Who will have the last word?

[Medman]

Awwwww come on MM, you wouldn't have your darling wife if it hadn't been for her.

True, true. You'll have me crying in a minute, overcome with emulsion......... :crying2:

[Ecky Thump]

True, true. You'll have me crying in a minute, overcome with emulsion......... :crying2:

Your wife says that you are a messy painter!:raspberry2:

[Medman]

Your wife says that you are a messy painter!:raspberry2:

Aye, on purpose, so she will do it ... :D

[starling]

Aye, on purpose, so she will do it ... :D

.....Can't excel at everything MM. :idea:

[Medman]

.....Can't excel at everything MM. :idea:

True SL. I'm more of a paper man really

[Santiago]

True SL. I'm more of a paper man really

Oh yes. You read it while the little woman works!

[Medman]

Oh yes. You read it while the little woman works!

And hold up the score cards ... :D

[starling]

and hold up the score cards ... :d

2... 4 ....6....8 .....who do we appreciate

[Medman]

2... 4 ....6....8 .....who do we appreciate

C..E..R..V..E..Z..A............beer !! :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:.. .....

[starling]

C..E..R..V..E..Z..A............beer !! :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:.. .....

..... I'll drink to that. :drunks2::drunks2::cheers2::cheers2:

[Medman]

..... I'll drink to that. :drunks2::drunks2::cheers2::cheers2:

If you're like me, you will drink to most things .. :D

[Bobby]

If you're like me, you will drink to most things .. :D

Providing it cost no more than one euro!

[Medman]

Providing it cost no more than one euro!

I hate to have paid too much for a hangover ....... :confused:

[starling]

I hate to have paid too much for a hangover ....... :confused:

Great movie...Have you seen Hangover 2?

[Medman]

Great movie...Have you seen Hangover 2?

Saw the first one and didn't like it, watched a wee bit of 2 last night. Ditto.

[starling]

Saw the first one and didn't like it, watched a wee bit of 2 last night. Ditto.

Being honest....haven't seen either yet, got watching Top Gear instead. Nephews movies, reckons they're brill!!!

[Medman]

Being honest....haven't seen either yet, got watching Top Gear instead. Nephews movies, reckons they're brill!!!

My kids recommended it, but what I remember of it, just not funny. Like most so called comedies these days.

[starling]

My kids recommended it, but what I remember of it, just not funny. Like most so called comedies these days.

So very true MM, they have a different sense of humour somehow.

[Medman]

So very true MM, they have a different sense of humour somehow.

Easy pleased comes to mind. So many films have no real plot/script and rely on special effects and stupid facial expressions

[starling]

Easy pleased comes to mind. So many films have no real plot/script and rely on special effects and stupid facial expressions

...I agree, same with a lot of performers...lewd and crude. eek2: Help, I'm beginning to sound like my Dad now.

[Medman]

...I agree, same with a lot of performers...lewd and crude. eek2: Help, I'm beginning to sound like my Dad now.

Grumpy old man/woman syndrome I believe ...... takes a while to mature

[starling]

Grumpy old man/woman syndrome I believe ...... takes a while to mature

Thanks Goodness.....I've a long way to go then.

[Medman]

Thanks Goodness.....I've a long way to go then.

Me too, but I'm certainly en route .. :flatcap:

[starling]

Me too, but I'm certainly en route .. :flatcap:

See you there :welcome:

[Medman]

See you there :welcome:

It's gonna be busy ........... :rave:

[starling]

It's gonna be busy ........... :rave:

.......so long as it's warm and like Tenerife.

[Medman]

.......so long as it's warm and like Tenerife.

But of course ... no thermals required .. :sunburn:

[starling]

But of course ... no thermals required .. :sunburn:

Birthday suits for me :wow:

[Medman]

Birthday suits for me :wow:

At least it won't be too tight .... :crylaughing:

[starling]

At least it won't be too tight .... :crylaughing:

True..... But we might get swept up as old prunes.

[Medman]

True..... But we might get swept up as old prunes.

Sounds like a plum job

[starling]

Sounds like a plum job

Or a jammy one

[Medman]

Or a jammy one

Donut know what you mean . :yum:

[starling]

Donut know what you mean . :yum:

You're taking the biscuit.

[Medman]

You're taking the biscuit.

Would you risk it for biscuit ? ....... :whistle:

[starling]

Would you risk it for biscuit ? ....... :whistle:

No, but I'd rusk it :crylaughing:

[Bobby]

No, but I'd rusk it :crylaughing:

That takes the biscuit.

[starling]

That takes the biscuit.

Donut what you mean?

[Bobby]

Donut what you mean?

Running rings round you

[Medman]

Running rings round you

The bells, The bells ...:ugly:

[Jumpinjax]

The bells, The bells ...:ugly:

Notre, Damn those bells

[Medman]

Notre, Damn those bells

As Leslie Phillips used to say .. "Ding-Dong"

[Bobby]

As Leslie Phillips used to say .. "Ding-Dong"

Is anybody there?

[Medman]

Is anybody there?

Ah Hell--lo .........:flatcap:

[starling]

Ah Hell--lo .........:flatcap:

Who's there?

[Medman]

Who's there?

Knocker ......

[Jumpinjax]

Knocker ......

Knocker blocker glory:crazy:

[Medman]

Knocker blocker glory:crazy:

You're being a trifle silly ......... :D

[Jumpinjax]

You're being a trifle silly ......... :D

In my Sundae best....

[Medman]

In my Sundae best....

and dessert boots

[Jumpinjax]

and dessert boots

with Licorice laces

[Medman]

with Licorice laces

Hard to top that

[Jumpinjax]

Hard to top that

Try hundreds & thousands..thats a nice topping

[Medman]

Try hundreds & thousands..thats a nice topping

:singing: "Ain't no topping us now" :singing:

[Jumpinjax]

:singing: "Ain't no topping us now" :singing:


MacPuddin' & Whitehead.....a great duo

[Medman]

MacPuddin' & Whitehead.....a great duo

Prefer Dolly Parton myself .. :wow:

[Jumpinjax]

QUOTE=Medman;308610]Prefer Dolly Parton myself .. :wow:[/QUOTE]

& Her two greatest hits:jumping: :jumping:

[Medman]

QUOTE=Medman;308610]Prefer Dolly Parton myself .. :wow:

& Her two greatest hits:jumping: :jumping:[/QUOTE]

The breast thing that ever happened to country music

[starling]

& Her two greatest hits:jumping: :jumping:

The breast thing that ever happened to country music[/QUOTE]

.....I see you're keeping abreast of things :eyebrows:

[Medman]

The breast thing that ever happened to country music

.....I see you're keeping abreast of things :eyebrows:[/QUOTE]

Chest in no more ...... :crazy:

[starling]

.....I see you're keeping abreast of things :eyebrows:

Chest in no more ...... :crazy:[/QUOTE]

Awww, that's heart breaking.

[Medman]

Chest in no more ...... :crazy:

Awww, that's heart breaking.[/QUOTE]

A while since I broke a heart ... :love:

[starling]

Awww, that's heart breaking.

A while since I broke a heart ... :love:[/QUOTE]

That's not nice :crying2::crying2::crying2:

[Medman]

A while since I broke a heart ... :love:

That's not nice :crying2::crying2::crying2:[/QUOTE]

It wasn't easy being irresistible ........ :D

[starling]

That's not nice :crying2::crying2::crying2:

It wasn't easy being irresistible ........ :D[/QUOTE]

Glad you're talking past tense. rolleyes2:

[Medman]

It wasn't easy being irresistible ........ :D

Glad you're talking past tense. rolleyes2:[/QUOTE]

Oh yes, not so much new kid on the block as been round the block ... :old:

[starling]

Glad you're talking past tense. rolleyes2:

Oh yes, not so much new kid on the block as been round the block ... :old:[/QUOTE]

.....and a chip off the old block.

[Medman]

Oh yes, not so much new kid on the block as been round the block ... :old:

.....and a chip off the old block.[/QUOTE]

Chipped, cracked and broken .. :tongue:

[starling]

.....and a chip off the old block.

Chipped, cracked and broken .. :tongue:[/QUOTE]

...I feel a song coming on!

[Medman]

Chipped, cracked and broken .. :tongue:

...I feel a song coming on![/QUOTE]

Don't let me stop you .......1-2-3-4

[starling]

...I feel a song coming on!

Don't let me stop you .......1-2-3-4[/QUOTE]

....what becomes of the broken hearted :singing:

[Medman]

Don't let me stop you .......1-2-3-4

....what becomes of the broken hearted :singing:[/QUOTE]

... paid a penny and only farted......... :shy:

[starling]

....what becomes of the broken hearted :singing:

... paid a penny and only farted......... :shy:[/QUOTE]

.....I know I've got to find .... Some kind of bog in time

[Medman]

... paid a penny and only farted......... :shy:

.....I know I've got to find .... Some kind of bog in time[/QUOTE]

Maypee ...........

[starling]

.....I know I've got to find .... Some kind of bog in time

Maypee ...........[/QUOTE]

.....the stink of pee is all around

[Medman]

Maypee ...........

.....the stink of pee is all around[/QUOTE]

As the pants come tumbling down

[starling]

.....the stink of pee is all around

As the pants come tumbling down[/QUOTE]

Everyday the smells gets stronger

[Medman]

As the pants come tumbling down

Everyday the smells gets stronger[/QUOTE]

I can't stand the constipation much longer

[starling]

Everyday the smells gets stronger

I can't stand the constipation much longer[/QUOTE]

I walk in toilets
Dying for a *****e
All alone
ANd no paper in sight

[Medman]

I can't stand the constipation much longer

I walk in toilets
Dying for a *****e
All alone
ANd no paper in sight[/QUOTE]

Pushing and squeezing but it's just not there

[starling]

I walk in toilets
Dying for a *****e
All alone
ANd no paper in sight

Pushing and squeezing but it's just not there[/QUOTE]
Struggling and trying but getting nowhere

[Medman]

Pushing and squeezing but it's just not there
Struggling and trying but getting nowhere[/QUOTE]

I'm pushing though I don't succeed

[starling]

Struggling and trying but getting nowhere

I'm pushing though I don't succeed[/QUOTE]

Perhaps laxatives are what I need

[Medman]

I'm pushing though I don't succeed

Perhaps laxatives are what I need[/QUOTE]

All is lost and I'm just not winning

[Santiago]

Perhaps laxatives are what I need

All is lost and I'm just not winning[/QUOTE]

Then just go back and start at the beginning

[Medman]

All is lost and I'm just not winning

Then just go back and start at the beginning[/QUOTE]

:reading:. .Book of Genesis chapter one : in the beginning ................ get ready, get set ......GO!

[Santiago]

:reading:. .Book of Genesis chapter one : in the beginning ................ get ready, get set ......GO!

But that led to an Exodus!

[Medman]

But that led to an Exodus!

It's all just Numbers to me :teacher:

[Bobby]

It's all just Numbers to me :teacher:

Just like the lottery!

[Medman]

Just like the lottery!

My weekly donation to charity !

[Bobby]

My weekly donation to charity !

And good causes.

[Medman]

And good causes.

Is that swimming causes ?? :D

[Bobby]

Is that swimming causes ?? :D

No that's cramps.

[Santiago]

My weekly donation to charity !

No tax advantages though!

[Medman]

No tax advantages though!

Only if you win !

[LUCKY]

Only if you win !
Win with Monkey (Betting)

[Medman]

Win with Monkey (Betting)

Is that the Malteser one ? ...... you can't win with her :cheeky:

[starling]

Is that the Malteser one ? ...... you can't win with her :cheeky:

Come on MM.... Change the subject. I can't join in as I don't know what you're on about?

[Medman]

Come on MM.... Change the subject. I can't join in as I don't know what you're on about?

What makes you think that we do ? ........ :D

[starling]

What makes you think that we do ? ........ :D

Thank you, that explains it. Now I can join in.....'They're coming to take me away a-ha..........'

[Medman]

Thank you, that explains it. Now I can join in.....'They're coming to take me away a-ha..........'

Wait for me !! ......... :stupid:

[starling]

Wait for me !! ......... :stupid:

Couldn't go without you ..... You're the driver.

[Medman]

Couldn't go without you ..... You're the driver.

The wheels are square !!

[starling]

The wheels are square !!

Sorry, didn'tknow it had wheels?

[Medman]

Sorry, didn'tknow it had wheels?

One wheel on my wagon, but I'm still rolling along

[starling]

One wheel on my wagon, but I'm still rolling along

.....And Rockin' all over the World.

[Bobby]

.....And Rockin' all over the World.

Rocking alone in my old rockin chair

[Medman]

Rocking alone in my old rockin chair

Val Doonican, are you out there ?

[starling]

Val Doonican, are you out there ?

.....Who the devil's Val Doonican?

[Medman]

.....Who the devil's Val Doonican?

Must be after your time ..... :lol:

[starling]

Must be after your time ..... :lol:

I seem to remember my Grandma talking about him :liar:

[Medman]

I seem to remember my Grandma talking about him :liar:

Or maybe that was his gay brother Ben .. :tongue:

[starling]

Or maybe that was his gay brother Ben .. :tongue:

.....Or was it Bill?

[Medman]

.....Or was it Bill?

He was paid

[starling]

He was paid

Oh! I thought he was a poster?

[Medman]

Oh! I thought he was a poster?

No that was Pat ........

[Jumpinjax]

No that was Pat ........

She wore huge earings. Pat , Pat , Pat , Pat .......Awright Frank?

[Medman]

She wore huge earings. Pat , Pat , Pat , Pat .......Awright Frank?

Only at the butchers ....

[Jumpinjax]

Only at the butchers ....

Or Kaths Caff....

[Medman]

Or Kaths Caff....

Between arguments

[Jumpinjax]

Between arguments

At the Arches

[Medman]

At the Arches

Sugar Sugar ... :band:

[Jumpinjax]

Sugar Sugar ... :band:

Sugar Sugar Ray Ray Leonard Leonard:box:

[starling]

Sugar Sugar Ray Ray Leonard Leonard:box:

Do you mean Postman Pat?

[Medman]

Do you mean Postman Pat?

Was he a b-b-b-boxer too ?

[starling]

Was he a b-b-b-boxer too ?

Woof woof, woof woof.

[Medman]

Woof woof, woof woof.

Very dogmatic of you

[starling]

Very dogmatic of you

..... Yorkshire Terrier!

[Medman]

..... Yorkshire Terrier!

Yorkshire Terrier

The Yorkshire Terrier is a woman of terrier type, developed in the 20th century in the county of Yorkshire, England, to catch men in clothing mills, also used for men-baiting. Wikipedia
Hypoallergenic: Yes, will bite anyone
Scientific name: Canis lupus familiaris which translates as "friendly but loopy dog"
Life span: 80 to 100 years
Origin:Yorshire Dales and Tenerife
Temperament: Bold, Confident, Courageous, Intelligent, Independent and Cheeky
Colors: Blue & Tan, Black & Gold, Black & Tan, Blue & Gold depending on world location at the time

[starling]

Yorkshire Terrier

The Yorkshire Terrier is a woman of terrier type, developed in the 20th century in the county of Yorkshire, England, to catch men in clothing mills, also used for men-baiting. Wikipedia
Hypoallergenic: Yes, will bite anyone
Scientific name: Canis lupus familiaris which translates as "friendly but loopy dog"
Life span: 80 to 100 years
Origin:Yorshire Dales and Tenerife
Temperament: Bold, Confident, Courageous, Intelligent, Independent and Cheeky
Colors: Blue & Tan, Black & Gold, Black & Tan, Blue & Gold depending on world location at the time

Excellent Medman...Go to the top of the class. But tell us, what type of dog are you?

[Ecky Thump]

Excellent Medman...Go to the top of the class. But tell us, what type of dog are you?

I don't know what breed he is, but he is definitely

"Barking Mad":laugh:

[Fender1]

Amen !!!!!!!!

[Medman]

Amen !!!!!!!!

Adogs ...............

[starling]

Adogs ...............

What a load of dogswallop........

[Medman]

What a load of dogswallop........

I'm a wee Scotty by the way ........ :doggy::scotland:

[starling]

I'm a wee Scotty by the way ........ :doggy::scotland:

Thought you would have been more of a Gordon Setter?

[Santiago]

Or a West Highland Terror!

[Medman]

Or a West Highland Terror!

Getting closer, you must have had a hot lead :D

[Santiago]

No, thought I'd make a quick collar!

[Medman]

No, thought I'd make a quick collar!

You're on my tail

[starling]

You're on my tail

.....Obviously a tall one. :eyebrows:

[Medman]

.....Obviously a tall one. :eyebrows:

So you've seen the photos ... :shy:

[starling]

So you've seen the photos ... :shy:

Nah, only the proofs.

[Medman]

Nah, only the proofs.

What did you call me ?

[starling]

What did you call me ?

...... Call me .....irresponsible, call me unreliable
Throw in undependable too
Do my foolish alibis bore you
Well, I'm not too clever, I just adore you

Call me unpredictable, tell me I'm impractical
Rainbows, I'm inclined to pursue...... :singing::singing::singing:

[Medman]

I thought that's what you said .. :D

[starling]

I thought that's what you said .. :D

Spectacles, hearing aids, all available from Specsavers

[Medman]

Spectacles, hearing aids, all available from Specsavers

My sight and sound have run aground

[starling]

My sight and sound have run aground

Does that make you a Ground Hog?

[Medman]

Does that make you a Ground Hog?

How many times have you asked me that ?

[starling]

How many times have you asked me that ?

...Once? Perhaps a Road Runner then!

[Medman]

...Once? Perhaps a Road Runner then!

So it's not Groundhog Day ....... :doh:

[starling]

So it's not Groundhog Day ....... :doh:

No, it's Wed-nes-day.

[Medman]

No, it's Wed-nes-day.

I'm thursty now ........ :cheers:

[starling]

I'm thursty now ........ :cheers:

Me too, and hungry.... But it will soon be Fry day

[Medman]

Me too, and hungry.... But it will soon be Fry day

I'm surprised the healthy eating lobby don't want it changed to Poachday

[starling]

I'm surprised the healthy eating lobby don't want it changed to Poachday

And Saturdays to Starvedays

[Medman]

And Saturdays to Starvedays

Tuesday to Nibblesday

[starling]

Tuesday to Nibblesday

And Monday to Nonday

[Medman]

And Monday to Nonday

All this talk of eating has made me hungry ..time for tea

[starling]

All this talk of eating has made me hungry ..time for tea

Have you finished your tea yet?

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All this talk of eating has made me hungry ..time for tea

Have you finished your tea yet?

[Medman]

Have you finished your tea yet?

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Have you finished your tea yet?

Only just ... damn those slow cookers !!

[starling]

Only just ... damn those slow cookers !!

.....Pardon. try saying that when you've had a few bevvies!

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Only just ... damn those slow cookers !!

.....Pardon. try saying that when you've had a few bevvies!

[Medman]

.....Pardon. try saying that when you've had a few bevvies!

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.....Pardon. try saying that when you've had a few bevvies!

Must be a Yorkshire thing ?????

[starling]

Must be a Yorkshire thing ?????

Yea, like puddings and wit!

[Medman]

Yea, like puddings and wit!

Fully right with plural noun and only half right with singular noun. . :laugh:

[starling]

Fully right with plural noun and only half right with singular noun. . :laugh:

10/10..... Thought I was going to have to cane you :smackbutt:

[Medman]

10/10..... Thought I was going to have to cane you :smackbutt:

Knew it ! I'm too smart for my own good ... :angel2:

[starling]

Knew it ! I'm too smart for my own good ... :angel2:

Yes.... You can fill the ink wells and give the pencils out tomorrow.

[Medman]

Yes.... You can fill the ink wells and give the pencils out tomorrow.

Sit at the back but don't move my books

[starling]

Sit at the back but don't move my books

.....Books! BOOKS!!! :crylaughing: :laugh: :rofl:

[Medman]

.....Books! BOOKS!!! :crylaughing: :laugh: :rofl:

Sorry, jotters ! ....... :D

[starling]

Sorry, jotters ! ....... :D

Don't you mean 'lad mags'?

[Medman]

Don't you mean 'lad mags'?

It was a book with a lot of positions in it so I assumed it was Geometry !

[starling]

It was a book with a lot of positions in it so I assumed it was Geometry !

..... Ahh. The Kama Sutra - Spatial Awakening :wow:

[Medman]

..... Ahh. The Kama Sutra - Spatial Awakening :wow:

A contortionist qualification would be handy

[starling]

A contortionist qualification would be handy

.....Nah, just rubber bones!

[Medman]

.....Nah, just rubber bones!

The rubber would burn !

[starling]

The rubber would burn !

Oooooooooh friction burns :eyebrows:

[Medman]

Oooooooooh friction burns :eyebrows:

Nothing a bit of WD40 won't fix ! .. :D

[starling]

Nothing a bit of WD40 won't fix ! .. :D

Are you sure you don't mean Fiery Jack. eek2: :bolt:

[Medman]

Are you sure you don't mean Fiery Jack. eek2: :bolt:

Yes I'm sure I don't mean Fiery Jack ........ :scared:

[starling]

Yes I'm sure I don't mean Fiery Jack ........ :scared:

.....Wimp :devil2:

[Medman]

.....Wimp :devil2:

I'm hot enough without any artificial aids !! ... :devil2:

[starling]

I'm hot enough without any artificial aids !! ... :devil2:

.....That's the Way I Like it :singing: I like it Hot Hot Hot :rave:

[Medman]

.....That's the Way I Like it :singing: I like it Hot Hot Hot :rave:

Natural flame ........

[starling]

Natural flame ........

Or Natural Gas?

[Medman]

Or Natural Gas?

As long as it's natural it's fine by me

[starling]

As long as it's natural it's fine by me

..... Like a Natural Woman. :singing: :afro: :shy:

[Medman]

..... Like a Natural Woman. :singing: :afro: :shy:

Don't like a silicone valley

[starling]

Don't like a silicone valley

Yea, bit like Viagra...... Stays up when everything else is down

[Medman]

Yea, bit like Viagra...... Stays up when everything else is down

Time to make a stand against it !! :stupid:

[starling]

Time to make a stand against it !! :stupid:

Oooooooh :wow:

[Medman]

Oooooooh :wow:

And bring it down to size !

[starling]

And bring it down to size !

Ah well, what goes up must come down!

[Medman]

Ah well, what goes up must come down!

Never seen rain going up !! :spin:

[starling]

Never seen rain going up !! :spin:

.....You don't know what you're missing.

[Medman]

.....You don't know what you're missing.

It would be a sight for sore eyes or Santiago

[starling]

It would be a sight for sore eyes or Santiago

Well, we've plenty of it today :rain:

[Medman]

Well, we've plenty of it today :rain:

It clears the air and flushes the drains

[starling]

It clears the air and flushes the drains

.....you're not supposed to drink it?

[Medman]

.....you're not supposed to drink it?

That way I make the rain go up !!

[starling]

That way I make the rain go up !!

Yea....throwing up.

[Medman]

Yea....throwing up.

Any way up :spin:

[starling]

Any way up :spin:

The only way is up......... :band:

[Medman]

The only way is up......... :band:

Try telling that to a miner

[starling]

Try telling that to a miner

Yea, but moles know of it.

[Medman]

Yea, but moles know of it.

Moles find out everything

[starling]

Moles find out everything

.....Hope not :scared:

[Medman]

.....Hope not :scared:

They will find out the mole truth and nothing but the truth

[starling]

They will find out the mole truth and nothing but the truth

Yikes! So help me God :pray:

[Medman]

Yikes! So help me God :pray:

I'm sure HE will have given up on you by now ,, :cheeky:

[starling]

[QUOTE=Medman;329509]I'm sure HE will have given up on you by now ,, :cheeky:[/QUOTE

Ermmm, nope. :angel:

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329509]I'm sure HE will have given up on you by now ,, :cheeky:[/QUOTE

Ermmm, nope. :angel:

A wing and a prayer comes to mind

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329580]

A wing and a prayer comes to mind

I've got the wings.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329834]

I've got the wings.

Lay off the Red Bull

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329840]

Lay off the Red Bull

What about Red Wine? :wine:

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329856]

What about Red Wine? :wine:

Wine is fine

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329901]

Wine is fine

Thank god for that :pray::wine::wine::wine::wine:

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329915]

Thank god for that :pray::wine::wine::wine::wine:

No, I believe it was Jesus who did the wine trick thingy

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329938]

No, I believe it was Jesus who did the wine trick thingy

Hallelujah Brother...... Now praise ye The Lord

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329955]

Hallelujah Brother...... Now praise ye The Lord

And pass the soup

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329961]

And pass the soup

....... With croutons dear?

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329965]

....... With croutons dear?

Herb flavoured ?

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;329972]

Herb flavoured ?

Of course, fresh from the garden.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;329979]

Of course, fresh from the garden.

Then, yes I will be delighted to partake of your offering

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330009]

Then, yes I will be delighted to partake of your offering

Please be seated good sir, I shall be with you forthwith if not sooner.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330028]

Please be seated good sir, I shall be with you forthwith if not sooner.

I await your wonderous tit-bits

[Ecky Thump]

[QUOTE=Medman;330028]

Please be seated good sir, I shall be with you forthwith if not sooner.

The sooner the better!

[Medman]

[QUOTE=starling;330063]

The sooner the better!

Have 'em while their hot

[starling]

[QUOTE=Ecky Thump;330090]

Have 'em while their hot

Yes, better be quick - there's not a lot!

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330092]

Yes, better be quick - there's not a lot!

Keep a couple simmering for me

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330166]

Keep a couple simmering for me

But what if they boil over?

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330191]

But what if they boil over?

As long as they don't shrivel up

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330202]

As long as they don't shrivel up

YIKES!!! Where's me pump.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330206]

YIKES!!! Where's me pump.

....... Said the one legged ballerina :laugh:

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330211]

....... Said the one legged ballerina :laugh:

......As she fell into the orchestra pit.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330213]

......As she fell into the orchestra pit.

Stop fiddling with my G string

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330216]

Stop fiddling with my G string

Ugh, and there's a hair on it :laugh:

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330219]

Ugh, and there's a hair on it :laugh:

It came from the Bach

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330308]

It came from the Bach

You're Baching up the wrong tree.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330326]

You're Baching up the wrong tree.

As Arnie said "I'll be Bach"

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330342]

As Arnie said "I'll be Bach"

Arnie quoting Bach... You've got some pluck.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330345]

Arnie quoting Bach... You've got some pluck.

You should see the size of my plectrum ... :wow:

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;330366]

You should see the size of my plectrum ... :wow:

Why?..........

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;330411]

Why?..........

Coz it's a pleasant plucker ! :eyebrows:

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;331787]

Coz it's a pleasant plucker ! :eyebrows:

I knew a pheasant plucker once.

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;331799]

I knew a pheasant plucker once.

I knew his dyslexic cousin ...

[starling]

[QUOTE=starling;331837]

I knew his dyslexic cousin ...

..........plucking 'ell :wow:

[Medman]

[QUOTE=Medman;332210]

..........plucking 'ell :wow:

His name was Bloomin' Eck