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starling
08-11-2013, 11:45
[QUOTE=starling;332319]
His name was Bloomin' Eck
..... Not oh eck?
[QUOTE=Medman;332568]
..... Not oh eck?
'fraid so ......... :cheeky:
starling
08-11-2013, 17:40
[QUOTE=starling;332587]
'fraid so ......... :cheeky:
What nationality was he?
[QUOTE=Medman;332633]
What nationality was he?
I already told you that he was Dyslexic.
starling
08-11-2013, 21:31
[QUOTE=starling;332697]
I already told you that he was Dyslexic.
Does that mean he's athletic.
[QUOTE=Medman;332746]
Does that mean he's athletic.
His eyes do somersaults
starling
10-11-2013, 15:11
[QUOTE=starling;332765]
His eyes do somersaults
And I'll bet he can see out the back of his head.
[QUOTE=Medman;332874]
And I'll bet he can see out the back of his head.
As long as he pullls the zip down first
starling
10-11-2013, 17:11
[QUOTE=starling;333228]
As long as he pullls the zip down first
Oooh! Naughty :wow:
[QUOTE=Medman;333245]
Oooh! Naughty :wow:
..... or maybe it was buttons !
starling
10-11-2013, 17:41
[QUOTE=starling;333273]
..... or maybe it was buttons !
Now now Cinders don't blame poor Buttons
[QUOTE=Medman;333304]
Now now Cinders don't blame poor Buttons
He had the chocolate fingers
starling
10-11-2013, 17:48
[QUOTE=starling;333307]
He had the chocolate fingers
No, Leroy had those.
[QUOTE=Medman;333312]
No, Leroy had those.
Bad Bad Leroy ?
starling
10-11-2013, 17:52
[QUOTE=starling;333318]
Bad Bad Leroy ?
Yea, not 'arf....lived in the baddest part of town.
[QUOTE=Medman;333320]
Yea, not 'arf....lived in the baddest part of town.
Apparently King Kong didn't have a look in ... :laugh:
starling
11-11-2013, 10:15
[QUOTE=starling;333325]
Apparently King Kong didn't have a look in ... :laugh:
What's it to do with King Kong?
[QUOTE=Medman;333328]
What's it to do with King Kong?
This is my karaoke offering, so I know the full story ... :singing:
starling
11-11-2013, 10:55
[QUOTE=starling;333536]
This is my karaoke offering, so I know the full story ... :singing:
Still no wiser????
[QUOTE=Medman;333553]
Still no wiser????
Ok, tutorial time.. :laugh: this is the chorus:
And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
starling
11-11-2013, 11:27
[QUOTE=starling;333570]
Ok, tutorial time.. :laugh: this is the chorus:
And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
By Jove, I've got it.... I think I've got it... is it to do with the rain in Spain?
[QUOTE=Medman;333594]
By Jove, I've got it.... I think I've got it... is it to do with the rain in Spain?
Or the thriller in Manilla
starling
11-11-2013, 11:45
[QUOTE=starling;333599]
Or the thriller in Manilla
Or the moose that's loose aboot this hoose, hoot's mon!
Wee, sleekit, cowran, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
Wee, sleekit, cowran, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
Yer Wha? ;):laugh:
Yer Wha? ;):laugh:
Am braw man ... :shy:
starling
12-11-2013, 14:54
Am braw man ... :shy:
Read all about it! Medman auditions for New iron Man part!
Read all about it! Medman auditions for New iron Man part!
More like Irn Bru Man
starling
12-11-2013, 23:31
More like Irn Bru Man
Read all about it! Medman auditions for New Irn Bru Man part!
Read all about it! Medman auditions for New Irn Bru Man part!
Rust in Peace
starling
16-11-2013, 18:02
Rust in Peace
Read all about it! ..... Medman auditions for Tin Man's part
Read all about it! ..... Medman auditions for Tin Man's part
Anyone who had a heart would love me too
starling
16-11-2013, 21:26
Anyone who had a heart would love me too
Read all about it! Medman auditions for Cowardly Lion part in new film.
Read all about it! Medman auditions for Cowardly Lion part in new film.
Medman wins "Brainless Wonder" Award
starling
17-11-2013, 21:29
Medman wins "Brainless Wonder" Award
Medman wears red shoes to win big part in Wizard of Oz
Medman wears red shoes to win big part in Wizard of Oz
Medman and Starling co-write latest blockbuster .. :jumping:
starling
18-11-2013, 08:11
Medman and Starling co-write latest blockbuster .. :jumping:
Move over Jackie Collins and J R R Tolkein......Make way for some real thrillers :wow:
Move over Jackie Collins and J R R Tolkein......Make way for some real thrillers :wow:
Dynamic Duo scoop all major awards
starling
18-11-2013, 10:23
Dynamic Duo scoop all major awards
Batman and Robin just can't compare.
Batman and Robin just can't compare.
Or Del and Rodney .....
starling
26-11-2013, 14:19
Or Del and Rodney .....
..... Pinky and Perky :whistle:
Day and Knight ...... We wish
starling
28-11-2013, 17:40
Day and Knight ...... We wish
Wallace and Grommit...........
Wallace and Grommit...........
Closer ... But I'm too tall to be Tom Cruise anyway ...
starling
28-11-2013, 17:43
Closer ... But I'm too tall to be Tom Cruise anyway ...
Yuk, Who'd want to be Tom Cruise anyhow!.....Wouldn't mind his dosh though.
Yuk, Who'd want to be Tom Cruise anyhow!.....Wouldn't mind his dosh though.
Even his height in 50 pound notes would do fine
starling
28-11-2013, 18:08
Even his height in 50 pound notes would do fine
Yea.....Probably get me over Christmas!
Yea.....Probably get me over Christmas!
It's certainly an expensive time ..... Bah humbug
starling
28-11-2013, 18:59
It's certainly an expensive time ..... Bah humbug
Yes...Father Christmas has the right idea, visit people only once a year!
Yes...Father Christmas has the right idea, visit people only once a year!
I didn't even manage visiting Tenerife once this year (first time for 15 years) ...:cry:
starling
08-12-2013, 16:59
I didn't even manage visiting Tenerife once this year (first time for 15 years) ...:cry:
Ahhhh! Poor you. I've only been twice this year, unusual for me. Hubby's gone down today, on his way now should be landing at 5pm.
I'm going 4th January for a month, love going at that time when weather is at it's coldest here.
Ahhhh! Poor you. I've only been twice this year, unusual for me. Hubby's gone down today, on his way now should be landing at 5pm.
I'm going 4th January for a month, love going at that time when weather is at it's coldest here.
January would be nice. What's the weather like then ?
starling
09-12-2013, 10:07
January would be nice. What's the weather like then ?
Morning mm. Weather can be a bit hit and miss, usually more cloud than the summer months, very little rain but when it does it lasts for a few days which is not very nice if you've only gone for a week. It's always warm though the nights can be a little chilly, which makes for better sleeping conditions.
All in all, in January I have had four weeks of sunshine some years, and other times approx two weeks of sun, and cloud, plus the calima's every now and again. There is usually a lot of snow on Teide in January, the local papers usually have some picts of the snow plough clearing the snow and children sledging.
It can be quite different in the north of the island though, they don't get the sun the same as the south.
Morning mm. Weather can be a bit hit and miss, usually more cloud than the summer months, very little rain but when it does it lasts for a few days which is not very nice if you've only gone for a week. It's always warm though the nights can be a little chilly, which makes for better sleeping conditions.
All in all, in January I have had four weeks of sunshine some years, and other times approx two weeks of sun, and cloud, plus the calima's every now and again. There is usually a lot of snow on Teide in January, the local papers usually have some picts of the snow plough clearing the snow and children sledging.
It can be quite different in the north of the island though, they don't get the sun the same as the south.
Thanks SL, we usually go between April and October so have always had really good weather apart from some early morning cloud in October. A lot is going to depend on the mother-in-law's state of health. Still hanging in there at 91 !!
starling
09-12-2013, 20:15
Thanks SL, we usually go between April and October so have always had really good weather apart from some early morning cloud in October. A lot is going to depend on the mother-in-law's state of health. Still hanging in there at 91 !!
Well, she must have found the spice of life, so why not?
Well, she must have found the spice of life, so why not?
We've been told a few times that she was on her last legs, but she just loves proving people wrong. On her obituary it won't be suddenly or peacefully ... it will be eventually !! .. :devil2:
starling
09-12-2013, 22:10
We've been told a few times that she was on her last legs, but she just loves proving people wrong. On her obituary it won't be suddenly or peacefully ... it will be eventually !! .. :devil2:
She does right if she's still enjoying her life.
She does right if she's still enjoying her life.
Unfortunately that's not the case. She is in a nursing home suffering from dementia and doesn't know what day it is. Still recognises me though. "Unforgettable, that's what I am" .. :singing:
starling
10-12-2013, 09:18
Unfortunately that's not the case. She is in a nursing home suffering from dementia and doesn't know what day it is. Still recognises me though. "Unforgettable, that's what I am" .. :singing:
Ahhhh, she doesn't know she has dementia, but everyone else does. My Mum had to go in a nursing home, she had Alzheimer's. It was awful to watch as she mentally wasted away, she used to be a nurse in her younger days.
Very sad times, I used to come home from visiting her and felt such despair, it depressed me for the rest of the day.
Ahhhh, she doesn't know she has dementia, but everyone else does. My Mum had to go in a nursing home, she had Alzheimer's. It was awful to watch as she mentally wasted away, she used to be a nurse in her younger days.
Very sad times, I used to come home from visiting her and felt such despair, it depressed me for the rest of the day.
My wife feels exactly the same when she visits her mum. It's strange that she always wants to go but doesn't go as often as I thought she would. Probably for the same reason as yourself. "Life means nowt if you don't know what it's about". (just made that up)
starling
10-12-2013, 14:19
My wife feels exactly the same when she visits her mum. It's strange that she always wants to go but doesn't go as often as I thought she would. Probably for the same reason as yourself. "Life means nowt if you don't know what it's about". (just made that up)
To say you just made it up it's very apt. It's like having an alcoholic in the family, they're oblivious, it's the rest of the family that suffers.
I've got a copy of a poem that was on the entrance wall where my Mum stayed, you and your wife might have seen it before, but I'll put it on later when I'm on my laptop instead of IPad.
To say you just made it up it's very apt. It's like having an alcoholic in the family, they're oblivious, it's the rest of the family that suffers.
I've got a copy of a poem that was on the entrance wall where my Mum stayed, you and your wife might have seen it before, but I'll put it on later when I'm on my laptop instead of IPad.
I'm going to a funeral on Friday of a 38 year old alcoholic. It's my best mate's nephew. It is an illness that thankfully most of us don't understand. He has been ill with it for years and has been in a coma at one time. Split up from his wife and 2 kids. Moved back in with his parents, but that was becoming too big a strain on the parents. Moved to his own rented flat with daily visits/contact from his parents. Found dead by his mother. Tragic. I didn't know him personally but everyone who did said he was a really nice guy and good at his trade etc. What a waste.
starling
10-12-2013, 16:02
I'm going to a funeral on Friday of a 38 year old alcoholic. It's my best mate's nephew. It is an illness that thankfully most of us don't understand. He has been ill with it for years and has been in a coma at one time. Split up from his wife and 2 kids. Moved back in with his parents, but that was becoming too big a strain on the parents. Moved to his own rented flat with daily visits/contact from his parents. Found dead by his mother. Tragic. I didn't know him personally but everyone who did said he was a really nice guy and good at his trade etc. What a waste.
You don't have to tell me about it, know it all too well. Lost my fifty year old sister to it three years ago, Mum had a few years as one until dementia and Alzheimer's kicked in, and my youngest brother has just had his pancreas removed and still drinking........
Why :dontknow: All had/have something to live for, good jobs, loving families. I can't accept the fact that it's classed as an illness.
starling
11-12-2013, 12:35
Re Crabby Old Woman poem, there is a reply from a nurse, I'll list it later.
starling
13-12-2013, 20:45
MM. Hope the day wasn't too bad. :hug:
MM. Hope the day wasn't too bad. :hug:
Thanks SL. As good as these things can be. Nice service. Sad for the parents. Not meant to bury your children.
starling
15-12-2013, 15:41
Thanks SL. As good as these things can be. Nice service. Sad for the parents. Not meant to bury your children.
Especially so close to Christmas..... Anyhow, what's your plans for the holidays.
Especially so close to Christmas..... Anyhow, what's your plans for the holidays.
Just not working for the 2 weeks (at least) and spending time with family (especially Isla) and friends. Oh and you all "home alone"... :cry:
starling
19-12-2013, 08:04
Just not working for the 2 weeks (at least) and spending time with family (especially Isla) and friends. Oh and you all "home alone"... :cry:
I'll not be alone MM, hubby came back yesterday. Is this Isla's first or second Christmas?
I'll not be alone MM, hubby came back yesterday. Is this Isla's first or second Christmas?
This will be her second. Still not fully aware of the whole thing, but she can say "Santa". We have a dancing santa that plays music and Isla dances along with it. Hilarious. :lol: Sometimes it sticks and the expression on her face is priceless. She knows there is something wrong, and she just goes "oh". How I love her innocence.
I thought you OH was waiting out there for you to join him in January.
starling
20-12-2013, 09:47
This will be her second. Still not fully aware of the whole thing, but she can say "Santa". We have a dancing santa that plays music and Isla dances along with it. Hilarious. :lol: Sometimes it sticks and the expression on her face is priceless. She knows there is something wrong, and she just goes "oh". How I love her innocence.
I thought you OH was waiting out there for you to join him in January.
No, we wouldn't spend Christmas apart. Going down on 4th January. Have you got vid of Isla on Facebook?
No, we wouldn't spend Christmas apart. Going down on 4th January. Have you got vid of Isla on Facebook?
Christmas is all about family being together.
I'm not on Facebook, and I always seem to have a problem downloading photos etc to the Forum.
starling
20-12-2013, 14:14
Christmas is all about family being together.
I'm not on Facebook, and I always seem to have a problem downloading photos etc to the Forum.
Yes, it's a shame it doesn't allow you to download photo's, I've tried before with no luck.
starling
06-01-2014, 21:56
Come on now.... Who's broke their new year resolution and WHY?
Come on now.... Who's broke their new year resolution and WHY?
I've not broken it yet, I just haven't started it yet ....... :D
starling
07-01-2014, 07:50
I've not broken it yet, I just haven't started it yet ....... :D
Best Way MM ........... Anyone else broken their new Year resolution?
Best Way MM ........... Anyone else broken their new Year resolution?
I think you have, and are looking for someone to share your guilt .. :D
starling
09-01-2014, 08:37
I think you have, and are looking for someone to share your guilt .. :D
Pass......next question?
Pass......next question?
Wrong thread for questions !! .......... :D
starling
13-01-2014, 16:46
Wrong thread for questions !! .......... :D
Correct..........
Correct..........
As always !! .......... :lol:
starling
13-01-2014, 20:35
As always !! .......... :lol:
:raspberry:
:raspberry:
Oh how very childish ... :bootyshake::raspberry2::stupid:
starling
14-01-2014, 10:51
Oh how very childish ... :bootyshake::raspberry2::stupid:
Yes Grandad :girl:
Yes Grandad :girl:
Certainly gives me an excuse now for being so crazy ... :crazy:
starling
14-01-2014, 11:14
Certainly gives me an excuse now for being so crazy ... :crazy:
...... you said it.........not me.
...... you said it.........not me.
Did I ?, I thought it was you .. :lol:
starling
14-01-2014, 11:32
Did I ?, I thought it was you .. :lol:
No, it was me :doh:
No, it was me :doh:
Thank God for that, I thought I was going bananas ! ...... :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
starling
14-01-2014, 11:45
Thank God for that, I thought I was going bananas ! ...... :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
..... Too late for that :lol: One banana, two banana, three banana, four. tral-la-la, tral-la-la...........
..... Too late for that :lol: One banana, two banana, three banana, four. tral-la-la, tral-la-la...........
What a bunch . :D
starling
14-01-2014, 11:58
What a bunch . :D
Also got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Also got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Standing in a row ?
starling
14-01-2014, 12:58
Standing in a row ?
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...... Nothing personal intended :cheeky:
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...... Nothing personal intended :cheeky:
Nothing personal taken fish face ... :D
starling
14-01-2014, 14:24
Nothing personal taken fish face ... :D
that's a load of codswallop :wow:
that's a load of codswallop :wow:
Can't quite plaice the face .. :doh:
starling
17-01-2014, 17:52
Can't quite plaice the face .. :doh:
..... Trying to Ray's a laugh?
..... Trying to Ray's a laugh?
With my trout pout ......... :dummy:
starling
18-01-2014, 13:18
With my trout pout ......... :dummy:
That's Brill-iant MM :idea:
That's Brill-iant MM :idea:
Ya BETTA believe it .... :D
starling
18-01-2014, 14:56
Ya BETTA believe it .... :D
Are you going to Ruffe me up if I don't. :fryingpan:
Are you going to Ruffe me up if I don't. :fryingpan:
I'm a DAB hand at that .... :punchbag:
starling
19-01-2014, 09:58
I'm a DAB hand at that .... :punchbag:
..... And here's me thinking you were a Brain Sturgeon :doctor:
..... And here's me thinking you were a Brain Sturgeon :doctor:
No, but I can TUNA guitar ....... :guitar1:
starling
19-01-2014, 20:18
No, but I can TUNA guitar ....... :guitar1:
So can I if it's a Bass :lol:
So can I if it's a Bass :lol:
Looks like I've caught a SOLE mate
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 00:12
Looks like I've caught a SOLE mate
Cod you be sure of that.
Cod you be sure of that.
I'll have to MULLET over first
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 00:43
I'll have to MULLET over first
Oh POLLOCKS to that!
Oh POLLOCKS to that!
I don't believe I'm HERRING this
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 00:48
I don't believe I'm HERRING this
Well I'm not SQUIDing you.
Well I'm not SQUIDing you.
Do you take for a SUCKER ?
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 01:09
Do you take for a SUCKER ?
Not on PORPOISE, but now I I'm tired and of to my Kip-per....Night.
Not on PORPOISE, but now I I'm tired and of to my Kip-per....Night.
I'm eeling much the same myself .... Net net
I'm eeling much the same myself .... Net net
I'd like to take this opporTUNAty to say hello to everyone :hello:
starling
20-01-2014, 04:56
I'd like to take this opporTUNAty to say hello to everyone :hello:
Hello to you too fellow Yorky..... I see you're very creative with your Whiting. By the way, you can't reply until Tuesday at the earliest... In fact any day Barrimundi.
Hello to you too fellow Yorky..... I see you're very creative with your Whiting. By the way, you can't reply until Tuesday at the earliest... In fact any day Barrimundi.
You tried the new crisps yet called Salt n Hake ?
What you doing up at 3.56 or is that you just getting in ? (D S O)
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 09:47
You tried the new crisps yet called Salt n Hake ?
What you doing up at 3.56 or is that you just getting in ? (D S O)
Why are you CARPing on about crisps? Stop FLOUDERing about and come to the point!
Why are you CARPing on about crisps? Stop FLOUDERing about and come to the point!
You're a bit GOBY for a Monday morning
Ecky Thump
20-01-2014, 10:45
You're a bit GOBY for a Monday morning
I've got a dose of the Crabs and might have to see a sturgeon about them!:lol:
starling
20-01-2014, 11:29
You're a bit GOBY for a Monday morning
You're in a melan-Coley mood this morning MM
You're in a melan-Coley mood this morning MM
Fireman Salmon his wife thought I was bit green at the gills as well ... :D
starling
20-01-2014, 13:25
Fireman Salmon his wife thought I was bit green at the gills as well ... :D
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's a MORAY
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's a MORAY
A pie ? what a cheap skate
starling
20-01-2014, 13:56
A pie ? what a cheap skate
Well I thought it BRILLiant, so there!
Well I thought it BRILLiant, so there!
About two on a SCALE of one to ten
starling
20-01-2014, 14:03
About two on a SCALE of one to ten
Maybe you should MULLET over.
Maybe you should MULLET over.
When I've nu FIN else to do
starling
20-01-2014, 14:36
When I've nu FIN else to do
Yes, then you might find your po TENCH ial.
Yes, then you might find your po TENCH ial.
As a CLOWN ?
starling
20-01-2014, 15:03
As a CLOWN ?
There's no need to be KOI about it.
There's no need to be KOI about it.
I take nothing GAR anted
starling
20-01-2014, 15:37
I take nothing GAR anted
Settle down now and have a nice cup of CHAR
Settle down now and have a nice cup of CHAR
With one lumpsucker or two ?
starling
20-01-2014, 16:27
With one lumpsucker or two ?
Two please. That's ORFElly kind of you
Two please. That's ORFElly kind of you
WEEVER lot in common .....
starling
20-01-2014, 17:01
WEEVER lot in common .....
I think you've made a missedHAKE.
I think you've made a missedHAKE.
"I don't want to be your LOAVAR" ... :singing:
starling
20-01-2014, 18:00
"I don't want to be your LOAVAR" ... :singing:
Are you a singer with a GROUPER then?
Are you a singer with a GROUPER then?
Yes and they dance the CONGER .. :mexicanwave:
starling
21-01-2014, 08:11
Yes and they dance the CONGER .. :mexicanwave:
.......and the Scottish R eel :crylaughing:
.......and the Scottish R eel :crylaughing:
Got to watch you don't pull a MUSSEL doing that
starling
21-01-2014, 09:17
Got to watch you don't pull a MUSSEL doing that
You've obviously got Cod's gift for knowing fish names
You've obviously got Cod's gift for knowing fish names
Oh for God's HAKE
starling
21-01-2014, 12:56
Oh for God's HAKE
You're saying anything just for the HALIBUT.
You're saying anything just for the HALIBUT.
I'm just a young whipper SNAPPER ..........well youngish
starling
21-01-2014, 22:28
I'm just a young whipper SNAPPER ..........well youngish
No need to CARP on about it.
No need to CARP on about it.
I'm very SAURY
starling
21-01-2014, 22:40
I'm very SAURY
I think we'll have to DISCUS this in more detail.
I think we'll have to DISCUS this in more detail.
Over a DORADO ?
starling
22-01-2014, 08:27
Over a DORADO ?
Why not. I'm a cunning LINGuist.
Why not. I'm a cunning LINGuist.
Whatever TURBOs you on ...... :whistle:
starling
22-01-2014, 20:07
Whatever TURBOs you on ...... :whistle:
Have you HADDOCK raving for it?
Have you HADDOCK raving for it?
We will have to de BAIT that
starling
23-01-2014, 20:40
We will have to de BAIT that
I TROUT that very much.
I TROUT that very much.
I SHOAL prove it to you ..
starling
24-01-2014, 20:01
I SHOAL prove it to you ..
What a load of COD SCALLOPS.
What a load of COD SCALLOPS.
This is wearing FIN now .......
Ecky Thump
25-01-2014, 19:30
This is wearing FIN now .......
Yeah, your now picking at the BONES.
Yeah, your now picking at the BONES.
It's the NET result of so many posts
Ecky Thump
26-01-2014, 14:42
It's the NET result of so many posts
An entertaining thread and you have REELed folk to join in.
An entertaining thread and you have REELed folk to join in.
Ye canny BAIT it ........ :D
Ecky Thump
26-01-2014, 15:45
Ye canny BAIT it ........ :D
You could CAST out to a larger GROUPER people!
starling
27-01-2014, 08:49
You could CAST out to a larger GROUPER people!
Hi Ecky.....a SOLE mate at last!
Ecky Thump
27-01-2014, 11:00
Hi Ecky.....a SOLE mate at last!
i've been TRAWLING about for years and now you've SMELT me out.:hello:
starling
27-01-2014, 11:49
i've been TRAWLING about for years and now you've SMELT me out.:hello:
I wondered what that WHIFF was :liar:
Ecky Thump
27-01-2014, 12:36
I wondered what that WHIFF was :liar:
I think I should CLAM up about that remark and not DISCUS it further!:fpull:
starling
27-01-2014, 12:39
I think I should CLAM up about that remark and not DISCUS it further!:fpull:
I agree - you're getting your words all TANGled up.
Ecky Thump
27-01-2014, 12:48
I agree - you're getting your words all TANGled up.
I TOPE you know what you just said.
starling
27-01-2014, 13:31
I TOPE you know what you just said.
I know exactly what I said..... I don't make mist HAKEs
I know exactly what I said..... I don't make mist HAKEs
Elvis was a fish fan ! He sang about "The gill of my best friend" ....... :D
starling
18-02-2014, 10:27
Elvis was a fish fan ! He sang about "The gill of my best friend" ....... :D
He also sang 'Crawfish'
He also sang 'Crawfish'
And "All hook up" ...... ahuh huh ... :elvis:
starling
18-02-2014, 23:12
And "All hook up" ...... ahuh huh ... :elvis:
Fools rush in where anglers fear to tread.
Fools rush in where anglers fear to tread.
Let's have a CLAMBAKE
starling
19-02-2014, 10:22
Let's have a CLAMBAKE
The Girl of my BASS friend
The Girl of my BASS friend
Hound Dogfish
starling
19-02-2014, 14:04
Hound Dogfish
Amazing gRAYS......
Amazing gRAYS......
Eel have to go ...........
starling
19-02-2014, 21:14
Eel have to go ...........
Nearer my COD to thee.
Nearer my COD to thee.
The flounder of you
starling
20-02-2014, 22:21
The flounder of you
Pupfish on a string
Pupfish on a string
Shark the herald angel fish swim
starling
21-02-2014, 09:23
Shark the herald angel fish swim
Bluefin shoes.........Morning MM :wave:
Bluefin shoes.........Morning MM :wave:
Jailhouse Rockfish ................ top of the morning tae ye SL .. :tiphat:
starling
21-02-2014, 20:12
Jailhouse Rockfish ................ top of the morning tae ye SL .. :tiphat:
River Bass Vegas.......
River Bass Vegas.......
Trout me nice ......
starling
23-02-2014, 21:30
Trout me nice ......
Frying in the kitchen.....
Frying in the kitchen.....
:elvis:.Well bless my SOLE, what's wrong with me.:elvis: ,,,,,(answers on a postcard please)
starling
25-02-2014, 14:44
:elvis:.Well bless my SOLE, what's wrong with me.:elvis: ,,,,,(answers on a postcard please)
Blue Moon, you sword me standing alone,
Without a bream in my heart.... :elvis:
Blue Moon, you sword me standing alone,
Without a bream in my heart.... :elvis:
I've caught a big carp, I can't go on
starling
25-02-2014, 17:44
I've caught a big carp, I can't go on
Song of the shrimp........
Song of the shrimp........
That's a catchy one .. :cheeky:
Ecky Thump
25-02-2014, 21:11
That's a catchy one .. :cheeky:
Are you hooked onto this thread?
Are you hooked onto this thread?
Making a rod for our own back is the net result
Ecky Thump
26-02-2014, 00:01
Making a rod for our own back is the net result
I like fishnet stockings!:wow:
I like fishnet stockings!:wow:
With the giggle gap ...... :whistle:
starling
26-02-2014, 21:05
With the giggle gap ...... :whistle:
Of course, wouldn't be as much fun without it.
Of course, wouldn't be as much fun without it.
Oh Happy Days ... :D
starling
27-02-2014, 20:13
Oh Happy Days ... :D
..... And better nights :eyebrows:
..... And better nights :eyebrows:
If I wasn't in bed by ten ,,,,,,,,,,, I just went home .. :sleeping:
starling
01-03-2014, 20:37
If I wasn't in bed by ten ,,,,,,,,,,, I just went home .. :sleeping:
Can you remember what it was like in our day compared to today?
I know what my mum and dad would have said if I told them I was taking a lad up to my bedroom!!!!
Or are the lads better behaved nowadays !?!?!?
Can you remember what it was like in our day compared to today?
I know what my mum and dad would have said if I told them I was taking a lad up to my bedroom!!!!
Or are the lads better behaved nowadays !?!?!?
It certainly was different then. We did take girls up to our bedrooms to play records !! (and vice-versa). But nowadays they want them to stay overnight !! We never allowed any of our kids to have boyfriends/girlfriends stay over in same room. My nephew (19) has been allowed to have girls share his room/bed since he was 16 .... Not on my watch !!
I'm no prude but I just didn't/don't agree with it. I always liked to know who my kids were hanging about with so they were always encouraged to bring their friends to the house but were also encouraged to go back home .. :)
Were your parents strict ?
starling
03-03-2014, 18:30
It certainly was different then. We did take girls up to our bedrooms to play records !! (and vice-versa). But nowadays they want them to stay overnight !! We never allowed any of our kids to have boyfriends/girlfriends stay over in same room. My nephew (19) has been allowed to have girls share his room/bed since he was 16 .... Not on my watch !!
I'm no prude but I just didn't/don't agree with it. I always liked to know who my kids were hanging about with so they were always encouraged to bring their friends to the house but were also encouraged to go back home .. :)
Were your parents strict ?
My parents weren't strict, but they encouraged me to bring any friends home so they could see who I was associating with. Only girl friends were allowed to stop over, especially when we were about fifteen and been to the cinema to see X rated films, like Dracula and Frankenstein. Then we'd be frightened to death going home as we all lived in terrace houses and had dark entries to go down. They allowed my boyfriend to stay over on Saturday nights after we'd got engaged, I was nineteen, and married a week after my 21st birthday, my fella was 24.
How old were you when you married?
My parents weren't strict, but they encouraged me to bring any friends home so they could see who I was associating with. Only girl friends were allowed to stop over, especially when we were about fifteen and been to the cinema to see X rated films, like Dracula and Frankenstein. Then we'd be frightened to death going home as we all lived in terrace houses and had dark entries to go down. They allowed my boyfriend to stay over on Saturday nights after we'd got engaged, I was nineteen, and married a week after my 21st birthday, my fella was 24.
How old were you when you married?
Ripe old age of 25, my wife was 22 (still got the same one, which is unusual these days!)
Why are we asking questions on "Who will have the last word" ??? .... :spin:
starling
04-03-2014, 08:25
Ripe old age of 25, my wife was 22 (still got the same one, which is unusual these days!)
Why are we asking questions on "Who will have the last word" ??? .... :spin:
You started it ..... So you finish it. :twak:
You started it ..... So you finish it. :twak:
Ok Magnus ... :fpull:
starling
04-03-2014, 12:52
Ok Magnus ... :fpull:
MMmmmm. Chocolate ice cream...yummy :lolipop:
MMmmmm. Chocolate ice cream...yummy :lolipop:
I thought it was cider ......... :crazy:
starling
04-03-2014, 14:17
I thought it was cider ......... :crazy:
No, that's Coates.....it comes up from Somerset :singing:
No, that's Coates.....it comes up from Somerset :singing:
I thought it was Paignton as in Coates of Paignton .. :painting:
starling
04-03-2014, 17:08
I thought it was Paignton as in Coates of Paignton .. :painting:
Like Brixham mortar :bricks:
Like Brixham mortar :bricks:
Dollar of Bucks ?
starling
04-03-2014, 18:37
Dollar of Bucks ?
Where's the picture clue?
Where's the picture clue?
Oooo sooooooooooo sorreeeeeeeeee
Run out of tinned pigeon .........No can doo ... :sorry:
starling
10-03-2014, 20:25
Oooo sooooooooooo sorreeeeeeeeee
Run out of tinned pigeon .........No can doo ... :sorry:
We'll have to think of something else then eh?
We'll have to think of something else then eh?
Yes, we jolly well shall old bean ... :idea:
starling
11-03-2014, 12:25
Yes, we jolly well shall old bean ... :idea:
If I'm wide at the hip does that make me a Broad Bean?
If I'm wide at the hip does that make me a Broad Bean?
No just a human bean ... :D
starling
11-03-2014, 13:59
No just a human bean ... :D
And those that enter marathons are they runner beans?
And those that enter marathons are they runner beans?
And those that lost are has beans .
starling
11-03-2014, 18:40
And those that lost are has beans .
Those that went over the hurdles are jumping beans!
Those that went over the hurdles are jumping beans!
And the cold ones are chilli beans
starling
11-03-2014, 23:47
And the cold ones are chilli beans
..... Hot ones - baked beans.
..... Hot ones - baked beans.
Awful ones ......................Kidney Beans ... :lol:
starling
12-03-2014, 10:45
Awful ones ......................Kidney Beans ... :lol:
Morning Fix ...... Coffee Beans
Morning Fix ...... Coffee Beans
Greasy ones ............... Butter Beans
starling
14-03-2014, 17:19
Greasy ones ............... Butter Beans
Foreign ones ...... Black beans
Foreign ones ...... Black beans
We need an accountant to count all these beans !
starling
31-03-2014, 19:23
We need an accountant to count all these beans !
Okay, beans have had their day... What's next?
Okay, beans have had their day... What's next?
Let's talk turkey ............
starling
31-03-2014, 20:03
Let's talk turkey ............
Gobble, gobble, gobble... :ashamed:
Gobble, gobble, gobble... :ashamed:
That's knocked the stuffing out of me
starling
31-03-2014, 20:06
That's knocked the stuffing out of me
I hope you don't need a transaction.
I hope you don't need a transaction.
I can wait till Christmas
starling
01-04-2014, 11:25
I can wait till Christmas
Don't know what went wrong with that? It should have read translation. Can't be doing with this predicted text
(try saying that when you've had a few bevvies)
Don't know what went wrong with that? It should have read translation. Can't be doing with this predicted text
(try saying that when you've had a few bevvies)
No translation or transaction required as I am fluent in Turkish .. :D
starling
04-04-2014, 20:09
No translation or transaction required as I am fluent in Turkish .. :D
Hmmmm :bellydancer: Turkish Delight!
Hmmmm :bellydancer: Turkish Delight!
It's just a fez I'm going through
starling
06-04-2014, 19:47
It's just a fez I'm going through
Try wearing camouflage trousers .... If you can find any :lol:
Try wearing camouflage trousers .... If you can find any :lol:
How do you know if you have lost an invisible hairnet ?
starling
07-04-2014, 19:46
How do you know if you have lost an invisible hairnet ?
I thought you would know that????
I thought you would know that????
Watch it Nora !
starling
09-04-2014, 20:30
Watch it Nora !
Why? What's it going to do?
Why? What's it going to do?
mesmerize the masses ... :eyebrows:
starling
11-04-2014, 19:33
mesmerize the masses ... :eyebrows:
Not now naughty Norman.
Not now naughty Norman.
Later ? jesting Jackie
starling
15-04-2014, 08:02
Later ? jesting Jackie
OOOOOooooohh.... you are awful Norman!
OOOOOooooohh.... you are awful Norman!
But you like me .. :ashamed:
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