skydive ?
[QUOTE=Megaloo;71955]Only if it were true????????????
I have a confession, they were not faulty, I helped them become faulty as I knew I would never wear them again, so I got the money refunded , I was only 18 at the time, so young and silly, :o:o:o
No ............got plenty to hold them up :D
Have you ever wanted to skydive ?
Yes, but lost my bottle as the day approached...:ashamed:
Have you ever done a bungy jump? (sorry, boring question but best I could come up with this time of day!)
Yes, but lost my bottle as the day approached...:ashamed:
Have you ever done a bungy jump? (sorry, boring question but best I could come up with this time of day!)
No and never will, I'm so scared of heights that I won't even wear two pair of socks !! :D
Have you ever wished someone was dead ? :devil2:
No and never will, I'm so scared of heights that I won't even wear two pair of socks !! :D
Have you ever wished someone was dead ? :devil2:
I'm scared of heights too... but will suffer when it comes to heels ;)
I'm ashamed to say, Yes... but would have been distraught if had come true.
Have you ever sent hate mail...
I'm scared of heights too... but will suffer when it comes to heels ;)
I'm ashamed to say, Yes... but would have been distraught if had come true.
Have you ever sent hate mail...
No, not that big a coward
Have you ever wanted to be famous ?
No, not that big a coward
Have you ever wanted to be famous ?
Absolutely NOT!! All those people prying into your private life... No thanks :eek:
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? (I once got a sea urchin sting in my bum doing it... most embarrassing going to Urgencias to get it removed!! :ashamed:)
Absolutely NOT!! All those people prying into your private life... No thanks :eek:
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? (I once got a sea urchin sting in my bum doing it... most embarrassing going to Urgencias to get it removed!! :ashamed:)
You could have said it was your pet urchin
Loads of times as a kid. Most recent on nudist beach on Fuertaventura. You know - when in Rome :swimming:
Have you ever ran a marathon ?
You could have said it was your pet urchin
Loads of times as a kid. Most recent on nudist beach on Fuertaventura. You know - when in Rome :swimming:
Have you ever ran a marathon ?
No, but I was a pretty good athlete in my younger days, and used to do cross country... Now i'm just a lazy oik! :D
Have you ever done a runner from a restaurant...?
No, but I was a pretty good athlete in my younger days, and used to do cross country... Now i'm just a lazy oik! :D
Have you ever done a runner from a restaurant...?
Not that I remember (big feerty), but when the first Chinese Restaurant opened in our town is was the common dare to do this. Before the advent of Chinese Restaurants you always had to pay when you got your meal. (cafes and suchlike)
Have you ever wanted to swim with the sharks ?
Not that I remember (big feerty), but when the first Chinese Restaurant opened in our town is was the common dare to do this. Before the advent of Chinese Restaurants you always had to pay when you got your meal. (cafes and suchlike)
Have you ever wanted to swim with the sharks ?
No, but I have swam with dolphins.... truly amazing, made me :cry:
Did you ever drive before holding a licence (and I don't mean during lessons!)
No, but I have swam with dolphins.... truly amazing, made me :cry:
Did you ever drive before holding a licence (and I don't mean during lessons!)
My daughter did that in Cancun on her recent honeymoon and she absolutely loved it. (I think she enjoyed the honeymoon too)
Used to drive down the beach at age 10 with my Dad, also at one time your pal could sit beside you as soon as he passed his test, so I had access to a car and away we went ! (don't know if that counts)
Have you ever told someone you were older than you were ?
My daughter did that in Cancun on her recent honeymoon and she absolutely loved it. (I think she enjoyed the honeymoon too)
Used to drive down the beach at age 10 with my Dad, also at one time your pal could sit beside you as soon as he passed his test, so I had access to a car and away we went ! (don't know if that counts)
Have you ever told someone you were older than you were ?
All the time, it makes me look better for my age... :D
Have you ever done a moony to old folks on a coach trip.... :bootyshake:
All the time, it makes me look better for my age... :D
Have you ever done a moony to old folks on a coach trip.... :bootyshake:
Ha ha never thought of it that way! Brilliant. In my teens I used to say I was older so I could pull "women"
Done it out the side of a Transit van at a bus stop with my band mates (again in my crazy days)
Have you ever streaked in public ?
Ha ha never thought of it that way! Brilliant. In my teens I used to say I was older so I could pull "women"
Done it out the side of a Transit van at a bus stop with my band mates (again in my crazy days)
Have you ever streaked in public ?
No, but I'm constantly threatening to.... :D
Have you ever sabotaged somebodies car, in an act of revenge... :devil2:
No, but I'm constantly threatening to.... :D
Have you ever sabotaged somebodies car, in an act of revenge... :devil2:
No, but certainly thought about it a few times.
Have you ever accepted a lift off a stranger ?
No, but certainly thought about it a few times.
Have you ever accepted a lift off a stranger ?
Yes, but it turned out to be my husband in a different car... rumbled! :D
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:
Yes, but it turned out to be my husband in a different car... rumbled! :D
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:
No but from a cat with difficulty
Have you ever been trapped in a lift?
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:[/QUOTE]
No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!
Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:
No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!
Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?[/QUOTE]
No....
Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:
No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!
Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?
No....
Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:[/QUOTE]
No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!
Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals
No....
Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:
No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!
Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals[/QUOTE]
Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!
Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:
No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!
Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals
Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!
Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.
Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?
Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!
Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:
Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.
Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?[/QUOTE]
All the time....
Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:
Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.
Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?
All the time....
Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:[/QUOTE]
Not yet !!
Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?
All the time....
Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:
Not yet !!
Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?[/QUOTE]
No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:
Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?
Not yet !!
Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?
No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:
Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?[/QUOTE]
Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)
Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?
No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:
Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?
Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)
Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?[/QUOTE]
No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)
Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...
Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)
Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?
No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)
Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...[/QUOTE]
Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy
Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?
No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)
Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...
Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy
Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?[/QUOTE]
Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:
Have you ever hit a partner.... :(
Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy
Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?
Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:
Have you ever hit a partner.... :([/QUOTE]
Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)
Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?
Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:
Have you ever hit a partner.... :(
Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)
Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?[/QUOTE]
No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:
Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?
Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)
Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?
No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:
Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?[/QUOTE]
Never .............. coz we usually come to Tenerife in October :beach:
Have you ever told your friends they look great in an outfit when they definately don't ?
No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:
Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?
Never .............. coz we usually come to Tenerife in October :beach:
Have you ever told your friends they look great in an outfit when they definately don't ?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but only the really gorgeous ones, so I stood a better chance of pulling... :D
Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:
Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:[/QUOTE]
Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!
Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:
Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:
Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!
Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:[/QUOTE]
Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:
Have you ever had a fling with your boss...
Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!
Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:
Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:
Have you ever had a fling with your boss...[/QUOTE]
Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!
Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?
Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:
Have you ever had a fling with your boss...
Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!
Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?[/QUOTE]
Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !
Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?
Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!
Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?
Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !
Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?[/QUOTE]
No they were always much too old in my days
Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????
Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !
Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?
No they were always much too old in my days
Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????[/QUOTE]
Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !
Have you ever cheated at an exam ?
No they were always much too old in my days
Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????
Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !
Have you ever cheated at an exam ?[/QUOTE]
No, or not that I can remember.... there's that selective memory of mine again! :D
Have you ever wished you could take your head off, give it a good clean out, and put it back... Bizarre, I know, but got another stonking headache :(
Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !
Have you ever cheated at an exam ?
No, or not that I can remember.... there's that selective memory of mine again! :D
Have you ever wished you could take your head off, give it a good clean out, and put it back... Bizarre, I know, but got another stonking headache :([/QUOTE]
Not my head strangely enough but stomach, that's a different matter :ashamed:
Have you ever.................. got chucked out of the brownies/girl guides/cubs/scouts/atc etc...?
Have you ever.................. got chucked out of the brownies/girl guides/cubs/scouts/atc etc...?
Drummed out the Scouts for not wearing shorts ......... told them to stuff their woggle you know where
Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)
Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)
No, don't think so................ maybe laughed so much I nearly cried!
Have you ever....................been so sad that you just stayed in bed all day?
Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)
No, don't think so................ maybe laughed so much I nearly cried!
Have you ever....................been so sad that you just stayed in bed all day?
Nope, if I'm sad I give myself a kick up the ? and convince myself it could be worse
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?
Nope, if I'm sad I give myself a kick up the ? and convince myself it could be worse
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?
Yes sometimes :spin:
Have you ever helped save someones life..........
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?
Sometimes.............. works the other way around for me though!
Have you ever.......... got pulled under by a wave and thought you were going to drown?
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?
Sometimes.............. works the other way around for me though!
Have you ever.......... got pulled under by a wave and thought you were going to drown?
Not drown, but bleed to death. I was rather foo in Fuertaventura and had strayed from the safe beach and my legs and feet got battered on the rocks. When my wife saw me eventually walk out the water she thought I'd been attacked by a shark. Thank God for the alcohol !!
Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?
Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?
Not face to face......... but over the net, yes!
Have you ever................. wondered why we were born?
Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?
Not face to face......... but over the net, yes!
Have you ever................. wondered why we were born?
Born to Boogie ...............
Have you ever learned to play an instrument ............(whatever your name is ! )
cainaries
03-08-2011, 23:30
Born to Boogie ...............
Have you ever learned to play an instrument ............(whatever your name is ! )
If you mean musical ... yes!
Have you ever intentionally locked someone out of your house?
If you mean musical ... yes!
Have you ever intentionally locked someone out of your house?
No, but did pull the drawbridge up early once
Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?
Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?
Yes................ an earring. lost a gold one once, turned up in a flower bed in the garden about a year later. Dogs' must have pretended it was a bone!
Have you ever................. peed in the sea?
Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?
Yes................ an earring. lost a gold one once, turned up in a flower bed in the garden about a year later. Dogs' must have pretended it was a bone!
Have you ever................. peed in the sea?
Yes, i also got thrown out of the swimming baths, i said everyone pee's in the water...he said yes but not off the top diving board :crylaughing::D
Have you ever...missed your plane?
Yes, i also got thrown out of the swimming baths, i said everyone pee's in the water...he said yes but not off the top diving board :crylaughing::D hahaha. hilarious
Have you ever...missed your plane?
Yes, but not my fault. checked in once in Tenerife to find the last 13 people in the queue had no seat. Overbooked!
Have you ever................ attended a forum gathering?
Yes, but not my fault. checked in once in Tenerife to find the last 13 people in the queue had no seat. Overbooked!
Have you ever................ attended a forum gathering?
Yes! At least three with this forum and really good fun too.
Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?
Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!
Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?
Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?
Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!
Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?[/QUOTE]
No but it's a thing I would do if I did
Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?
Santiago
07-08-2011, 22:22
Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!
Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?
No but it's a thing I would do if I did
Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but took it back the next day!
Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?
No but it's a thing I would do if I did
Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?
Yes, but took it back the next day!
Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?[/QUOTE]
Yes turned left instead of right and then got caught in a one way system???
Have you ever been to Japan.....
Yes, but took it back the next day!
Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?
Yes turned left instead of right and then got caught in a one way system???
Have you ever been to Japan.....[/QUOTE]
No.
Have you ever wanted to go to Japan ?
Santiago
08-08-2011, 13:45
Have you ever been to Japan.....
No.
Have you ever wanted to go to Japan ?
Yes, but decided Tenerife was better!
Have you ever flown first class?
Yes, but decided Tenerife was better!
Have you ever flown first class?
No, I'm so poor. :cry:
Have you ever had a really good free upgrade in a hotel ?
No, I'm so poor. :cry:
Have you ever had a really good free upgrade in a hotel ?
Yes ........... but my Son had booked it and he know the ropes
Have you ever been to an Indian Wedding?
Yes ........... but my Son had booked it and he know the ropes
Have you ever been to an Indian Wedding?
No but I believe they last for about 3 days, which is a brilliant idea.
Have you ever tried to eat a vindaloo (or hotter) curry ?
Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:18
Help ! (one for the more senior members ecky, Slodgie, oneleg or Al Jay he's the tune man !!)
Wasn't there a song going something along the lines of
"have you ever, did you ever, all the time" an old country song - I can hear the guy's voice - was it Johnny cash or ???? Help google not showing owt
Help ! (one for the more senior members ecky, Slodgie, oneleg or Al Jay he's the tune man !!)
Wasn't there a song going something along the lines of
"have you ever, did you ever, all the time" an old country song - I can hear the guy's voice - was it Johnny cash or ???? Help google not showing owt
Pretty sure it was Nancy Sinatra with Lee Hazelwood
Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:31
http://youtu.be/lb2yUJRjGoA
can get it to copy over any other way sorry
Thanks Medman !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udhAqeG-na0
here you are MM
Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:33
yes but how did you do that - I tried the embed button
(hmm embed button - never failed me before) you'll like that one Maxi:D;):crazy::cheeky:
yes but how did you do that - I tried the embed button
(hmm embed button - never failed me before) you'll like that one Maxi:D;):crazy::cheeky:
Must be easy - I did it. when replying, click the film strip icon (inser video) then just cut and paste the address bar from you tube. Seemples :D
Better get back on topic..........
Have you ever had trouble with your neighbours ............
Must be easy - I did it. when replying, click the film strip icon (inser video) then just cut and paste the address bar from you tube. Seemples :D
Better get back on topic..........
Have you ever had trouble with your neighbours ............
Not one that couldn't be sorted by giving them one of my scary looks... :crazy:
Have you ever missed somebody badly, even though you've never met them... answer this carefully! :raspberry2:
Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 11:43
Not one that couldn't be sorted by giving them one of my scary looks... :crazy:
Have you ever missed somebody badly, even though you've never met them... answer this carefully! :raspberry2:
yes my husband ! :rofl:
have you ever eaten octupus ?
yes my husband ! :rofl:
have you ever eaten octupus ?
I attempted to, but hated it.... :v3:
Have you ever eaten kangaroo testicles... :eek: :D
Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 11:56
I attempted to, but hated it.... :v3:
Have you ever eaten kangaroo testicles... :eek: :D
sliced and fried with onions!:D
I'm a vegetarian ! :rolf: (not really)
have you ever fallen asleep in a bar/pub ?
sliced and fried with onions!:D
I'm a vegetarian ! :rolf: (not really)
have you ever fallen asleep in a bar/pub ?
Talking of balls... I could just eat some spicy meatballs :hungry:
Yes.... though not in recent years!
Have you ever thrown up in a restaurant.... and I don't mean in the loos :v3: :D
Talking of balls... I could just eat some spicy meatballs :hungry:
Yes.... though not in recent years!
Have you ever thrown up in a restaurant.... and I don't mean in the loos :v3: :D
No; always made it to the loo in time for the technicoloured yawn !
Have you ever tried to lose a lot of weight ?
No; always made it to the loo in time for the technicoloured yawn !
Have you ever tried to lose a lot of weight ?
Yes still trying.............
Has your hair ever gone a different colour to what you wanted when colouring it?
Yes still trying.............
Has your hair ever gone a different colour to what you wanted when colouring it?
Will let you know when I start doing that !
Have you ever been late for a job interview ?
Will let you know when I start doing that !
Have you ever been late for a job interview ?
Yes, by a day.... :eek:
Have you ever thrown a sickie from work to do something more interesting, and got caught...?
Yes, by a day.... :eek:
Have you ever thrown a sickie from work to do something more interesting, and got caught...?
No >>>>>>>...................
Have you ever queried a bill? and it has been correct all the time
Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 12:36
No >>>>>>>...................
Have you ever queried a bill? and it has been correct all the time
Nearly every time from EDF, I just don't believe that we use that much electricity.
Have you ever been told that you were wrong by a six year old and found that they were right?
Nearly every time from EDF, I just don't believe that we use that much electricity.
Have you ever been told that you were wrong by a six year old and found that they were right?
Yes, he's the one with the black eye !
Have you ever wanted to be a police officer ?
Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 13:04
Yes, he's the one with the black eye !
Have you ever wanted to be a police officer ?
Yes, but that was when it was discovered I was colour blind.
Have you ever told you wife/husband/partner a whopper of a lie?
Yes, but that was when it was discovered I was colour blind.
Have you ever told you wife/husband/partner a whopper of a lie?
Only to protect the innocent :shy:
Have you ever wanted an unusual pet ?
Only to protect the innocent :shy:
Have you ever wanted an unusual pet ?
No......................
Have you ever owned 6 dogs or more at any one time..........
lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 23:25
No......................
Have you ever owned 6 dogs or more at any one time..........
NO
Have your ever................ How many stars are actually in the sky??
NO
Have your ever................ How many stars are actually in the sky??
No, but I think it's a lot :spin:
Have you ever wanted to be taller than you are ?
No, but I think it's a lot :spin:
Have you ever wanted to be taller than you are ?
No, 5' 9" is tall enough for a woman... ;)
Have you ever had a crush on another forum member? :D
lozzie1821
11-08-2011, 14:19
No, 5' 9" is tall enough for a woman... ;)
Have you ever had a crush on another forum member? :D
NO..
Have you ever wondered how its possible to only snows on teide??
NO..
Have you ever wondered how its possible to only snows on teide??
Yes, it's because it's taller than MaxineC :D
Have you ever been to the top of Mount Teide ?
lozzie1821
11-08-2011, 15:31
Yes, it's because it's taller than MaxineC :D
Have you ever been to the top of Mount Teide ?
Nope, scared of heights.
Have you ever had a pee in the sea?
Nope, scared of heights.
Have you ever had a pee in the sea?
Only with a pie !! :spin:
Have you ever been on a cruise ?
Only with a pie !! :spin:
Have you ever been on a cruise ?
No, but I quite fancy one...
Have you ever wondered what happened to all our lovely smileys.... :D
No, but I quite fancy one...
Have you ever wondered what happened to all our lovely smileys.... :D
All the time, they could be so expressive :bootyshake:
Have you ever eaten snails ?
All the time, they could be so expressive :bootyshake:
Have you ever eaten snails ?
Yes, and bloody tasty they were too... :hungry:
Have you ever dressed up in womens clothes (men obviously) ???
Yes, and bloody tasty they were too... :hungry:
Have you ever dressed up in womens clothes (men obviously) ???
Not voluntarily ... I worked in a clothing factory when I got married and I was forced to wear a dress and floppy hat. Then taken to local pub by a crowd of women. Comments from the bar varied from "God she's a big lass" to "what and ugly b.....r)
Have you ever been to a masked ball ?
Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:31
Not voluntarily ... I worked in a clothing factory when I got married and I was forced to wear a dress and floppy hat. Then taken to local pub by a crowd of women. Comments from the bar varied from "God she's a big lass" to "what and ugly b.....r)
Have you ever been to a masked ball ?
No.
Have you ever dived off a ten metre high diving board?
No.
Have you ever dived off a ten metre high diving board?
Only in my nightmares !
Have you ever entered a talent contest ?
TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 22:38
Only in my nightmares !
Have you ever entered a talent contest ?No
Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?
Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:41
No
Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?
Yes, but only in a school play.
Have you ever sung on stage in the theatre?
No
Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?
Nearly ! Always wanted to be in South Pacific with our local Operatic Society but diaries clashed.
Have you ever been to Germany ?
Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:52
Nearly ! Always wanted to be in South Pacific with our local Operatic Society but diaries clashed.
Have you ever been to Germany ?
Yes, to Rhauderfehn in the north.
Have you ever danced a jig?
Yes, to Rhauderfehn in the north.
Have you ever danced a jig?
Of course, with ma sporran a burlin :jumping:
Have you ever been to Scotland ?
Santiago
11-08-2011, 23:01
Of course, with ma sporran a burlin :jumping:
Have you ever been to Scotland ?
No, but my father was a Scot from Stirling...
Have you ever flown on Concorde?
No, but my father was a Scot from Stirling... well half is better than none :D
Have you ever flown on Concorde?
No, phew *mops brow*
Have you ever WANTED to go to Scotland
TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:14
No, phew *mops brow*
Have you ever WANTED to go to ScotlandSometimes, but never when it means leaving Tenerife.
Have you ever won a tennis tournament?
Sometimes, but never when it means leaving Tenerife.
Have you ever won a tennis tournament?
Never even entered one ! Been in court a couple of times and had tennis elbow but I'm no Andy Murray.
Have you ever won a tennis tournament ?? a-----ha
TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:22
Never even entered one ! Been in court a couple of times and had tennis elbow but I'm no Andy Murray.
Have you ever won a tennis tournament ?? a-----haIt has been known........
Have you ever been bitten by an octopus?
It has been known........
Have you ever ben bitten by an octopus?
No chance, I do my swimming in de pool.
Have you ever eaten an octopus after it bit you ?
TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:30
No chance, I do my swimming in de pool.
Have you ever eaten an octopus after it bit you ?No! Too busy getting an injection into the other rear cheek to bother about the culinary delights of cooking the little devil!!
Have you ever ploughed through flooded streets in Tenerife?
No! Too busy getting an injection into the other rear cheek to bother about the culinary delights of cooking the little devil!!
Have you ever ploughed through flooded streets in Tenerife?
Yes, and it was fun & scary at the same time...
Have you ever read personal family news on facebook before the family bothered telling you? Yes, is my answer, and I'm bloody fuming.... :(
Yes, and it was fun & scary at the same time...
Have you ever read personal family news on facebook before the family bothered telling you? Yes, is my answer, and I'm bloody fuming.... :(
No, don't use Facebook and that's one of the reasons. The local grapevine is bad enough without help from WWW.
Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon ?
bonitatime
12-08-2011, 11:09
No but I would like to.
Have you ever found yourself dribing on the wrong side of the road?
No but I would like to.
Have you ever found yourself dribing on the wrong side of the road?
No... it wasn't me, it was the other 50 !!
Have you ever driven when you were drunk ?
No... it wasn't me, it was the other 50 !!
Have you ever driven when you were drunk ?
No.... :whistle:
Have you ever drank champagne for breakfast... I'm doing it as we speak! :D
No.... :whistle:
Have you ever drank champagne for breakfast... I'm doing it as we speak! :D
Oh yes.........best was at the Sir Anthony, every morning for 10 days lovely bubbly .......... really sets you up for the day :jumping:
Have you ever been so drunk you can't find your way home ?
Oh yes.........best was at the Sir Anthony, every morning for 10 days lovely bubbly .......... really sets you up for the day :jumping:
Have you ever been so drunk you can't find your way home ?
Oh yes....
Have you ever been so drunk you don't even know your own name anymore...?
Oh yes....
Have you ever been so drunk you don't even know your own name anymore...?
No, usually sick well before then.
Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?
[QUOTE=Medman;79336]No, usually sick well before then.
Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?[/QUOT
Of course, if they're buying they're not a stranger...
Have you ever got so trashed in the afternoon, the rest of the day bypasses you... as in my case today! :D
[QUOTE=Medman;79336]No, usually sick well before then.
Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?[/QUOT
Of course, if they're buying they're not a stranger...
Have you ever got so trashed in the afternoon, the rest of the day bypasses you... as in my case today! :D
Oh yes, best time to do it coz you have the rest of the day to recover
Have you ever taken ill on a plane ?
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79424]
Oh yes, best time to do it coz you have the rest of the day to recover
Have you ever taken ill on a plane ?
No fortunately
Have you ever fainted standing in a queue
[QUOTE=Medman;79579]
No fortunately
Have you ever fainted standing in a queue
Did once after getting my TB jag at school. Standing laughing at the others then crash! Mind you I got some tea and biscuits out of it. Told the boys I did it just for the biscuits. (I risked it for a biscuit)
Have you ever been lost ?
[QUOTE=Megaloo;79584]
Did once after getting my TB jag at school. Standing laughing at the others then crash! Mind you I got some tea and biscuits out of it. Told the boys I did it just for the biscuits. (I risked it for a biscuit)
Have you ever been lost ?
I'm lost now, and still trying to find the missing hours I lost yesterday... :crazy:
Have you ever woken up on the sofa, and wondered how the hell you got there, or where you are ???
[QUOTE=Medman;79591]
I'm lost now, and still trying to find the missing hours I lost yesterday... :crazy:
Have you ever woken up on the sofa, and wondered how the hell you got there, or where you are ???
Yes and usually surrounded by the remnants of a curry or a pizza.
Have you ever bought clothes a size too small as an incentive to lose weight ?
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79611]
Yes and usually surrounded by the remnants of a curry or a pizza.
Have you ever bought clothes a size too small as an incentive to lose weight ?
Yes quite a few times and they still do not fit me:cry:
Have you ever gone upstairs or into another room and wondered what you had gone for?
[QUOTE=Medman;79651]
Yes quite a few times and they still do not fit me:cry:
Have you ever gone upstairs or into another room and wondered what you had gone for?
Just taliking about that last night and the answer is a BIG YES.
Have you ever been told you look younger than you really are ?
[QUOTE=Megaloo;79673]
Just taliking about that last night and the answer is a BIG YES.
Have you ever been told you look younger than you really are ?
All the time.... :D
Have you ever been told you look much older than you really are.... :eek:
[QUOTE=Medman;79680]
All the time.... :D
Have you ever been told you look much older than you really are.... :eek:
Never .......... I get fanmail from Peter Pan !
Have you ever been to A Cliff Richard concert ?
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79694]
Never .......... I get fanmail from Peter Pan !
Have you ever been to A Cliff Richard concert ?
No i haven't, nor do intend on doing so... :eek:
Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!!
Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!![/QUOTE]
No, have you ever had a boil on your face?
Santiago
13-08-2011, 22:07
Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!!
No, have you ever had a boil on your face?[/QUOTE]
No.
Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?
No, have you ever had a boil on your face?
No.
Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?[/QUOTE]
Felt it but not seen it
Have you ever drank straight whisky ?
No.
Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?
Felt it but not seen it
Have you ever drank straight whisky ?[/QUOTE]
No, makes me aggressive...
Have you ever drank a bottle of brandy in a night...
Santiago
13-08-2011, 22:55
Have you ever drank a bottle of brandy in a night...
No, but I've tried hard .......:spin:
Have you ever tried skipping with a child's skipping rope?
No, but I've tried hard .......:spin:
Have you ever tried skipping with a child's skipping rope?
When I was a child.
Have you ever gone on the forum for 10 minutes but 2 hours later you are still there ?
When I was a child.
Have you ever gone on the forum for 10 minutes but 2 hours later you are still there ?
Many times...
Have you ever watched something that looked great in its day, but has aged badly... (watching Saturday Night Fever! :eek:)
Many times...
Have you ever watched something that looked great in its day, but has aged badly... (watching Saturday Night Fever! :eek:)
Yes, the mirror !! :D
Have you ever tried anti ageing creams ?
lozzie1821
14-08-2011, 20:14
Yes, the mirror !! :D
Have you ever tried anti ageing creams ?
No. im still young enough not to need them...
Have you ever wanted to change 1 thing about yourself????
No. im still young enough not to need them...
Have you ever wanted to change 1 thing about yourself????
My bank balance....
Have you ever had sunstroke ?
lozzie1821
15-08-2011, 09:00
My bank balance....
Have you ever had sunstroke ?
hahaha Ive got it now - did a carboot sale in guaza...
Have you ever gone to an airport and got the very next plane out regardless where it went???
hahaha Ive got it now - did a carboot sale in guaza...
Have you ever gone to an airport and got the very next plane out regardless where it went???
No But felt like it sometimes
Have you ever cried through a film and come out of a cinema looking red eyed.
No But felt like it sometimes
Have you ever cried through a film and come out of a cinema looking red eyed.
Yes, but always blamed hayfever !
Have you ever been to Las Vegas ?
lozzie1821
15-08-2011, 10:50
Yes, but always blamed hayfever !
Have you ever been to Las Vegas ?
No. but id defo consider it :-) but then again im 1 of those who would get married in a drunk haze!
Have you ever looked back over your life and thought what the hell was i thinking? on more than one situation??
No. but id defo consider it :-) but then again im 1 of those who would get married in a drunk haze!
Have you ever looked back over your life and thought what the hell was i thinking? on more than one situation??
About once a week.... :eek:
Have you ever swam with dolphins...
About once a week.... :eek:
Have you ever swam with dolphins...
No, didn't see the porpoise in it ...........:shy:
Have you ever had a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a week ?
No, didn't see the porpoise in it ...........:shy:
Have you ever had a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a week ?
NO ...................
Have you ever gone over a red light?
NO ...................
Have you ever gone over a red light?
Not intentionally, only when day dreaming.
Have you ever driven a Porsche ?
Santiago
15-08-2011, 22:14
Not intentionally, only when day dreaming.
Have you ever driven a Porsche ?
Yes, but preferred the Aston!
Have you ever used a skateboard?
Yes, but preferred the Aston!
Have you ever used a skateboard?
No May have done if they had been around earlier bit too old for that
Have you ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?
No May have done if they had been around earlier bit too old for that
Have you ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?
No...........
Have you been to the top of Blackpool Tower?
No...........
Have you been to the top of Blackpool Tower?
Yes, the new observation platform (glass bottomed) opens on 1st September. (just in case anyone was interested)
Have you ever eaten jellied eels ?
TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 09:52
Yes, the new observation platform (glass bottomed) opens on 1st September. (just in case anyone was interested)
Have you ever eaten jellied eels ?No and I can be quite sick at the thought!!eek2:
Have you ever broken a promise?
No and I can be quite sick at the thought!!eek2:
Have you ever broken a promise?
Only if I hadn't crossed my heart !! :D
Have you ever told a non-Scots that the haggis is an animal ?
TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 10:00
Only if I hadn't crossed my heart !! :D
Have you ever told a non-Scots that the haggis is an animal ?Yes and that it has one short leg and one longer for running around the hills!:wink2:
Have you ever lost out in buying a house at the last moment?
Yes and that it has one short leg and one longer for running around the hills!:wink2: That's the one :D
Have you ever lost out in buying a house at the last moment?
No, been outbid once, but it all worked out for the best. "If it's for you, it won't go by you"
Have you ever broken or lost anything sentimental ?
No, been outbid once, but it all worked out for the best. "If it's for you, it won't go by you"
Have you ever broken or lost anything sentimental ?
Yes, and still hope to find them again... :cry:
Have you ever wished for somebody elses life, if only for a week or so?
Yes, and still hope to find them again... :cry:
Have you ever wished for somebody elses life, if only for a week or so?
Yes, usually somebody that's stinking rich.
Have you ever wanted to live in a big city ?
Yes, usually somebody that's stinking rich.
Have you ever wanted to live in a big city ?
Yes & No, have done in the past and sometimes miss it... and sometimes I don't! :crazy:
Have you ever wanted to live on a farm...
Yes & No, have done in the past and sometimes miss it... and sometimes I don't! :crazy:
Have you ever wanted to live on a farm...
Oh no, early rises, smelly animals, big hands and red faces...... not for me....I'm a towny
Have you ever won the lottery ?
Oh no, early rises, smelly animals, big hands and red faces...... not for me....I'm a towny
Have you ever won the lottery ?
Yes £72 once for 4 numbers
Have you ever won on the football pools memories??
Yes £72 once for 4 numbers Me too £87
Have you ever won on the football pools memories??
Don't remember :D
Have you ever streaked ?
Have you ever had a strange woman in your bed?
Well it happened to me last week. On tuesday I was rushed into hospital with an affected foot as a result of having chemo. I was in a side ward because of my low immune system. On Thursday morning I got out of bed to go to the toilet and when I returned there was a woman in my bed. She was some old dear out of the ward. My whole bed had to be stripped and cleaned. Pity she and I were not a little bit younger!! Glad to say I'm home now but having to use cruthers.
onelegnofeet
16-08-2011, 13:35
Have you ever had a strange woman in your bed?
Well it happened to me last week. On tuesday I was rushed into hospital with an affected foot as a result of having chemo. I was in a side ward because of my low immune system. On Thursday morning I got out of bed to go to the toilet and when I returned there was a woman in my bed. She was some old dear out of the ward. My whole bed had to be stripped and cleaned. Pity she and I were not a little bit younger!! Glad to say I'm home now but having to use"" cruthers.""
"CRUTHERS"!!! is that your butler ,my Lord ???LOL
Strange women in my bed Yes ,wish the Mother in law didnt sleep walk !!!
Have you ever thought "whats love got to do with it "?
Santiago
16-08-2011, 13:41
"CRUTHERS"!!! is that your butler ,my Lord ???LOL
Strange women in my bed Yes ,wish the Mother in law didnt sleep walk !!!
Have you ever thought "whats love got to do with it "?
Yes - on occasions......
Glad you're out Bobby, hope all will soon be well.
Have you ever fallen asleep in the bath?
Yes - on occasions......
Glad you're out Bobby, hope all will soon be well.
Have you ever fallen asleep in the bath?
Many times...
Have you ever fallen asleep during a business meeting!
Santiago
16-08-2011, 13:55
Many times...
Have you ever fallen asleep during a business meeting!
Only once but no one noticed (I don't think!)
Have you ever tried to shampoo and big dog?
Only once but no one noticed (I don't think!)
Have you ever tried to shampoo and big dog?
Yes many times and got drowned.
Have you ever been knocked over by a big dog?
TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 14:05
Yes many times and got drowned.
Have you ever been knocked over by a big dog?Yes and got one big fright as it was an alsation!!
Have you ever reported anyone for using their mobile phone when driving?
Yes and got one big fright as it was an alsation!!
Have you ever reported anyone for using their mobile phone when driving?
No but certainly felt like it.
Have you ever texted while driving ?
No but certainly felt like it.
Have you ever texted while driving ?
No, I'm pleased to say... such a law abiding citizen :whistle:
Have you ever performed a sexual act on somebody that is driving... :rofl:
No, I'm pleased to say... such a law abiding citizen :whistle:
Have you ever performed a sexual act on somebody that is driving... :rofl:
Only if the conductor didn't get jealous !!
Have you ever ran out without paying for a meal ?
Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:42
Only if the conductor didn't get jealous !!
Have you ever ran out without paying for a meal ?
No, but have wanted to several times...
Have you ever been to Iceland?
No, but have wanted to several times...
Have you ever been to Iceland?
No not the Country only the shop :sorry:
Have you ever sang in a choir..
Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:52
No not the Country only the shop :sorry:
Have you ever sang in a choir..
Yes, the local church choir and my college church choir - but it was a long time ago.
Have you ever danced in the street?
Yes, the local church choir and my college church choir - but it was a long time ago.
Have you ever danced in the street?
Yes Street parties Royal Weddings etc.
Have you ever done any busking.....
Yes Street parties Royal Weddings etc.
Have you ever done any busking.....
No, not enough money in it for a man of my talents ! :D
Have you ever left the house with two different shoes on ?
No, not enough money in it for a man of my talents ! :D
Have you ever left the house with two different shoes on ?
Yes ....same style one brown one black looked same in dark though
Have you ever got stuck in a lift?
Yes ....same style one brown one black looked same in dark though
Have you ever got stuck in a lift?
Yes, but only briefly....
Have you ever talked to your kitchen appliances... ??? (I apologised to the dishwasher for opening it before it had finished! :crazy:)
Yes, but only briefly....
Have you ever talked to your kitchen appliances... ??? (I apologised to the dishwasher for opening it before it had finished! :crazy:)
Yes, I speak to my microwave as it was my mum's. :cry:
Have you ever hit or spat on your computer because it was acting up ?
lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 13:39
Yes, I speak to my microwave as it was my mum's. :cry:
Have you ever hit or spat on your computer because it was acting up ?
I threw my exs mac at the wall when i found out he was cheating on me if that counts?
Have you ever wondered whether that person you cant stop thinking about is meant to be with you in reality?
I threw my exs mac at the wall when i found out he was cheating on me if that counts?
Have you ever wondered whether that person you cant stop thinking about is meant to be with you in reality?
Nah, when they've gone they're gone.... waste of thinking time! ;)
Have you ever gone out/slept with somebody to further your career... :whistle:
Nah, when they've gone they're gone.... waste of thinking time! ;)
Have you ever gone out/slept with somebody to further your career... :whistle:
No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:
Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?
Santiago
17-08-2011, 20:24
No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:
Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?
Yes, took a pal out drinking the night before he got married - what a night!! :crazy:
No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:
Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?
Yes, and all the girls wanted to date this guy..........but in reality he was a complete twonk!
Have you ever...............bitten your toenails?
onelegnofeet
17-08-2011, 20:52
Yes, and all the girls wanted to date this guy..........but in reality he was a complete twonk!
Have you ever...............bitten your toenails?
No ,not for years
Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?
Santiago
17-08-2011, 21:12
No ,not for years
Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?
Certainly not!
Have you ever ridden a horse?
lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 21:14
No ,not for years
Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?
No NEVER!! There is just something about rolo you cant give up when its your last.
Have you ever looked at your "friends" and thought what a **** they really are?
onelegnofeet
17-08-2011, 21:39
No NEVER!! There is just something about rolo you cant give up when its your last.
Have you ever looked at your "friends" and thought what a **** they really are?
No true friends i can count in one hand ,andi treat them with respect .
Have you ever ........seen an elephant fly?
No true friends i can count in one hand ,andi treat them with respect .
Have you ever ........seen an elephant fly?
No............. but my DAd always said good job cows don't fly:sorry:
Have you ever walked out of a shop without paying for something
No............. but my DAd always said good job cows don't fly:sorry:
Have you ever walked out of a shop without paying for something
Not intentionally. Honest to a fault and my conscience would beat me up.
Have you ever been up in a helicopter ?
onelegnofeet
18-08-2011, 13:25
Not intentionally. Honest to a fault and my conscience would beat me up.
Have you ever been up in a helicopter ?
Yes and they are very draughty ,pilots wont turn the fan off either !!!
Have you ever .....eaten a fruit paselle without chewing it ?
lozzie1821
18-08-2011, 14:53
Yes and they are very draughty ,pilots wont turn the fan off either !!!
Have you ever .....eaten a fruit paselle without chewing it ?
No......... Oh my i used to love them as a kid..
Have you ever.....wished you were living a rich persons life in the media eye?
NO. I'm famous enough being poor :D
Have you ever been left money from a distant relative who died ?
NO. I'm famous enough being poor :D
Have you ever been left money from a distant relative who died ?
Yes in 2008
Have you ever given a large sum to a Charity?
Yes in 2008
Have you ever given a large sum to a Charity?
Once gave a tenner to the Salvation Army collector.... you would have thought it was a grand I had given him. I was well blessed that day. (does that count?)
Have you ever left home without your mobile and paniced ?
Once gave a tenner to the Salvation Army collector.... you would have thought it was a grand I had given him. I was well blessed that day. (does that count?)
Have you ever left home without your mobile and paniced ?
Yes ........... this morning forgot to take it off charge
Have you ever owned a rescue dog.....
Yes ........... this morning forgot to take it off charge
Have you ever owned a rescue dog.....
Never owned a dog, so I wouldn't recognise a rescue dog. I know a poodle to look at. :D
Have you ever wished you could play the bagpipes ?
Never owned a dog, so I wouldn't recognise a rescue dog. I know a poodle to look at. :D
Have you ever wished you could play the bagpipes ?
No..................:cheeky:
Have you ever lost your swimming costume in a pool......
No..................:cheeky:
Have you ever lost your swimming costume in a pool......
Yes after diving into a pool
Have you ever forgat the wife's birthday?
Yes after diving into a pool
Have you ever forgat the wife's birthday?
Only once !!!! :twak:
Have you ever had an argument with a neighbour ?
Only once !!!! :twak:
Have you ever had an argument with a neighbour ?
Oh yes, and I won.... :box:
Have you ever gone out in odd shoes...
Ecky Thump
19-08-2011, 18:19
Oh yes, and I won.... :box:
Have you ever gone out in odd shoes...
No, but I would look odd in yours.
Have you ever bought a stranger a drink?
No, but I would look odd in yours.
Have you ever bought a stranger a drink?
Yes, a lovely old couple on a cross channel ferry - they were so lovely!
Have you ever returned something broken (and got a refund/replacement), knowing that you had broken it yourself? :whistle:
Santiago
19-08-2011, 21:44
Yes, a lovely old couple on a cross channel ferry - they were so lovely!
Have you ever returned something broken (and got a refund/replacement), knowing that you had broken it yourself? :whistle:
No.
Have you ever sailed in Poole Harbour?
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