Who will have the last word?

[TenerifeFanatic]

[QUOTE=TenerifeFanatic;283451]

The girls in Auchteradar try harder!The girls in Anster........never hender!!

[Ecky Thump]

[QUOTE=Ecky Thump;283457]The girls in Anster........never hender!!

The girls from Largs are all large.

[Medman]

The girls from Killie like the water :whistle:

[TenerifeFanatic]

The girls from Killie like the water :whistle:
The boys from Ayr are always sair!

[Medman]

The boys from Ayr are always sair!

The girls from the Neuk always take a look

[TenerifeFanatic]

The girls from the Neuk always take a look
They may look and ponder......for a second longer!

[Ecky Thump]

The boys from Bervie have all got Scurvy.

[Medman]

They may look and ponder......for a second longer!

If it's nice, then they'll look twice

[TenerifeFanatic]

If it's nice, then they'll look twiceIn Aberdeen....there's no sunscreen!

[Medman]

In Aberdeen....there's no sunscreen!

The women in Nairn are no even carin'

[TenerifeFanatic]

The women in Nairn are no even carin'The girls in Bristol.....always carry a pistol!

[Medman]

The girls in Bristol.....always carry a pistol!

The girls from Poole, don't as a rule

[TenerifeFanatic]

The girls from Poole, don't as a ruleThe girls fae Pittenweem .......are the crop o' the cream!

[Medman]

The girls fae Pittenweem .......are the crop o' the cream!

The girls from Brighton, leave the light on

[TenerifeFanatic]

The girls from Brighton, leave the light onStreet lights quite not up to the mark....tend to leave people deep in the dark!

[Medman]

Street lights quite not up to the mark....tend to leave people deep in the dark!

The girls from Tralee, don't want to see

[TenerifeFanatic]

The girls from Tralee, don't want to seeThe men on Skye....are partial to pie!

[Medman]

The men on Skye....are partial to pie!

The men from Shotts, prefer their hot pots

[TenerifeFanatic]

The men from Shotts, prefer their hot potsMight have to cut loose....as computer's low on juice!

[Medman]

Might have to cut loose....as computer's low on juice!

So that's us done, well it's been fun ....... :sleeping:

[TenerifeFanatic]

So that's us done, well it's been fun ....... :sleeping:Coming low on descent....now at seven percent!

[Medman]

Coming low on descent....now at seven percent!

Until you enlarge, better give it a charge

[starling]

Until you enlarge, better give it a charge

Bye bye mm see you in a few weeks :wave:

[Ecky Thump]

Bye bye mm see you in a few weeks :wave:


Are you off then!!

[starling]

Are you off then!!

Yep...tomorrow, sithee in a few weeks :wave:

[Medman]

Bye bye mm see you in a few weeks :wave:

Ma wee burd flying south for the SUMMER !! ??

[starling]

Ma wee burd flying south for the SUMMER !! ??

Nae mm ... Not flying this time ... :boat1:

[Medman]

Nae mm ... Not flying this time ... :boat1:

Giving your wings a rest. Have a good time at the sales...... :wave:

[starling]

Giving your wings a rest. Have a good time at the sales...... :wave:

Will do... Leaving for Southampton now :blowkiss:

[Ecky Thump]

Will do... Leaving for Southampton now :blowkiss:

I once met a young lady in Southampton....well she looked like a lady, until the word money was mentioned!!:D

[Medman]

Will do... Leaving for Southampton now :blowkiss:

Don't forget your deck shoes and your bellbottoms........ :sailor:

[Ecky Thump]

I once met a young lady in Southampton....well she looked like a lady, until the word money was mentioned!!:D


Don't forget your deck shoes and your bellbottoms........ :sailor:

The young lady's speciality was removing bellbottoms!;)

[Medman]

The young lady's speciality was removing bellbottoms!;)

Ah, the Southampton Seamstress !

[Ecky Thump]

Ah, the Southampton Seamstress !

Well maybe a Mistress!

[Medman]

Well maybe a Mistress!

She had to take them off to take them in .... :tongue:

[starling]

She had to take them off to take them in .... :tongue:

...... Or in your case let them out :whistle:

[Medman]

...... Or in your case let them out :whistle:

Watch it matey .......... welcome back to shore SL .. :wave:

[starling]

Watch it matey .......... welcome back to shore SL .. :wave:
Hi MM... It's Good to be back, weather was awful, seas were rough and I got Bronchitis, so abandoned the boat in Portugal and got flights from Lisbon. Can't beat your own bed when you're ill can you.

[Medman]

Hi MM... It's Good to be back, weather was awful, seas were rough and I got Bronchitis, so abandoned the boat in Portugal and got flights from Lisbon. Can't beat your own bed when you're ill can you.

Sorry to hear that Starling. Hope you're back to normal (????) soon. Certainly not missed any good weather here. So when's your next holiday ?

[starling]

Sorry to hear that Starling. Hope you're back to normal (????) soon. Certainly not missed any good weather here. So when's your next holiday ?

Thanks Medman, hoping to get to Tenerife soon, but got a lot of family illnesses on at the moment. I don't reckon much to this getting old .... But as hubby says - it beats the alternative!

When are you going down?

[Medman]

Thanks Medman, hoping to get to Tenerife soon, but got a lot of family illnesses on at the moment. I don't reckon much to this getting old .... But as hubby says - it beats the alternative!

When are you going down?

Aye, better moaning than dead, I suppose. Probably not going to make it till later on in the year. My wife has gone off flying so got to work on her !! Could always go myself :idea:

[starling]

Aye, better moaning than dead, I suppose. Probably not going to make it till later on in the year. My wife has gone off flying so got to work on her !! Could always go myself :idea:
I have to sympathise with your wife re flying - It does make your arms ache!
Trouble is, there's no other easy way to get there is there?

[Medman]

I have to sympathise with your wife re flying - It does make your arms ache!
Trouble is, there's no other easy way to get there is there?

No, British Rail not quire "getting there" yet.

[starling]

No, British Rail not quire "getting there" yet.

Unless Branston brings out a sky train, woooowooo!

[Medman]

Unless Branston brings out a sky train, woooowooo!

That would put Ryanair in pickle !

[starling]

That would put Ryanair in pickle !

......Or Fly B...ranston

[Medman]

......Or Fly B...ranston

There's a few fly Bs going about :crazy:

[starling]

There's a few fly Bs going about :crazy:

Especially flying over Switzerland where they called FritzB's

[Medman]

Especially flying over Switzerland where they called FritzB's

Or the X Factor wanna bees

[starling]

Or the X Factor wanna bees

Or the work-shy lazy B's

[Medman]

Or the work-shy lazy B's

Or the famous bees from the village of Efin

[starling]

Or the famous bees from the village of Efin

...... they're definitely not the bees knees.

[Medman]

...... they're definitely not the bees knees.

Or the crows nose

[Santiago]

Or the crows nose

Or the rooks books

[Medman]

Or the rooks books

Not even the eagles beagles

[Santiago]

Not even the eagles beagles

Or the robins bobbins

[Medman]

Or the robins bobbins

Maybe the starlings darlings

[Santiago]

Maybe the starlings darlings

Possibly the rats hats

[Medman]

Possibly the rats hats

perhaps the swifts gifts ............ I thought we were doing birds ? :crazy:

[starling]

perhaps the swifts gifts ............ I thought we were doing birds ? :crazy:

...... The tits bits

[Medman]

...... The tits bits

The wrens pens ........

[starling]

The wrens pens ........

And Hen Huts.........

[Santiago]

...... The tits bits

While the swallows wallow ........... sorry, I had a hard day and was running out of steam!!!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sleep/sleeping-in-class.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html)

[Medman]

While the swallows wallow ........... sorry, I had a hard day and was running out of steam!!!! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sleep/sleeping-in-class.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html)

And the doves love

[starling]

And the doves love

And the ducks flock :whistle:

[Santiago]

And the ducks flock :whistle:

Who's pickin' the chicken?

[TenerifeFanatic]

Who's pickin' the chicken?

it's a murky turkey.........

[Santiago]

it's a murky turkey.........

To shift a swift ......................

[TenerifeFanatic]

To shift a swift ......................

let's turquoise a porpoise..........

[Medman]

let's turquoise a porpoise..........

Can anyone park a shark ?

[starling]

Can anyone park a shark ?

The hawks are dorks

[Medman]

The hawks are dorks

The rooks are crooks

[starling]

The rooks are crooks

And the Robins are Bobbin'

[Sal]

And the Robins are Bobbin'

...........and the tits are twits.............

[starling]

...........and the tits are twits.............

The Jays are in a daze

[Sal]

The Jays are in a daze

The starlings are darlings.................

[starling]

The starlings are darlings.................

And the Coots are Cahoot!

[Sal]

And the Coots are Cahoot!

And the ducks are swimming! :nono:

[starling]

And the ducks are swimming! :nono:

While the pheasants are pleasant.

[Santiago]

While the pheasants are pleasant.

And the owl will scowl .......

[Sal]

And the owl will scowl .......

And the stag will (****) rut!

[Medman]

And the stag will (****) rut!

And the doe will go

[starling]

And the doe will go

The pony will get horny

[Medman]

The pony will get horny

The pig will jig

[TenerifeFanatic]

The pig will jig

An' who likes the feel of an eel?

[Santiago]

An' who likes the feel of an eel?

All hail - the whale. What happened to the birds?

[Medman]

All hail - the whale. What happened to the birds?

The doo just flew

[Santiago]

The doo just flew

Was the eagle legal?

[TenerifeFanatic]

Was the eagle legal?

the seagull resembled a beagle.....

[Medman]

the seagull resembled a beagle.....

And the hawk was all talk

[starling]

And the hawk was all talk

The Tern did a turn........

[Medman]

The Tern did a turn........

And the elk ate a whelk

[Santiago]

And the hawk was all talk

The peregrine was on benzedrine

[Jumpinjax]

The peregrine was on benzedrine



The Ptarmigan loved Michigan

[Medman]

The Ptarmigan loved Michigan

The grouse chased the mouse

[starling]

The grouse chased the mouse

So the rat bit back

[Medman]

So the rat bit back

And the hen did it again

[Jumpinjax]

And the hen did it again

The chick did it quick

[Medman]

The chick did it quick

And the chicken started lickin

[Jumpinjax]

And the chicken started lickin

The duck covered in muck

[Medman]

The duck covered in muck

And the dove fell in love

[Jumpinjax]

And the dove fell in love

With a sparrow from Harrow

[Medman]

With a sparrow from Harrow

and a hawk from Haydock

[Jumpinjax]

and a hawk from Haydock

with a Dunnock from Durnoch

[Medman]

with a Dunnock from Durnoch

A gull from Hull

[Jumpinjax]

A gull from Hull

With a Plover from Dover

[Medman]

With a Plover from Dover

An albatross from Kinross

[Jumpinjax]

An albatross from Kinross

A Redbill from Redhill

[Medman]

A Redbill from Redhill

Just a raven from Whitehaven

[Santiago]

The duck covered in muck

And the Llama was a charmer

[starling]

And the Llama was a charmer

Then the Peewee did a wee wee :shy:

[Medman]

Then the Peewee did a wee wee :shy:

Accompanied by a lark from Hyde Park

[Jumpinjax]

Accompanied by a lark from Hyde Park

The Snipe hid in a pipe

[Medman]

The Snipe hid in a pipe

From the crow in Truro

[Jumpinjax]

From the crow in Truro


With the Raven from Milford Haven

[Medman]

With the Raven from Milford Haven

And the thrush from Portrush

[Jumpinjax]

And the thrush from Portrush

Sang with the Nightingale from Skelmersdale

[Medman]

Sang with the Nightingale from Skelmersdale

Backed by the magpie from Skye

[Jumpinjax]

Backed by the magpie from Skye

And the Jay from Dounrey

[Medman]

And the Jay from Dounrey

Also the parakeet from Longleat

[Jumpinjax]

Also the parakeet from Longleat

Died with the Dodo from Soho

[starling]

Died with the Dodo from Soho

And the Peewee did a weewee :cry:

[Medman]

And the Peewee did a weewee :cry:

Over the nightjar from Redcar

[starling]

Over the nightjar from Redcar

The Bunting started grunting

[Santiago]

The Bunting started grunting

And the jay said "hooray"!

[Medman]

And the jay said "hooray"!

To the two quails from Wales

[Jumpinjax]

To the two quails from Wales

who were with the Puffin from Ruthin

[Medman]

who were with the Puffin from Ruthin

Going to visit the cuckoo from Waterloo

[Jumpinjax]

Going to visit the cuckoo from Waterloo

And the wren in Big Ben

[Medman]

And the wren in Big Ben

Chasing the hornbill to Redhill

[starling]

Chasing the hornbill to Redhill

And the Magpies did High Fives.

[Santiago]

And the Magpies did High Fives.

And you could have a diver for a fiver

[Medman]

And you could have a diver for a fiver

From the teal in Deal

[Jumpinjax]

From the teal in Deal

And the Cormerant wanted a moment

[Medman]

And the Cormerant wanted a moment

With the jay from Torbay

[starling]

With the jay from Torbay

The Cockateil had a Cockatoo!

[Medman]

The Cockateil had a Cockatoo!

I suppose the parrot had a carrot ?

[Santiago]

I suppose the parrot had a carrot ?

The stork pulled the cork

[Medman]

The stork pulled the cork

And the flamingo went to the bingo

[TenerifeFanatic]

And the flamingo went to the bingo

The vulture was full of culture.......

[starling]

The vulture was full of culture.......

The Mynah just laughed

[Medman]

The Mynah just laughed

And the raven flew to Whitehaven

[starling]

And the raven flew to Whitehaven

The Jackdaw got Lockjaw

[Medman]

The Jackdaw got Lockjaw

And the budgie went to the cludgie (loo)

[Jumpinjax]

And the budgie went to the cludgie (loo)

And the Thrush did flush

[starling]

And the Thrush did flush

The Flamingo did the Fandango

[Medman]

The Flamingo did the Fandango

Coz the pheasant smelt unpleasant

[starling]

Coz the pheasant smelt unpleasant

And the Teal did the Reel.

[Medman]

And the Teal did the Reel.

To the carp on the harp

[starling]

To the carp on the harp

And the Sandpiper fancied a Bagpiper.

[Santiago]

And the Sandpiper fancied a Bagpiper.

And the grouse bought a house

[Medman]

And the grouse bought a house

And the robin started sobbin

[starling]

And the robin started sobbin

And the Drake cried 'For Heaven's Sake.'

[Medman]

And the Drake cried 'For Heaven's Sake.'

Coz the kite picked a fight

[Santiago]

Coz the kite picked a fight

And the albatross sipped some calvados

[Medman]

And the albatross sipped some calvados

that the swift brought as a gift

[starling]

that the swift brought as a gift

So the Lark flew off to the park.

[Medman]

So the Lark flew off to the park.

After the swan had gone

[Jumpinjax]

After the swan had gone

And the Swallow did follow

[starling]

And the Swallow did follow

And the Shag had a Sh...FAG :wow:

[Medman]

And the Shag had a Sh...FAG :wow:

And the finch was happy with an inch

[starling]

And the finch was happy with an inch

So the Plover came right over.

[Medman]

So the Plover came right over.

and said to the starling, "I'll be your darling"

[starling]

and said to the starling, "I'll be your darling"

And Starling said ..... Get Stuffed.

[Santiago]

And the Shag had a Sh...FAG :wow:

While the coot played his flute

[Medman]

While the coot played his flute

to the raven who was shaven

[starling]

to the raven who was shaven

And the Owl who gave a scowl.

[Medman]

And the Owl who gave a scowl.

and the sparrow sat on the barrow

[starling]

and the sparrow sat on the barrow

........... When the Wren chased a hen

[Medman]

........... When the Wren chased a hen

the oyster catcher coudn't match 'er

[starling]

the oyster catcher coudn't match 'er

And the Chuff couldn't give a huff!

[Medman]

And the Chuff couldn't give a huff!

so the condor gave her what for

[starling]

so the condor gave her what for

So the Moorhen went back to the moor again.

[Santiago]

So the Moorhen went back to the moor again.

And the bustard gets the mustard

[Medman]

And the bustard gets the mustard

and the cockateel copped a feel

[Santiago]

and the cockateel copped a feel

And the ostrich came from Ipswich

[starling]

And the ostrich came from Ipswich

But the Grebe disagreed

[Jumpinjax]

But the Grebe disagreed

The Coot didn't give a hoot

[starling]

The Coot didn't give a hoot

The Canary was quite contrary.

[Jumpinjax]

The Canary was quite contrary.

And the Owl had a scowl

[starling]

And the Owl had a scowl

And the Jay called it a day!

[Medman]

And the Jay called it a day!

And the grouse stayed in the house

[Jumpinjax]

And the grouse stayed in the house

Where the Puffin ate a muffin

[Medman]

Where the Puffin ate a muffin

and the screamer had a beamer

[starling]

and the screamer had a beamer

The Parakeet sat on his seat

[Medman]

The Parakeet sat on his seat

and the pardalote sat in his boat

[Jumpinjax]

and the pardalote sat in his boat

with the Tern at the stern

[Medman]

with the Tern at the stern

and the gull at the hull

[Jumpinjax]

and the gull at the hull

The plover was a rover...................:stpaddy:

[Medman]

The plover was a rover...................:stpaddy:

and the noddy liked his body

[starling]

and the noddy liked his body

The Guinea Fowl gave such a howl.

[warbey]

What a vocabulary....

[Santiago]

What a vocabulary....

Did the flamingo go and play bingo?

[Medman]

Did the flamingo go and play bingo?

where the tit would knit

[Santiago]

where the tit would knit

At the bird table the wigeon told the pigeon, "Just a smidgen, please!"

[Medman]

At the bird table the wigeon told the pigeon, "Just a smidgen, please!"

So the stork used a fork

[Santiago]

So the stork used a fork

While the petrel munched a pretzel

[Medman]

While the petrel munched a pretzel


And the bunting went hunting

[Santiago]

And the bunting went hunting

And the swan ate a scone ....... with jam and cream, of course!

[starling]

And the swan ate a scone ....... with jam and cream, of course!

And the Heron sang Eva Perron

[Santiago]

And the Heron sang Eva Perron

While Dale quailed at the quail

[Medman]

While Dale quailed at the quail

Then the lapwing began to sing

[Jumpinjax]

Then the lapwing began to sing

The Peewit was an idiot.............

[Santiago]

The Peewit was an idiot.............

And the gannet perched on granite

[Medman]

And the gannet perched on granite

While the shag had a fag

[Santiago]

While the shag had a fag

Accompanied on his ukelele by the capercaillie

[starling]

Accompanied on his ukelele by the capercaillie

The Snipe thought it a load of tripe.

[Santiago]

The Snipe thought it a load of tripe.

And the wren took it all down with her pen

[Medman]

And the wren took it all down with her pen

And the canary sent it to Mary

[starling]

And the canary sent it to Mary

So the Sparrow flew off to Jarrow.

[Santiago]

So the Sparrow flew off to Jarrow.

While the puffin ate his muffin

[Medman]

While the puffin ate his muffin

And the hawk ate some rock

[starling]

And the hawk ate some rock

And the Guilemot flew off the roof top

[Medman]

And the Guilemot flew off the roof top

And the kite said "what a flight"

[Su1]

And the kite said "what a flight"

As he sat munching his prey

[Santiago]

As he sat munching his prey

But the falcon sat with balcon

[Medman]

But the falcon sat with balcon

and the parrot ate a carrot

[starling]

and the parrot ate a carrot

And the Crane flew by plane

[Medman]

And the Crane flew by plane

while the stilt wore a kilt

[Santiago]

while the stilt wore a kilt

And the goose played fast and loose

[Medman]

And the goose played fast and loose

So the martin started ..... passing wind .. :D

[Santiago]

So the martin started ..... passing wind .. :D

And the swift needed a lift

[Medman]

And the swift needed a lift

While the larch built an arch

[Santiago]

While the larch built an arch

Which left the robin sobbin'

[Medman]

Which left the robin sobbin'

and the snipe the tears did wipe

[Santiago]

and the snipe the tears did wipe

Then the sparrow ate a marrow

[Medman]

Then the sparrow ate a marrow

while the harrier jumped the barrier

[Santiago]

while the harrier jumped the barrier

And the jay shouted "Wey Hey"!

[Medman]

And the jay shouted "Wey Hey"!

and the jackdaw went on the see-saw

[Santiago]

and the jackdaw went on the see-saw

With the parrots eating carrots

[Medman]

With the parrots eating carrots

and the drake took a break

[Santiago]

and the drake took a break

While the kite had a fight

[Medman]

While the kite had a fight

and the nightingale went for an evenin sail

[starling]

and the nightingale went for an evenin sail

And the Guillemot said - You silly twot.

[Medman]

And the Guillemot said - You silly twot.

which made the albatross very cross

[starling]

which made the albatross very cross

.....And the Gannet raid the larder

[Jumpinjax]

.....And the Gannet raid the larder

the Partridge opened the fridge

[Medman]

the Partridge opened the fridge

but the duck didn't give a monkeys

[starling]

but the duck didn't give a monkeys

....and the monkey chewed tobacco on the street-car line.

[Medman]

....and the monkey chewed tobacco on the street-car line.

And the Starling came home to roost ...... Hiya SL, where have you been ?

[starling]

And the Starling came home to roost ...... Hiya SL, where have you been ?

On a wing and a prayer.......I've been poorly MM, but I'm okay ish now.

[Medman]

On a wing and a prayer.......I've been poorly MM, but I'm okay ish now.

Sorry to hear that my little game bird. Hope you are hopping about as usual very soon. :tiphat:

[starling]

Sorry to hear that my little game bird. Hope you are hopping about as usual very soon. :tiphat:

Thank you MM :hug: I'm getting there. Are you going to Tenerife soon?

[Medman]

Thank you MM :hug: I'm getting there. Are you going to Tenerife soon?

Probably going to be October (our anniversary) if I can get my wife to agree to it !! :shy:

[starling]

Probably going to be October (our anniversary) if I can get my wife to agree to it !! :shy:

Why on earth wouldn't she agree to it? Best time of the year.

[Medman]

Why on earth wouldn't she agree to it? Best time of the year.

I don't think she likes me .......... :D

[starling]

I don't think she likes me .......... :D

......Never mind, every one else does :spin:

[Santiago]

......Never mind, every one else does :spin:

We-e-e-e-ll, may be not everyone!

[Medman]

We-e-e-e-ll, may be not everyone!

So you've met the Mother in Law ? .........:raspberry2:

[starling]

So you've met the Mother in Law ? .........:raspberry2:

Awwwww come on MM, you wouldn't have your darling wife if it hadn't been for her.