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hackney58
09-02-2013, 17:06
Hotpots in Lancashire
Horse meat in lasagna!!
Horse meat in lasagna!!
Genesis in the Bible .........
starling
09-02-2013, 17:13
Genesis in the Bible .........
Tarts in Bakewell
hackney58
09-02-2013, 17:20
Tarts in Bakewell
Tarts in Chapletown
Tarts in Chapletown
Grateful Dead in the mortuary
starling
11-02-2013, 08:00
Grateful Dead in the mortuary
30 Seconds to Mars in the Solar System
30 Seconds to Mars in the Solar System
Pulp in the paper mill
starling
11-02-2013, 18:10
Pulp in the paper mill
The Shadows in the shade
Ecky Thump
11-02-2013, 18:40
The Shadows in the shade
Terrible temper tantrums.
Terrible temper tantrums.
Time you were in the sick mcbay ..... :laugh:
starling
16-02-2013, 21:37
Time you were in the sick mcbay ..... :laugh:
..... Sounds like something fishy going on here!
..... Sounds like something fishy going on here!
This always happens on the net !
starling
17-02-2013, 12:02
This always happens on the net !
Aw! C'mon..... I draw the line at that.
Aw! C'mon..... I draw the line at that.
You always catch me out :ashamed:
starling
17-02-2013, 13:06
You always catch me out :ashamed:
..... And what a catch :spin:
..... And what a catch :spin:
:serenade:"Salmon chanted evening, you may catch a Medman, you may catch a Medman when you cast your net"
starling
17-02-2013, 16:46
:serenade:"Salmon chanted evening, you may catch a Medman, you may catch a Medman when you cast your net"
:singing: I know ... a ... Dark ... Secluded Plaice......a plaice ... where ... no ... one knows ... your ... face ...Fernando's Hideaway....
:singing: I know ... a ... Dark ... Secluded Plaice......a plaice ... where ... no ... one knows ... your ... face ...Fernando's Hideaway....
"Eel ave to go"
starling
17-02-2013, 18:00
"Eel ave to go"
.....'To an Octopuses Garden'
.....'To an Octopuses Garden'
By Ringo Starfish
starling
17-02-2013, 21:17
By Ringo Starfish
... What a load'a codswollap!
By Ringo Starfish
... What a load'a codswollap!
At least give me a fair herring
starling
18-02-2013, 08:06
At least give me a fair herring
Ah! Sole creeper.
Ah! Sole creeper.
I'm a dab hand at that
Santiago
18-02-2013, 23:43
I'm a dab hand at that
What a load of pollocks!
What a load of pollocks!
I'm losing the plaice
Santiago
18-02-2013, 23:53
I'm losing the plaice
Silly old trout ............
Silly old trout ............
For Heaven's hake
Santiago
19-02-2013, 00:01
For Heaven's hake
O Koi, that's enough!
O Koi, that's enough!
I'll have to mullet over first
Santiago
19-02-2013, 16:03
I'll have to mullet over first
I'll just perch here while you do!
I'll just perch here while you do!
Making a rod for my own back here
Santiago
19-02-2013, 22:36
Making a rod for my own back here
Now put that porbeagle down and take him for a walk!
Now put that porbeagle down and take him for a walk!
I sea what you did there
starling
20-02-2013, 11:09
I sea what you did there
Go on then ... Get your skates on.
Go on then ... Get your skates on.
I've haddock with you
starling
20-02-2013, 13:23
I've haddock with you
Careful.... You might pull a muscle!
Careful.... You might pull a muscle!
Think it must be a ray-action to the gym
starling
20-02-2013, 17:50
Think it must be a ray-action to the gym
Mind the Barbels then!
Mind the Barbels then!
Not to mention the roeing machine
Santiago
20-02-2013, 23:50
Not to mention the roeing machine
Use that and you'll have to limpet all the way home!!
Thats' a bit of a shellfish attitude
starling
21-02-2013, 10:46
Thats' a bit of a shellfish attitude
I'll have to have a pike at that.
I'll have to have a pike at that.
I bait we get hooked on this
starling
21-02-2013, 15:40
I bait we get hooked on this
Or get castor way?
Or get castor way?
Between a Rock and a hard Plaice ?
Santiago
21-02-2013, 17:00
Between a Rock and a hard Plaice ?
Gosh, I'd krill for a cuppa just now!
Gosh, I'd krill for a cuppa just now!
I might crab one myself
Santiago
21-02-2013, 17:36
I might crab one myself
Whelk, that was a good one!
Whelk, that was a good one!
Yip, I'm sturgeon ahead
starling
21-02-2013, 18:03
Yip, I'm sturgeon ahead
Hope you have a whale of a time.
Hope you have a whale of a time.
I'll need a bit of schooling first
Santiago
21-02-2013, 22:54
Yip, I'm sturgeon ahead
Did you sea horses on the way?
Did you sea horses on the way?
They were a bit fin on the ground
Santiago
21-02-2013, 23:04
They were a bit fin on the ground
You must have been fed up to the gills!!!
You must have been fed up to the gills!!!
I hake to this but you're right
Santiago
21-02-2013, 23:21
I hake to this but you're right
Don't flounder around, you could get tide up!
Don't flounder around, you could get tide up!
I'm trying to tuna jew's carp
starling
22-02-2013, 09:34
I'm trying to tuna jew's carp
You'll need the scales then.
You'll need the scales then.
Tanks for that
starling
22-02-2013, 11:00
Tanks for that
:crylaughing: Ha ha... That's a gudgeon
Santiago
22-02-2013, 12:29
Tanks for that
Might have to debait that.
Might have to debait that.
I'm not one of your cast offs
Santiago
22-02-2013, 23:12
I'm not one of your cast offs
Okay, so I'll just perch here and have a chat with John Dory!
Okay, so I'll just perch here and have a chat with John Dory!
Why's that Santiago? Nobody want to chat with Mrs Cornwall - well Mrs Dorset is here!
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I know - no fish!
Santiago
22-02-2013, 23:19
Why's that Santiago? Nobody want to chat with Mrs Cornwall - well Mrs Dorset is here!
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I know - no fish!
Hi Sal, you must have plenty of fish - Poole Harbour is huge. Always happy to chat with you either here or on the public channel.
Hi Sal, you must have plenty of fish - Poole Harbour is huge. Always happy to chat with you either here or on the public channel.
Of course - Poole Harbour is second to Sydney Harbour as the world's biggest natural harbour (and that is debatable). Always ready to support Poole - best town in the south!!! Still drying your washing outdoors?
Santiago
22-02-2013, 23:32
Yes, with the sunshine and wind we've had I've done pretty well everything, caravans included! Wind is jolly cold though, I'll be glad when it's Spring.
Yes, with the sunshine and wind we've had I've done pretty well everything, caravans included! Wind is jolly cold though, I'll be glad when it's Spring.
Me too - primroses in flower and cherry tree has lots of buds - please let spring arrive!
Me too - primroses in flower and cherry tree has lots of buds - please let spring arrive!
Zebedee is on his way ..............:spin:
Santiago
25-02-2013, 23:51
Zebedee is on his way ..............:spin:
I always preferred Brian!
I always preferred Brian!
He's the Blocks champion, and for a snail he's pretty smart !!
Santiago
26-02-2013, 23:09
He's the Blocks champion, and for a snail he's pretty smart !!
Dylan was good too, and I loved Ermintrude!!
Dylan was good too, and I loved Ermintrude!!
Dylan was cool man .......... :smoking::guitar1:
starling
27-02-2013, 21:22
Dylan was cool man .......... :smoking::guitar1:
... Can't remember these, guys.... Must have been before my time :whistle:
... Can't remember these, guys.... Must have been before my time :whistle:
Aye, before your bedtime ! :sleeping:
starling
02-03-2013, 21:57
Aye, before your bedtime ! :sleeping:
We are the Ovaltine's little girls and boys.
hackney58
03-03-2013, 18:41
We are the Ovaltine's little girls and boys.
A very popular nightcap in the 30s, I am told
starling
04-03-2013, 11:20
A very popular nightcap in the 30s, I am told
It was probably a pewter tankard of mead in your day eh! :cheeky:
It was probably a pewter tankard of mead in your day eh! :cheeky:
And that was just the chaser
starling
05-03-2013, 09:17
And that was just the chaser
Naaaaah... shot :crazy:
Naaaaah... shot :crazy:
Sorry, I forgot you were a hip chick ! .............. :turkey: :wine:
starling
05-03-2013, 21:58
Sorry, I forgot you were a hip chick ! .............. :turkey: :wine:
Oh yes! I can still strut my stuff :superstar:
Oh yes! I can still strut my stuff :superstar:
Just more of it to strut these day !! :crylaughing: (like the rest of us) ... :D
starling
06-03-2013, 13:54
Just more of it to strut these day !! :crylaughing: (like the rest of us) ... :D
I'll say.......... You come to me ...... Come to me wild and wired. .. :singing:
I'll say.......... You come to me ...... Come to me wild and wired. .. :singing:
"Turner down" the crowd shouted!!
starling
08-03-2013, 09:55
"Turner down" the crowd shouted!!
But 'Proud Mary' ignored them :singing:
But 'Proud Mary' ignored them :singing:
And just kept on rolling ?
starling
08-03-2013, 10:03
And just kept on rolling ?
Down to the River Deep..........
Down to the River Deep..........
Then onto the mountain high ......
starling
08-03-2013, 14:16
Then onto the mountain high ......
..... Then to the Nutbush City Limits
..... Then to the Nutbush City Limits
Beyond the Thunderdome
starling
09-03-2013, 08:14
Beyond the Thunderdome
Then Take me to the River
Then Take me to the River
For a private dance
starling
09-03-2013, 15:04
For a private dance
.......... Tonight
.......... Tonight
No, Early in the morning ..:snooze:
starling
09-03-2013, 19:08
No, Early in the morning ..:snooze:
... Can't wait ...cos I'm Missing You
hackney58
10-03-2013, 16:40
... Can't wait ...cos I'm Missing You
Of cause you are!.......... and not so much of the old
Of cause you are!.......... and not so much of the old
Old what ?
starling
12-03-2013, 09:25
Old what ?
..... I think he's on the wrong thread. Now where we're we ???
..... I think he's on the wrong thread. Now where we're we ???
He skipped his Turner a Tina wee bit .... :twak:
starling
12-03-2013, 09:44
He skipped his Turner and Tina wee bit .... :twak:
And he thinks we're old ???
And he thinks we're old ???
You know what thought did...??...I think ??
starling
12-03-2013, 09:52
You know what thought did...??...I think ??
What.... I can't remember ???
What.... I can't remember ???
I forgot to remember too, I think
starling
12-03-2013, 10:00
I forgot to remember too, I think
By the way... I forgot to thank you for those Alzheimer's jokes you sent me.
By the way... I forgot to thank you for those Alzheimer's jokes you sent me.
I sent you jokes ? Why don't I remember doing that ??????
starling
12-03-2013, 10:11
I sent you jokes ? Why don't I remember doing that ??????
:doh: Alzheimer jokes :whistle:
:doh: Alzheimer jokes :whistle:
Old timer jokes did you say ?
starling
12-03-2013, 10:16
Old timer jokes did you say ?
Now how would I know any of them :laugh:
Now how would I know any of them :laugh:
I thought you wrote them .. :crylaughing:
starling
12-03-2013, 10:45
I thought you wrote them .. :crylaughing:
..... So did I -Didn't I ???
..... So did I -Didn't I ???
You must be joking
starling
12-03-2013, 14:24
You must be joking
..... Jest a minute :laugh:
..... Jest a minute :laugh:
No point in gagging you
starling
12-03-2013, 14:43
No point in gagging you
......Mmmmmmm Handcuffs as well?
......Mmmmmmm Handcuffs as well?
I do like a captive audience ... :devil:
starling
12-03-2013, 14:52
I do like a captive audience ... :devil:
Ahhhh P.C.Plod eh?
Ahhhh P.C.Plod eh?
I'm very rarely PC
starling
12-03-2013, 15:00
I'm very rarely PC
... Semi retired P.C.?
... Semi retired P.C.?
Just help them out when they're busy
starling
12-03-2013, 15:05
Just help them out when they're busy
I'll bet they appreciate that!
I'll bet they appreciate that!
Every little helps .. :)
starling
12-03-2013, 15:25
Every little helps .. :)
Will that be all Mr Tesco?
Will that be all Mr Tesco?
It Asda been said
starling
12-03-2013, 16:19
It Asda been said
aldicide on that one later
aldicide on that one later
The lidl have to be put on this soon
starling
12-03-2013, 22:32
The lidl have to be put on this soon
Have you any morrisons?
Have you any morrisons?
For that you will have to Wait Rose
hackney58
13-03-2013, 16:58
For that you will have to Wait Rose
Dewhurst would know.......................
Dewhurst would know.......................
They will know the Safeway to do it
starling
14-03-2013, 07:19
They will know the Safeway to do it
So you'd better Co-op erate.
So you'd better Co-op erate.
I'm not Budgen on this one
starling
14-03-2013, 14:50
I'm not Budgen on this one
..... And remain a Happy Shopper.
..... And remain a Happy Shopper.
That will be a-Mace-ing
starling
18-03-2013, 16:29
That will be a-Mace-ing
Aldi ny it
Aldi ny it
That's Sparticularly deceitful
starling
25-03-2013, 20:20
That's Sparticularly deceitful
Well, I have to be a Cost Cutter then!
Well, I have to be a Cost Cutter then!
Hey Presto ! that's magic !
starling
26-03-2013, 12:06
Hey Presto ! that's magic !
OMG ... You sound like Paul Daniels now!
OMG ... You sound like Paul Daniels now!
Only a good bit taller and poorer !
starling
26-03-2013, 16:50
Only a good bit taller and poorer !
Well, nobody can be any smaller... Surely.
Well, nobody can be any smaller... Surely.
Not a lot ! .......... :lol:
starling
26-03-2013, 17:03
Not a lot ! .......... :lol:
......... But like it :eyebrows:
......... But like it :eyebrows:
Debbie seems to !! "Tell me Debbie, what attracted you to this short, baldy, ugly millionaire ? "
starling
27-03-2013, 21:07
Debbie seems to !! "Tell me Debbie, what attracted you to this short, baldy, ugly millionaire ? "
....... Well Medman, My guide dog took him!
....... Well Medman, My guide dog took him!
Must have good eyesight to spot him
starling
29-03-2013, 21:07
Must have good eyesight to spot him
He is, he can even spot Dalmations.
He is, he can even spot Dalmations.
But can he catch a retriever ?
starling
01-04-2013, 13:16
But can he catch a retriever ?
Yes, and round up Collies
Yes, and round up Collies
While eating a sausage dog ?
starling
01-04-2013, 13:26
While eating a sausage dog ?
..... And a hot dog
..... And a hot dog
enjoying a noodle with a poodle
starling
01-04-2013, 13:29
enjoying a noodle with a poodle
And an Orgy with a Corgi
And an Orgy with a Corgi
That would be fab with a lab
starling
01-04-2013, 13:32
That would be fab with a lab
..... Even better with a Setter!
..... Even better with a Setter!
A revelation with an alsatian
starling
01-04-2013, 13:41
A revelation with an alsatian
And go all the hog ..... With a Bulldog
And go all the hog ..... With a Bulldog
then detox 'er with a boxer
starling
01-04-2013, 13:44
then detox 'er with a boxer
And knock spots of the nation with a Dalmation
And knock spots of the nation with a Dalmation
while not a sound from the hound
starling
01-04-2013, 13:51
while not a sound from the hound
A Bichon Frise could be the Bees Knees
A Bichon Frise could be the Bees Knees
add a bit of glitz with a Finnish Spitz
starling
01-04-2013, 13:55
add a bit of glitz with a Finnish Spitz
Could go with a bang ... If with an Afghan.
Could go with a bang ... If with an Afghan.
That could be a pain with a Great Dane
starling
01-04-2013, 14:00
That could be a pain with a Great Dane
Would it be legal with a Beagle?
Would it be legal with a Beagle?
Certainly a tussle with a Jack Russell
starling
01-04-2013, 14:06
Certainly a tussle with a Jack Russell
Look what you could do with a Shih Tsu
Look what you could do with a Shih Tsu
make it give the Pug a hug
starling
01-04-2013, 14:11
make it give the Pug a hug
It'd be just a snippet with a whippet
It'd be just a snippet with a whippet
And a bit of nooky with a Saluki
starling
01-04-2013, 14:20
And a bit of nooky with a Saluki
And what a shocker with a Cocker
And what a shocker with a Cocker
That would be jolly said the Collie
starling
01-04-2013, 19:32
That would be jolly said the Collie
Perhaps a clincher with the Pinscher
Perhaps a clincher with the Pinscher
Canny fail with an Airedale
starling
01-04-2013, 21:22
Canny fail with an Airedale
Could be a bit of a tussle with a Jack Russell
Could be a bit of a tussle with a Jack Russell
We've done that one ......... so I've taken the lead :D .......:doggy2:
starling
04-04-2013, 07:30
We've done that one ......... so I've taken the lead :D .......:doggy2:
Go on then ..... Fetch :doggy:
Go on then ..... Fetch :doggy:
It's just that I like to "winalot" of games ..:D
starling
04-04-2013, 12:24
It's just that I like to "winalot" of games ..:D
Tell us where you've buried your bone :eyebrows:
Tell us where you've buried your bone :eyebrows:
I have a lot of hidey holes ...... :hole::hole::hole::hole::hole:
starling
04-04-2013, 20:00
I have a lot of hidey holes ...... :hole::hole::hole::hole::hole:
Which one ar e you hiding in?
Which one ar e you hiding in?
The one with the bar ....... :drunk2:
starling
04-04-2013, 20:05
The one with the bar ....... :drunk2:
So this will be the next one ... :snooze:
So this will be the next one ... :snooze:
Coming to a kennel near you
starling
04-04-2013, 20:21
Coming to a kennel near you
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
I'm just feeling a bit ruff
starling
06-04-2013, 06:59
I'm just feeling a bit ruff
..... Or barking mad
..... Or barking mad
Do dirty dogs go humaning ?
onelegnofeet
08-04-2013, 21:02
Only when they arnt trying to hump my legs ,i now have 4 to choose from !!!
starling
10-04-2013, 06:39
Only when they arnt trying to hump my legs ,i now have 4 to choose from !!!
Well, we can no longer tell you to 'op it then.
Hi oneleg, nice to see you on here again :hello:
starling
24-04-2013, 06:47
Did anyone see the meteor shower the other night?
Did anyone see the meteor shower the other night?
No, mine is a Triton shower ...........:shower:
Santiago
24-04-2013, 11:04
No, mine is a Triton shower ...........:shower:
Mine's an Aqualisa power shower - posh, eh? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/singing-in-shower.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html)
Mine's an Aqualisa power shower - posh, eh? http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/singing-in-shower.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html)
Not as posh as that smiley !
starling
24-04-2013, 13:21
Not as posh as that smiley !
Mine's a rain shower :rain:
Mine's a rain shower :rain:
We have that on tap
Santiago
24-04-2013, 15:47
We have that on tap
Ah, butt is it fresh?
Ah, butt is it fresh?
As a well watered daisy (your avatar)
starling
25-04-2013, 19:52
As a well watered daisy (your avatar)
Ahhhhh! How sweet :v3::laugh:
Ahhhhh! How sweet :v3::laugh:
I know, I just can't help myself at times.........:tongue:
starling
26-04-2013, 07:12
I know, I just can't help myself at times.........:tongue:
Well, there is a place where you can have treatment ???
Well, there is a place where you can have treatment ???
I'm on the waiting list ... :crazy:
starling
26-04-2013, 12:42
I'm on the waiting list ... :crazy:
So am I...see you there :spin:
So am I...see you there :spin:
That will be one CARAZY party :stupid:
Santiago
27-04-2013, 21:05
You will probably see my cousin in there - she is known as well watered Daisy!!
You will probably see my cousin in there - she is known as well watered Daisy!!
I will pull her chain
Santiago
28-04-2013, 15:02
I will pull her chain
And she will give her answer http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s4677.gif (http://www.tiptopglobe.com/free-smiles-smileys-emoticons-blog-forum-email)
And she will give her answer http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s4677.gif (http://www.tiptopglobe.com/free-smiles-smileys-emoticons-blog-forum-email)
Suppose that's called a chain reaction ? :idea:
Santiago
28-04-2013, 17:57
Suppose that's called a chain reaction ? :idea:
That was really good - bet you are flushed with success!
That was really good - bet you are flushed with success!
Time for a roll call
Santiago
28-04-2013, 22:04
Time for a roll call
But what have you done with the ball c o c k?
But what have you done with the ball c o c k?
I think I'm going insanitary :spin:
Santiago
28-04-2013, 22:15
I think I'm going insanitary :spin:
Just a wee bit!!
Sunlover
28-04-2013, 22:22
If it's yellow let it mellow!
If it's yellow let it mellow!
If it's green it's obscene
starling
29-04-2013, 20:43
If it's green it's obscene
If it's blue there's not much you can do!
If it's blue there's not much you can do!
If it's brown then you better sit down
Santiago
29-04-2013, 22:15
If it's brown then you better sit down
If it's red, then it's all been said!
starling
30-04-2013, 06:10
If it's red, then it's all been said!
If it's grey, there's not much to say.
If it's grey, there's not much to say.
If it's white, you're in for a fright
starling
30-04-2013, 12:53
If it's white, you're in for a fright
What if it's pink and makes a stink?
What if it's pink and makes a stink?
Only if it's shocking then folk will start talking
Santiago
30-04-2013, 14:51
Only if it's shocking then folk will start talking
If it's plum, then you're dumb!
If it's plum, then you're dumb!
If it's black, there's no going back
starling
30-04-2013, 18:33
If it's black, there's no going back
If it's red... Well, you're dead.
If it's red... Well, you're dead.
It it's fawn, you'll soon be gone
starling
30-04-2013, 19:17
It it's fawn, you'll soon be gone
If it's maroon your times up soon.
If it's maroon your times up soon.
If it's lime, then it's your time
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 21:48
If it's lime, then it's your timeIf it is yellow.........throw up on your pillow!!
If it is yellow.........throw up on your pillow!!
If it's buff, then you've had enough
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:07
If it's buff, then you've had enough
If you have had enough.....it is time to give it up!!!!!!!
If you have had enough.....it is time to give it up!!!!!!! Ok, so rhyming isn't your strong point ! :D
If it's cream, start to scream
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:17
Ok, so rhyming isn't your strong point ! :D
If it's cream, start to scream
On the contrary.......I am quite contraaaaaaaaary!!!
On the contrary.......I am quite contraaaaaaaaary!!!
Oh God, it gets worse
If it's tan, flush the pan
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:31
Oh God, it gets worse
If it's tan, flush the panIf it's green........stretch and lean..........
If it's green........stretch and lean.......... getting the hang of it now !
If that's lincoln, I bet it's stinkin'
Santiago
30-04-2013, 22:37
If it's green........stretch and lean.......... getting the hang of it now !
If that's lincoln, I bet it's stinkin'
If you're crying, then it's cyan
[QUOTE=Medman;283412]
If you're crying, then it's cyan
If it's gold, you'll get it sold
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:39
[QUOTE=Medman;283412]
If you're crying, then it's cyanto get a jolt.....slide the bolt.......
[QUOTE=Santiago;283420]to get a jolt.....slide the bolt.......
If you're TenerifeFanatic, then you're bloody eratic ......:spin::crazy:
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:50
[QUOTE=TenerifeFanatic;283424]
If you're TenerifeFanatic, then you're bloody eratic ......:spin::crazy:
If your expression's deadpan......then you 're not thinkin' Medman!!!
Santiago
30-04-2013, 22:51
[QUOTE=TenerifeFanatic;283424]
If you're TenerifeFanatic, then you're bloody eratic ......:spin::crazy:
If it's amber, you can do the samba or the mamba, by caramba
[QUOTE=Medman;283427]
If it's amber, you can do the samba or the mamba, by caramba
If it's jade, you're beginning to fade
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 22:53
[QUOTE=Santiago;283434]
If it's jade, you're beginning to fadeIf you're in Ayrshire are you pear shaped?
Santiago
30-04-2013, 22:54
[QUOTE=Santiago;283434]
If it's jade, you're beginning to fade
If it's bronze, get out your long johns
[QUOTE=Medman;283436]If you're in Ayrshire rare you pear shaped?
I didn't know east Neuk of Fife had their own language ......:D
If you're in Fife, then blame the wife
Ecky Thump
30-04-2013, 22:59
[QUOTE=TenerifeFanatic;283438]
I didn't know east Neuk of Fife had their own language ......:D
If you're in Fife, then blame the wife
In Arran, all the women are barren.
TenerifeFanatic
30-04-2013, 23:01
[QUOTE=TenerifeFanatic;283438]
I didn't know east Neuk of Fife had their own language ......:D
If you're in Fife, then blame the wifeWhen on "The Reef " ...pile on the beef!
Ecky Thump
30-04-2013, 23:04
[QUOTE=Medman;283442]When on "The Reef " ...pile on the beef!
The girls in Auchteradar try harder!
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