Who will have the last word?

[Ecky Thump]

There's a answer to that but ..................... :bricks: :ban:

Party Pooper......:devil2:

[Santiago]

There's a answer to that but ..................... :bricks: :ban:

Here we go again!!!!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

Here we go again!!!!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


It's like a Merry-Go-Round.:spin:

[Santiago]

It's like a Merry-Go-Round.:spin:

Not a lot of Merry about it!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

Not a lot of Merry about it!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Is this a depression session?:crying2:

[Santiago]

Is this a depression session?:crying2:

No, it's a mood brood! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

No, it's a mood brood! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt015.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Cheer up, it may never happen.

Smile and the world smiles with you!:)

[Santiago]

Cheer up, it may never happen.

Smile and the world smiles with you!:)

Or laughs at you - hysterically!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy110.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

Or laughs at you - hysterically!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy110.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It can happen, but its worth taking a risk!

[Medman]

It can happen, but its worth taking a risk!

Geeza grin the lot of ye .......... :D

[Ecky Thump]

Geeza grin the lot of ye .......... :D




:D:fpull::):cheeky::wave::tiphat::hi::p:lol::hello : OK? :raspberry:

[Medman]

:D:fpull::):cheeky::wave::tiphat::hi::p:lol::hello : OK? :raspberry:

Dae fine ma wee digger .......:D ..... :scotland:

[Santiago]

Geeza grin the lot of ye .......... :D

Cor, someone on here is speaking a foreign language and my Google translator won't translate it! That lifts the spirits!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink058.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Ecky Thump]

Dae fine ma wee digger .......:D ..... :scotland:

I aim to please.......The wife says my aim is rotten!

[Medman]

Cor, someone on here is speaking a foreign language and my Google translator won't translate it! That lifts the spirits!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink058.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

The benefit of being Scottish (not Scotch) is that we are bi-lingual ......... :D

[Santiago]

The benefit of being Scottish (not Scotch) is that we are bi-lingual ......... :D

Is that the same as being ambidextrous?

[Medman]

Is that the same as being ambidextrous?

Closer to speaking with forked tongue ............. :crylaughing:

[Santiago]

Closer to speaking with forked tongue ............. :crylaughing:

Oh, a snake in the grass!!!!

[Ecky Thump]

The benefit of being Scottish (not Scotch) is that we are bi-lingual ......... :D


Do Scotsmen, get Scotch, Scot-free in a Scottish bar, while eating Scotts Oats?

[Medman]

Oh, a snake in the grass!!!!

Rhymes with that ......... :whistle:

[Santiago]

Rhymes with that ......... :whistle:

farce, class, glass, pass, sparse, brass - nope, can't think of how that would fit in!

[Medman]

farce, class, glass, pass, sparse, brass - nope, can't think of how that would fit in!

Morning mass ?

[Ecky Thump]

Morning mass ?


Am I one of the asses?

[Medman]

Am I one of the asses?

He haw he haw he halways says that ....... rolleyes2:

[Ecky Thump]

He haw he haw he halways says that ....... rolleyes2:

Now you really have made a ass of yourself.:laugh:

[Medman]

Now you really have made a ass of yourself.:laugh:

Somebody's got to do the donkey work ......... :cheeky:

[starling]

Somebody's got to do the donkey work ......... :cheeky:

Well I'm not donkey-stoning anyone's front steps

[Medman]

Well I'm not donkey-stoning anyone's front steps

So you specialise in back steps then ? How are you on military two steps ?

[starling]

So you specialise in back steps then ? How are you on military two steps ?

......Better on Boston two steps - especially in U.S.

[Medman]

......Better on Boston two steps - especially in U.S.

That's a "Tragedy" ......... :singing::singing::singing::singing::singing:

[Ecky Thump]

That's a "Tragedy" ......... :singing::singing::singing::singing::singing:

Greek?

:o

[Medman]

Greek?

:o

No Geek !! :D

[starling]

No Geek !! :D

Is that the same as a Dork?

[Ecky Thump]

Is that the same as a Dork?


No, Dork is near Fork and Geek is close to Leek!!:D

[starling]

No, Dork is near Fork and Geek is close to Leek!!:D

So what the F..... and ...G is that supposed to mean?

[Ecky Thump]

So what the F..... and ...G is that supposed to mean?

I ForGet...................:dontknow:

[Medman]

I ForGet...................:dontknow:

About what ?

[Ecky Thump]

About what ?

I need a clue.............!!!

[Medman]

I need a clue.............!!!

Get to the end of it

[Ecky Thump]

Get to the end of it

The unfinished symphony.............???

[Medman]

The unfinished symphony.............???

That's a start

[Ecky Thump]

That's a start

Oh, you wanted the bit in the middle

[Medman]

Oh, you wanted the bit in the middle

Yeh, of the polo mint :whistle:

[Ecky Thump]

Yeh, of the polo mint :whistle:

Extra strong..

[Medman]

Extra strong..

Where is Henry's douche bag when you need it ?

[Ecky Thump]

Where is Henry's douche bag when you need it ?

:D

He left it in a used condition in Iceland.

[Medman]

:D

He left it in a used condition in Iceland.

Next to the burst box of Coco Pops

[Ecky Thump]

Next to the burst box of Coco Pops

Yes, just past the cereal bars that he eats at the bus stop.

[Medman]

Yes, just past the cereal bars that he eats at the bus stop.

Asking for directions

[Ecky Thump]

Asking for directions


To where, no one knew.:dontknow:

[Medman]

To where, no one knew.:dontknow:

The land of make believe comes to mind

[Ecky Thump]

The land of make believe comes to mind

Not Henry's mind...........

[Medman]

Not Henry's mind...........

Virtually speaking of course

[Ecky Thump]

Virtually speaking of course

Along with La La, Tipsy and the rest of them.

[Medman]

Along with La La, Tipsy and the rest of them.

Time for land o nod. :sleeping: Ann is up early tomorrow and I can hear her working up a moan from here.

Gid bit o banter the night Eric. See ya soon .............

[Ecky Thump]

Time for land o nod. :sleeping: Ann is up early tomorrow and I can hear her working up a moan from here.

Gid bit o banter the night Eric. See ya soon .............

Night.......I'm off to Loch Winnoch early tomorrow morning, so I'm going to my pit as well.

[Medman]

Night.......I'm off to Loch Winnoch early tomorrow morning, so I'm going to my pit as well.

Morning ............ I'm up early too .............. :jumping:

[Ecky Thump]

Morning ............ I'm up early too .............. :jumping:

Me too, three cups of tea has passed my lips and a slice of toast !:yum:

[Medman]

Me too, three cups of tea has passed my lips and a slice of toast !:yum:

Only on my second coffee, but then again I'm not going to Loch Winnoch. I went one day before and it was shut.

[Ecky Thump]

Only on my second coffee, but then again I'm not going to Loch Winnoch. I went one day before and it was shut.

Ah, but did you go to get a water pump fitted to a BMW MINI JOHN PLAYER SPECIAL WORKS?

PS. With two sunroofs and real leather interior!!

[Medman]

Ah, but did you go to get a water pump fitted to a BMW MINI JOHN PLAYER SPECIAL WORKS?

PS. With two sunroofs and real leather interior!!

Ah you got me there, mine only had one sunroof ..... :confused:

[Ecky Thump]

Ah you got me there, mine only had one sunroof ..... :confused:



Now you have the reasoning on why Loch Winnoch was closed on the day that you visited.

[Medman]

Now you have the reasoning on why Loch Winnoch was closed on the day that you visited.

So they only do doube glazing there ? :window::window:

[Ecky Thump]

So they only do doube glazing there ? :window::window:

Only if you have Henry's doube bag with you.

[Medman]

Only if you have Henry's doube bag with you.

Oops, early morning typo :ashamed:.......... more coffee required ........

That was an L of a mistake to make .... :fpull:

[Ecky Thump]

Oops, early morning typo :ashamed:.......... more coffee required ........

Quich shave and another cuppa now.:whistle:

[Medman]

Quich shave and another cuppa now.:whistle:

Life on the edge indeed ........ :D

[starling]

Life on the edge indeed ........ :D

....................Edge or Ledge????

[Medman]

....................Edge or Ledge????

Don't jump Ecky !!!

[Ecky Thump]

Don't jump Ecky !!!

To late and it was the deep end.:wow:

[Medman]

To late and it was the deep end.:wow:

I felt the wave ............:surfer:

[Santiago]

I felt the wave ............:surfer:

:welcome::wave::hi::hello:

[Medman]

:welcome::wave::hi::hello:

That's no micro wave ..........

[Ecky Thump]

That's no micro wave ..........

Its a "Tidal Wave"!!

[Medman]

Its a "Tidal Wave"!!

Not even a demi wave .............. :afro:

[Ecky Thump]

Not even a demi wave .............. :afro:


Which I can't have!:(

[Medman]

Which I can't have!:(

Sir Brucie does !!! :hedge:

[Ecky Thump]

Sir Brucie does !!! :hedge:


So did Joan of Arc.

Back later.

[Medman]

So did Joan of Arc.

Back later.

She was hot !! ........ :campfire:

[starling]

She was hot !! ........ :campfire:

.............C'mon baby Light my fire!

[Medman]

.............C'mon baby Light my fire!

She liked her stake well done ......... :crylaughing:

[starling]

She liked her stake well done ......... :crylaughing:

Cheapskate...... Death & Cremation all in one!

[Ecky Thump]

Cheapskate...... Death & Cremation all in one!

Our chippy charges a fortune for skate.........Cheap skate Pfffff

[Medman]

Our chippy charges a fortune for skate.........Cheap skate Pfffff

Skate ? is that a kind of meals on wheels ? :tongue:

[Ecky Thump]

Skate ? is that a kind of meals on wheels ? :tongue:

Yeah, just like the TV advert..............cardboard, disguised as food at a price with home delivery.:whistle:

[Medman]

Yeah, just like the TV advert..............cardboard, disguised as food at a price with home delivery.:whistle:

Do they deliver it on a skate board ?

[Ecky Thump]

Do they deliver it on a skate board ?

Nooo, a flying carpet, from Carpet World!

[Medman]

Nooo, a flying carpet, from Carpet World!

Magic !! ...............

[starling]

Magic !! ...............

.....What? Flying fish or carpets?

[Medman]

.....What? Flying fish or carpets?

Don't fancy a fried carpet ..

[starling]

Don't fancy a fried carpet ..

....Wouldn't know - never tried one!

[Santiago]

....Wouldn't know - never tried one!

Definitely better than a roasted rug ....................

[Medman]

Definitely better than a roasted rug ....................

Or a microwaved mat !

[starling]

Or a microwaved mat !

Or a poached parquet !

[Medman]

Or a poached parquet !

What could be worse than larded lino ?

[Santiago]

What could be worse than larded lino ?

Possibly trifled tiles?

[Medman]

Possibly trifled tiles?

Boiled Boards don't sound too nice either

[Ecky Thump]

Boiled Boards don't sound too nice either

Try Slab Sandwiches, something to get your teeth into!

[Medman]

Try Slab Sandwiches, something to get your teeth into!

You would get bored with laminated langoustines

[Ecky Thump]

You would get bored with laminated langoustines

Better than laminated windscreens.

[Medman]

Better than laminated windscreens.

Hard to beat !!

[Santiago]

Hard to beat !!

So is a ratatouille runner!

[Medman]

So is a ratatouille runner!

Or flambe floor ....... :cooking:

[Santiago]

Or flambe floor ....... :cooking:

Maybe Hibachi hardwood? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/cook/smiley-cooking-emoticon.gif (http://www.sherv.net/smiley.cooking-emoticon-1753.html)

[Medman]

Maybe Hibachi hardwood? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/cook/smiley-cooking-emoticon.gif (http://www.sherv.net/smiley.cooking-emoticon-1753.html)

I like the sound of sizzling slate in the morning

[Ecky Thump]

I like the sound of sizzling slate in the morning

Whats wrong with a sizzling sausage?:yum:

[Medman]

Whats wrong with a sizzling sausage?:yum:

Do you cover your floor in sausages ??

[Ecky Thump]

Do you cover your floor in sausages ??

When I cook...Yes!!:twak:

[Medman]

When I cook...Yes!!:twak:

Ah, the missing link mystery solved .. :flatcap:

[Ecky Thump]

Ah, the missing link mystery solved .. :flatcap:



He was found, still well and living in Kilmarnock.:D

[Medman]

He was found, still well and living in Kilmarnock.:D

I resemble that remark .. :grufalo:

[Ecky Thump]

I resemble that remark .. :grufalo:

You and twenty thousand local residents!!:D

[Medman]

You and twenty thousand local residents!!:D

I just wish they were all Killie fans ........ :ashamed:

[Santiago]

I just wish they were all Killie fans ........ :ashamed:

What's a Killie? Is it a pop group? A Highland clan? What?

[Medman]

What's a Killie? Is it a pop group? A Highland clan? What?

It's the nickname of my local football team Kilmarnock ..... " C'mon the Killie ! "

[Santiago]

It's the nickname of my local football team Kilmarnock ..... " C'mon the Killie ! "

What's a football team? Is it anything like rugby?

[Medman]

What's a football team? Is it anything like rugby?

Yes, but different shaped balls !

[Santiago]

Yes, but different shaped balls !

Oooooooh!! Do they try? and convert, etc.?

[Medman]

Oooooooh!! Do they try? and convert, etc.?

No, it's non-denominational .. :D

[Santiago]

No, it's non-denominational .. :D

Ah! One of a kind then!

[Medman]

Ah! One of a kind then!

It has been said ......... :flatcap:

[Santiago]

It has been said ......... :flatcap:

So, nothing sportsmanlike then?

By the way, how's Isla? Is she growing fast?

[Medman]

So, nothing sportsmanlike then?

By the way, how's Isla? Is she growing fast?

That's her 11 weeks now. It was the official wetting of her head last night followed by the traditional holding of my head this morning !! Been trying to attach photos of her but won't upload. She is a right wee cutey and so contented (well when we see her anyway). Thanks ST.

[warbey]

.

So who was singing Who a Lullaby.? :D:D

[Santiago]

.

So who was singing Who a Lullaby.? :D:D

Don't think Meddles could manage a tune after wetting little Isla's head. In fact, it's a wonder the poor wee mite didn't drown!!!! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/baby-girl-28.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

[Medman]

Don't think Meddles could manage a tune after wetting little Isla's head. In fact, it's a wonder the poor wee mite didn't drown!!!! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/baby-girl-28.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

She's booked in for her first swimming lesson in January. Shouldn't be a problem as she loves her bath.

[Ecky Thump]

She's booked in for her first swimming lesson in January. Shouldn't be a problem as she loves her bath.

So why did you install a shower?!!

[Medman]

So why did you install a shower?!!

It makes the living room carpet a bit soggy ... :D

[Ecky Thump]

It makes the living room carpet a bit soggy ... :D

Soggy like a bog?

[Medman]

Soggy like a bog?

According to Pete

[Ecky Thump]

According to Pete


He makes good pens.....................

[Medman]

He makes good pens.....................

Was he not Spiderman ?

[Santiago]

According to Pete

Who has just marshed past!

[Medman]

Who has just marshed past!

Ad Mire ing the view

[Ecky Thump]

Ad Mire ing the view

I can see a ship sailing by.

[Medman]

I can see a ship sailing by.

Put that telescope away you perv ! :wow: :D

[Ecky Thump]

Put that telescope away you perv ! :wow: :D

Its a periscope that I am using..........:window:

[Medman]

Its a periscope that I am using..........:window:

Just watch the rubber duck then

[Santiago]

TE=Medman;237269]Ad Mire ing the [view[/QUOTE]

Of the Tenerife Gardens in the afternoon sun!!!!

[Medman]

TE=Medman;237269]Ad Mire ing the [view

Of the Tenerife Gardens in the afternoon sun!!!![/QUOTE]

That would be nice .. :sunburn:

[Santiago]

Of the Tenerife Gardens in the afternoon sun!!!!

That would be nice .. :sunburn:[/QUOTE]

It was - this aternoon!!!

[Medman]

That would be nice .. :sunburn:

It was - this aternoon!!![/QUOTE]

You little tease ST, didn't know you were over there and what's wrong with Your Parque ?

[Santiago]

It was - this aternoon!!!

You little tease ST, didn't know you were over there and what's wrong with Your Parque ?[/QUOTE]

Not a thing but we like a walk each day to loosen up the muscles and just happened to go that way. Looking good over there but prefer cousin Maud's for the view!!

[Medman]

You little tease ST, didn't know you were over there and what's wrong with Your Parque ?

Not a thing but we like a walk each day to loosen up the muscles and just happened to go that way. Looking good over there but prefer cousin Maud's for the view!![/QUOTE]

And the price ... :raspberry2:

[Santiago]

Not a thing but we like a walk each day to loosen up the muscles and just happened to go that way. Looking good over there but prefer cousin Maud's for the view!!

And the price ... :raspberry2:[/QUOTE]

Don't care about the price - that's why I am still working at my age!

:mopfloor::cooking::dishes::window::washingmachine ::washingline:

[Medman]

And the price ... :raspberry2:

Don't care about the price - that's why I am still working at my age!

:mopfloor::cooking::dishes::window::washingmachine ::washingline:[/QUOTE]

Ah all for life's little luxuries .......... me too !

[Santiago]

Ah all for life's little luxuries .......... me too !

Worth it though when you are on the balcony having breakfast in the sun at 26C!!!

[Medman]

Worth it though when you are on the balcony having breakfast in the sun at 26C!!!

As Churchill said ........... hoh yes ....

[warbey]

Worth it though when you are on the balcony having breakfast in the sun at 26C!!!

Even tastes better when someone else has prepared it..?

Just the Balcony and Sun would do Me,....and a Barraquito maybe....

[Medman]

Even tastes better when someone else has prepared it..?

Just the Balcony and Sun would do Me,....and a Barraquito maybe....

I'm sure Santiago will happily join you ........... :trink:

[warbey]

I'm sure Santiago will happily join you ........... :trink:

I'm banking on it.!. :pray::pray: :tiphat::tiphat:

[Santiago]

I'm banking on it.!. :pray::pray: :tiphat::tiphat:

But not tonight as it's Tubby Hubby's birthday and I have a couple of barraquitos and some custard doughnuts waiting to be consumed out here!!

[Medman]

But not tonight as it's Tubby Hubby's birthday and I have a couple of barraquitos and some custard doughnuts waiting to be consumed out here!!

Just don't overdo it ST (as if). I'm sure he had a birthday last year :crazy:

[Fender1]

I've got one next year !!!

[Medman]

I've got one next year !!!

I knew we had more than guitars in common ........ :D

[Santiago]

I've got a Stratocaster fishing rod - does that count?

PS. Still awaiting photo of little Isla, or is she a figment of your imagination, Meddles?

[Medman]

I've got a Stratocaster fishing rod - does that count?

PS. Still awaiting photo of little Isla, or is she a figment of your imagination, Meddles?

Willo and I are trying to combat the gremlins. I'll try again.

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I've got a Stratocaster fishing rod - does that count?

PS. Still awaiting photo of little Isla, or is she a figment of your imagination, Meddles?

[Santiago]

Aaaaaah! She's gorgeous!! And for those who found it hard to download the pictures from the imageshack, here she is:

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Click on picture for the larger version!!

[Ecky Thump]

Aaaaaah! She's gorgeous!! And for those who found it hard to download the pictures from the imageshack, here she is:

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She really is a picture.:)

[Medman]

Thanks to Santiago for simplifying things for Ecky !! These were taken from her first photo shoot !! There are a few better ones but this was the first successful upload by me to the Forum.

[Santiago]

Thanks to Santiago for simplifying things for Ecky !! These were taken from her first photo shoot !! There are a few better ones but this was the first successful upload by me to the Forum.

Glad to be of service! I find that if I put my photos in a file on my computer then it's easy to upload them through the "insert image" thingy! Make sure it is a jpg or jpeg file! Your set of pictures seemed to be too big to go through all at once so I just "cut" off the three small ones and uploaded those. The larger one was left so I'll put it up now:

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And, as usual, click on the image to increase the size!!

[Medman]

Glad to be of service! I find that if I put my photos in a file on my computer then it's easy to upload them through the "insert image" thingy! Make sure it is a jpg or jpeg file! Your set of pictures seemed to be too big to go through all at once so I just "cut" off the three small ones and uploaded those. The larger one was left so I'll put it up now:

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And, as usual, click on the image to increase the size!!.. Wish it was that easy!! .. :whistle:

Thanks again ST. How's the weather, I've been hearing a lot of bad reports ??

[Ecky Thump]

Now that all the pleasantries have taken place, the last word competition has been won by Medman, so this thread has now finished.

Well done to a great competitor.

Medman Rules.:c2:

Thread Closed.

[Medman]

Now that all the pleasantries have taken place, the last word competition has been won by Medman, so this thread has now finished.

Well done to a great competitor.

Medman Rules.:c2:

Thread Closed.

You can't fool me that easily !! :fpull:

[Ecky Thump]

You can't fool me that easily !! :fpull:

Just a little "glitch" in the system, you and I are the only ones who can read the remaining posts, so please do not waste any more time or great effort by making further unreadable posts on this thread, I reiterate from my previous post...............

Thread Closed!!!

[Medman]

Just a little "glitch" in the system, you and I are the only ones who can read the remaining posts, so please do not waste any more time or great effort by making further unreadable posts on this thread, I reiterate from my previous post...............

Thread Closed!!!

Oh no it's not !!

[Ecky Thump]

Oh no it's not !!




Its not what?
......................Please answer, using only one word!!

[Medman]

Its not what?
......................Please answer, using only one word!!

No..............

or should that be yes?. No it can't be now, so it's defo a no. :crazy:

[Ecky Thump]

No..............

Your posts are Null and Void!!:wave:

[Medman]

Your posts are Null and Void!!:wave:

This one isn't........ doiv dna llun

[Santiago]

Hey, you can't close the last word - I haven't had the last word yet!!!!!!! Stop mucking about, Ecky, and let us carry on as normal, although what is normal about any of this is a mystery!!

Weather, Meddles? Well yesterday afternoon it was 30 degrees, and last night at midnight it was 30 degrees. The only difference was that in the afternoon it was 30 Centigrade and at midnight it was 30 Fahrenheit!! Yup, we're home again after seventeen days of beautiful sunshine. No, that's a lie, it was sixteen days of sunshine and one of "chucking-it-down-like-there's-no-tomorrow" precipitation!! However, it washed off the balconies and the plastic furniture very nicely so who's complaining? Now a wait of 53 weeks until we do it all again but for three whole weeks this time. And that is the last word (for December 1st!).

[Medman]

Hey, you can't close the last word - I haven't had the last word yet!!!!!!! Stop mucking about, Ecky, and let us carry on as normal, although what is normal about any of this is a mystery!!

Weather, Meddles? Well yesterday afternoon it was 30 degrees, and last night at midnight it was 30 degrees. The only difference was that in the afternoon it was 30 Centigrade and at midnight it was 30 Fahrenheit!! Yup, we're home again after seventeen days of beautiful sunshine. No, that's a lie, it was sixteen days of sunshine and one of "chucking-it-down-like-there's-no-tomorrow" precipitation!! However, it washed off the balconies and the plastic furniture very nicely so who's complaining? Now a wait of 53 weeks until we do it all again but for three whole weeks this time. And that is the last word (for December 1st!).

Sounds great for November. One of my friends was over for a week staying at your Parque 3. So at least she had it good. She is back today sometimes as well.

[Santiago]

They have, at long last, put up a new sign for PS3 which is very posh. I watched the lads setting it up and it was most amusing - health and safety would have had a field day! Now all we need is to have the webcam back but no one could tell me when that was going to be!

[Medman]

They have, at long last, put up a new sign for PS3 which is very posh. I watched the lads setting it up and it was most amusing - health and safety would have had a field day! Now all we need is to have the webcam back but no one could tell me when that was going to be!

The latest I've been is in October, and have always had great weather. Maybe try it later next year when you really appreciate the change.

[Ecky Thump]

The latest I've been is in October, and have always had great weather. Maybe try it later next year when you really appreciate the change.


Are you contemplating a SEX CHANGE!!:male: to :female:

[Medman]

Are you contemplating a SEX CHANGE!!:male: to :female:

No,..... socks and pants !!

[Ecky Thump]

No,..... socks and pants !!


I put my Pants on, followed by my Socks.....so its Pants and Socks....NOT socks and pants.

[Santiago]

I put my Pants on, followed by my Socks.....so its Pants and Socks....NOT socks and pants.

Yes, but when Meddles puts on his socks Ecky, it makes him pant so it's socks first!!

By the way, Meddles, a week or more in the winter is perfect for making the dark miserable days seem shorter. Why go away in the summer when the best weather is back home (Usually!!)? I can't go in the summer because of my caravanners, but I wouldn't want to leave Cornwall then either with those lovely long days of sunshine, in between the showers, of course! In the winter in the Reef the temperature is in the mid twenties and higher and while we were there it never dropped below 23C on our balcony, even at night! And, of course, you get much longer days as the earliest the sun sets is around 6.15pm and it's daylight around 7am. Heat and light - what more could you want?

It's also lovely looking around at all the Christmas decorations, singing Santas, etc. We love it!!

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[Ecky Thump]

Yes, but when Meddles puts on his socks Ecky, it makes him pant so it's socks first!!



He Pants like the old dog he is!:cheeky:

[Medman]

He Pants like the old dog he is!:cheeky:

Down boy ..........

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I put my Pants on, followed by my Socks.....so its Pants and Socks....NOT socks and pants.

But to change them you have to take them off first so in reverse it's definately socks and pants ..:crazy:

[Ecky Thump]

Down boy ..........

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But to change them you have to take them off first so in reverse it's definately socks and pants ..:crazy:

So what is it when you reverse it back......Come on...Be honest.:fpull:

[Medman]

So what is it when you reverse it back......Come on...Be honest.:fpull:

pas is not an English word but sap is. Point proved ... and last word........ :bootyshake:

[Ecky Thump]

pas is not an English word but sap is. Point proved ... and last word........ :bootyshake:

Kiss My Bottie??

[Medman]

Kiss My Bottie??

Naw .......... kick !

[Ecky Thump]

Naw .......... kick !



I see, Violence before Love.

[Medman]

I see, Violence before Love.

Some folk call it foreplay ........ :cheeky:

[Ecky Thump]

Some folk call it foreplay ........ :cheeky:



:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g::crylaughing::crylaughing::respect:

[Medman]

:crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughing::crylaughin g::crylaughing::crylaughing::respect:

My most successful chat up line ever with 100% success is ...................

.... does this smell like chlorform to you ? ..........:devil2:

[Ecky Thump]

My most successful chat up line ever with 100% success is ...................

.... does this smell like chlorform to you ? ..........:devil2:

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package!:tiphat:

[Medman]

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package!:tiphat:

How did you know I like walnut whips ?

[Santiago]

How did you know I like walnut whips ?

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

[Medman]

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

You will to use your imagination as I my photo is too big to upload !!

[Santiago]

You will to use your imagination as I my photo is too big to upload !!

Oops, sorry! That should have read: Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas

:hole:

[Medman]

Oops, sorry! That should have read: Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas

:hole:

That will be the same picture of what nobody wants for Chrstmas then ?..... :crying2:

[Santiago]

That will be the same picture of what nobody wants for Christmas then ?..... :crying2:

Aaaaaahhh! Never mind, I expect the twins and Isla will pretend to be on your side!!!!

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[Medman]

Aaaaaahhh! Never mind, I expect the twins and Isla will pretend to be on your side!!!!

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Aye, it's great to be so popular !!

[Santiago]

Aye, it's great to be so popular !!

Especially at Christmas!!

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Holidays_and_Party/xmas-115.gif

[Ecky Thump]

Especially at Christmas!!

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Holidays_and_Party/xmas-115.gif

Humbug!!

:wink:

[Medman]

Humbug!!

:wink:

Lovebug .......... :suffocatekiss::spider:

[Ecky Thump]

Lovebug .......... :suffocatekiss::spider:


Is that a VW Beetle with ankle straps inside??:laugh:

[Medman]

Is that a VW Beetle with ankle straps inside??:laugh:

Yes, and the top down !!

[Ecky Thump]

Yes, and the top down !!

I had a Hillman Minx ** years ago and some young lady believed me that's what they were!!

[Medman]

I had a Hillman Minx ** years ago and some young lady believed me that's what they were!!

We liked the ones that played hard to get ... :eyebrows:

[Ecky Thump]

We liked the ones that played hard to get ... :eyebrows:

Change the subject, Carol just walked in the room.:cry:

[Medman]

Change the subject, Carol just walked in the room.:cry:

Abnormal service resumed .. :tiphat:

[Ecky Thump]

Abnormal service resumed .. :tiphat:

Also abnormal activity??

[Medman]

Also abnormal activity??

Why not, it is the season of goodwill

[Ecky Thump]

Why not, it is the season of goodwill


No Goodwill in my home, just good advice..........."get the painting done....get the dishes done

[Medman]

No Goodwill in my home, just good advice..........."get the painting done....get the dishes done

Braehead doesn't sound too bad now

[Ecky Thump]

Braehead doesn't sound too bad now


No.1 son might take her...if I bribe him with a few cans of Lager.

[Medman]

No.1 son might take her...if I bribe him with a few cans of Lager.

Of the highest Kaliber no doubt ... :tongue:

[Ecky Thump]

Of the highest Kaliber no doubt ... :tongue:


Errrr no, he likes the real thing...He is not happy as he is working all over Christmas and early on the 1st

[Medman]

Errrr no, he likes the real thing...He is not happy as he is working all over Christmas and early on the 1st

He drinks Coke ?

[Ecky Thump]

He drinks Coke ?


No.....injects it,,,,NOT!!


The crew on the ferry were all breathalised last year.

[Medman]

No.....injects it,,,,NOT!!


The crew on the ferry were all breathalised last year.

Ferry Nuff !

[Ecky Thump]

Ferry Nuff !

Ferry Den............??

[Medman]

Ferry Den............??

Gala ..... :swimming::swimming::swimming::swimming::swimming:

[Ecky Thump]

Gala ..... :swimming::swimming::swimming::swimming::swimming:


Too cold for that at Gourock!!

[Medman]

Too cold for that at Gourock!!

Too cold for anything at Gourock. "Away like Gourock"

[Ecky Thump]

Too cold for anything at Gourock. "Away like Gourock"


They spent a fortune on the pool. The youngest Grandson loves it there.....foolish boy!

[Medman]

They spent a fortune on the pool. The youngest Grandson loves it there.....foolish boy!

Only been in Gourock twice on the way to and from Dunoon. Oh and I have played in the Gantock Hotel (long time ago)

[Ecky Thump]

Only been in Gourock twice on the way to and from Dunoon. Oh and I have played in the Gantock Hotel (long time ago)

Carol and I sat with Tinkers down on the rocks drinking wine one night...I was scared to say no, but they were OK

[Medman]

Carol and I sat with Tinkers down on the rocks drinking wine one night...I was scared to say no, but they were OK

Big "Easy Ecky", toast o the tinkers ! :lol:

[Santiago]

Big "Easy Ecky", toast o the tinkers ! :lol:

He's a brave laddie!!

[Medman]

He's a brave laddie!!

Fur an Englishman !! ............ :laugh:

[Santiago]

Fur an Englishman !! ............ :laugh:

Oy! Isn't that a politically incorrect statement? :redcard:

[Medman]

Oy! Isn't that a politically incorrect statement? :redcard:

Probably, better check with Tonypub ......... :crylaughing:

[Santiago]

Probably, better check with Tonypub ......... :crylaughing:

Anyway, since when have Englishmen had fur?:grufalo:

[Medman]

Anyway, since when have Englishmen had fur?:grufalo:

Since Bear Grylls left Isle of Wight

[Santiago]

Since Bear Grylls left Isle of Wight

That's wight, I had forgotten!!

[Medman]

That's wight, I had forgotten!!

Ok Yogi ...... :D

[AL JAY]

That's wight, I had forgotten!!

Just bear with me..... :hello:

[Medman]

Just bear with me..... :hello:

Sounds like an advert for a nudist colony ......... :ashamed:

[AL JAY]

Sounds like an advert for a nudist colony ......... :ashamed:


A few of them need ironing..... :bootyshake::wink2:

[Medman]

A few of them need ironing..... :bootyshake::wink2:

Everything decreases in time ..........

[AL JAY]

Everything decreases in time ..........


Row-enta thing i take lightly... :)

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Im off to put my Santa suit on...Merry Christmas everyone *sips Sherry*

[starling]

Merry Christmas everyone. Santa has now done his job and is back home safe and sound for another year. That free's me up now for ten months.

[Medman]

Merry Christmas everyone. Santa has now done his job and is back home safe and sound for another year. That free's me up now for ten months.

We are going to have to put railings round Starlings nest to keep her in.

[starling]

We are going to have to put railings round Starlings nest to keep her in.

Railings?... Railings my man? Do you think railings will keep me in? Maybee! 'till next week while I recover. And then I'm off to Tenerife. Hopefully for a good dose of sunshine.

[Medman]

Railings?... Railings my man? Do you think railings will keep me in? Maybee! 'till next week while I recover. And then I'm off to Tenerife. Hopefully for a good dose of sunshine.

Maybe a hair net might be the answer. Going by your avatar, you don't have one ! :D

[starling]

Maybe a hair net might be the answer. Going by your avatar, you don't have one ! :D
Oh yes I do... But I keep it for special occasions!

[Medman]

Oh yes I do... But I keep it for special occasions!

Ok Ena ......... :lol:

[starling]

Ok Ena ......... :lol:
..... Nora - if you don't mind Meddy.

[Medman]

..... Nora - if you don't mind Meddy.

Sorry, you're driving me Batty ...... :spin:

[starling]

Sorry, you're driving me Batty ...... :spin:

Good! It'll waken you up after all the lazing about over Christmas.... And get you in trim for Hogmany.

[Medman]

Good! It'll waken you up after all the lazing about over Christmas.... And get you in trim for Hogmany.

Sounds like a plan .......*slips into tracksuit*

[starling]

Sounds like a plan .......*slips into tracksuit*

Sure that shouldn't........*slips in tracksuit* ?

[Medman]

Sure that shouldn't........*slips in tracksuit* ?

Stopped wearing slips a while ago ....... :whistle:

[starling]

Stopped wearing slips a while ago ....... :whistle:

Looks like it judging by yer Avatar... :whistle:

[Medman]

Looks like it judging by yer Avatar... :whistle:

"I always like to feel the breeze
Blowing in above ma knees"