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christa
31-07-2011, 21:40
Have you ever..........

walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?

the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:

Have you ever ......

Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 21:43
Have you ever..........

walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?

the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:

Have you ever ......

No, but I did walk out of the loo with a roll of toilet paper following me, which was tucked down my trousers.

Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?

cainaries
31-07-2011, 21:45
Have you ever..........

walked out of a toilet in a bar/restaurant/etc., across the public area, with loo roll stuck to your shoe and didn't realise?

the idea of the game is to answer, then ask a question based on:

Have you ever ......

Seen a very posh and elegantly dressed woman walk out of the toilet in a restaurant with her skirt tucked into her knickers at the back with all her knickers and tights showing and ... would you tell her or not? She rejoined her husband at the bar so he didn't notice and we just sat and gawped and OH said to me .. go and tell her. But I didn't know the Spanish for 'excuse me but your very expensive skirt is tucked into your very classy knickers'.

christa
31-07-2011, 21:54
Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?[/QUOTE]

No........... can't say that I have.

Have you ever sleepwalked?

Sal
31-07-2011, 21:55
No, but I did walk out of the loo with a roll of toilet paper following me, which was tucked down my trousers.

Have you ever......asked a child why they want a torch?

No, but would assume they want to see in the dark!

Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?

(Sorry Christa my ISP is rubbish - so slow.......getting virgin cable soon! Yipee!!!)

Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 21:58
No, but would assume they want to see in the dark!

Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?



No....I keep getting rejections.

Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?

christa
31-07-2011, 22:00
Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?

Yeah, all the time( only briefly and with no tongues!!) but only when under the influence!!! haha

Have you ever broken something valuable that didn't belong to you?

Sal
31-07-2011, 22:03
No....I keep getting rejections.

Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?

Of course - don't all kids?


Have you ever.................... lip-kissed a same sex friend?

Yeah, all the time( only briefly and with no tongues!!) but only when under the influence!!! haha

Have you ever broken something valuable that didn't belong to you?

No, don't think I have.

Have you ever.................... had a long chat with somebody you knew years ago, and walked away still not able to recall their name? :ashamed:

christa
31-07-2011, 22:10
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?

Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!

Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?

Sal
31-07-2011, 22:17
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?

Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!

Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?

One date with a guy who later joined the Shadows then electrocuted himself overloading guitars, amps etc.!

Have you ever.................... watched porn?

Ecky Thump
31-07-2011, 22:18
Have you ever ever, stolen something from a shop as a child?

Yes.........an apple when I was about 7 years old, because I was starving. I got caught, burst into tears when threatened with the police and tellin parents. never ever stole anything again, the experience was soooooooo bad!

Have you ever been out with a "celebrity"?

Once, it was Acker Bilks wife. (he asked me to take her for a meal for her Birthday.)

Have you ever been scared of something you did at work?

christa
31-07-2011, 22:27
Have you ever.................... had a long chat with somebody you knew years ago, and walked away still not able to recall their name?

Oh God yes........ and it had been a puzzle for days. Had to justify to myself that they couldn't have been such great friends in the frist place!

Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?

Sal
31-07-2011, 22:31
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?

Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!

Have you ever.................... smoked dope?

christa
31-07-2011, 22:45
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?

Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!

Ok......... meant to say..

Have you ever .... as an adult...........peed in a swimming pool/ hot tub/ jacuzzi........ ?

Sal
31-07-2011, 22:47
Have you ever..................... peed in a swimming pool/hot tub/jacuzzi?

Of course - all kids pee in the pool..............little darlings!

Ok......... meant to say..

Have you ever .... as an adult...........peed in a swimming pool/ hot tub/ jacuzzi........ ?

(Are you avoiding my question? :whistle:)

No! As an adult, you realise you just can't do that!

christa
31-07-2011, 22:53
(Are you avoiding my question? )

Haha.........No. answer...... Yes!

Have you ever sat through a church service and got a fit of the giggles?

Medman
31-07-2011, 23:01
(Are you avoiding my question? )

Haha.........No. answer...... Yes!

Have you ever sat through a church service and got a fit of the giggles?

No but I did once during the local amateur show of South Pacific and was asked to leave the theatre until I was back to normal.

Have you ever thought what you would do with 161,000,000 ?

Megaloo
31-07-2011, 23:04
No but I did once during the local amateur show of South Pacific and was asked to leave the theatre until I was back to normal.

Have you ever thought what you would do with 161,000,000 ?

Yes very often especially lately

Have you ever sat on a Jury...........

christa
31-07-2011, 23:07
Have you ever thought what you would do with 161,000,000 ?

Yes have often thought for a couple of minutes..... then got really scared of what might be!!

Have you ever........... taken a mensa test?

Medman
31-07-2011, 23:08
Yes very often especially lately

Have you ever sat on a Jury...........

Got cited once but got off due to work commitments, would like to do it if they brought back hanging or the birch :smackbutt:

Have you ever intended to have an early night then get a second wind ?

AL JAY
31-07-2011, 23:10
Yes very often especially lately

Have you ever sat on a Jury...........

NO... if a Scouser is in court with a suit on he is usually the accused :fpull:

Have you ever ...been refunded too much money and not let on about it

Medman
31-07-2011, 23:12
NO... if a Scouser is in court with a suit on he is usually the accused :fpull:

Have you ever ...been refunded too much money and not let on about it

Only if I think I was ripped off in the first place

Have you ever won an athletic event ?

AL JAY
31-07-2011, 23:18
Only if I think I was ripped off in the first place

Have you ever won an athletic event ?

No... but when i run from the police i do the 100 meters faster than Usain Bolt

Have you ever... cheated on your partner

christa
31-07-2011, 23:31
Have you ever won an athletic event ?[/QUOTE]

No.......... Got the school colours for a very basic swimming thing many many years ago, (don't think that counts though eh!!!)

Have you ever........... dialled a wrong number and ended up chatting to that person for a good while?

AL JAY
31-07-2011, 23:47
No..........


Have you ever....... Took a sickie from work and had to phone them up,and act sick on the phone?

I see everyone is evading my question on post 23 ;)

MaxineC
31-07-2011, 23:51
No..........


Have you ever....... Took a sickie from work and had to phone them up,and act sick on the phone?

I see everyone is evading my question on post 23 ;)


Yes to both your questions.... :ashamed:

Have you ever farted in public and let somebody else take the blame.... Of course, I'm a lady, so not talking through personal experience :whistle:

christa
01-08-2011, 00:06
Re:post 23.........yes, although would like to say "partner" not really correct term, more like flavour of the month many years ago.

have you ?

AL JAY
01-08-2011, 00:11
Re:post 23.........yes, although would like to say "partner" not really correct term, more like flavour of the month many years ago.

have you ?

Yes..... same as your answer really :devil2: :wink2:

Have you ever..... lied about your age?

christa
01-08-2011, 00:19
Yes..... same as your answer really :devil2: :wink2:

Have you ever..... lied about your age?
occasionally...........

Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 00:27
occasionally...........

Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?


I'm sure my dog is somebody I used to know, he has that look in his eyes... ;)


Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest! :D

AL JAY
01-08-2011, 00:27
occasionally...........

Have you ever.......met a total stranger and were convinced you knew them in a previous life?

I think so, had plenty of deja vu moments... that was a great question btw

Have you ever..... Wondered what a forum member looks like?

dokgolf
01-08-2011, 00:34
Have you ever..... Wondered what a forum member looks like?

I try not to, so that when i eventually meet the person, I don't have any preconceived ideas in my head.

Have you ever been caught in the act with your partner?:devil2:

AL JAY
01-08-2011, 00:38
I try not to, so that when i eventually meet the person, I don't have any preconceived ideas in my head.

Have you ever been caught in the act with your partner?:devil2:

No, i lead a sheltered life ;) :fpull:

Have you ever..... Been to Liverpool?

captain jack sparrow
01-08-2011, 00:41
yes, with A partner.
Have you ever burst into your partners flat, looked around all the staring faces then realised that you have just gone up one flight of stairs instead of two.:ashamed: :sorry:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 00:41
No, i lead a sheltered life ;) :fpull:

Have you ever..... Been to Liverpool?


Yes, and I'm still trying to get rid of the smell.... :rofl:

Have you ever dropped somebody else in it, to get yourself off the hook...

christa
01-08-2011, 00:44
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!

Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.

Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 00:50
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!

Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.

Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?

All the time.... have you seen my husband :rofl: I jest, he's a sweetheart, just not a very pretty sweetheart :D


Arrrgggghhhh, can't think of a question!!!

AL JAY
01-08-2011, 00:56
Have you ever had a one night stand.... sits back and awaits answers with interest!

Oh yes.......... all part and parcel of being young, free and single!! no regrets though, ........in fact a very happy memory.

Have you ever......... fantasized that the person you were with........ was someone else?

Yes.... I think most people have ;)

Have you ever..... Sunbathed nude?

christa
01-08-2011, 00:58
All the time.... have you seen my husband :rofl: I jest, he's a sweetheart, just not a very pretty sweetheart :D


Arrrgggghhhh, can't think of a question!!!

ok...I'll help you out.

Have you ever had sex in the back of a car?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 01:08
ok...I'll help you out.

Have you ever had sex in the back of a car?

Yep, and the front... bonnet, boot, roof.... :whistle:

Have you ever had a holiday romance.... :v3:

christa
01-08-2011, 01:28
Yep, and the front... bonnet, boot, roof.... :whistle:

haha............ love it!

Have you ever had a holiday romance.... :v3:

yep....... swore we would write everyday! haha

Have you ever.........been told that you look like someone famous?

AL JAY
01-08-2011, 01:46
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yep....... swore we would write everyday! haha

Have you ever.........been told that you look like someone famous?

Yes... A 70s/80s actor Nicholas Ball who played the part of Hazell ...i look nothing like him now

Have you ever... appeared on TV?

jolfc
01-08-2011, 05:47
Yes... A 70s/80s actor Nicholas Ball who played the part of Hazell ...i look nothing like him now

Have you ever... appeared on TV?

No, but won The Commadores album on Radio Luxemburg when I was about 14! :D

Have you ever.......... bought a new outfit or pair of shoes for an occassion and then taken it / them back for a refund as they have become "faulty" after you wore it / them....... :whistle::ashamed::D

Megaloo
01-08-2011, 09:15
No, but won The Commadores album on Radio Luxemburg when I was about 14! :D

Have you ever.......... bought a new outfit or pair of shoes for an occassion and then taken it / them back for a refund as they have become "faulty" after you wore it / them....... :whistle::ashamed::D

Only if it were true????????????

Have you ever had your knickers fall down:o

Medman
01-08-2011, 09:24
Only if it were true????????????

Have you ever had your knickers fall down:o

No ............got plenty to hold them up :D

Have you ever wanted to skydive ?

jolfc
01-08-2011, 09:33
[QUOTE=Megaloo;71955]Only if it were true????????????

I have a confession, they were not faulty, I helped them become faulty as I knew I would never wear them again, so I got the money refunded , I was only 18 at the time, so young and silly, :o:o:o

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 10:04
No ............got plenty to hold them up :D

Have you ever wanted to skydive ?

Yes, but lost my bottle as the day approached...:ashamed:

Have you ever done a bungy jump? (sorry, boring question but best I could come up with this time of day!)

Medman
01-08-2011, 10:09
Yes, but lost my bottle as the day approached...:ashamed:

Have you ever done a bungy jump? (sorry, boring question but best I could come up with this time of day!)

No and never will, I'm so scared of heights that I won't even wear two pair of socks !! :D

Have you ever wished someone was dead ? :devil2:

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 10:24
No and never will, I'm so scared of heights that I won't even wear two pair of socks !! :D

Have you ever wished someone was dead ? :devil2:

I'm scared of heights too... but will suffer when it comes to heels ;)

I'm ashamed to say, Yes... but would have been distraught if had come true.


Have you ever sent hate mail...

Medman
01-08-2011, 11:06
I'm scared of heights too... but will suffer when it comes to heels ;)

I'm ashamed to say, Yes... but would have been distraught if had come true.


Have you ever sent hate mail...

No, not that big a coward

Have you ever wanted to be famous ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 11:42
No, not that big a coward

Have you ever wanted to be famous ?


Absolutely NOT!! All those people prying into your private life... No thanks :eek:

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? (I once got a sea urchin sting in my bum doing it... most embarrassing going to Urgencias to get it removed!! :ashamed:)

Medman
01-08-2011, 12:06
Absolutely NOT!! All those people prying into your private life... No thanks :eek:

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? (I once got a sea urchin sting in my bum doing it... most embarrassing going to Urgencias to get it removed!! :ashamed:)

You could have said it was your pet urchin

Loads of times as a kid. Most recent on nudist beach on Fuertaventura. You know - when in Rome :swimming:

Have you ever ran a marathon ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 15:39
You could have said it was your pet urchin

Loads of times as a kid. Most recent on nudist beach on Fuertaventura. You know - when in Rome :swimming:

Have you ever ran a marathon ?

No, but I was a pretty good athlete in my younger days, and used to do cross country... Now i'm just a lazy oik! :D

Have you ever done a runner from a restaurant...?

Medman
01-08-2011, 15:53
No, but I was a pretty good athlete in my younger days, and used to do cross country... Now i'm just a lazy oik! :D

Have you ever done a runner from a restaurant...?

Not that I remember (big feerty), but when the first Chinese Restaurant opened in our town is was the common dare to do this. Before the advent of Chinese Restaurants you always had to pay when you got your meal. (cafes and suchlike)

Have you ever wanted to swim with the sharks ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 16:02
Not that I remember (big feerty), but when the first Chinese Restaurant opened in our town is was the common dare to do this. Before the advent of Chinese Restaurants you always had to pay when you got your meal. (cafes and suchlike)

Have you ever wanted to swim with the sharks ?


No, but I have swam with dolphins.... truly amazing, made me :cry:


Did you ever drive before holding a licence (and I don't mean during lessons!)

Medman
01-08-2011, 16:10
No, but I have swam with dolphins.... truly amazing, made me :cry:


Did you ever drive before holding a licence (and I don't mean during lessons!)

My daughter did that in Cancun on her recent honeymoon and she absolutely loved it. (I think she enjoyed the honeymoon too)

Used to drive down the beach at age 10 with my Dad, also at one time your pal could sit beside you as soon as he passed his test, so I had access to a car and away we went ! (don't know if that counts)

Have you ever told someone you were older than you were ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 16:35
My daughter did that in Cancun on her recent honeymoon and she absolutely loved it. (I think she enjoyed the honeymoon too)

Used to drive down the beach at age 10 with my Dad, also at one time your pal could sit beside you as soon as he passed his test, so I had access to a car and away we went ! (don't know if that counts)

Have you ever told someone you were older than you were ?


All the time, it makes me look better for my age... :D


Have you ever done a moony to old folks on a coach trip.... :bootyshake:

Medman
01-08-2011, 16:43
All the time, it makes me look better for my age... :D


Have you ever done a moony to old folks on a coach trip.... :bootyshake:

Ha ha never thought of it that way! Brilliant. In my teens I used to say I was older so I could pull "women"

Done it out the side of a Transit van at a bus stop with my band mates (again in my crazy days)

Have you ever streaked in public ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 17:22
Ha ha never thought of it that way! Brilliant. In my teens I used to say I was older so I could pull "women"

Done it out the side of a Transit van at a bus stop with my band mates (again in my crazy days)

Have you ever streaked in public ?

No, but I'm constantly threatening to.... :D


Have you ever sabotaged somebodies car, in an act of revenge... :devil2:

Medman
01-08-2011, 18:37
No, but I'm constantly threatening to.... :D


Have you ever sabotaged somebodies car, in an act of revenge... :devil2:

No, but certainly thought about it a few times.

Have you ever accepted a lift off a stranger ?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 18:51
No, but certainly thought about it a few times.

Have you ever accepted a lift off a stranger ?

Yes, but it turned out to be my husband in a different car... rumbled! :D

Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:

Megaloo
01-08-2011, 19:40
Yes, but it turned out to be my husband in a different car... rumbled! :D

Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:

No but from a cat with difficulty

Have you ever been trapped in a lift?

christa
01-08-2011, 19:41
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:[/QUOTE]

No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!

Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 19:59
Have you ever rescued a lizard from a dogs mouth... :whistle:

No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!

Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?[/QUOTE]


No....


Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:

Medman
01-08-2011, 23:03
No.......... only thing rescued from a dogs mouth was one of my best shoes!

Have you ever..............donated a large amount of money to charity anonomously?


No....


Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:[/QUOTE]

No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!

Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals

MaxineC
01-08-2011, 23:13
No....


Have you ever used your charms to get off a potential police charge... :eyebrows:

No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!

Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals[/QUOTE]


Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!

Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:

Medman
02-08-2011, 08:52
No but I did use the fact that my dad was a policeman!

Have you ever killed an animal (not counting spiders, bees, wasps etc) let's say mammals


Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!

Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:[/QUOTE]

Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.

Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 10:51
Oh no... I even took my son's hamster to the vets to be put down humanely when it had a stroke... cried for hours after, whilst cuddling it!!

Have you ever eaten so much you think you might burst... :v3:

Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.

Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?[/QUOTE]


All the time....


Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:

Medman
02-08-2011, 11:33
Oh yes, but it's got to be one of favourite foods.

Have you ever been halfway upstairs and you forget why you were going there ?


All the time....


Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:[/QUOTE]

Not yet !!

Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 11:38
All the time....


Have you ever got up in the middle of the night, thinking it was morning, and got ready for work? :wall:

Not yet !!

Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?[/QUOTE]


No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:


Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?

Medman
02-08-2011, 11:44
Not yet !!

Have you ever wanted to sing in Shenanigans ?


No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:


Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?[/QUOTE]

Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)

Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 12:01
No... Have you heard my singing? :eek:


Have you ever wanted to go on a Reality Show?

Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)

Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?[/QUOTE]

No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)


Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...

Medman
02-08-2011, 12:09
Certainly not anyones I've seen so far. What some people will do for a bit of "fame". Make you sick! Why young people these day don't get off their butts and work at something instead of craving for instant gratification. Make you sick (again)

Have you ever thought you're glad you are the age you are ?

No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)


Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...[/QUOTE]

Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy

Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 13:14
No, I want to be eternally young... like Tinkerbell!! :5zombie: (no fairy smileys, so I'll be a zombie instead :D)


Have you ever wished you had the power to make yourself invisible...

Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy

Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?[/QUOTE]

Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:


Have you ever hit a partner.... :(

Medman
02-08-2011, 13:23
Oh yes; man and boy; always on my wish list ! Might hear things you don't want to hear but hey, how you can retaliate brings a smile to my face ! Hope that doesn't sound too pervy

Have you ever suspected your partner of cheating ?

Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:


Have you ever hit a partner.... :([/QUOTE]

Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)

Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 14:42
Not this one, he hasn't got the energy anymore... :rofl:


Have you ever hit a partner.... :(

Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)

Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?[/QUOTE]


No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:


Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?

Medman
02-08-2011, 15:05
Only a sparring partner - :box: No I take it out on dishes and glass tables (allegedly)

Have you ever forgot your partner's birthday ?


No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:


Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?[/QUOTE]

Never .............. coz we usually come to Tenerife in October :beach:

Have you ever told your friends they look great in an outfit when they definately don't ?

MaxineC
02-08-2011, 18:59
No... Cause I've got a great memory, albeit selective :whistle:


Have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary?

Never .............. coz we usually come to Tenerife in October :beach:

Have you ever told your friends they look great in an outfit when they definately don't ?[/QUOTE]


Yes, but only the really gorgeous ones, so I stood a better chance of pulling... :D


Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:

christa
02-08-2011, 22:40
Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:[/QUOTE]

Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!

Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:

MaxineC
03-08-2011, 01:05
Have you ever told somebody their backside doesn't look 'big in that', when it actually looks like the size of a bus... :rofl:

Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!

Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:[/QUOTE]


Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:


Have you ever had a fling with your boss...

christa
03-08-2011, 01:19
Yes, more than once........ but only because they actually looked good, despite the size they would rather not be!!

Have you ever............................... behaved badly at a staff party :bowdown:


Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:


Have you ever had a fling with your boss...[/QUOTE]

Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!

Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?

Medman
03-08-2011, 08:33
Oh yes.... very, very badly! :eyebrows:


Have you ever had a fling with your boss...

Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!

Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?[/QUOTE]

Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !

Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?

Megaloo
03-08-2011, 09:25
Haha...No........ my bosses were always too fuddy duddy! even the devil in me said No.. no ..no!

Have you ever...........gone to the cinema on your own and sat next to someone of the opposite sex?

Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !

Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?[/QUOTE]


No they were always much too old in my days

Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????

Medman
03-08-2011, 09:31
Only at the ABC Minors when I was a kid and only if she had a big bag of sweets !

Have you ever fancied one of your teachers at school ?


No they were always much too old in my days

Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????[/QUOTE]

Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !

Have you ever cheated at an exam ?

MaxineC
03-08-2011, 14:17
No they were always much too old in my days

Have you ever driven up a one way street the wrong way????

Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !

Have you ever cheated at an exam ?[/QUOTE]


No, or not that I can remember.... there's that selective memory of mine again! :D


Have you ever wished you could take your head off, give it a good clean out, and put it back... Bizarre, I know, but got another stonking headache :(

Medman
03-08-2011, 21:29
Yes but I thought it was the other 40 coming the opposite way !

Have you ever cheated at an exam ?


No, or not that I can remember.... there's that selective memory of mine again! :D


Have you ever wished you could take your head off, give it a good clean out, and put it back... Bizarre, I know, but got another stonking headache :([/QUOTE]

Not my head strangely enough but stomach, that's a different matter :ashamed:

christa
03-08-2011, 22:15
Have you ever.................. got chucked out of the brownies/girl guides/cubs/scouts/atc etc...?

Medman
03-08-2011, 22:18
Have you ever.................. got chucked out of the brownies/girl guides/cubs/scouts/atc etc...?

Drummed out the Scouts for not wearing shorts ......... told them to stuff their woggle you know where

Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)

christa
03-08-2011, 22:35
Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)

No, don't think so................ maybe laughed so much I nearly cried!

Have you ever....................been so sad that you just stayed in bed all day?

Medman
03-08-2011, 22:38
Have you ever cried at a cartoon ? (remembered this time)

No, don't think so................ maybe laughed so much I nearly cried!

Have you ever....................been so sad that you just stayed in bed all day?

Nope, if I'm sad I give myself a kick up the ? and convince myself it could be worse

Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?

Megaloo
03-08-2011, 22:56
Nope, if I'm sad I give myself a kick up the ? and convince myself it could be worse

Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?

Yes sometimes :spin:

Have you ever helped save someones life..........

christa
03-08-2011, 22:58
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?

Sometimes.............. works the other way around for me though!

Have you ever.......... got pulled under by a wave and thought you were going to drown?

Medman
03-08-2011, 23:06
Have you ever thought you partner is luck to have you ?

Sometimes.............. works the other way around for me though!

Have you ever.......... got pulled under by a wave and thought you were going to drown?

Not drown, but bleed to death. I was rather foo in Fuertaventura and had strayed from the safe beach and my legs and feet got battered on the rocks. When my wife saw me eventually walk out the water she thought I'd been attacked by a shark. Thank God for the alcohol !!

Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?

christa
03-08-2011, 23:12
Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?

Not face to face......... but over the net, yes!

Have you ever................. wondered why we were born?

Medman
03-08-2011, 23:17
Have you ever told someone your name was something else ?

Not face to face......... but over the net, yes!

Have you ever................. wondered why we were born?


Born to Boogie ...............

Have you ever learned to play an instrument ............(whatever your name is ! )

cainaries
03-08-2011, 23:30
Born to Boogie ...............

Have you ever learned to play an instrument ............(whatever your name is ! )
If you mean musical ... yes!

Have you ever intentionally locked someone out of your house?

Medman
04-08-2011, 07:16
If you mean musical ... yes!

Have you ever intentionally locked someone out of your house?

No, but did pull the drawbridge up early once

Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?

christa
06-08-2011, 21:33
Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?

Yes................ an earring. lost a gold one once, turned up in a flower bed in the garden about a year later. Dogs' must have pretended it was a bone!

Have you ever................. peed in the sea?

AL JAY
06-08-2011, 21:39
Have you ever lost something and found it years later in a weird place ?

Yes................ an earring. lost a gold one once, turned up in a flower bed in the garden about a year later. Dogs' must have pretended it was a bone!

Have you ever................. peed in the sea?

Yes, i also got thrown out of the swimming baths, i said everyone pee's in the water...he said yes but not off the top diving board :crylaughing::D

Have you ever...missed your plane?

christa
06-08-2011, 21:45
Yes, i also got thrown out of the swimming baths, i said everyone pee's in the water...he said yes but not off the top diving board :crylaughing::D hahaha. hilarious

Have you ever...missed your plane?

Yes, but not my fault. checked in once in Tenerife to find the last 13 people in the queue had no seat. Overbooked!

Have you ever................ attended a forum gathering?

Sal
06-08-2011, 21:47
Yes, but not my fault. checked in once in Tenerife to find the last 13 people in the queue had no seat. Overbooked!

Have you ever................ attended a forum gathering?

Yes! At least three with this forum and really good fun too.

Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?

christa
06-08-2011, 23:39
Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!

Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?

Medman
07-08-2011, 11:22
Have you ever...................bought something because other people had one...........not because you particularly wanted it?

Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!

Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?[/QUOTE]

No but it's a thing I would do if I did

Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?

Santiago
07-08-2011, 22:22
Yeah, lottery ticket............. still do it occasionally. still living in hope!

Have you ever.......... traced your ancestors back to a foreign country, then tried to track your family down?

No but it's a thing I would do if I did

Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?[/QUOTE]

Yes, but took it back the next day!

Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?

Megaloo
07-08-2011, 23:13
No but it's a thing I would do if I did

Have you ever bought something you didn't really need but felt sorry for the sales person ?

Yes, but took it back the next day!

Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?[/QUOTE]

Yes turned left instead of right and then got caught in a one way system???

Have you ever been to Japan.....

Medman
07-08-2011, 23:15
Yes, but took it back the next day!

Have you ever done something stupid when driving a car - and wished you hadn't?

Yes turned left instead of right and then got caught in a one way system???

Have you ever been to Japan.....[/QUOTE]

No.

Have you ever wanted to go to Japan ?

Santiago
08-08-2011, 13:45
Have you ever been to Japan.....

No.

Have you ever wanted to go to Japan ?

Yes, but decided Tenerife was better!

Have you ever flown first class?

Medman
08-08-2011, 20:54
Yes, but decided Tenerife was better!

Have you ever flown first class?

No, I'm so poor. :cry:

Have you ever had a really good free upgrade in a hotel ?

Megaloo
08-08-2011, 23:49
No, I'm so poor. :cry:

Have you ever had a really good free upgrade in a hotel ?

Yes ........... but my Son had booked it and he know the ropes

Have you ever been to an Indian Wedding?

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:10
Yes ........... but my Son had booked it and he know the ropes

Have you ever been to an Indian Wedding?

No but I believe they last for about 3 days, which is a brilliant idea.

Have you ever tried to eat a vindaloo (or hotter) curry ?

Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:18
Help ! (one for the more senior members ecky, Slodgie, oneleg or Al Jay he's the tune man !!)

Wasn't there a song going something along the lines of

"have you ever, did you ever, all the time" an old country song - I can hear the guy's voice - was it Johnny cash or ???? Help google not showing owt

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:23
Help ! (one for the more senior members ecky, Slodgie, oneleg or Al Jay he's the tune man !!)

Wasn't there a song going something along the lines of

"have you ever, did you ever, all the time" an old country song - I can hear the guy's voice - was it Johnny cash or ???? Help google not showing owt

Pretty sure it was Nancy Sinatra with Lee Hazelwood

Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:31
http://youtu.be/lb2yUJRjGoA

can get it to copy over any other way sorry

Thanks Medman !!!

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udhAqeG-na0

here you are MM

Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 10:33
yes but how did you do that - I tried the embed button

(hmm embed button - never failed me before) you'll like that one Maxi:D;):crazy::cheeky:

Medman
09-08-2011, 10:50
yes but how did you do that - I tried the embed button

(hmm embed button - never failed me before) you'll like that one Maxi:D;):crazy::cheeky:

Must be easy - I did it. when replying, click the film strip icon (inser video) then just cut and paste the address bar from you tube. Seemples :D

Better get back on topic..........

Have you ever had trouble with your neighbours ............

MaxineC
09-08-2011, 11:38
Must be easy - I did it. when replying, click the film strip icon (inser video) then just cut and paste the address bar from you tube. Seemples :D

Better get back on topic..........

Have you ever had trouble with your neighbours ............


Not one that couldn't be sorted by giving them one of my scary looks... :crazy:


Have you ever missed somebody badly, even though you've never met them... answer this carefully! :raspberry2:

Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 11:43
Not one that couldn't be sorted by giving them one of my scary looks... :crazy:


Have you ever missed somebody badly, even though you've never met them... answer this carefully! :raspberry2:

yes my husband ! :rofl:

have you ever eaten octupus ?

MaxineC
09-08-2011, 11:49
yes my husband ! :rofl:

have you ever eaten octupus ?

I attempted to, but hated it.... :v3:


Have you ever eaten kangaroo testicles... :eek: :D

Malteser Monkey
09-08-2011, 11:56
I attempted to, but hated it.... :v3:


Have you ever eaten kangaroo testicles... :eek: :D

sliced and fried with onions!:D


I'm a vegetarian ! :rolf: (not really)


have you ever fallen asleep in a bar/pub ?

MaxineC
09-08-2011, 12:32
sliced and fried with onions!:D


I'm a vegetarian ! :rolf: (not really)


have you ever fallen asleep in a bar/pub ?

Talking of balls... I could just eat some spicy meatballs :hungry:

Yes.... though not in recent years!

Have you ever thrown up in a restaurant.... and I don't mean in the loos :v3: :D

Medman
09-08-2011, 19:01
Talking of balls... I could just eat some spicy meatballs :hungry:

Yes.... though not in recent years!

Have you ever thrown up in a restaurant.... and I don't mean in the loos :v3: :D

No; always made it to the loo in time for the technicoloured yawn !

Have you ever tried to lose a lot of weight ?

Megaloo
09-08-2011, 19:25
No; always made it to the loo in time for the technicoloured yawn !

Have you ever tried to lose a lot of weight ?


Yes still trying.............


Has your hair ever gone a different colour to what you wanted when colouring it?

Medman
10-08-2011, 09:21
Yes still trying.............


Has your hair ever gone a different colour to what you wanted when colouring it?

Will let you know when I start doing that !

Have you ever been late for a job interview ?

MaxineC
10-08-2011, 12:09
Will let you know when I start doing that !

Have you ever been late for a job interview ?


Yes, by a day.... :eek:


Have you ever thrown a sickie from work to do something more interesting, and got caught...?

Megaloo
10-08-2011, 12:31
Yes, by a day.... :eek:


Have you ever thrown a sickie from work to do something more interesting, and got caught...?

No >>>>>>>...................


Have you ever queried a bill? and it has been correct all the time

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 12:36
No >>>>>>>...................


Have you ever queried a bill? and it has been correct all the time

Nearly every time from EDF, I just don't believe that we use that much electricity.

Have you ever been told that you were wrong by a six year old and found that they were right?

Medman
10-08-2011, 12:56
Nearly every time from EDF, I just don't believe that we use that much electricity.

Have you ever been told that you were wrong by a six year old and found that they were right?

Yes, he's the one with the black eye !

Have you ever wanted to be a police officer ?

Ecky Thump
10-08-2011, 13:04
Yes, he's the one with the black eye !

Have you ever wanted to be a police officer ?

Yes, but that was when it was discovered I was colour blind.

Have you ever told you wife/husband/partner a whopper of a lie?

Medman
10-08-2011, 13:11
Yes, but that was when it was discovered I was colour blind.

Have you ever told you wife/husband/partner a whopper of a lie?

Only to protect the innocent :shy:

Have you ever wanted an unusual pet ?

Megaloo
10-08-2011, 23:18
Only to protect the innocent :shy:

Have you ever wanted an unusual pet ?

No......................

Have you ever owned 6 dogs or more at any one time..........

lozzie1821
10-08-2011, 23:25
No......................

Have you ever owned 6 dogs or more at any one time..........

NO

Have your ever................ How many stars are actually in the sky??

Medman
10-08-2011, 23:45
NO

Have your ever................ How many stars are actually in the sky??

No, but I think it's a lot :spin:

Have you ever wanted to be taller than you are ?

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 00:30
No, but I think it's a lot :spin:

Have you ever wanted to be taller than you are ?

No, 5' 9" is tall enough for a woman... ;)


Have you ever had a crush on another forum member? :D

lozzie1821
11-08-2011, 14:19
No, 5' 9" is tall enough for a woman... ;)


Have you ever had a crush on another forum member? :D

NO..

Have you ever wondered how its possible to only snows on teide??

Medman
11-08-2011, 15:29
NO..

Have you ever wondered how its possible to only snows on teide??

Yes, it's because it's taller than MaxineC :D

Have you ever been to the top of Mount Teide ?

lozzie1821
11-08-2011, 15:31
Yes, it's because it's taller than MaxineC :D

Have you ever been to the top of Mount Teide ?

Nope, scared of heights.

Have you ever had a pee in the sea?

Medman
11-08-2011, 15:34
Nope, scared of heights.

Have you ever had a pee in the sea?

Only with a pie !! :spin:

Have you ever been on a cruise ?

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 16:39
Only with a pie !! :spin:

Have you ever been on a cruise ?


No, but I quite fancy one...


Have you ever wondered what happened to all our lovely smileys.... :D

Medman
11-08-2011, 16:46
No, but I quite fancy one...


Have you ever wondered what happened to all our lovely smileys.... :D

All the time, they could be so expressive :bootyshake:

Have you ever eaten snails ?

MaxineC
11-08-2011, 19:05
All the time, they could be so expressive :bootyshake:

Have you ever eaten snails ?


Yes, and bloody tasty they were too... :hungry:


Have you ever dressed up in womens clothes (men obviously) ???

Medman
11-08-2011, 19:40
Yes, and bloody tasty they were too... :hungry:


Have you ever dressed up in womens clothes (men obviously) ???

Not voluntarily ... I worked in a clothing factory when I got married and I was forced to wear a dress and floppy hat. Then taken to local pub by a crowd of women. Comments from the bar varied from "God she's a big lass" to "what and ugly b.....r)

Have you ever been to a masked ball ?

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:31
Not voluntarily ... I worked in a clothing factory when I got married and I was forced to wear a dress and floppy hat. Then taken to local pub by a crowd of women. Comments from the bar varied from "God she's a big lass" to "what and ugly b.....r)

Have you ever been to a masked ball ?

No.

Have you ever dived off a ten metre high diving board?

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:36
No.

Have you ever dived off a ten metre high diving board?

Only in my nightmares !

Have you ever entered a talent contest ?

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 22:38
Only in my nightmares !

Have you ever entered a talent contest ?No

Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:41
No

Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?

Yes, but only in a school play.

Have you ever sung on stage in the theatre?

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:43
No

Have you ever acted on stage in the theatre?

Nearly ! Always wanted to be in South Pacific with our local Operatic Society but diaries clashed.

Have you ever been to Germany ?

Santiago
11-08-2011, 22:52
Nearly ! Always wanted to be in South Pacific with our local Operatic Society but diaries clashed.

Have you ever been to Germany ?

Yes, to Rhauderfehn in the north.

Have you ever danced a jig?

Medman
11-08-2011, 22:55
Yes, to Rhauderfehn in the north.

Have you ever danced a jig?

Of course, with ma sporran a burlin :jumping:

Have you ever been to Scotland ?

Santiago
11-08-2011, 23:01
Of course, with ma sporran a burlin :jumping:

Have you ever been to Scotland ?

No, but my father was a Scot from Stirling...

Have you ever flown on Concorde?

Medman
11-08-2011, 23:10
No, but my father was a Scot from Stirling... well half is better than none :D

Have you ever flown on Concorde?

No, phew *mops brow*

Have you ever WANTED to go to Scotland

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:14
No, phew *mops brow*

Have you ever WANTED to go to ScotlandSometimes, but never when it means leaving Tenerife.

Have you ever won a tennis tournament?

Medman
11-08-2011, 23:19
Sometimes, but never when it means leaving Tenerife.

Have you ever won a tennis tournament?

Never even entered one ! Been in court a couple of times and had tennis elbow but I'm no Andy Murray.

Have you ever won a tennis tournament ?? a-----ha

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:22
Never even entered one ! Been in court a couple of times and had tennis elbow but I'm no Andy Murray.

Have you ever won a tennis tournament ?? a-----haIt has been known........

Have you ever been bitten by an octopus?

Medman
11-08-2011, 23:25
It has been known........

Have you ever ben bitten by an octopus?

No chance, I do my swimming in de pool.

Have you ever eaten an octopus after it bit you ?

TenerifeFanatic
11-08-2011, 23:30
No chance, I do my swimming in de pool.

Have you ever eaten an octopus after it bit you ?No! Too busy getting an injection into the other rear cheek to bother about the culinary delights of cooking the little devil!!

Have you ever ploughed through flooded streets in Tenerife?

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 00:03
No! Too busy getting an injection into the other rear cheek to bother about the culinary delights of cooking the little devil!!

Have you ever ploughed through flooded streets in Tenerife?


Yes, and it was fun & scary at the same time...


Have you ever read personal family news on facebook before the family bothered telling you? Yes, is my answer, and I'm bloody fuming.... :(

Medman
12-08-2011, 08:41
Yes, and it was fun & scary at the same time...


Have you ever read personal family news on facebook before the family bothered telling you? Yes, is my answer, and I'm bloody fuming.... :(

No, don't use Facebook and that's one of the reasons. The local grapevine is bad enough without help from WWW.

Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon ?

bonitatime
12-08-2011, 11:09
No but I would like to.

Have you ever found yourself dribing on the wrong side of the road?

Medman
12-08-2011, 11:28
No but I would like to.

Have you ever found yourself dribing on the wrong side of the road?

No... it wasn't me, it was the other 50 !!

Have you ever driven when you were drunk ?

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 11:55
No... it wasn't me, it was the other 50 !!

Have you ever driven when you were drunk ?


No.... :whistle:


Have you ever drank champagne for breakfast... I'm doing it as we speak! :D

Medman
12-08-2011, 12:54
No.... :whistle:


Have you ever drank champagne for breakfast... I'm doing it as we speak! :D

Oh yes.........best was at the Sir Anthony, every morning for 10 days lovely bubbly .......... really sets you up for the day :jumping:

Have you ever been so drunk you can't find your way home ?

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 15:35
Oh yes.........best was at the Sir Anthony, every morning for 10 days lovely bubbly .......... really sets you up for the day :jumping:

Have you ever been so drunk you can't find your way home ?


Oh yes....

Have you ever been so drunk you don't even know your own name anymore...?

Medman
12-08-2011, 16:20
Oh yes....

Have you ever been so drunk you don't even know your own name anymore...?

No, usually sick well before then.

Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?

MaxineC
12-08-2011, 19:55
[QUOTE=Medman;79336]No, usually sick well before then.

Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?[/QUOT

Of course, if they're buying they're not a stranger...

Have you ever got so trashed in the afternoon, the rest of the day bypasses you... as in my case today! :D

Medman
13-08-2011, 10:26
[QUOTE=Medman;79336]No, usually sick well before then.

Have you ever accepted a drink from a stranger ?[/QUOT

Of course, if they're buying they're not a stranger...

Have you ever got so trashed in the afternoon, the rest of the day bypasses you... as in my case today! :D

Oh yes, best time to do it coz you have the rest of the day to recover

Have you ever taken ill on a plane ?

Megaloo
13-08-2011, 10:29
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79424]

Oh yes, best time to do it coz you have the rest of the day to recover

Have you ever taken ill on a plane ?

No fortunately

Have you ever fainted standing in a queue

Medman
13-08-2011, 10:35
[QUOTE=Medman;79579]

No fortunately

Have you ever fainted standing in a queue

Did once after getting my TB jag at school. Standing laughing at the others then crash! Mind you I got some tea and biscuits out of it. Told the boys I did it just for the biscuits. (I risked it for a biscuit)

Have you ever been lost ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 11:57
[QUOTE=Megaloo;79584]

Did once after getting my TB jag at school. Standing laughing at the others then crash! Mind you I got some tea and biscuits out of it. Told the boys I did it just for the biscuits. (I risked it for a biscuit)

Have you ever been lost ?


I'm lost now, and still trying to find the missing hours I lost yesterday... :crazy:


Have you ever woken up on the sofa, and wondered how the hell you got there, or where you are ???

Medman
13-08-2011, 13:08
[QUOTE=Medman;79591]


I'm lost now, and still trying to find the missing hours I lost yesterday... :crazy:



Have you ever woken up on the sofa, and wondered how the hell you got there, or where you are ???

Yes and usually surrounded by the remnants of a curry or a pizza.

Have you ever bought clothes a size too small as an incentive to lose weight ?

Megaloo
13-08-2011, 14:09
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79611]

Yes and usually surrounded by the remnants of a curry or a pizza.

Have you ever bought clothes a size too small as an incentive to lose weight ?

Yes quite a few times and they still do not fit me:cry:

Have you ever gone upstairs or into another room and wondered what you had gone for?

Medman
13-08-2011, 14:14
[QUOTE=Medman;79651]

Yes quite a few times and they still do not fit me:cry:

Have you ever gone upstairs or into another room and wondered what you had gone for?

Just taliking about that last night and the answer is a BIG YES.

Have you ever been told you look younger than you really are ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 14:54
[QUOTE=Megaloo;79673]

Just taliking about that last night and the answer is a BIG YES.

Have you ever been told you look younger than you really are ?


All the time.... :D


Have you ever been told you look much older than you really are.... :eek:

Medman
13-08-2011, 15:45
[QUOTE=Medman;79680]


All the time.... :D


Have you ever been told you look much older than you really are.... :eek:

Never .......... I get fanmail from Peter Pan !

Have you ever been to A Cliff Richard concert ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 20:07
[QUOTE=MaxineC;79694]

Never .......... I get fanmail from Peter Pan !

Have you ever been to A Cliff Richard concert ?


No i haven't, nor do intend on doing so... :eek:


Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!!

christa
13-08-2011, 20:50
Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!![/QUOTE]

No, have you ever had a boil on your face?

Santiago
13-08-2011, 22:07
Have you ever had such bad cramp in your foot you can watch your toes contort.... OUCH!!

No, have you ever had a boil on your face?[/QUOTE]

No.

Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?

Medman
13-08-2011, 22:20
No, have you ever had a boil on your face?

No.

Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?[/QUOTE]

Felt it but not seen it

Have you ever drank straight whisky ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 22:46
No.

Have you ever had a boil on your bottom? We are allowed to say bottom aren't we?

Felt it but not seen it

Have you ever drank straight whisky ?[/QUOTE]


No, makes me aggressive...


Have you ever drank a bottle of brandy in a night...

Santiago
13-08-2011, 22:55
Have you ever drank a bottle of brandy in a night...

No, but I've tried hard .......:spin:

Have you ever tried skipping with a child's skipping rope?

Medman
13-08-2011, 23:27
No, but I've tried hard .......:spin:

Have you ever tried skipping with a child's skipping rope?

When I was a child.

Have you ever gone on the forum for 10 minutes but 2 hours later you are still there ?

MaxineC
13-08-2011, 23:50
When I was a child.

Have you ever gone on the forum for 10 minutes but 2 hours later you are still there ?


Many times...


Have you ever watched something that looked great in its day, but has aged badly... (watching Saturday Night Fever! :eek:)

Medman
14-08-2011, 17:53
Many times...


Have you ever watched something that looked great in its day, but has aged badly... (watching Saturday Night Fever! :eek:)

Yes, the mirror !! :D

Have you ever tried anti ageing creams ?

lozzie1821
14-08-2011, 20:14
Yes, the mirror !! :D

Have you ever tried anti ageing creams ?

No. im still young enough not to need them...

Have you ever wanted to change 1 thing about yourself????

Medman
15-08-2011, 07:51
No. im still young enough not to need them...

Have you ever wanted to change 1 thing about yourself????

My bank balance....

Have you ever had sunstroke ?

lozzie1821
15-08-2011, 09:00
My bank balance....

Have you ever had sunstroke ?

hahaha Ive got it now - did a carboot sale in guaza...

Have you ever gone to an airport and got the very next plane out regardless where it went???

Megaloo
15-08-2011, 09:30
hahaha Ive got it now - did a carboot sale in guaza...

Have you ever gone to an airport and got the very next plane out regardless where it went???

No But felt like it sometimes

Have you ever cried through a film and come out of a cinema looking red eyed.

Medman
15-08-2011, 10:09
No But felt like it sometimes

Have you ever cried through a film and come out of a cinema looking red eyed.

Yes, but always blamed hayfever !

Have you ever been to Las Vegas ?

lozzie1821
15-08-2011, 10:50
Yes, but always blamed hayfever !

Have you ever been to Las Vegas ?

No. but id defo consider it :-) but then again im 1 of those who would get married in a drunk haze!

Have you ever looked back over your life and thought what the hell was i thinking? on more than one situation??

MaxineC
15-08-2011, 13:45
No. but id defo consider it :-) but then again im 1 of those who would get married in a drunk haze!

Have you ever looked back over your life and thought what the hell was i thinking? on more than one situation??


About once a week.... :eek:


Have you ever swam with dolphins...

Medman
15-08-2011, 14:16
About once a week.... :eek:


Have you ever swam with dolphins...

No, didn't see the porpoise in it ...........:shy:

Have you ever had a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a week ?

Megaloo
15-08-2011, 14:22
No, didn't see the porpoise in it ...........:shy:

Have you ever had a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a week ?

NO ...................

Have you ever gone over a red light?

Medman
15-08-2011, 15:54
NO ...................

Have you ever gone over a red light?

Not intentionally, only when day dreaming.

Have you ever driven a Porsche ?

Santiago
15-08-2011, 22:14
Not intentionally, only when day dreaming.

Have you ever driven a Porsche ?

Yes, but preferred the Aston!

Have you ever used a skateboard?

Megaloo
15-08-2011, 23:03
Yes, but preferred the Aston!

Have you ever used a skateboard?

No May have done if they had been around earlier bit too old for that


Have you ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

wen53
16-08-2011, 00:03
No May have done if they had been around earlier bit too old for that


Have you ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

No...........

Have you been to the top of Blackpool Tower?

Medman
16-08-2011, 08:04
No...........

Have you been to the top of Blackpool Tower?

Yes, the new observation platform (glass bottomed) opens on 1st September. (just in case anyone was interested)

Have you ever eaten jellied eels ?

TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 09:52
Yes, the new observation platform (glass bottomed) opens on 1st September. (just in case anyone was interested)

Have you ever eaten jellied eels ?No and I can be quite sick at the thought!!eek2:

Have you ever broken a promise?

Medman
16-08-2011, 09:55
No and I can be quite sick at the thought!!eek2:

Have you ever broken a promise?

Only if I hadn't crossed my heart !! :D

Have you ever told a non-Scots that the haggis is an animal ?

TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 10:00
Only if I hadn't crossed my heart !! :D

Have you ever told a non-Scots that the haggis is an animal ?Yes and that it has one short leg and one longer for running around the hills!:wink2:

Have you ever lost out in buying a house at the last moment?

Medman
16-08-2011, 10:06
Yes and that it has one short leg and one longer for running around the hills!:wink2: That's the one :D

Have you ever lost out in buying a house at the last moment?

No, been outbid once, but it all worked out for the best. "If it's for you, it won't go by you"

Have you ever broken or lost anything sentimental ?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 11:25
No, been outbid once, but it all worked out for the best. "If it's for you, it won't go by you"

Have you ever broken or lost anything sentimental ?


Yes, and still hope to find them again... :cry:


Have you ever wished for somebody elses life, if only for a week or so?

Medman
16-08-2011, 11:46
Yes, and still hope to find them again... :cry:


Have you ever wished for somebody elses life, if only for a week or so?

Yes, usually somebody that's stinking rich.

Have you ever wanted to live in a big city ?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 11:47
Yes, usually somebody that's stinking rich.

Have you ever wanted to live in a big city ?


Yes & No, have done in the past and sometimes miss it... and sometimes I don't! :crazy:


Have you ever wanted to live on a farm...

Medman
16-08-2011, 12:10
Yes & No, have done in the past and sometimes miss it... and sometimes I don't! :crazy:


Have you ever wanted to live on a farm...

Oh no, early rises, smelly animals, big hands and red faces...... not for me....I'm a towny

Have you ever won the lottery ?

Megaloo
16-08-2011, 12:21
Oh no, early rises, smelly animals, big hands and red faces...... not for me....I'm a towny

Have you ever won the lottery ?

Yes 72 once for 4 numbers

Have you ever won on the football pools memories??

Medman
16-08-2011, 12:28
Yes 72 once for 4 numbers Me too 87

Have you ever won on the football pools memories??

Don't remember :D

Have you ever streaked ?

Bobby
16-08-2011, 13:11
Have you ever had a strange woman in your bed?

Well it happened to me last week. On tuesday I was rushed into hospital with an affected foot as a result of having chemo. I was in a side ward because of my low immune system. On Thursday morning I got out of bed to go to the toilet and when I returned there was a woman in my bed. She was some old dear out of the ward. My whole bed had to be stripped and cleaned. Pity she and I were not a little bit younger!! Glad to say I'm home now but having to use cruthers.

onelegnofeet
16-08-2011, 13:35
Have you ever had a strange woman in your bed?

Well it happened to me last week. On tuesday I was rushed into hospital with an affected foot as a result of having chemo. I was in a side ward because of my low immune system. On Thursday morning I got out of bed to go to the toilet and when I returned there was a woman in my bed. She was some old dear out of the ward. My whole bed had to be stripped and cleaned. Pity she and I were not a little bit younger!! Glad to say I'm home now but having to use"" cruthers.""

"CRUTHERS"!!! is that your butler ,my Lord ???LOL

Strange women in my bed Yes ,wish the Mother in law didnt sleep walk !!!

Have you ever thought "whats love got to do with it "?

Santiago
16-08-2011, 13:41
"CRUTHERS"!!! is that your butler ,my Lord ???LOL

Strange women in my bed Yes ,wish the Mother in law didnt sleep walk !!!

Have you ever thought "whats love got to do with it "?

Yes - on occasions......

Glad you're out Bobby, hope all will soon be well.

Have you ever fallen asleep in the bath?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 13:44
Yes - on occasions......

Glad you're out Bobby, hope all will soon be well.

Have you ever fallen asleep in the bath?


Many times...


Have you ever fallen asleep during a business meeting!

Santiago
16-08-2011, 13:55
Many times...


Have you ever fallen asleep during a business meeting!

Only once but no one noticed (I don't think!)

Have you ever tried to shampoo and big dog?

Megaloo
16-08-2011, 13:57
Only once but no one noticed (I don't think!)

Have you ever tried to shampoo and big dog?

Yes many times and got drowned.

Have you ever been knocked over by a big dog?

TenerifeFanatic
16-08-2011, 14:05
Yes many times and got drowned.

Have you ever been knocked over by a big dog?Yes and got one big fright as it was an alsation!!

Have you ever reported anyone for using their mobile phone when driving?

Medman
16-08-2011, 16:33
Yes and got one big fright as it was an alsation!!

Have you ever reported anyone for using their mobile phone when driving?

No but certainly felt like it.

Have you ever texted while driving ?

MaxineC
16-08-2011, 19:00
No but certainly felt like it.

Have you ever texted while driving ?


No, I'm pleased to say... such a law abiding citizen :whistle:


Have you ever performed a sexual act on somebody that is driving... :rofl:

Medman
16-08-2011, 19:21
No, I'm pleased to say... such a law abiding citizen :whistle:


Have you ever performed a sexual act on somebody that is driving... :rofl:

Only if the conductor didn't get jealous !!

Have you ever ran out without paying for a meal ?

Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:42
Only if the conductor didn't get jealous !!

Have you ever ran out without paying for a meal ?

No, but have wanted to several times...

Have you ever been to Iceland?

Megaloo
16-08-2011, 21:47
No, but have wanted to several times...

Have you ever been to Iceland?

No not the Country only the shop :sorry:


Have you ever sang in a choir..

Santiago
16-08-2011, 21:52
No not the Country only the shop :sorry:


Have you ever sang in a choir..

Yes, the local church choir and my college church choir - but it was a long time ago.

Have you ever danced in the street?

Megaloo
16-08-2011, 22:10
Yes, the local church choir and my college church choir - but it was a long time ago.

Have you ever danced in the street?


Yes Street parties Royal Weddings etc.


Have you ever done any busking.....

Medman
17-08-2011, 08:34
Yes Street parties Royal Weddings etc.


Have you ever done any busking.....

No, not enough money in it for a man of my talents ! :D

Have you ever left the house with two different shoes on ?

Megaloo
17-08-2011, 09:15
No, not enough money in it for a man of my talents ! :D

Have you ever left the house with two different shoes on ?

Yes ....same style one brown one black looked same in dark though


Have you ever got stuck in a lift?

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 12:35
Yes ....same style one brown one black looked same in dark though


Have you ever got stuck in a lift?


Yes, but only briefly....


Have you ever talked to your kitchen appliances... ??? (I apologised to the dishwasher for opening it before it had finished! :crazy:)

Medman
17-08-2011, 13:22
Yes, but only briefly....


Have you ever talked to your kitchen appliances... ??? (I apologised to the dishwasher for opening it before it had finished! :crazy:)

Yes, I speak to my microwave as it was my mum's. :cry:

Have you ever hit or spat on your computer because it was acting up ?

lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 13:39
Yes, I speak to my microwave as it was my mum's. :cry:

Have you ever hit or spat on your computer because it was acting up ?

I threw my exs mac at the wall when i found out he was cheating on me if that counts?

Have you ever wondered whether that person you cant stop thinking about is meant to be with you in reality?

MaxineC
17-08-2011, 15:59
I threw my exs mac at the wall when i found out he was cheating on me if that counts?

Have you ever wondered whether that person you cant stop thinking about is meant to be with you in reality?


Nah, when they've gone they're gone.... waste of thinking time! ;)


Have you ever gone out/slept with somebody to further your career... :whistle:

Medman
17-08-2011, 17:13
Nah, when they've gone they're gone.... waste of thinking time! ;)


Have you ever gone out/slept with somebody to further your career... :whistle:

No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:

Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?

Santiago
17-08-2011, 20:24
No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:

Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?

Yes, took a pal out drinking the night before he got married - what a night!! :crazy:

Sal
17-08-2011, 20:29
No but I did think about letting someone do it to me the other way !! :shy:

Have you ever went out with someone just because you could ?

Yes, and all the girls wanted to date this guy..........but in reality he was a complete twonk!

Have you ever...............bitten your toenails?

onelegnofeet
17-08-2011, 20:52
Yes, and all the girls wanted to date this guy..........but in reality he was a complete twonk!

Have you ever...............bitten your toenails?


No ,not for years

Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?

Santiago
17-08-2011, 21:12
No ,not for years

Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?

Certainly not!

Have you ever ridden a horse?

lozzie1821
17-08-2011, 21:14
No ,not for years

Have you ever ...given anyone your last ROLO?

No NEVER!! There is just something about rolo you cant give up when its your last.

Have you ever looked at your "friends" and thought what a **** they really are?

onelegnofeet
17-08-2011, 21:39
No NEVER!! There is just something about rolo you cant give up when its your last.

Have you ever looked at your "friends" and thought what a **** they really are?

No true friends i can count in one hand ,andi treat them with respect .

Have you ever ........seen an elephant fly?

Megaloo
17-08-2011, 21:45
No true friends i can count in one hand ,andi treat them with respect .

Have you ever ........seen an elephant fly?

No............. but my DAd always said good job cows don't fly:sorry:


Have you ever walked out of a shop without paying for something

Medman
17-08-2011, 22:38
No............. but my DAd always said good job cows don't fly:sorry:


Have you ever walked out of a shop without paying for something

Not intentionally. Honest to a fault and my conscience would beat me up.

Have you ever been up in a helicopter ?

onelegnofeet
18-08-2011, 13:25
Not intentionally. Honest to a fault and my conscience would beat me up.

Have you ever been up in a helicopter ?


Yes and they are very draughty ,pilots wont turn the fan off either !!!

Have you ever .....eaten a fruit paselle without chewing it ?

lozzie1821
18-08-2011, 14:53
Yes and they are very draughty ,pilots wont turn the fan off either !!!

Have you ever .....eaten a fruit paselle without chewing it ?

No......... Oh my i used to love them as a kid..

Have you ever.....wished you were living a rich persons life in the media eye?

Medman
18-08-2011, 17:23
NO. I'm famous enough being poor :D

Have you ever been left money from a distant relative who died ?

Bobby
19-08-2011, 11:14
NO. I'm famous enough being poor :D

Have you ever been left money from a distant relative who died ?

Yes in 2008

Have you ever given a large sum to a Charity?

Medman
19-08-2011, 12:16
Yes in 2008

Have you ever given a large sum to a Charity?

Once gave a tenner to the Salvation Army collector.... you would have thought it was a grand I had given him. I was well blessed that day. (does that count?)

Have you ever left home without your mobile and paniced ?

Megaloo
19-08-2011, 14:23
Once gave a tenner to the Salvation Army collector.... you would have thought it was a grand I had given him. I was well blessed that day. (does that count?)

Have you ever left home without your mobile and paniced ?

Yes ........... this morning forgot to take it off charge

Have you ever owned a rescue dog.....

Medman
19-08-2011, 15:17
Yes ........... this morning forgot to take it off charge

Have you ever owned a rescue dog.....

Never owned a dog, so I wouldn't recognise a rescue dog. I know a poodle to look at. :D

Have you ever wished you could play the bagpipes ?

Megaloo
19-08-2011, 15:39
Never owned a dog, so I wouldn't recognise a rescue dog. I know a poodle to look at. :D

Have you ever wished you could play the bagpipes ?

No..................:cheeky:

Have you ever lost your swimming costume in a pool......

Bobby
19-08-2011, 15:44
No..................:cheeky:

Have you ever lost your swimming costume in a pool......

Yes after diving into a pool

Have you ever forgat the wife's birthday?

Medman
19-08-2011, 16:05
Yes after diving into a pool

Have you ever forgat the wife's birthday?

Only once !!!! :twak:

Have you ever had an argument with a neighbour ?

MaxineC
19-08-2011, 18:00
Only once !!!! :twak:

Have you ever had an argument with a neighbour ?

Oh yes, and I won.... :box:

Have you ever gone out in odd shoes...

Ecky Thump
19-08-2011, 18:19
Oh yes, and I won.... :box:

Have you ever gone out in odd shoes...

No, but I would look odd in yours.

Have you ever bought a stranger a drink?

Sal
19-08-2011, 20:36
No, but I would look odd in yours.

Have you ever bought a stranger a drink?

Yes, a lovely old couple on a cross channel ferry - they were so lovely!

Have you ever returned something broken (and got a refund/replacement), knowing that you had broken it yourself? :whistle:

Santiago
19-08-2011, 21:44
Yes, a lovely old couple on a cross channel ferry - they were so lovely!

Have you ever returned something broken (and got a refund/replacement), knowing that you had broken it yourself? :whistle:

No.

Have you ever sailed in Poole Harbour?